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shibe

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Gender: female
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:7/24/2013
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Heard Island and McDonald Islands
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Comment Ranking:#6919
Highest Comment Rank:#432
Comment Thumbs: 6487 total,  8219 ,  1732
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:4
Total Comments Made:24218
FJ Points:6191
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#838 - i can buy you lemonade buy you drugs i can … 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#325239 - maybe some people don't like how artificial a computer sounds  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #325243 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, it's not at fault for not being a "real instrument." It's at fault for not sounding good.
#836 - ITS OK PIE I'LL GET YOU THE PSYCHIATRIC HELP YOU NEED  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
User avatar #837 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Sheeb... are you on drugs?
User avatar #839 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
look out for my upcoming album

jump rope jams

by tequila john
User avatar #838 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs
#325237 - do you think a guitar maybe determines how it sounds  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #325238 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, yes. But so does a keyboard, a computer, drums, etc. It doesn't matter what is used to determine how it sounds. It matters if that sound is good.
User avatar #325239 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
maybe some people don't like how artificial a computer sounds
User avatar #325243 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, it's not at fault for not being a "real instrument." It's at fault for not sounding good.
#325234 - well i mean when you can understand how the music is made you …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#325343 - Ken M (10/11/2014) [-]
the computer that made the video must have run hotter than the centre of the sun.
User avatar #325236 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, I'm talking about whiny assholes that say a song is ruined for them just because no one used a guitar for even a second.
User avatar #325237 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
do you think a guitar maybe determines how it sounds
User avatar #325238 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, yes. But so does a keyboard, a computer, drums, etc. It doesn't matter what is used to determine how it sounds. It matters if that sound is good.
User avatar #325239 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
maybe some people don't like how artificial a computer sounds
User avatar #325243 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, it's not at fault for not being a "real instrument." It's at fault for not sounding good.
#834 - you've gone insane rip pie 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#833 - CHRIST IM SORRY YOU ******* LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKII… 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#831 - BULLY 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#829 - alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
#828 - if some girl in a game is best girl ur a ******* loser …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#325227 - ur literally worse than cyclonecyclone haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#325225 - -10/-1 i meme good stfu  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #325226 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
literally worse than cycloneclone
#325229 - cycloneclone (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #325227 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ur literally worse than cyclonecyclone haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#325222 - alexanderburns? more like faggot  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #325223 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
0/10
go back to meme school, kid.
User avatar #325225 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
-10/-1 i meme good stfu
User avatar #325226 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
literally worse than cycloneclone
#325229 - cycloneclone (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #325227 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ur literally worse than cyclonecyclone haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#325219 - wow **** you  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #325220 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
shibe?
more like dweeb
User avatar #325222 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns?
more like faggot
User avatar #325223 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
0/10
go back to meme school, kid.
User avatar #325225 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
-10/-1 i meme good stfu
User avatar #325226 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
literally worse than cycloneclone
#325229 - cycloneclone (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #325227 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ur literally worse than cyclonecyclone haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#826 - she's adorable which means she is pussy bich  [+] (8 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#824 - but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier  [+] (10 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#822 - this is unhealthy pie  [+] (12 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
User avatar #823 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Life is unhealthy.
User avatar #824 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#820 - you know who else is cute hitler platinum is hitler  [+] (14 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#821 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Heil Platinum.
User avatar #822 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
this is unhealthy pie
User avatar #823 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Life is unhealthy.
User avatar #824 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#818 - ph-pho-photoshop...  [+] (16 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#819 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. Platinum doesn't need muscles to kick ass. She can do it while being cute.
User avatar #820 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you know who else is cute

hitler

platinum is hitler
#821 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Heil Platinum.
User avatar #822 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
this is unhealthy pie
User avatar #823 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Life is unhealthy.
User avatar #824 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#816 - you said she made top 12 when if there were 26 characters she …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#817 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Your ignorance offends me.
User avatar #818 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ph-pho-photoshop...
#819 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. Platinum doesn't need muscles to kick ass. She can do it while being cute.
User avatar #820 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you know who else is cute

hitler

platinum is hitler
#821 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Heil Platinum.
User avatar #822 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
this is unhealthy pie
User avatar #823 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Life is unhealthy.
User avatar #824 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#814 - so you lied  [+] (20 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
User avatar #815 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #816 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you said she made top 12 when if there were 26 characters she would have finished 26th


