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Date Signed Up:8/10/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Content Thumbs: 7281 total,  7988 ,  707
Comment Thumbs: 372 total,  441 ,  69
Content Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 137 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:1
Content Views:303430
Times Content Favorited:395 times
Total Comments Made:193
FJ Points:7680
Favorite Tags: the Truth (10)

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#86 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 01** 04/07/2012 on Paperchild comp 4 0
#98 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 58** 04/07/2012 on Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da BATMAN 0
#50 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 46** 04/07/2012 on Welcome Aboard 0
#153 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 69**  [+] (15 new replies) 04/07/2012 on BLB explorer +85
#354 - thetruesparks has deleted their comment.
#281 - anonymous (04/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40**
#202 - oakhill (04/07/2012) [-]
I approve.
#189 - mattginge (04/07/2012) [-]
#183 - littlenish (04/07/2012) [-]
#182 - lnyanchl (04/07/2012) [-]
#190 - sdfghk (04/07/2012) [-]
PewDiePie!
#192 - lnyanchl (04/07/2012) [-]
Derp, it uploaded wrong
Yes, Pewdie...
#199 - zionsype (04/07/2012) [-]
young pewdiepie :D
User avatar #207 - lnyanchl (04/07/2012) [-]
Little pewdie was afraid of barrels when he was younger..
#191 - lnyanchl has deleted their comment.
#180 - letmetellyouastory (04/07/2012) [-]
#165 - eatinkookehs (04/07/2012) [-]
#174 - woodyshutup has deleted their comment.
#159 - anonymous (04/07/2012) [-]
nice roll
#55 - So Close.... 04/07/2012 on Squirrels -1
#53 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2012 on Squirrels -2
User avatar #55 - shinyrayquaza (04/07/2012) [-]
So Close....
#126 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 04** 04/07/2012 on Me after a three week... 0
#299 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 78** 04/07/2012 on Poor guy... 0
#146 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 228,919,851** 04/07/2012 on /b/ -2
#143 - Comment deleted 04/07/2012 on /b/ 0
#99 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 432,276** 04/07/2012 on Superior -1
#181 - Comment deleted 04/07/2012 on Text from dog comp 0
#272 - Comment deleted 04/07/2012 on The day /b/ didn't fap 0
#4 - Is that a nipple?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2012 on AIDS +1
User avatar #8 - TheElectricCat (04/06/2012) [-]
No, it's AIDS.
#100 - And then you realized you got dooped to carry the groceries in… 01/22/2012 on Best childhood moment. +2
#14 - hmm.....I don't know, how?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Dead Babies +1
User avatar #15 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Depends how hard you throw them.
#16 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
Q: What do you do after you've had the best sex of all your life?

A: Put the baby back in the crib
#17 - formeranonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you catch a baby falling off a cliff?

with a pitchfork
#18 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor as well
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do when you see a baby drowning?

Stop laughing and take your foot off it's head.
User avatar #24 - nucularwar (01/21/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other's a watermelon.
#33 - anonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
What's the hardest part of walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick.
User avatar #44 - Kingwasabi (01/21/2012) [-]
whats harder unloading a truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of babies?

bowling balls you can use a pitch fork for the babies
#12 - You bet! Q:what's the difference between a trampoline…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Dead Babies 0
User avatar #13 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Ooh, I remembered one! How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
User avatar #14 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
hmm.....I don't know, how?
User avatar #15 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Depends how hard you throw them.
#16 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
Q: What do you do after you've had the best sex of all your life?

A: Put the baby back in the crib
#17 - formeranonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you catch a baby falling off a cliff?

with a pitchfork
#18 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor as well
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do when you see a baby drowning?

Stop laughing and take your foot off it's head.
User avatar #24 - nucularwar (01/21/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other's a watermelon.
#33 - anonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
What's the hardest part of walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick.
User avatar #44 - Kingwasabi (01/21/2012) [-]
whats harder unloading a truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of babies?

bowling balls you can use a pitch fork for the babies
#10 - Blender. How do you get them out? Nachos  [+] (12 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Dead Babies +1
User avatar #11 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Hm... I'm trying to remember a few more. got any?
User avatar #12 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
You bet!

Q:what's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A:I take off my boots when jumping on a trampoline

User avatar #13 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Ooh, I remembered one! How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
User avatar #14 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
hmm.....I don't know, how?
User avatar #15 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Depends how hard you throw them.
#16 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
Q: What do you do after you've had the best sex of all your life?

