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shmozai  

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Date Signed Up:8/26/2010
Last Login:5/26/2013
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#300 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
ok thank you
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god damnit spiderman
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#636 - craftycheesewiz (04/09/2013) [-]
Why are the names blue I haven;t been on in a while.
#647 - shmozai (04/09/2013) [-]
The darker your name, the longer you've had your FJ account for.
#618 - tetasmoradas (04/09/2013) [-]
It will one day. :)
User avatar #651 - castellandraco (04/09/2013) [-]
remember the old yellow funny junk, good times...
#648 - shmozai (04/09/2013) [-]
One day I will be the niggest like you.
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That's from Oglaf! :D
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#383 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
Hey! Remember me?

I'd be willing to take the rest of your RSGP off of your hands. ;)
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User avatar #384 to #383 - shmozai ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm broke though! :)
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#385 to #384 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
You're a liar though.
Just kidding. Seriously, you're loaded.
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User avatar #386 to #385 - shmozai ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Lol last time I checked, I only have around 20M. I spent like 60M on you LOL.
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#387 to #386 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
Do you play?
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User avatar #388 to #387 - shmozai ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Nope haha.
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#389 to #388 - ishmari (02/18/2013) [-]
Well, I'd love to take it! I play all the time, and I don't plan on quitting anytime soon.
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User avatar #377 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
offer in gems on 25 spellbooks?
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User avatar #378 to #377 - shmozai ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
7 I guess.
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User avatar #379 to #378 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
7 raw per?
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User avatar #380 to #379 - shmozai ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Nah I was being generous and giving you 7 cut gems for those 25 books.
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User avatar #381 to #380 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
That's not exactly generous lol
7 cut gems = only 63 raw
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User avatar #382 to #381 - shmozai ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
What about 10?
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User avatar #376 - estevan (01/04/2013) [-]
Love the offer you sent, but maybe just send me a little bit more of waht you think is fair, new stuff would be awesome, old dc would be better :D like pony meat and pony semen
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User avatar #370 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
How many badges would you give me for my white wood
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User avatar #371 to #370 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
175 bits
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User avatar #372 to #371 - shmozai ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I would say around 3 raw white wood for 1 badge.
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User avatar #373 to #372 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
okay send trade.

175/3 = 58 badges roughly?
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User avatar #374 to #373 - shmozai ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I like to keep unique count, so I can only trade for 100 wood.
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User avatar #375 to #374 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
you owe me 3 badges you slut ;)
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User avatar #363 - ied (12/24/2012) [-]
Selling any items?
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User avatar #364 to #363 - shmozai ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, depends on what.
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#365 to #364 - ied (12/24/2012) [-]
This, and the Frosted Cupcakes
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User avatar #366 to #365 - shmozai ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
The Rare Crystal Formation isn't for sale, but the Frosted Cupcake is.
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User avatar #367 to #366 - ied (12/24/2012) [-]
For?
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User avatar #368 to #367 - shmozai ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
Are your gems for sale?
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User avatar #369 to #368 - ied (12/24/2012) [-]
Yep
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User avatar #359 - devold (12/14/2012) [-]

Loss: 1 "Jewelry Gambler".
2 fails
You get nothing. Why do you even play this game? You clearly are horrible at it.