cuz shes a pussy bich

o shit
#817 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Your ignorance offends me.
User avatar #818 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ph-pho-photoshop...
#819 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. Platinum doesn't need muscles to kick ass. She can do it while being cute.
User avatar #820 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you know who else is cute

hitler

platinum is hitler
#821 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Heil Platinum.
User avatar #822 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
this is unhealthy pie
User avatar #823 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Life is unhealthy.
User avatar #824 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#812 - there must have only been 12 spots then  [+] (27 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
User avatar #835 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're on about. None, zilch, zero, nada.
User avatar #836 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ITS OK PIE I'LL GET YOU THE PSYCHIATRIC HELP YOU NEED
User avatar #837 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Sheeb... are you on drugs?
User avatar #839 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
look out for my upcoming album

jump rope jams

by tequila john
User avatar #838 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs

i can buy you lemonade

buy you drugs
User avatar #813 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Nah. 26 characters and like 5 of the top 12 were the same character.
User avatar #814 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
so you lied
User avatar #815 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #816 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you said she made top 12 when if there were 26 characters she would have finished 26th


cuz shes a pussy bich

o shit
#817 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Your ignorance offends me.
User avatar #818 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
ph-pho-photoshop...
#819 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. Platinum doesn't need muscles to kick ass. She can do it while being cute.
User avatar #820 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you know who else is cute

hitler

platinum is hitler
#821 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Heil Platinum.
User avatar #822 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
this is unhealthy pie
User avatar #823 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Life is unhealthy.
User avatar #824 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
but worshiping some... game character is even unhealthier
#825 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
She's cute, it bothers people and she's a pretty good character. If only she were the best character in the game, then I just might start worshipping her for real.
User avatar #826 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
she's adorable which means she is pussy bich
User avatar #827 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
At least you're not hating on best girl.
User avatar #829 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
alexanderburns is being mean to me sorry i have to take it out on someone else
User avatar #830 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
don't make me go on profiles
User avatar #831 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
BULLY
User avatar #828 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
if some girl in a game is best girl ur a fucking loser

L M A O
M
A
O
#832 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Stop swearing!
User avatar #834 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
you've gone insane

rip pie
User avatar #833 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
CHRIST IM SORRY YOU FUCKING LOSER GOD DMAN FCK OYU FKIISOFJOISFJPOJAFAPFA


whats the problem

does best girl not like me swearing

have you finally gone insane
#810 - that girl needs to stop being such a pussy chrisssssssssssssss…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#811 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Fuck you. Platinum made it to top 12 in EVO.
#808 - GIVE ME YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY ******* HOMOSEXSUAL FAGGOT …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0
#809 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #810 - shibe (10/11/2014) [-]
that girl needs to stop being such a pussy chrissssssssssssssssssssssst
#811 - thebestpieever (10/11/2014) [-]
Fuck you. Platinum made it to top 12 in EVO.
#806 - oh ya this really cool guy in my group likes the rolling stone… 10/11/2014 on thebestpieever's profile 0

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User avatar #3689 - shibe ONLINE (01/11/2015) [+] (9 replies)
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Most people don't know it, but there is a far older piece of educed audio being circulated, but only amongst scholars of ancient civilizations.

In 2008 an archaeologist named Manuela Correia was searching for lost artifacts in the Southwest Palace of King Sennacherib, the location that the Library of Ashurbanipal was discovered at. The expedition was a success, as 32 tablets were discovered together in a chest that was buried under fifteen feet of earth.

The tablets seemed to have come from different sources, but in general were from the Neo-Assyrian period and seemed to be contemporary with the famous library. The earliest date that could be identified was from around 648 BC, as it mentions the consequences of the rebellion of Shamash-shum-ukin as a recent event. The tablets were often cracked and worn which rendered much of them unreadable, but it was clear that they had a common theme. They appeared to be the work of scribes sent by Ashurbanipal to collect information on ancient lore and history from the Babylonian region.

The texts told of a figure named Ramaash of Susa, a highly enigmatic figure in science and philosophy of the Ancient Near East comparable to Pythagorus. This comparison is very apt because like the Greek, he had a cult that followed his teachings very closely and resembled later esoteric traditions such as freemasons and rosicrucians. After an analysis and translation of the tablets in the chest, one of them was discovered to be the earliest educed piece of audio yet discovered, an ancient engraving of Ramaash's own voice. The only other source discovered that mentions Ramaash is an obscure manuscript by Athenian historian Praxagoras, which also unfortunately happens to be incomplete.