A: Put the baby back in the crib
#17 - formeranonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you catch a baby falling off a cliff?

with a pitchfork
#18 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor as well
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do when you see a baby drowning?

Stop laughing and take your foot off it's head.
User avatar #24 - nucularwar (01/21/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other's a watermelon.
#33 - anonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
What's the hardest part of walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick.
User avatar #44 - Kingwasabi (01/21/2012) [-]
whats harder unloading a truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of babies?

bowling balls you can use a pitch fork for the babies
#8 - I don't have a Ferrari in my garage  [+] (14 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Dead Babies 0
User avatar #9 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you get 100 dead babies in a bathtub?
User avatar #10 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
Blender. How do you get them out?

Nachos
User avatar #11 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Hm... I'm trying to remember a few more. got any?
User avatar #12 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
You bet!

Q:what's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A:I take off my boots when jumping on a trampoline

User avatar #13 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Ooh, I remembered one! How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
User avatar #14 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
hmm.....I don't know, how?
User avatar #15 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Depends how hard you throw them.
#16 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
Q: What do you do after you've had the best sex of all your life?

A: Put the baby back in the crib
#17 - formeranonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you catch a baby falling off a cliff?

with a pitchfork
#18 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor as well
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do when you see a baby drowning?

Stop laughing and take your foot off it's head.
User avatar #24 - nucularwar (01/21/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other's a watermelon.
#33 - anonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
What's the hardest part of walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick.
User avatar #44 - Kingwasabi (01/21/2012) [-]
whats harder unloading a truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of babies?

bowling balls you can use a pitch fork for the babies
#6 - Iv'e got plenty of these jokes Q:what worse than ten …  [+] (25 new replies) 01/21/2012 on Dead Babies +2
#34 - enxes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - tubbyjones (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you save a drowning baby?


Harpoon it
#28 - ryanfitzy (01/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 - Theyneverknow (01/21/2012) [-]
How do you stop a choking baby?

Take your dick out it's mouth
#123 - Theyneverknow (01/22/2012) [-]
You're right FJ..Theres a pinkieed comment below this about blending and eating 100 babies but THAT was too far
#35 - RobotFish (01/21/2012) [-]
Dat profile pic
User avatar #7 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
User avatar #46 - funnyjunktitan (01/21/2012) [-]
i have a better question
What's the SAME between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari
User avatar #120 - dvdfaust (01/22/2012) [-]
Tell me, broski.
User avatar #121 - funnyjunktitan (01/22/2012) [-]
no i don't have an answer i'm just saying you say what's the difference like there's only one difference and i have no idea what is even the same between them haha
User avatar #8 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
User avatar #9 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you get 100 dead babies in a bathtub?
User avatar #10 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
Blender. How do you get them out?

Nachos
User avatar #11 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Hm... I'm trying to remember a few more. got any?
User avatar #12 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
You bet!

Q:what's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A:I take off my boots when jumping on a trampoline

User avatar #13 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Ooh, I remembered one! How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
User avatar #14 - shinyrayquaza (01/21/2012) [-]
hmm.....I don't know, how?
User avatar #15 - dvdfaust (01/21/2012) [-]
Depends how hard you throw them.
#16 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
Q: What do you do after you've had the best sex of all your life?

A: Put the baby back in the crib
#17 - formeranonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
how do you catch a baby falling off a cliff?

with a pitchfork
#18 - bolstad (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor as well
User avatar #23 - Hreidmar (01/21/2012) [-]
What do you do when you see a baby drowning?

Stop laughing and take your foot off it's head.
User avatar #24 - nucularwar (01/21/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other's a watermelon.
#33 - anonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
What's the hardest part of walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick.
User avatar #44 - Kingwasabi (01/21/2012) [-]
whats harder unloading a truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of babies?

bowling balls you can use a pitch fork for the babies
#85 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 8,590** 01/13/2012 on The new Frontpagemonster... 0
#92 - WOW! you're right, it really works! 01/12/2012 on Troll back +1
#6 - Ferris Bueler anyone? 01/11/2012 on Staying home from school +18
#49 - *roll random picture* 01/11/2012 on Brothers 0
#24990 - **shinyrayquaza rolls 57,897** 01/11/2012 on how to *roll* on funnyjunk! 0
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#1 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
are u from arkansas?
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