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Date Signed Up:8/26/2010
Last Login:1/29/2014
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#2093559 - yes 12/14/2012 on Play items 0
#2093502 - Thank you!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Play items 0
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#2093488 - I have no idea what I won lol. Thank you though.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Play items 0
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User avatar #2093502 - shmozai (12/14/2012) [-]
Thank you!
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#1045 - Idk the prices cause I just came back from a break. I'm fine w… 12/14/2012 on robertito's profile 0
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#1043 - What can this get me?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2012 on robertito's profile 0
#1044 - robertito (12/14/2012) [-]
A lot. how about the toast dragon, and like one other thing? What are you most interested in?
User avatar #1045 - shmozai (12/14/2012) [-]
Idk the prices cause I just came back from a break. I'm fine with whatever.
#2093135 - What can this get me from what's in your picture?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Play items 0
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#2093059 - shmozai 12/14/2012 on Play items 0
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#2092847 - Selling Science Went Too Far. Send offers.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Play items 0
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User avatar #2092849 - jorgethemaster (12/14/2012) [-]
5 poop poop poop text?
#2085445 - raging brony does. 12/13/2012 on Play items 0
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#390 - ishmari (01/28/2014) [-]
Hey, I still play RuneScape. Still holding on to your stuff?
#383 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
Hey! Remember me?

I'd be willing to take the rest of your RSGP off of your hands. ;)
User avatar #384 to #383 - shmozai (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm broke though! :)
#385 to #384 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
You're a liar though.
Just kidding. Seriously, you're loaded.
User avatar #386 to #385 - shmozai (02/17/2013) [-]
Lol last time I checked, I only have around 20M. I spent like 60M on you LOL.
#387 to #386 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
Do you play?
User avatar #388 to #387 - shmozai (02/17/2013) [-]
Nope haha.
#389 to #388 - ishmari (02/18/2013) [-]
Well, I'd love to take it! I play all the time, and I don't plan on quitting anytime soon.
User avatar #377 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
offer in gems on 25 spellbooks?
User avatar #378 to #377 - shmozai (01/05/2013) [-]
7 I guess.
User avatar #379 to #378 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
7 raw per?
User avatar #380 to #379 - shmozai (01/05/2013) [-]
Nah I was being generous and giving you 7 cut gems for those 25 books.
User avatar #381 to #380 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
That's not exactly generous lol
7 cut gems = only 63 raw
User avatar #382 to #381 - shmozai (01/05/2013) [-]
What about 10?
User avatar #376 - estevan (01/04/2013) [-]
Love the offer you sent, but maybe just send me a little bit more of waht you think is fair, new stuff would be awesome, old dc would be better :D like pony meat and pony semen
User avatar #370 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
How many badges would you give me for my white wood
User avatar #371 to #370 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
175 bits
User avatar #372 to #371 - shmozai (01/01/2013) [-]
I would say around 3 raw white wood for 1 badge.
User avatar #373 to #372 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
okay send trade.

175/3 = 58 badges roughly?
User avatar #374 to #373 - shmozai (01/01/2013) [-]
I like to keep unique count, so I can only trade for 100 wood.
User avatar #375 to #374 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
you owe me 3 badges you slut ;)
User avatar #359 - devold (12/14/2012) [-]

Loss: 1 "Jewelry Gambler".
2 fails
You get nothing. Why do you even play this game? You clearly are horrible at it.