By combining the ancient tablets and Praxagoras's manuscript, this is what is known of Ramaash:

Ramaash of Susa arrived in Babylonia during the late reign of Hammurabi, somewhere around 1760 BC. No notes of his origin have survived aside from the assumption that he had been born in Susa due to his name.

His teachings on religion and science were startling for their time and place. He taught that the Babylonian deities were created for nothing but control, and that the only true God in the world was named Kho. Kho was a being of evil who was older than time itself and inhabited every misery and misfortune in the world. Ramaash believed that Kho lived in all things and was responsible for the underlying horribleness and tragedy of the universe.

Unlike the Gods commonly revered in Babylonian, Akkadian, and Sumerian cultures, Kho had no form or likeness. His only visual representation was all-encompassing nothingness. According to one of the tablets, Ramaash believed Kho was beyond form. This was intentional so that he could never be seen or even imagined by human perception, for if humans were to do so it would surely spell their eternal doom. It was also said that Kho was the one who cloaked the world in night every evening. When people slept he would sweep through the landscape out beyond the limits of our sight and put vicious beasts and horrible monstrosities in the world as punishment for people's belief in and worship of other Gods.

Ramaash espoused the belief that Babylonia was a plague on humankind, and that only the recognition and fear of Kho would save humanity. Unlike other gods though, Kho apparently despised religious rituals and piety, instead urging humans to try to comprehend the world around them through philosophy, science, technology, and mathematics. Ramaash claimed that Kho despised humanity because humanity had the potential "to be as gods" if they exercised their minds but never did so. He further claimed that in the near future, humanity would be judged by Kho, and gave a frightening apocalyptic prediction for what would happen if people continued to practice religion at the expense of knowledge.

He claimed that the earth would be cast into a void of darkness for the rest of eternity, and in darkness all the plants and animals would perish, and water would turn to "the bitter pus of beasts". Then when all was dead and empty, plants with stinging thorns and poisonous odors would spring from the soil, "and spill the black and bitter blood of the earth". From the ends of the horizons huge monstrosities beyond the limits of human imagination would be spawned and would lay siege to the cities and devour their inhabitants.

Humans would be kept alive for this eternal punishment due to their wickedness, but they would still feel the pain of a thousand deaths. They would feel the pangs of starvation, their flesh being ripped by vultures, their entire bodies devoured by monsters, their lungs closed by suffocating aromas, and their insides melted by poisonous fruits, but would live forever with only more suffering to look forward to.

The citizens of Babylonia scorned Ramaash for his impiety, and Hammurabi quickly banished him from teaching in the town square. However, he managed to gain a small but extremely dedicated band of followers who continued to meet him in the wilderness on the outskirts of the city. In this removed area, his followers built a temple in the shape of a large dome. Here they were free to practice Ramaash's highly advanced science and engineering. Ramaash was interested in representing aspects of nature through mathematics, algorithms, and diagrams.

Like the secret societies of modern day, their work was protected vigilantly from outsiders, so his teachings remain mostly unknown. However, around 1742 BC, after the death of Hammurabi and subsequent inheritance of Babylonia by his son Samsu-iluna, Ramaash's followers took advantage of the disarray that fell over Babylonia and returned to the town square. Here, Ramaash explained that society was doomed to never understand the truth, that the only things that are sacred and eternal are death, suffering, and nothingness. He then added Kho would soon send a reign of darkness over Babylonia and the wicked earth it begat, bowed his head, and chanted something in a language no one understood. After this he slit his own throat with a piece of sharpened metal and fell to the ground.

The artifacts remaining in the meeting place of Ramaash's followers were then taken to the city for research, although what remained was mostly inconsequential. None of their esoteric doctrine survived. One of only remnants was an engraving that managed to function as an extremely primitive spectrogram, and another slab explaining it as such, both of which wound up in the chest unearthed by Manuela Correia. The explanation that accompanied this "spectrogram" only stated the following, roughly translated into English:

Here lies the voice of Ramaash, the most wise and most [inquired?] of the accursed city

clay lives eternally the wicked city Babylon

Hail Kho and [repent?]

