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Date Signed Up:11/19/2009
Last Login:1/21/2010
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#11 - Well I'm not black, old, a prick, or a gamer girl. But I'm not…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/13/2009 on what i learned from left 4... +3
#22 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
No faggots you'd be ordinary infected
#24 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I'm 15, weigh 85 pounds, genius IQ, and don't exercise.

Will I be infected?
#33 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
if you have a genius iq they you will invent a antidote for the army's pokemon
#27 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
well ur a loser so yes
#17 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Cartman is fat AND a prick. CONUNDRUM!
#16 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
SPITTER
#18 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
only if you do acid
#13 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Fuck. You would make me think about The Game..
#27 - Wait, a FIFTH ONE?!?! GODDAMMIT!!!! 12/13/2009 on teams 0
#24 - I have a cat named Mr. Kitty. I have to hit him when he's bad.…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2009 on Cat humor +3
User avatar #123 - Tacolicious (12/14/2009) [-]
the funny thing is that Mr. Kitty seems to "change" genders...in the episode "Cat Orgy", it's a female cat.
#26 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
dammit cartman, quit breaking the fourth wall
#15 - In my house there's me, my mom (parents are divorced), my four…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/13/2009 on Poor Doggy -21
#32 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
im not a mexican Beat that
#34 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
annons imma let you finish but Criss Angel can walk on water and split a lady in half BEAT THAT!!!!
User avatar #38 - Fouad (12/13/2009) [-]
OH HO HO!! I CAN INVADE PEOPLES MIND AND MAKE THEM HEAR VOICES!!


beat that
#43 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
so YOU have been telling me to kill my brother... damnit, i thought i was actually crazy. Well, at least i can leave the mental institute...
#26 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
one of my sisters is a twilight fan i think that trumps almost everything other than having 2 sisters that are twilight fans
User avatar #27 - JoeTheRooster (12/13/2009) [-]
I live in the projects.........
Beat that!!....ooooh i just dominated you
#28 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Explain the computer.
#30 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
HOT WHEELS! BEAT THAT!
User avatar #37 - jlew (12/13/2009) [-]
dammit!!!
you beat me to it
#22 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
so ermm...what are we trying to beat? im an only child and get whatever the fuck i want for christmas. beat that!
#24 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I WILL BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!
*FAP FAP FAP FAP JIZZ*
aww man =-(
#19 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
In my house I am the oldest. I have three younger brothers, 4 step sisters and my parents are named Brady. BEAT THAT
#17 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
WRONG CARTMAN. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM WHORE
User avatar #18 - OzVsToby (12/13/2009) [-]
And kitty... who's bein' a dildo!
#42 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
noo kitty, that's my pot piiiie!
#16 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
In my house we have two parents, his three boys, her three girls, a maid, a dog, and some weird cousin with glasses. Beat that!
#25 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
It actually took me a second to realize who you were talking about, lol
#17 - Hahaha, I've heard this before. 12/13/2009 on A Boy and his forg +1
#103 - While sex is the most important, I'm more intrested in the per…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2009 on It's True LoL -7
#110 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
but fucking is sthe best part why not skip to it?
User avatar #105 - Dfresh (12/13/2009) [-]
And you like dick.
#106 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
because shes a chick
#37 - It looks like Micheal Phelps is becoming that guy with 10 post…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2009 on Epic Michael Phelps +12
#41 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
hes the new edward cullen? KILL THE FAIRY
#55 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
to #41
edward cullen was a gay vampire not a gay drug addict
edward didnt strangle other vampires in a drug-fucked frenzy
#50 - maweina (12/13/2009) [-]
who wrote that hes a douche is lady gaga on pms singing love game
#35 - Could he not work the timer? 12/12/2009 on Gangsta -2
#67 - FAIL. This is photoshopped. captcha: prexy. What is tha…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2009 on Coolest Picture Ever -16
#75 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA, ur comment fails, dipshit
#70 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
it doesnt matter even if it is photoshopped this shit is sikk
#69 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
really.........who knew this is photoshoped



fickin retard
#68 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
What?! Photoshopped?! You mean there are no actual pictures of spaceshipis blasting off of Earth and flying around the galaxy? The hell you say!
#72 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
Whoa, cause I've been spending my life looking around for this. Now i realize it's all a waste. I feel so, purposeless now...
#2 - What? How was that all that happened? You're obviously playing… 12/12/2009 on MW2 Campaign Summary -2
#2 - That's suicidal actually.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2009 on Pumpkin Suicide 0
#3 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
Difference = None

then again, emo's tend to be to much of a wimp to do it.
#4 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
I concur emos are spineless fuckers
#5 - SANTA IS BADASS!!! He's killed people. 12/12/2009 on Tiger Woods +1
#2 - GIMME DA HONEY!!! 12/12/2009 on Winnie the Poo 0
#3 - Doh! 12/12/2009 on Funniest keyboard 0
#3 - That's because the purple shirt stabber would have to have bee… 12/12/2009 on Check It Out +2
#7 - At first it was just a joke.....now it really freaks me out.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2009 on Pedobear IRL +8
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#16 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Bahaha... they should introduce pedobear to south park...
#50 - anonymous Comment deleted by shlacka
#11 - No, your not. 12/12/2009 on Last Meal +1
#17 - ALL THE TIME!!! 12/12/2009 on Sinner Webcam +2
#11 - EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!!!! 12/12/2009 on Ollie Williams Everybody +3
#38 - That's TIMES zero. I learned that in second grade.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2009 on Divide by zero +7
#39 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
i learned that in first grade!.. my school was kinda advanced T.T
User avatar #54 - thebigone (12/12/2009) [-]
good for you!!! i bet you learned how to wipe your ass too.
#56 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
actually i never did learn that
#9 - I used to play that, but it cost WAY to much. 12/12/2009 on fight +1
#57 - Very cool, but MORE **** BLOWING UP PLEASE!!! 12/12/2009 on Coolest Picture Ever -5
#9 - You suck. Your just as bad as those who say that America is fu… 12/11/2009 on Grammar Fail 0
#6 - In the top left, it looks like **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2009 on Do Want! +6
#15 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
I was thinking that too. It killed the whole pic..
User avatar #12 - MarahBwoii (12/12/2009) [-]
Top right of the side closest to the camera, looks like a fucking fat turd.
#3 - My cat had an orgy. It saved my life.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2009 on Cat Orgy +20
#4 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [-]
That was hot!

captcha: orgie

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User avatar #5 - tittentei (12/15/2013) [-]
You alive bruh?
User avatar #2 - Kreelz (01/02/2010) [-]
screw you fat ass!
User avatar #3 to #2 - shlacka (01/06/2010) [-]
Suck my balls, jew!
User avatar #1 - orale (01/02/2010) [-]
all ur comments are funny
#4 to #1 - anonymous (01/13/2010) [-]
all ur base are funny
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