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|#184 - 01189998819991197253 always [+] (4 new replies)||06/04/2014 on damn that's impressive||+1|
#189 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
Don't worry stranger, I get it.
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|#2714 - This was my first attempt drag-king-ing. Not going to lie I'm…||05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here||0|
|#24 - Honestly not really. Most of what I do is done through well k… [+] (1 new reply)||04/20/2014 on madagascar 5||+7|
|#17 - As someone who's spent nearly 2 years doing this I can safely … [+] (3 new replies)||04/20/2014 on madagascar 5||+19|
#24 - shoorysmile (04/20/2014) [-]
Honestly not really. Most of what I do is done through well known companies #didne #C-N hint hint. They don't take any risks/ opportunities for hilarity.
The best I have is one time I was in suit for a road safety show doing meet and greets post performance in the city. I was just about to return too the stage area to have my break when my chaperone didn't look both ways before leading me across the road.
You have terrible peripheral sight as you can guess and I didn't see the car until it was too late. I wasn't hit hard - the car must have noticed the giant red monster standing in the middle of the road and braked early- but still the impact was enough to knock me over and bruise my side slightly. The irony still burns my soul.
Though I'm fairly sure all the kids there now have the rule of 'look both ways' imprinted into their minds permanently after seeing their favourite red monster being violently knocked down and then carted away by the first aid tent. So I'd say job well done on my part.
|#9386 - My friend and I were messing around with the camera and editin…||03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission||0|
|#8248 - Frequently asked questions: Are you a cat or dog pers… [+] (5 new replies)||03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission||+4|
|#19 - That is one of the cleverest comments I have ever seen on this… [+] (3 new replies)||11/10/2013 on Frequency of Miracles||+2|
|#114 - testung||10/11/2013 on Pokemon Comp||0|
|#159 - I'm ruddy sick of all this miss representation of my beautiful…||01/20/2013 on Fucking Australia||+1|
|#284 - Hush now.||09/26/2012 on Wise Words||0|