It makes no mention of the method used to capture Ramaash's vocal tones. This knowledge died with his followers and continues to baffle scholars.

Recently however, the engraved slab that Ramaash used to save his voice for future generations has been translated into audio by experts in a similar field as Patrick Feaster, the man primarily responsible for this collection. This is the yielded result:

vocaroo.com/i/s1eEKv12ksMf
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User avatar #3799 - epileptic (04/30/2015) [-]
ian curtis is alive in uzbekistan
User avatar #3801 to #3800 - epileptic (04/30/2015) [-]
SHE'S LOST CONTROL AGAIN, SHE'S LOST CONTROL
SHE'S LOST CONTROL AGAIN
User avatar #3798 - teoyuppie (04/23/2015) [-]
Spandau Ballet - Only When You Leave (Extended)
User avatar #3781 - masterofmuffins (04/07/2015) [-]
Can I see your post punk ranks? I need 'em for science.
#3782 to #3781 - shibe ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
post-punk ranks?

i have this, if you want it

mix of accessible post-punk and a bit of the weirder stuff and a bit of obscure albums that i think should be classics
User avatar #3783 to #3782 - masterofmuffins (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I wanted to know how many albums you had in these because I'm thinking on make my own of industrial rock.
User avatar #3784 to #3783 - shibe ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
dude if you want post-punk industrial rock, just go to killing joke and stop
User avatar #3786 to #3784 - masterofmuffins (04/07/2015) [-]
I meant Prurient, I had the names mixed.
But Foetus is still good you can like it.
User avatar #3789 to #3786 - shibe ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
and prurient is much more noisy, can't exactly enjoy it
#3785 to #3784 - masterofmuffins (04/07/2015) [-]
I just wanted to know how many albums I needed to include for make a decent selection.

Also I have a name for you. Foetus. It's pure industrial from the roots you'll like it.
User avatar #3788 to #3785 - shibe ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
and also, make a decent selection of what?
User avatar #3790 to #3788 - masterofmuffins (04/08/2015) [-]
of industrial rock, like my own personal choices of classic industrial rock albums. Short Bus, The Downward Spiral, Gravity Kills, y'know that ****** industrial sub-genres that I love so much.
User avatar #3791 to #3790 - shibe ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
OH I GETCHA

idk man just put how many you need too
User avatar #3792 to #3791 - masterofmuffins (04/08/2015) [-]
I may not know so much variety of artists, it's probably going to be a 5x5
User avatar #3787 to #3785 - shibe ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
foetus is OK
User avatar #3776 - superchrischan (03/25/2015) [-]
Hey
User avatar #3777 to #3776 - shibe ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
WHO THE **** ARE YOU?
#3778 to #3777 - superchrischan (03/25/2015) [-]
Sexiness reincarnated.
Sexiness reincarnated.
#3779 to #3778 - shibe ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
no you're not...
User avatar #3768 - cycloneclone (03/19/2015) [-]
what was your account before this one
User avatar #3771 to #3768 - shibe ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
youthhgfx

deleted my old account

oh well
User avatar #3772 to #3771 - cycloneclone (03/19/2015) [-]
i asked you if you had a skype but then you deleted your comment
User avatar #3773 to #3772 - shibe ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
yea that's my skype

youthhgfx

add me
User avatar #3774 to #3773 - cycloneclone (03/19/2015) [-]
i already have you added anyways heh
User avatar #3775 to #3774 - shibe ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
i thought you did
User avatar #3757 - teoyeezy (03/18/2015) [-]
wanna hear a funny story? i feel like ranting to someone
User avatar #3758 to #3757 - shibe ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
yea man im into funny stories and rants
User avatar #3759 to #3758 - teoyeezy (03/18/2015) [-]
should i do the entire thing or do post by post
User avatar #3760 to #3759 - shibe ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
entire thing if you can
User avatar #3761 to #3760 - teoyeezy (03/18/2015) [-]
Okay, Ive had these two friends for a long time. one since sixth grade, one since ninth grade.
Last year and earlier this year i was in a relationship with the girl, the one ive known since sixth grade. our friend since ninth grade, the dude, is a heavy smoker, drug dealer (cocaine, weed, and xanax). she would always comment on how he's too violent, he would hit a woman, and he's mean. He's threatened to kill his last two girlfriends and got suspended for harassment multiple times.

