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Date Signed Up:11/12/2011
Last Login:8/05/2012
Location:My street shall remain a secret
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After getting drunk and masturbating furiously I realized what's wrong with me.

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#115 - Picture 12/17/2011 on Sign +3
#146 - **** ... 12/17/2011 on o god +20
#180 - Picture 12/17/2011 on Being black sucks +22
#102 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2011 on What if. +15
#140 - baneling (12/17/2011) [-]
Haters gonna hate.
#156 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2011 on Philip Defranco +1
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#152 - Faptastic. 12/17/2011 on WWII in a nutshell +2
#112 - Lighters are for lighting? 12/17/2011 on What FJ has done to me. +16
#239 - If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey… 12/17/2011 on Oops. +5
#102 - 140% 12/17/2011 on Putin +3
#261 - Raptor Jesus shall prevail.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Ohh My. . . +26
User avatar #310 - NinjaWizard (12/17/2011) [-]
A long time ago in a galaxy far away
A prehistoric savior was sent to save the day
Bearded and cloaked in linens of white
He floated through timespace and showed us the light
...A hybrid lord from planet doom
Passing his cup around the room
Kicking ass and saving face
He's ROID RAPTOR JESUS, lost in space
ROID RAPTOR JESUS, ROID RAPTOR JESUS, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND START TO PRAY, ROID RAPTOR JESUS, ROID RAPTOR JESUS, HE'S HERE TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY
The time and year was 2008
The prophecies fortold of hate
So back in time our hero went
To save us from the president
A woman ruler should NEVER be
For then this country won't be free
Our founding fathers would surely die
If they heard a woman replaced a guy

ROID RAPTOR JESUS, ROID RAPTOR JESUS, HILARY, YOU'D BETTER PRAY, ROID RAPTOR JESUS, ROID RAPTOR JESUS, HE'S HERE TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY
In Omaha she spoke aloud
Of women's rights to a woman crowd
He shot her from atop a tree
And thus, the death of Hilary
*unfortunately, her vice president was Oprah Winfrey, and the world was doomed from day one, so one day he'd assassinate her with his holy raptor gat that shoots a spike into her heart of doom and rage and PMS too. Fuck you, Oprah.
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#279 - infernoburrito (12/17/2011) [-]
I must know what this gif is from.
#302 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/17/2011) [-]
Sigh. url gone. look up "brain washing church camp" on youtube. you'll find it ~megaanimeuploads@ [url deleted] :D
#294 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/17/2011) [-]
Here you go [url deleted] You're welcome. ~megaanimeuploads@ [url deleted] :D
#298 - infernoburrito (12/17/2011) [-]
the url was deleted...
#273 - Picture 12/17/2011 on I love you man +1
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#138 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2011 on Silly God. +17
#173 - hidefromme (12/17/2011) [-]
#155 - Yo Mama so fat,she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar. 12/17/2011 on Yo Mama +1
#185 - How she felt. 12/17/2011 on Smooth enough for you? +3
#148 - OP can't stop sucking cock 12/17/2011 on Dogded a bullet +1
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#409 - Or make you into a cyborg. 12/17/2011 on After Death +1
#403 - InB4 flag  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2011 on After Death +4
User avatar #414 - Grimmis (12/17/2011) [-]
notice his name too? sugartitties?
#125 - Picture 12/16/2011 on Magic trick +4
#295 - I'd be pissed if someone asked me a question like that. 12/16/2011 on Things That Happen at Work:... +3
#371 - thumb whore 12/16/2011 on Epicness in a nutshell +26
#251 - How about shape shifting into the key? 12/16/2011 on Oh 4chan. 0
#128 - or Like A Supervisor  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2011 on Things That Happen at Work:... +7
#142 - StarvedSouthKorean (12/16/2011) [-]
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALIGATOR!
I drive a chevrolet theatre.

Ganxingba is boss.
#161 - This made my day. 12/16/2011 on Cameras +7

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User avatar #9 - shootitintheass (01/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 - glitzkrieg (12/18/2011) [-]
hi I am your secret santa.... ere ya go

http://procatinator.com/?cat=31
#8 to #7 - shootitintheass (12/18/2011) [-]
Thank you! I love it.
#4 - bitchimflawless (12/18/2011) [-]
Why hello there :3 i'm your secret santa! and i present you with a couple of glorious Toby gifs
Why hello there :3 i'm your secret santa! and i present you with a couple of glorious Toby gifs
#3 - astuckupkid (12/08/2011) [-]
Pretty much my reaction to all the 						****					 you put on my profile..
Pretty much my reaction to all the **** you put on my profile..
#1 - astuckupkid (11/29/2011) [-]
**astuckupkid rolls 98**
**astuckupkid rolls 98**
#2 to #1 - astuckupkid (11/29/2011) [-]
God damn it.
God damn it.
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