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Date Signed Up:6/15/2011
Last Login:6/28/2014
Location:Mystical Land of Canadia
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Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:410
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#269 - Well why the fuck not!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +19
#674 - salihzzz (03/21/2014) [-]
#262 - I see a lot of girls posting two pics, are we supposed to do that?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +28
#269 - shime (03/21/2014) [-]
Well why the fuck not!
#674 - salihzzz (03/21/2014) [-]
#1386 - Am I too late?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Guys on FJ +5
User avatar #1827 - paradox (03/23/2014) [-]
are by any chance mulatto or black?
#1602 - bptgangster (03/21/2014) [-]
My god, had to log in just to say that you're beautiful!
#36 - Oh my god. Do girls seriously do this?!?!?! I've only eve…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Beta. Not even once. +3
#64 - devout feminist (03/17/2014) [-]
I personally wouldn't, that's so fucked up. It just comes down to whether you're a good person or not.
User avatar #48 - robinwilliamson (03/17/2014) [-]
Manipulation is very common yes
#44 - devout feminist (03/17/2014) [-]
Uh, yes, of course girls do this. People, in general, do heinous, fucked up shit. If some asshole girl abusing some guy for meals is enough to get you this riled up... Jesus. Let the man fight his own battles. It'll be okay.
#56 - I'm not pretending tho...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Incognito -1
#61 - astarothaufromage (02/10/2014) [-]
Okay then, when is your period?
#35 - Filthy casual! I'm a girl and I started watching porn at 9 yea…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Incognito +9
User avatar #54 - zytherman (02/09/2014) [-]
wow, such a casual,
Im 100% a human female, and i've been watching porn since I was 0.3 years old.
Did i mention im female?
Whats with all the pretending? This aint playtime
#56 - shime (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm not pretending tho...
#61 - astarothaufromage (02/10/2014) [-]
Okay then, when is your period?
User avatar #36 - evilanakie (02/09/2014) [-]
seeing i didnt get the internet till then
i was stuck
#27 - The fact that you apologized makes me feel arrogant too. A…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Android +1
User avatar #30 - gerno (02/03/2014) [-]
yeah man, i always read coments to understand jokes that fly over my head, and im glad im not the only one. and you are not arrogant, you are a majestic eagle of sexyness.
#25 - You sound really arrogant and needy.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Android 0
User avatar #39 - lamarsmithgot (02/03/2014) [-]
that's a dude in that gif right
User avatar #26 - gerno (02/03/2014) [-]
i am very needy and stupid, but i try my best to not act arrogant. sorry if i sound like that.
#27 - shime (02/03/2014) [-]
The fact that you apologized makes me feel arrogant too.
Are you sure you're not just slow? Because I am too, especially with jokes, but I read comments and figure it out.
User avatar #30 - gerno (02/03/2014) [-]
yeah man, i always read coments to understand jokes that fly over my head, and im glad im not the only one. and you are not arrogant, you are a majestic eagle of sexyness.
#31 - Try exercising for 20-30 minutes for 3-5 days per week for a f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on Happiness -1
User avatar #68 - passi (11/07/2013) [-]
I used to be collegiate athlete, ran track and cross country, did 70-80 miles a week running, then about a year and a half ago I was in an accident where i fractured a vertebrae in my neck and tore some ligaments and I couldn't run for a long time...removing me from the sport. That was pretty much the beginning of it all, when I was holed up in a neck brace for months on end. It's just been one thing after another since then...
#347 - Thank you. Fap when they're asleep, and have fun. 09/27/2013 on It's....beautiful 0

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#7 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
As soon as I saw you post that ~fab~ key gif, I knew you'd be awesome.
How are you?
#5 to #28 - salahKING (04/03/2012) [-]
how are you?
how are you?
#6 to #29 - shime (04/11/2012) [-]
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#2 - TonHyukOTP (11/11/2011) [-]
Thanks for the friend invite, and I agree with sierramistfourteen about your icon.
#1 - sierramistfourteen (10/06/2011) [-]
you're profile pic made me laugh!
you're profile pic made me laugh!
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