skip ahead a few months, they're dating now. recently, he got suspended for stealing an RLC's (the adult who lives on the hall with all the guys) ipad, and selling it.
at this point im worried about my ex, i know he's a huge manipulator and will end up doing what he did with the other girls to her. i still care about her, but she just blows off everything i say and say that she trusts that he's changed.

so, i stop talking to the both of them.
Now, this is about a week ago. (BOUT A WEEK AGO WEEK AGO). my roommate has been missing his ipad for a month, and I've been missing my room key and my id for a month (i had to buy a new one)
he's gone, so we decide to look for my roommates ipad in the guys room. we pull out a drawer, and there's my key and id, and three other keys. all those people have had stuff missing from them since they lost their keys.
this ************ stole my key and had access to my room for the past month, and when i asked him if he's seen my keys he straight up lied. now he has the nerve to tell me to apologize for accusing him of stealing stuff, and he says hes never stolen anything before.
he ****** stole so many cds from an independent record store, steals peoples headphones and sells them to his druggie friends, and also took his suitemates GKMC vinyl.
he always brags about stealing.

good news though, he got expelled. so **** that *****
User avatar #3766 to #3761 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
i was expecting funny
User avatar #3767 to #3766 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
what a scumbag piece of ****
User avatar #3762 to #3761 - shibe ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
dude that ain't funny that makes my blood boil

i wanna see him and stab him holy **** i would honestly probably kill the guy for that but that's just my anger issues
User avatar #3763 to #3762 - teoyeezy (03/18/2015) [-]
you have no idea how mad i was holy **** , homeboy is actually dead to me now
User avatar #3764 to #3763 - shibe ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
he is literally human scum
User avatar #3765 to #3764 - teoyeezy (03/18/2015) [-]
thank you for listening to my rant
#3753 - giffythetoad (03/14/2015) [-]
Radiohead come on my shuffle list.
Thought of you.
User avatar #3742 - whathappenedtofj (03/06/2015) [-]
Love, love will tear us apart again..
#3743 to #3742 - shibe ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
DAAAAANCE DAAAAANCE DAAAAANCE DAAAAANCE, DANCE TO THE RADIO
DAAAAANCE DAAAAANCE DAAAAANCE DAAAAANCE, DANCE TO THE RADIO
User avatar #3744 to #3743 - whathappenedtofj (03/06/2015) [-]
My favourite song. You a big fan? I never realised the need for Ian Curtis GIFs until now
User avatar #3745 to #3744 - shibe ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
i don't know how many authentic ian curtis gifs there are, that gif is from the movie control which if you haven't seen, watch it, it's pretty good

Not really sure I could say I'm a big fan, but Unknown Pleasures is one of my favorite albums of all time and Love Will Tear Us Apart is probably top 5 of my favorite songs of all time. But I do like their music a lot, and it was because of them I started checking out more music under the genre post-punk, which is now my favorite genre of all time.
#3746 to #3745 - whathappenedtofj (03/06/2015) [-]
This is from their live performance on Something Else, it's great quality on YouTube. I ain't seen Control, it looks great. Have you seen 24-Hour Party People?    
   
Fair enough, it's always great to meet someone else who's into them. Same, I'd say Unknown Pleasures is my favourite album. Closer is up there too. You like New Order?
This is from their live performance on Something Else, it's great quality on YouTube. I ain't seen Control, it looks great. Have you seen 24-Hour Party People?

Fair enough, it's always great to meet someone else who's into them. Same, I'd say Unknown Pleasures is my favourite album. Closer is up there too. You like New Order?
User avatar #3747 to #3746 - shibe ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Haven't seen 24-Hour Party People, I may check it out soon.

Never could really enjoy Control, it's not bad, but it's not something I'm like "woah this is amazing" like I am with Unknown Pleasures.

New Order is cool, however I haven't really checked them out either. I need to like download some of their albums, I only have their compilation Substance. I had Power, Corruption & Lies but I think I only listened to it once and forgot about it, and it's easy to forget about some albums when you have over 1,000 of them.
User avatar #3748 to #3747 - whathappenedtofj (03/06/2015) [-]
It's good, it chronicles Joy Division and then New Order, and the Happy Mondays. It's focused on Tony Wilson, the guy at Factory Records. It's funny in places and there's a bit of artistic license used here and there but it's worth the watch.