No wins this time :S
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User avatar #360 to #359 - shmozai ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
How come there's no pic?
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User avatar #362 to #361 - shmozai ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Alright thanks for trying.
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User avatar #357 - ragingbrony (12/13/2012) [-]
Not sure what I'm gonna do with it, but thanks lol
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User avatar #358 to #357 - shmozai ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Lol I just felt bad for you for posting that picture of your foot, and I got 3 so I just gave one to you.
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User avatar #356 - ied (12/06/2012) [-]
Selling those items?
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User avatar #351 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
What are you looking for for the shitstorm survivor item?
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User avatar #352 to #351 - shmozai ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
The items I'm currently collecting are:
1) Badges
2) Tokens
3) Gems
Idk how much a Shitstorm Survivor costs since no one trades them.
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User avatar #353 to #352 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the same way with the candy items, I have no idea, I'm accepting most of them though since they came in bulk. Anyway, I'll send an offer.
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User avatar #354 to #353 - shmozai ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
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User avatar #355 to #354 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
No problem :)
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User avatar #342 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks alot :) I really needed that sword :)
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User avatar #343 to #342 - shmozai ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Haha no problem. I had 3.
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User avatar #344 to #343 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
You do realize they are worth quite a lot? :S
I think you could get more than a Launcher for one...
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User avatar #345 to #344 - shmozai ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
They are? I took a break from collecting items, so idk the prices anymore. Are Launchers
not worth much anymore? And are you willing to trade me something else along with
the launcher to make it equal?
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User avatar #346 to #345 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sure, anything specific you want?
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User avatar #347 to #346 - shmozai ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Is your crossbow for sale?
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User avatar #348 to #347 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
I'd rather not, only have two of that one :(
How about a slender/spenderman/mon, pony parts, some imp?
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User avatar #350 to #348 - shmozai ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!
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User avatar #349 to #348 - shmozai ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Sure.
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#339 - nightstrongslot **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
Sorry, mate, your 100s failed
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User avatar #340 to #339 - shmozai ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUU Hahaha. I'm probably better off just selling these tokens. Thanks for being
a huge help to the community though.
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User avatar #341 to #340 - nightstrongslot **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, the slots have been acting up a bit lately and failing more tokens than usual. Hopefully that'll end soon
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User avatar #338 - cofy (10/25/2012) [-]
What do u want for them
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User avatar #333 - bluemeatmballs (10/20/2012) [-]
what are you talking about i gave away items well over 4000 points worth im quitting so i want thumbs instead
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User avatar #334 to #333 - shmozai ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Those items aren't even worth 4k points. And if you were quitting, why would you need FJ
Points? Not like you can use them out side of the item's community. You're a joke.
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User avatar #335 to #334 - bluemeatmballs (10/20/2012) [-]
fj points are better than not haveing anything ad what do you mean 50k for the statue i offered and other stuff aswell thats 4k worth
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User avatar #336 to #335 - shmozai ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
None of those items are worth buying in FJ Points dude. Idk where you've been, but
items aren't worth their actual price in FJ Points in their description. Stop trying to cover
up the fact that you tried to scam me. We all know you're a scammer now.
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User avatar #337 to #336 - bluemeatmballs (10/20/2012) [-]
to be honest id dint know that this was my brothers accont he gave it to me to collect items but then i got got bored so i decided to quite im sorry if i tried to scam you but i didnt mean to i thought than points where equal to item points to
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User avatar #331 - wolvesbrickwall (10/20/2012) [-]
What you want for Sword?
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User avatar #332 to #331 - shmozai ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Idk the worth of Sword in Stone, so send me an offer. I'll look at it.
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User avatar #330 - Benka (10/20/2012) [-]
yo, would you trade 11 morganite for something?
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User avatar #315 - gcgporn (10/05/2012) [-]
ok so heres the deal
i will employ you to collect RITs
you will be payed for the amount you collect
i will give you one emerald, topaz,ruby or sapphire for every 40 RITs
you will get bonus for every multable of 50 so 150 = you gems + 3 bonuses of diamonds/gay gems or more
do you expect
i will stop after a while but i will take all of your RIT shortly after i say stop
YOU WILL NOT BE LOSE CHANGED!
you up for it (you will get a huge profit)
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User avatar #313 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** (10/05/2012) [-]
how many points for SoGT and Opened wooden chest?
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User avatar #314 to #313 - shmozai ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Idk the currency for FJ Points lol. I just need enough to try and open some scrolls.
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User avatar #311 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** (10/05/2012) [-]
how many points for bat?
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User avatar #312 to #311 - shmozai ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Sorry I only have 1 bat. The Slendermen aren't for sale either. Anything else is probably.
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User avatar #303 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
how many for a frosted cupcake? :3
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User avatar #304 to #303 - shmozai ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
How many do you think sounds reasonable?
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User avatar #305 to #304 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
5 ores
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User avatar #306 to #305 - shmozai ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I would be more satisfied with 1 Angelic Ingot because it's a discontinued item.
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User avatar #319 to #306 - capslockrage (10/11/2012) [-]
Uh i know this is late, but you could have gotten like 10+ ingots for it
pandaclub you got a good deal
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User avatar #307 to #306 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
sent you greedy bastard XD
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User avatar #309 to #307 - shmozai ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you. :D
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User avatar #301 - estevan (10/05/2012) [-]
what for slenderman?
Check my items
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User avatar #302 to #301 - shmozai ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
Sorry not for sale. I'm going to make a Slendermon and Spenderman after I get my third.
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