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#18 - Must be fun having a photography degree  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on How a digital camera works -3
#24 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
Programs like that typically get students directly involved in the industry via internships and shit nigga. Believe it or not, STEM degrees aren't the only ones that net jobs.
#43 - How did you know he goes to the gay board?  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on domino's effect +3
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (11 hours ago) [-]
How the fuck do you think?
#26 - Yeah, maybe they'll even buy me some new clothes  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on pessimist +3
User avatar #27 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
The regular meals sure would be nice. I hear they even give people drugs!
#23 - If they deserve to be called ***** , they're proba…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on pessimist +1
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
That's the lovely thing for just about everybody else's word for pineapple. Relatively easy to translate, innit?

Maybe they'll go easy on you if they think you believe you're a pineapple.
#26 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, maybe they'll even buy me some new clothes
User avatar #27 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
The regular meals sure would be nice. I hear they even give people drugs!
#21 - When you're surrounded by french people it's far better than v…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on pessimist +1
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
Unless they're assholes, at least.
#23 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
If they deserve to be called shits, they're probably gonna beat my up for calling them shits.

And calling myself a pineapple won't do anything to help I knew pineapple because it's the same in finnish as in french
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
That's the lovely thing for just about everybody else's word for pineapple. Relatively easy to translate, innit?

Maybe they'll go easy on you if they think you believe you're a pineapple.
#26 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, maybe they'll even buy me some new clothes
User avatar #27 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
The regular meals sure would be nice. I hear they even give people drugs!
#19 - well, i also know "Je ne parle pas francais" which y…  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on pessimist +2
User avatar #20 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
That is quite handy. Still might not get far if you're surrounded by French people but, hey, at least they'll know why you aren't understanding them
#21 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
When you're surrounded by french people it's far better than vous etes merdes
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
Unless they're assholes, at least.
#23 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
If they deserve to be called shits, they're probably gonna beat my up for calling them shits.

And calling myself a pineapple won't do anything to help I knew pineapple because it's the same in finnish as in french
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
That's the lovely thing for just about everybody else's word for pineapple. Relatively easy to translate, innit?

Maybe they'll go easy on you if they think you believe you're a pineapple.
#26 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, maybe they'll even buy me some new clothes
User avatar #27 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
The regular meals sure would be nice. I hear they even give people drugs!
#17 - tu es merde.... that's pretty much all the french i know  [+] (9 new replies) 13 hours ago on pessimist +3
User avatar #18 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
Eh, of all the French one could know, that's not the least useful phrase.

Sure you might get yourself some black eyes over it, but it's better than nothing.
#19 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
well, i also know "Je ne parle pas francais" which you could agree is pretty good to know when you barely understand basic french
User avatar #20 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
That is quite handy. Still might not get far if you're surrounded by French people but, hey, at least they'll know why you aren't understanding them
#21 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
When you're surrounded by french people it's far better than vous etes merdes
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
Unless they're assholes, at least.
#23 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
If they deserve to be called shits, they're probably gonna beat my up for calling them shits.

And calling myself a pineapple won't do anything to help I knew pineapple because it's the same in finnish as in french
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
That's the lovely thing for just about everybody else's word for pineapple. Relatively easy to translate, innit?

Maybe they'll go easy on you if they think you believe you're a pineapple.
#26 - shiftur (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, maybe they'll even buy me some new clothes
User avatar #27 - masdercheef (13 hours ago) [-]
The regular meals sure would be nice. I hear they even give people drugs!
#67 - only logical explanation for the stuff i do in this game 13 hours ago on 5 nights at 2Fort +5
#30 - Thought it said "Aflamed cand very angry" 14 hours ago on Check your age privilege 0
#31 - yeah right, branislav, whatever you say 12/17/2014 on Just for fun +1
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#3 to #2 - shiftur (06/25/2014) [-]
Finland has lots of mooses, and i can tell we don't like them. Our word for moose is "hirvi", our word for monster is "hirviƶ", and our word for terrible is "hirveƤ".
User avatar #4 to #3 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Well.... **** Finland.
And the pluralization of moose is moose.
User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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