I like New Order too, they're more pop but still, lots of bass and lyrics about disconnection etc. I think Ceremony, their first single, has about 1000 plays on my iTunes Yeah I buy my music, what a scrub What else you into man?
User avatar #3749 to #3748 - shibe ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
i'll just post my last fm because im lazy

I'm into experimental, electronic, indie, post-punk and ambient, including:
Idoli, Električni Orgazam, Šarlo Akrobata, Minutemen, Jeff Buckley, J Dilla, Republika, Maanam, Young Marble Giants, Clams Casino, Коммунизм, Pg.99, Dzeltenie Pastnieki, Ensemble Renaissance, Mrtvi Kanal, Klaus Mitffoch, Народное Ополчение, Suburban Lawns, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, ...and the Native Hipsters, David Wenngren, Delta 5, The Work, Modest Mouse, ДК, The Specials, Triana, The Toids, Nagy Feró and Bikini, Gang of Four, Spinvis, Abwärts, The Future Sound of London, Azra, Bielizna, Kraftwerk, Public Image Ltd., Françoise Hardy, Marty Robbins, Animal Collective, The Chameleons, Slovenly, Fote, Stille Hoffnung, Oneohtrix Point Never, Middle Brother, Can, The Velvet Underground, Death Cab for Cutie, At the Drive-In.

Check out my music taste: www.last.fm/user/youthhhh
User avatar #3750 to #3749 - whathappenedtofj (03/06/2015) [-]
Interesting choices, mate. Must admit I only recognise about a dozen of those bands and have music from half. I like my old **** , Beatles, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Sex Pistols, Madness, Specials, Radiohead and Oasis.

I'll leave you to it.
#3751 to #3750 - shibe ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't blame you, my music taste is fairly weird and there is a lot of extremely obscure bands in there.    
   
Never bad to like the classics. A lot of the times I feel like I missed out a lot in the classics, I've only listened to one Pink Floyd album and haven't listened to a thing by a lot of those. But there's a lot to enjoy if you go searching for some more obscure stuff.    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLk0rQORHY The Chameleons are great, they have the same atmosphere as joy division imo and also make music just as good.    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5VtuJROYc8 If you like the Sex Pistols, you may wanna check out John Lydon's other attempt at destroying music. Public Image Ltd is a much more experimental, much weirder band. They make some of the quirkiest music I've ever listened to, and for some reason it's so appealing.    
   
   Also I'm gonna pitch in my favorite album of all time, Pink Flag by Wire. Great punk album that came out late 77', and it's something special. I feel like it should be more praised, and help up there with other punk classics like London Calling and Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols.    
   
Just some recommendations on my part, I can't promise you'll like them but I feel like they're worth checking out at least once. You know there are some albums where you're like "Everyone should check this out at least ONCE!" because they're so good.
I don't blame you, my music taste is fairly weird and there is a lot of extremely obscure bands in there.

Never bad to like the classics. A lot of the times I feel like I missed out a lot in the classics, I've only listened to one Pink Floyd album and haven't listened to a thing by a lot of those. But there's a lot to enjoy if you go searching for some more obscure stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLk0rQORHY The Chameleons are great, they have the same atmosphere as joy division imo and also make music just as good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5VtuJROYc8 If you like the Sex Pistols, you may wanna check out John Lydon's other attempt at destroying music. Public Image Ltd is a much more experimental, much weirder band. They make some of the quirkiest music I've ever listened to, and for some reason it's so appealing.

Wire - Mannequin Also I'm gonna pitch in my favorite album of all time, Pink Flag by Wire. Great punk album that came out late 77', and it's something special. I feel like it should be more praised, and help up there with other punk classics like London Calling and Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols.

