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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:11/25/2014
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    Skitzo Skitzo
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    Shit. Shit.
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    Want? Because i do. . . Want? Because i do. . .
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    So the other night. . . So the other night. . .
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    Food Network Food Network
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    However so true However so true
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    WTF Blanket WTF Blanket
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    Prevo The Prep Prevo The Prep

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#642 - My best friend and I got really high after she got married whi… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#311 - did you actually even read what i wrote? 04/08/2014 on Ed, Edd n Eddy 0
#135 - No one every questioned the medication either, which was weird…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Ed, Edd n Eddy +17
#207 - Womens Study Major (04/08/2014) [-]
So its alright that they shot him eight times and lastly in the head isn't it. Lets just let cops have a free pass on all murders. Oh wait that already fucking happens.
User avatar #311 - shmitty (04/08/2014) [-]
did you actually even read what i wrote?
#55 - I work at a movie theater, and i agree with this statement. 04/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - DAMNIT DONNIE! Time travel correctly or dont at all.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Brad Pitt found it +2
User avatar #55 - steammadewalrus (03/25/2014) [-]
#8 - It's not even about sex, or a relationship. Do I want to be wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Sob Story; I Need Advice 0
User avatar #9 - bonoisirish (03/18/2014) [-]
I recommend just being up front with her about it. Just dont be mean. like just try to get her to tell you at why shes feeling this way. call her out. "i know your depressed and i want to know why" short simple and semi-forceful. go from there. thats my advice bud
User avatar #10 - bonoisirish (03/18/2014) [-]
nvm completely spaced on the whole convo below
#5 - Well, I do know, but I didn't want to say it, in the slight ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Sob Story; I Need Advice 0
User avatar #6 - itsaggron (03/18/2014) [-]
Clearly this being not a chemical imbalance(silly poster), just go be there for her man. There's not much she can do which is apparent. Just help her grind through the tough times. Things usually get better.
#2 - She feels the same way about me, I never mentioned that and I …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Sob Story; I Need Advice 0
User avatar #3 - itsaggron (03/18/2014) [-]
Clears it up. Well find out what's bothering her. The first step to solving a problem is finding out what the hell the problem is. I mean, she has to be depressed for a reason.
User avatar #5 - shmitty (03/18/2014) [-]
Well, I do know, but I didn't want to say it, in the slight chance that she is on here. Her mother recently left her boyfriend and moved to a different apartment, now that she moved, her mother is never their and always out with her "ex" boyfriend and his kids. Leaving her alone in the three bedroom apartment. Her dad is not a nice person and won't help, and even calls her names. None of her friends are too nice either, she feels like she's being overwhelmed by everything and I can't stop it.
User avatar #6 - itsaggron (03/18/2014) [-]
Clearly this being not a chemical imbalance(silly poster), just go be there for her man. There's not much she can do which is apparent. Just help her grind through the tough times. Things usually get better.
User avatar #4 - flemsdfer (03/18/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. Some people get depressed just because of chemical imbalances. Usually that's fixed with the right medication.
#63 - I've noticed some differences from where I'm from and when the… 03/08/2014 on The Great Milenko 0
#29 - I know I'm gonna get a bit of **** for this. But …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on The Great Milenko 0
#61 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/08/2014) [-]
ICP is meh, but their fanbase is completely fucking retarded.
#63 - shmitty (03/08/2014) [-]
I've noticed some differences from where I'm from and when they come through town. My friends and I don't paint our faces, we did in like 8th grade though. And we're all extremely quiet compared to the others. I'm not trying to down on the others, I just get surprised when they become super loud.
#38 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (03/08/2014) [-]
thanks for that buddy! ICP is way cool
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User avatar #12 - deadmanisalive ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
About that abandoned daycare, you don't happen to live in florida, do you? I ask because I have an abandoned one in my town.
User avatar #13 to #12 - shmitty (01/10/2014) [-]
No, i dont, sorry man
#6 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2013) [-]
Why did you lie about the "abandoned" day care??
User avatar #7 to #6 - shmitty (06/30/2013) [-]
Lie?
#8 to #7 - Womens Study Major (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeh, you didn't post anymore, I was thinking maybe you were lying since you haven't taken any daytime pics.
User avatar #9 to #8 - shmitty (07/01/2013) [-]
We just went there Friday night, ill be posting soon.
#10 to #9 - Womens Study Major (07/01/2013) [-]
Holy **** dude, you're right! It felt like you made that post ages ago.
please forgive me
User avatar #11 to #10 - shmitty (07/01/2013) [-]
No, its fine. I mean we just went back to the place after posting it last friday and im trying to find the pictures my friend sent me. And im planning on going later on today.
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#3 to #2 - shmitty (06/21/2011) [-]
with a looot of bacon at his house
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User avatar #5 to #4 - shmitty (06/22/2011) [-]
If you mean travis hunter eats bacon then yes.
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