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#9 - sauce?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Did not work for me 0
#12 - makegr (06/21/2013) [-]
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Nope, I did not get the sauce, anyway I found another gift with a name on it. It's MarĂ­a from Watch4Beauty. It's something, is'nt it?
User avatar #14 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/21/2013) [-]
oh yes it is, wow
User avatar #10 - makegr (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I don't have sauce. I will do a quicksearch, and I will comment what I got, okay?
User avatar #11 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/21/2013) [-]
haha well dont put much effort it to it man

But thanks man, you're cool
#13 - makegr (06/21/2013) [-]
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Also I got this gift from other girl called Stoya. Almost everybody know her!
User avatar #16 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/21/2013) [-]
oh man, check Anjelica from xvideos. You might like it. In fact im sure you would
User avatar #15 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/21/2013) [-]
love it when they bite their lips
#8 - what is it supposed to do? :/ 06/21/2013 on Did not work for me 0
#25 - If someone could explain to me what material the 3d printer wi… 06/21/2013 on Da footchur +2
#9 - long sleeve or not, when the ******* bite you you… 06/20/2013 on Zombie survivors 0
#32 - no problem bro. they filmed an episode on my road in london i …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on (1) McFail +4
#72 - likeabox (06/19/2013) [-]
Same to you!
#30 - Oh i somehow thought he did. You watched Peep Show? …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on (1) McFail +5
#31 - acksl (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes I have, but now that you mention it, I never watched all the episodes. Guess I know what I'll be doing next.
Thanks dude
User avatar #32 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/19/2013) [-]
no problem bro. they filmed an episode on my road in london i was so excitedhahah
#72 - likeabox (06/19/2013) [-]
Same to you!
#27 - Random fact of the day Mitchel is gay ! like literally. He's …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2013 on (1) McFail -20
User avatar #91 - fukkendragonite (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah that's nice and stuff, except the tiny detail that it has no basis in fact whatsoever.

Nice try though.
#29 - acksl (06/19/2013) [-]
Wiki says otherwise:
"He first met broadcaster Victoria Coren at a showbusiness party in 2007 and was "completely smitten", and although she decided to pursue someone else, he continued to pine for her.[4] In December 2010 they began dating.[83][84] In March 2012 their engagement was announced in The Times,[85] and they married on 17 November 2012.[86]"

And I don't think David would be the kind of guy who has an alibi marriage.

Gif only vaguely related
User avatar #30 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh i somehow thought he did.

You watched Peep Show? fucking hilarious.
#31 - acksl (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes I have, but now that you mention it, I never watched all the episodes. Guess I know what I'll be doing next.
Thanks dude
User avatar #32 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/19/2013) [-]
no problem bro. they filmed an episode on my road in london i was so excitedhahah
#72 - likeabox (06/19/2013) [-]
Same to you!
#134 - Europe drives left. UK drives right 06/19/2013 on WITH A STICK SHIFT 0
#606 - Do right thing, and run back to him. or make him understand yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Effect of Feminism 5 0
User avatar #715 - llamagaga (06/22/2013) [-]
...But he did do it in vain. He's been diagnosed as a sociopath.
#605 - Feminism: the belief that both sexes may become equal by focus… 06/19/2013 on Effect of Feminism 5 +8
#38 - and nice man for the car. I wish i had one. 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
#37 - what did you mum think? Im sure giving a few ks as a… 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
#34 - wow, 25k. Did you do anything worthwhile with that …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
User avatar #36 - lolfire (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I went the usual route, got myself an Alienware, Iphone 5, Corsa C and Insurance, invested a bit into stocks and shares and gave my mum a few thousand just to help her out.

I just spend it on stuff I need, I mean I paid my first year of university course fee's with money gained from selling. Buy low, sell high. It's the secret to life.
User avatar #38 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
and nice man for the car. I wish i had one.
User avatar #37 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
what did you mum think?

Im sure giving a few ks as a student means something..
#32 - how long you been doing this? and how much profit you gained i…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
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User avatar #34 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
wow, 25k.

Did you do anything worthwhile with that money?

I need a new computer, a new phone, a few shoes, but i cant afford it. I wish i just had 25k to spend haha
User avatar #36 - lolfire (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I went the usual route, got myself an Alienware, Iphone 5, Corsa C and Insurance, invested a bit into stocks and shares and gave my mum a few thousand just to help her out.