Just some recommendations on my part, I can't promise you'll like them but I feel like they're worth checking out at least once. You know there are some albums where you're like "Everyone should check this out at least ONCE!" because they're so good.
User avatar #3741 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
k.d. lang - Constant Craving (Video)
Deep, brooding 90's Lesbian **** . Thought you'd might like it,
User avatar #3724 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
eyo
how's it hangin
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
decent...
User avatar #3726 to #3725 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
are you still pumpin out those tunes like a workhorse or have you slowed down
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
i'm really only making music when i'm in that "hey i got an idea" zone

so never
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
like my daddy always used to say
better to make a few ****** songs than a ******** of them ;^)
User avatar #3729 to #3728 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
tell your dad he's wrong
User avatar #3731 to #3730 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Because he doesn't know I have 356 unreleased tracks just in my unreleased folder, and I can unleash them at any time.
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
anthology when?
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
When I die.
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
just a few random unrelated q's
where do you live again
what school do you go to
can you give me a general description of your appearance
would be rather be shot or stabbed to death
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Anchorage, Alaska Why would anyone live here?
That one elementary school on the left
14 days old, beautiful masculine face that makes everyone go "wow shibe is so attractive omg omg omg"
both at the same time
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
wait do you actually live in AK
i thought you were in OK
User avatar #3737 to #3736 - shibe ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
yes

barren wasteland out here, ******* sucks dick
User avatar #3738 to #3737 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
I've been there a few times
Nice there in the summertime
#3722 to #3721 - shibe ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
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#3714 - Ken M (01/28/2015) [-]
you have two shadows now?
what did you do to make people love you that much bro
User avatar #3716 to #3714 - shiibe (01/28/2015) [-]
it isn't hard
User avatar #3715 to #3714 - shibe ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
it isn't hard
#3717 to #3715 - Ken M (01/28/2015) [-]
>>3716, ******* lol
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - shiibe (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont know what to do
User avatar #3718 to #3717 - shibe ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont know what to do
#3720 to #3718 - Ken M (01/28/2015) [-]
you don't have to do anything.
User avatar #3702 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
do you havea tumblr brah
User avatar #3703 to #3702 - shibe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #3704 to #3703 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
look at my art blog anyways that i started yesterday

You need to login to view this link
#3705 to #3704 - shibe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
i forgot i actually did have a tumblr but i never use it so   
   
   
this is cool, that first drawing, is it yours? Because that's 			*******		 crazy man
i forgot i actually did have a tumblr but i never use it so


this is cool, that first drawing, is it yours? Because that's ******* crazy man
User avatar #3706 to #3705 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
yea its all mine, thanks <3
#3707 to #3706 - shibe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
EVERYTHING ON THAT PAGE IS YOURS?

Now I saw some ones that I recognized before but i didn't think they were all yours.

holy ******* **** dude
User avatar #3708 to #3707 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
User avatar #3709 to #3708 - shibe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
just wondering

how many marijuana pills did you take before you got inspiration for the picture at the top
User avatar #3710 to #3709 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
like 5000000 marijuana pills and some lean
User avatar #3711 to #3710 - shibe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
oh my god

my parents say marywona pills make you homosexual and you hate christ

is it true?
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
sadly, yes shib. it is tru
User avatar #3713 to #3712 - shibe ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
well im just gonna say jesus still loves u and u can always ask him for forgiveness
User avatar #3694 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
HELLO ARE U AWAKE
User avatar #3697 to #3694 - shibe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
im awake now
User avatar #3700 to #3699 - shibe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
woah im gonna say it i do not like this

the vocals and the synth are just not co-operating with each other and it just sounds off and unnatural
User avatar #3701 to #3700 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
(((((((((
User avatar #3693 - thebestpieever (01/18/2015) [-]
esplendor geometrico - moscu esta helado This is **** and dumb. D'you like it?
User avatar #3696 to #3693 - shibe ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
eh its ok
#3691 - Ken M (01/17/2015) [-]
shibe da menes yu are loking for

are of anauda webpage

visit redbit - ids bredy funi

put yours finger higher if you reading it
User avatar #3680 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
Your profile looks so hardcore with that color scheme and wallpaper.
User avatar #3681 to #3680 - shibe ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Sunny Day Real Estate Song About An Angel I tried to be as edgy as possible
User avatar #3682 to #3681 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
Would you be offended if I compared them to Weezer?
User avatar #3683 to #3682 - shibe ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Well considering they're noting like Weezer.

Yea.
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - shibe ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
nothing*

**** everything
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
It's weezer-ish. kek
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - shibe ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Maybe if you know nothing about midwest emo
User avatar #3678 - giffythetoad (01/01/2015) [-]
You may be Shibe, but I call you ShiBae
User avatar #3679 to #3678 - shibe ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
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