No wins this time :S
User avatar #360 to #359 - shmozai (12/14/2012) [-]
How come there's no pic?
User avatar #362 to #361 - shmozai (12/14/2012) [-]
Alright thanks for trying.
User avatar #357 - ragingbrony (12/13/2012) [-]
Not sure what I'm gonna do with it, but thanks lol
User avatar #358 to #357 - shmozai (12/13/2012) [-]
Lol I just felt bad for you for posting that picture of your foot, and I got 3 so I just gave one to you.
User avatar #351 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
What are you looking for for the shitstorm survivor item?
User avatar #352 to #351 - shmozai (11/13/2012) [-]
The items I'm currently collecting are:
1) Badges
2) Tokens
3) Gems
Idk how much a Shitstorm Survivor costs since no one trades them.
User avatar #353 to #352 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the same way with the candy items, I have no idea, I'm accepting most of them though since they came in bulk. Anyway, I'll send an offer.
User avatar #354 to #353 - shmozai (11/13/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
User avatar #355 to #354 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
No problem :)
User avatar #342 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks alot :) I really needed that sword :)
User avatar #343 to #342 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Haha no problem. I had 3.
User avatar #344 to #343 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
You do realize they are worth quite a lot? :S
I think you could get more than a Launcher for one...
User avatar #345 to #344 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
They are? I took a break from collecting items, so idk the prices anymore. Are Launchers
not worth much anymore? And are you willing to trade me something else along with
the launcher to make it equal?
User avatar #346 to #345 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sure, anything specific you want?
User avatar #347 to #346 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Is your crossbow for sale?
User avatar #348 to #347 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
I'd rather not, only have two of that one :(
How about a slender/spenderman/mon, pony parts, some imp?
User avatar #350 to #348 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!
User avatar #349 to #348 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Sure.
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User avatar #340 to #339 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUU Hahaha. I'm probably better off just selling these tokens. Thanks for being
a huge help to the community though.
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User avatar #338 - cofy (10/25/2012) [-]
What do u want for them
User avatar #333 - bluemeatmballs (10/20/2012) [-]
what are you talking about i gave away items well over 4000 points worth im quitting so i want thumbs instead
User avatar #334 to #333 - shmozai (10/20/2012) [-]
Those items aren't even worth 4k points. And if you were quitting, why would you need FJ
Points? Not like you can use them out side of the item's community. You're a joke.
User avatar #335 to #334 - bluemeatmballs (10/20/2012) [-]
fj points are better than not haveing anything ad what do you mean 50k for the statue i offered and other stuff aswell thats 4k worth
User avatar #336 to #335 - shmozai (10/20/2012) [-]
None of those items are worth buying in FJ Points dude. Idk where you've been, but
items aren't worth their actual price in FJ Points in their description. Stop trying to cover
up the fact that you tried to scam me. We all know you're a scammer now.
User avatar #337 to #336 - bluemeatmballs (10/20/2012) [-]
to be honest id dint know that this was my brothers accont he gave it to me to collect items but then i got got bored so i decided to quite im sorry if i tried to scam you but i didnt mean to i thought than points where equal to item points to
User avatar #331 - wolvesbrickwall (10/20/2012) [-]
What you want for Sword?
User avatar #332 to #331 - shmozai (10/20/2012) [-]
Idk the worth of Sword in Stone, so send me an offer. I'll look at it.
User avatar #315 - gcgporn (10/05/2012) [-]
ok so heres the deal
i will employ you to collect RITs
you will be payed for the amount you collect
i will give you one emerald, topaz,ruby or sapphire for every 40 RITs
you will get bonus for every multable of 50 so 150 = you gems + 3 bonuses of diamonds/gay gems or more
do you expect
i will stop after a while but i will take all of your RIT shortly after i say stop
YOU WILL NOT BE LOSE CHANGED!
you up for it (you will get a huge profit)
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User avatar #314 to #313 - shmozai (10/05/2012) [-]
Idk the currency for FJ Points lol. I just need enough to try and open some scrolls.
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User avatar #312 to #311 - shmozai (10/05/2012) [-]
Sorry I only have 1 bat. The Slendermen aren't for sale either. Anything else is probably.
User avatar #303 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
how many for a frosted cupcake? :3
User avatar #304 to #303 - shmozai (10/05/2012) [-]
How many do you think sounds reasonable?
User avatar #305 to #304 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
5 ores
User avatar #306 to #305 - shmozai (10/05/2012) [-]
I would be more satisfied with 1 Angelic Ingot because it's a discontinued item.
User avatar #319 to #306 - capslockrage (10/11/2012) [-]
Uh i know this is late, but you could have gotten like 10+ ingots for it
pandaclub you got a good deal
User avatar #307 to #306 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
sent you greedy bastard XD
User avatar #309 to #307 - shmozai (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you. :D
User avatar #301 - estevan (10/05/2012) [-]
what for slenderman?
Check my items
User avatar #302 to #301 - shmozai (10/05/2012) [-]
Sorry not for sale. I'm going to make a Slendermon and Spenderman after I get my third.
User avatar #299 - thetastygiraffe (10/04/2012) [-]
what could i get for 37 angelic ore?
User avatar #300 to #299 - shmozai (10/04/2012) [-]
What are you looking for? I'll accept any trade as long as it's reasonable. My gems are
not for sale though.
User avatar #288 - irwincardozo (10/04/2012) [-]
oh hai... extra slenderman for trade?
User avatar #289 to #288 - shmozai (10/04/2012) [-]
Nah, sorry bro.
User avatar #290 to #289 - irwincardozo (10/04/2012) [-]
oh okay man.. i had an extra FJ imp.. thought you'd be interested.. anywho no worries
User avatar #291 to #290 - shmozai (10/04/2012) [-]
How do you get a Demigod Dionyvug Of Insanity?
User avatar #292 to #291 - irwincardozo (10/04/2012) [-]
demigod scroll + 200k points bro
User avatar #293 to #292 - shmozai (10/04/2012) [-]
Oh wow nice. And you got both of them by yourself?
User avatar #294 to #293 - irwincardozo (10/04/2012) [-]
yah bro... i had 2 scrolls and junk
User avatar #295 to #294 - shmozai (10/04/2012) [-]
Dude, your collecting is amazing lol. How do you get FJ Points? I need some. Do the
Dis-Enchanters work?
User avatar #296 to #295 - irwincardozo (10/04/2012) [-]
well i post content.. so yeah that's where the points are from haha.. and the enchanters.. no idea man.. do they even work?
User avatar #297 to #296 - shmozai (10/04/2012) [-]
When you post content, does it automatically get turned into FJ Points?
User avatar #298 to #297 - irwincardozo (10/04/2012) [-]
ya man.. something like that... you should post too for points
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