I just spend it on stuff I need, I mean I paid my first year of university course fee's with money gained from selling. Buy low, sell high. It's the secret to life.
User avatar #38 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
and nice man for the car. I wish i had one.
User avatar #37 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
what did you mum think?

Im sure giving a few ks as a student means something..
#25 - yeah, that **** is colossal. Well i live…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
User avatar #62 - azzdinezz (06/23/2013) [-]
Le bon teuch parisien quoi! Moi je gouter du teuch du 92, je suis d'Alicante et ici de la merde :c
User avatar #63 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/23/2013) [-]
mmouai, il est pas excelent excelent. ya bcps mieux
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User avatar #32 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
how long you been doing this? and how much profit you gained in total?

Where you from? im a londoner myself.

What worries me is the total quantity to take when you buy the ounce or selling big to a customer.

Plus if i do ever get caught, i wouldnt be the only one in the shit.
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User avatar #34 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
wow, 25k.

Did you do anything worthwhile with that money?

I need a new computer, a new phone, a few shoes, but i cant afford it. I wish i just had 25k to spend haha
User avatar #36 - lolfire (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I went the usual route, got myself an Alienware, Iphone 5, Corsa C and Insurance, invested a bit into stocks and shares and gave my mum a few thousand just to help her out.

I just spend it on stuff I need, I mean I paid my first year of university course fee's with money gained from selling. Buy low, sell high. It's the secret to life.
User avatar #38 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
and nice man for the car. I wish i had one.
User avatar #37 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
what did you mum think?

Im sure giving a few ks as a student means something..
#21 - amnesia ftw 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
#20 - most of the time the person who sold it to you bought it from …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Please sir 0
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User avatar #25 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
yeah, that shit is colossal.

Well i live in paris, and they got more hash then weed. And to get weed i need to spent more money which i shouldnt be spending in the first place.

My dealer was like that, he had a full time job and a family, he did it for fun, and sold it for half the price. he only had one type of each, it was supercush if i remember correctly.

I never wanted to enter in the game, if i go in, i know id never leave. how is it? do you use phones? i got a few tips from my guy whos been doing it for 10 years and no problems ever if you want
User avatar #62 - azzdinezz (06/23/2013) [-]
Le bon teuch parisien quoi! Moi je gouter du teuch du 92, je suis d'Alicante et ici de la merde :c
User avatar #63 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/23/2013) [-]
mmouai, il est pas excelent excelent. ya bcps mieux
#30 - lolfire has deleted their comment.
User avatar #32 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
how long you been doing this? and how much profit you gained in total?

Where you from? im a londoner myself.

What worries me is the total quantity to take when you buy the ounce or selling big to a customer.

Plus if i do ever get caught, i wouldnt be the only one in the shit.
#33 - lolfire has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
wow, 25k.

Did you do anything worthwhile with that money?

I need a new computer, a new phone, a few shoes, but i cant afford it. I wish i just had 25k to spend haha
User avatar #36 - lolfire (06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I went the usual route, got myself an Alienware, Iphone 5, Corsa C and Insurance, invested a bit into stocks and shares and gave my mum a few thousand just to help her out.

I just spend it on stuff I need, I mean I paid my first year of university course fee's with money gained from selling. Buy low, sell high. It's the secret to life.
User avatar #38 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
and nice man for the car. I wish i had one.
User avatar #37 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/17/2013) [-]
what did you mum think?

Im sure giving a few ks as a student means something..
#27 - If they had heavy weights on the side of the boat and have bod…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Captain Jack Sparrow +23
User avatar #110 - ishouldplayzelda (06/17/2013) [-]
"heavy weights". silly persnon, on a boat it's called ballast
User avatar #33 - nevrit (06/17/2013) [-]
Only massivly heavy weights could help them out. It's just movie logic though and the only solution is to roll with it.
#83 - i can confirm that. London is fox city. those high piched … 06/17/2013 on Title (Enlarge) 0
#3522 - haha well thats what i get. When they hear im fron london i go…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #3826 - amberleafwoohoo (07/04/2013) [-]
gosh wow i havent logged in in a while.. ive been too busy getting angry at the new layout

