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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Ps3
PSN: AKATSUKIkiller69
Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:1/29/2012
Last Login:6/09/2014
Location:Admins moms house
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#50 - that's quite painful to look at 08/28/2012 on Teletubies! 0
#41 - Picture 08/28/2012 on Real men +5
#16 - Picture 08/28/2012 on eminem? +5
#27 - **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #139 …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Wait.. What? +14
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #601974 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** what i do every day
#39 - stickmastersm has deleted their comment.
User avatar #31 - angelojuusan (08/28/2012) [-]
Looks like a good day
#178 - **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #65 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on man 0
User avatar #183 - ponymagic (08/28/2012) [-]
microphone and everything, must be good.

-Nicki Minaj's music label.
#71 - what i expected  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on Trick on the Bar +2
User avatar #76 - blarggman (08/28/2012) [-]
Me too hahaha
#303 - how does one exactly seven....?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on 4chan at it's finest 0
#328 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2012) [-]
The number 7 used to filter to OVER 9000 on /b/
#114 - if i recall i heard something about a scientist finding out th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on good old Jim 0
#123 - harbingernaut (09/10/2012) [-]
IIRC that was a christian scientist like a century ago. i'm pretty sure the weight he measured was all the air escaping from the dead person's lungs or some such nonsense.
#527 - YES HAHA!!! 08/22/2012 on Its okay 0
#440 - my life is a shooting range  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Its okay +4
#482 - Naxp (08/22/2012) [-]
Beast - The Acacia Strain???
User avatar #527 - shfiftyfive (08/22/2012) [-]
YES HAHA!!!
#358 - only 3 of these havnt happened to me 08/22/2012 on Awkward Medals +1
#33 - <<<<<LOOK HERE!!!!!!! 08/22/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
#144 - Picture 08/15/2012 on How reposts are born +2
#309 - eventually about a week ago they ended up going out together o…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2012 on best advice my dad gave me +11
User avatar #331 - koalafication (08/15/2012) [-]
Honestly didn't see that coming.
Good job.
#316 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
...that was terrible
User avatar #318 - shfiftyfive (08/15/2012) [-]
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i tried?
#365 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
please don't ever again..
#303 - we're finally in college and we end up choosing different scho…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2012 on best advice my dad gave me +5
#310 - pooflinger (08/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #309 - shfiftyfive (08/15/2012) [-]
eventually about a week ago they ended up going out together one night and she never messaged me back and i got worried so i texted her like 4 more times then started calling since she never messaged back. at 1130 i got a text saying they were out at this burger place called "the spot". i lived close and i drove straight over there (she always hungout with him more than me and it finally got to the point where i couldnt take it) I get there and i told her that she needs to stop seeing him or im leaving her. she freaks out at me and says IM CRAZY and I need to know that THEYRE JUST FRIENDS and when she said that my hands started shaking. then her ex told me that if im causing too much trouble she should just leave me. Im cussing him out by this point and i just lose it. i went down next to the sidewalk and picked up a rock but it wasnt just a rock. it was a ROCK LOBSTER!
User avatar #331 - koalafication (08/15/2012) [-]
Honestly didn't see that coming.
Good job.
#316 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
...that was terrible
User avatar #318 - shfiftyfive (08/15/2012) [-]
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#365 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
please don't ever again..
#298 - I was a senior ing high school and i met this awesome girl and…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2012 on best advice my dad gave me +5
User avatar #303 - shfiftyfive (08/15/2012) [-]
we're finally in college and we end up choosing different schools about 3 hours apart, still things are great and i still love her just as much as before. she eventually messaged me about a month into the first semester and told me her ex is at the same school as her and they are friends again. they hangout sometimes she says and i say its ok but in reality its eats the hell out of me. when this summer came he lives in the same town as us and there were days where she would say she couldnt hangout because she already had something planned with him. by this time it would drive me nuts but i love her and i trusted her and nothing would.
