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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Ps3
PSN: AKATSUKIkiller69
Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:1/29/2012
Last Login:6/09/2014
Location:Admins moms house
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Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:17
Content Views:1811985
Times Content Favorited:2552 times
Total Comments Made:1420
FJ Points:2590
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#46 - alright, yolo 10/09/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
#44 - why?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
User avatar #45 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
#42 - Im going to judge you up and down. westy too  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
User avatar #43 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
my other profile is gone. gone like pie on a fat mans plate at thanksgiving
User avatar #44 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #45 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
#40 - the **** ?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
User avatar #41 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I decided to start over in le land of funnyjunk, don't le judge me
#42 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
Im going to judge you up and down. westy too
User avatar #43 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
my other profile is gone. gone like pie on a fat mans plate at thanksgiving
User avatar #44 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #45 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
#38 - evan?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/09/2012 on shfiftyfive's profile 0
User avatar #39 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
hello sal, I wanna play a game
User avatar #40 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
the fuck?
User avatar #41 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I decided to start over in le land of funnyjunk, don't le judge me
#42 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
Im going to judge you up and down. westy too
User avatar #43 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
my other profile is gone. gone like pie on a fat mans plate at thanksgiving
User avatar #44 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #45 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
#72 - just got done getting drunk watching that episode 10/07/2012 on Truth about some racing games -3
#95 - i like your name  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on You bastard... 0
User avatar #125 - peepeethesailor (10/07/2012) [-]
Sleeeppy sleepy peepee somebody carry him home!
#488 - willy wanka is for people that are new here and chocolate  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on The War on Drugs is a joke +2
User avatar #520 - anondude (10/07/2012) [-]
and acting like a condescending fuck
#118 - Picture 10/06/2012 on awkward stories 0
#116 - why? 10/06/2012 on awkward stories +14
#304 - i wanna call but i dont  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on Do a barrel roll! 0
User avatar #306 - iamzimfoolishhuman (09/24/2012) [-]
well shes not picking up anymore so theres kinda no point
#108 - wut am i looking at?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2012 on nothing to see here 0
User avatar #109 - seniorpokeman (09/19/2012) [-]
bronies
User avatar #110 - seniorpokeman (09/19/2012) [-]
the picture, i mean
#25 - is that legit?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2012 on How to do Homework. 0
#44 - thisnick (09/18/2012) [-]
www.liveleak.com/view?i=860c9b9f3b

It's real. And fucking scary
#28 - japfapper (09/18/2012) [-]
That, my friend, is the infamous Budd Dwyer who killed himself on live television. It's quite a fascinating story actually.

gif related because it's your name
#41 - apocalypseboyz (09/18/2012) [-]
Searched it up... Dude, holy shit. O.o

#50 - think ill take a seat 09/07/2012 on Damn you birdie... +10
#138 - whoops, black metal 09/06/2012 on So black 0
#133 - no balck metal jokes? okay.jpg  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2012 on So black 0
#136 - notalfewtag (09/06/2012) [-]
Balck Metal?
User avatar #138 - shfiftyfive (09/06/2012) [-]
whoops, black metal
#881 - i do not  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on A weeks worth of... 0
User avatar #888 - wilfredfanforever (08/31/2012) [-]
never mind then.
#880 - dont know why negative thumbs but very nice 08/31/2012 on A weeks worth of... +1
#251 - no sorry, but i do have this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on A weeks worth of... 0
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#249 - that was a pretty good role 08/30/2012 on A weeks worth of... 0
#4 - internet.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on A weeks worth of... 0
#5 - sektorfire (08/30/2012) [-]
#775 - yet we are ready for reposts... 08/30/2012 on Assassination -1
#118 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Title +11
#129 - definately (08/29/2012) [-]
#632 - yfw you tie up the dean and pull out a knife  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on School Fights +5
User avatar #676 - satanisthesavior (08/29/2012) [-]
Nah, I did something even better. For the plagiarism I got an in school suspension, which basically means they put you in a small room by yourself with nothing but a desk, chair, your work for the day and whatever you brought in your backpack (and there was a teacher on the other side to make sure none of the kids left their rooms and in case we started having a heart attack or something). Since I was really smart (I wouldn't say genius, but I was learning way faster than fucking everyone else was), I finished all my work with like three hours to spare. Fortunately, thanks to my mom's habit of collecting and rolling change, I had a roll of pennies on me. The door to the room was one of those cheap ones that are hollow, so they made a lot of noise if you hit them.

So, I took out a penny and flicked it against the door. Made a really loud noise. Picked it up, flicked it again. Kept doing this until the teacher outside came into the room, took the penny, and told me to stop doing that shit before leaving again. So, naturally, I took out another penny, and resumed flicking. I almost ended up with a second suspension for doing that XD

Best part was when she had to give me back all the pennies she took and I put them back into the roll, which was only half gone by the end of the day. The look on her face was priceless when she saw the roll.
#624 - girl's penis riding into my ass? 08/29/2012 on School Fights +6
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#59 - walkingdisaster (01/09/2013) [-]
That picture of Mario was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
User avatar #61 to #59 - shfiftyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
Quite
User avatar #60 to #59 - shfiftyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, an idea I've had for write some time
User avatar #62 to #60 - walkingdisaster (01/10/2013) [-]
This is max by the way
#58 - shfiftyfive (12/04/2012) [-]
<<<<< JAZZ
#57 - shfiftyfive (12/04/2012) [-]
<<<<<< JAZZ
#56 - deadpoolxxx (11/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - deadpoolxxx (11/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #53 - shfiftyfive (11/18/2012) [-]
I saw that coming actually lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - deadpoolxxx (11/19/2012) [-]
you lie!
User avatar #51 to #50 - shfiftyfive (10/28/2012) [-]
wut?
#49 - deadpoolxxx (10/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 - deadpoolxxx (10/16/2012) [-]
accept my friend request pls
User avatar #37 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I made a new account, deleted the old. I now can't post comment pics on content or profiles wtf
User avatar #38 to #37 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
evan?
User avatar #39 to #38 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
hello sal, I wanna play a game
User avatar #41 to #40 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I decided to start over in le land of funnyjunk, don't le judge me
#42 to #41 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
Im going to judge you up and down. westy too
User avatar #43 to #42 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
my other profile is gone. gone like pie on a fat mans plate at thanksgiving
User avatar #44 to #43 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #45 to #44 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 to #45 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
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#33 - shfiftyfive (08/22/2012) [-]
<<<<<LOOK HERE!!!!!!!
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#27 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
How ya doin', mate?
How ya doin', mate?
#28 to #27 - shfiftyfive (07/17/2012) [-]
pretty good i'd say
pretty good i'd say
#29 to #28 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Well that is pretty good!
User avatar #26 - partygirlrawr (06/20/2012) [-]
Its PartyGirlRawr

Lol
User avatar #25 - shfiftyfive (06/12/2012) [-]
**shfiftyfive rolls dildos**
User avatar #24 - shfiftyfive (06/12/2012) [-]
*roll me dildos*
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