and im maddie! pleasure to meet ya ^-^
#3299 - Hahah they have a lot here.... for cheap.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #3304 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
oh you mean weeeeed, here i thought you meant cigarettes
in that case yes, yes i smoke weed
#3276 - having things cheaper just makes things taste so much better …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #3284 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
recovered smoker thank allah because i can't afford that shit
User avatar #3299 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/15/2013) [-]
Hahah
they have a lot here.... for cheap.
User avatar #3304 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
oh you mean weeeeed, here i thought you meant cigarettes
in that case yes, yes i smoke weed
#3261 - ill have to check it out for myself! dont have to speak much g…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #3272 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
course not, super cheap from Paris, plus paris is like one of the most expensive cities in tha world but Berlin is suprr cheap
User avatar #3276 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/15/2013) [-]
having things cheaper just makes things taste so much better

do you smoke?
User avatar #3284 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
recovered smoker thank allah because i can't afford that shit
User avatar #3299 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/15/2013) [-]
Hahah
they have a lot here.... for cheap.
User avatar #3304 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
oh you mean weeeeed, here i thought you meant cigarettes
in that case yes, yes i smoke weed
#3245 - Been to london? that **** is tight too  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #3252 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
it ain't as tight as Berlin
User avatar #3261 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/15/2013) [-]
ill have to check it out for myself! dont have to speak much german do i?

im in paris, so the trip isnt too hard
User avatar #3272 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
course not, super cheap from Paris, plus paris is like one of the most expensive cities in tha world but Berlin is suprr cheap
User avatar #3276 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/15/2013) [-]
having things cheaper just makes things taste so much better

do you smoke?
User avatar #3284 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
recovered smoker thank allah because i can't afford that shit
User avatar #3299 - shizzleinthedizzle (06/15/2013) [-]
Hahah
they have a lot here.... for cheap.
User avatar #3304 - upika (06/15/2013) [-]
oh you mean weeeeed, here i thought you meant cigarettes
in that case yes, yes i smoke weed
#3240 - ah ouai sa daaaaaaaaate. where you now?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #3247 - messerschmidto (06/15/2013) [-]
Well
I go to boarding school in New Hampshire,
But I'm staying with my family on Long Island right now.
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User avatar #18 - hanniballecture (02/10/2012) [-]
Hey hey, man. Been good. Working hard, checking FJ every now and then. Hows the new OC going?
User avatar #19 to #18 - shizzleinthedizzle (02/11/2012) [-]
its inversely proportional to the amount of work im getting.
so that means, like almost zero. but funnyjunk's moods and jokes are getting worse and worse, so i go much less often.

User avatar #20 to #19 - hanniballecture (02/16/2012) [-]
I hear you. I still like the quality % of people, though, even if its a small percentage. Im not even doing content. Just coming on and saying hi to people.
User avatar #21 to #20 - shizzleinthedizzle (02/16/2012) [-]
i do the occasional, but not much. and the poeple here are just annoying.
User avatar #5 - hanniballecture (11/04/2011) [-]
At least you've managed to almost cancel out that ********* of red thumbs you got.
User avatar #13 to #5 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/29/2011) [-]
were BACK IN THE GREEN ZONE :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - hanniballecture (11/29/2011) [-]
Some Richard Simmonsgot just went through and thumbed down all of my comments in a thread. It happens. Cheers to the success. Hows life been?
User avatar #15 to #14 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/29/2011) [-]
yeah, its been alright. i see your 17 now, well done man! :)
#16 to #15 - hanniballecture (11/29/2011) [-]
Thanks, boss.
Thanks, boss.
#17 to #16 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/29/2011) [-]
SHHIIIIIEEETT MAN
your 14 now ?!?!

you should get paid.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/05/2011) [-]
almost. and NEVER EVER corect an american about religion. they know everything, apparently.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hanniballecture (11/07/2011) [-]
On the plus side, Im an American without religion.
User avatar #8 to #7 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/09/2011) [-]
haha thats cool.
i just got another wave of red thumbs.
:(
im ranked on content now, 8891 :(
#9 to #8 - hanniballecture (11/09/2011) [-]
It gets better.
#10 to #9 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/09/2011) [-]
picture talks about homosexuality. now you're creeped out.
#11 to #10 - hanniballecture (11/09/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link

<--- also, this actually happened. Im the one with the picture not blacked out.


User avatar #12 to #11 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/09/2011) [-]
hahahaha
You need to login to view this link , how many people i fooled with that.
proves to the point where people are just stupid,too
#3 - anog (11/02/2011) [-]
England sucks.
User avatar #4 to #3 - shizzleinthedizzle (11/02/2011) [-]
haha nah it doesnt bro, its pretty cool
#2 - anonymous (10/04/2011) [-]
good stuff for now
User avatar #1 - goblingang (09/19/2011) [-]
wassup dude, its ned
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