#310 - pooflinger (08/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #309 - shfiftyfive (08/15/2012) [-]
eventually about a week ago they ended up going out together one night and she never messaged me back and i got worried so i texted her like 4 more times then started calling since she never messaged back. at 1130 i got a text saying they were out at this burger place called "the spot". i lived close and i drove straight over there (she always hungout with him more than me and it finally got to the point where i couldnt take it) I get there and i told her that she needs to stop seeing him or im leaving her. she freaks out at me and says IM CRAZY and I need to know that THEYRE JUST FRIENDS and when she said that my hands started shaking. then her ex told me that if im causing too much trouble she should just leave me. Im cussing him out by this point and i just lose it. i went down next to the sidewalk and picked up a rock but it wasnt just a rock. it was a ROCK LOBSTER!
User avatar #331 - koalafication (08/15/2012) [-]
Honestly didn't see that coming.
Good job.
#316 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
...that was terrible
User avatar #318 - shfiftyfive (08/15/2012) [-]
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i tried?
#365 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2012) [-]
please don't ever again..
#292 - I'm sure she's waiting for you (im christian so im guessing in… 08/15/2012 on best advice my dad gave me +3
#31 - Picture 08/14/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
#23 - i swear i ******* saw that obama man, he showed m… 08/14/2012 on The Batbama +15
#652 - Comment deleted 08/09/2012 on hidden internet (desc.) +1
#639 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2012 on hidden internet (desc.) +1
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#630 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2012 on hidden internet (desc.) +1
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#100 - Picture 08/09/2012 on haiyalll's profile 0
#60 - if megalodons still existed then yes, aquaman would be pretty badass  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Does Aquaman Look like a... +6
User avatar #61 - ddddevastation (08/09/2012) [-]
Well, it could still exist. We just don't know haha
User avatar #65 - simplerequest (08/09/2012) [-]
scary thought is scary. o.o
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#59 - walkingdisaster (01/09/2013) [-]
That picture of Mario was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
User avatar #61 to #59 - shfiftyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
Quite
User avatar #60 to #59 - shfiftyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, an idea I've had for write some time
User avatar #62 to #60 - walkingdisaster (01/10/2013) [-]
This is max by the way
#58 - shfiftyfive (12/04/2012) [-]
<<<<< JAZZ
#57 - shfiftyfive (12/04/2012) [-]
<<<<<< JAZZ
#56 - deadpoolxxx (11/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #53 - shfiftyfive (11/18/2012) [-]
I saw that coming actually lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - deadpoolxxx (11/19/2012) [-]
you lie!
User avatar #51 to #50 - shfiftyfive (10/28/2012) [-]
wut?
#49 - deadpoolxxx (10/19/2012) [-]
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#47 - deadpoolxxx (10/16/2012) [-]
accept my friend request pls
User avatar #37 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I made a new account, deleted the old. I now can't post comment pics on content or profiles wtf
User avatar #38 to #37 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
evan?
User avatar #39 to #38 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
hello sal, I wanna play a game
User avatar #41 to #40 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I decided to start over in le land of funnyjunk, don't le judge me
#42 to #41 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
Im going to judge you up and down. westy too
User avatar #43 to #42 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
my other profile is gone. gone like pie on a fat mans plate at thanksgiving
User avatar #44 to #43 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #45 to #44 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 to #45 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
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#33 - shfiftyfive (08/22/2012) [-]
<<<<<LOOK HERE!!!!!!!
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#27 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
How ya doin', mate?
How ya doin', mate?
#28 to #27 - shfiftyfive (07/17/2012) [-]
pretty good i'd say
pretty good i'd say
#29 to #28 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Well that is pretty good!
User avatar #26 - partygirlrawr (06/20/2012) [-]
Its PartyGirlRawr

Lol
User avatar #25 - shfiftyfive (06/12/2012) [-]
**shfiftyfive rolls dildos**
User avatar #24 - shfiftyfive (06/12/2012) [-]
*roll me dildos*
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