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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Ps3
PS3 Gamertag: AKATSUKIkiller69
Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:1/29/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Admins moms house
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#632 - yfw you tie up the dean and pull out a knife  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on School Fights +5
User avatar #676 - satanisthesavior (08/29/2012) [-]
Nah, I did something even better. For the plagiarism I got an in school suspension, which basically means they put you in a small room by yourself with nothing but a desk, chair, your work for the day and whatever you brought in your backpack (and there was a teacher on the other side to make sure none of the kids left their rooms and in case we started having a heart attack or something). Since I was really smart (I wouldn't say genius, but I was learning way faster than fucking everyone else was), I finished all my work with like three hours to spare. Fortunately, thanks to my mom's habit of collecting and rolling change, I had a roll of pennies on me. The door to the room was one of those cheap ones that are hollow, so they made a lot of noise if you hit them.

So, I took out a penny and flicked it against the door. Made a really loud noise. Picked it up, flicked it again. Kept doing this until the teacher outside came into the room, took the penny, and told me to stop doing that shit before leaving again. So, naturally, I took out another penny, and resumed flicking. I almost ended up with a second suspension for doing that XD

Best part was when she had to give me back all the pennies she took and I put them back into the roll, which was only half gone by the end of the day. The look on her face was priceless when she saw the roll.
#624 - girl's penis riding into my ass? 08/29/2012 on School Fights +6
#614 - you were just yappin all that good shit just a bit ago nigga! … 08/29/2012 on School Fights +2
#13 - **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #203 …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Nothing to do here +189
User avatar #57 - danifuck (08/28/2012) [-]
Why does people thumb down people who says he's a faggot? He is!! He killed my best friend!!! I fucking hate him!!!!!!! :@ :(
#73 - N. Korean citizen (08/28/2012) [-]
Then ignore when people post about him?... You can't ask people to take special care for you.
User avatar #75 - danifuck (08/28/2012) [-]
I don't, i just don't see how people don't agree that this is a cruel evil man
#52 - crellow (08/28/2012) [-]
The relevence of that roll is out of scale
User avatar #14 - weinerdick (08/28/2012) [-]
He's a faggot
#32 - struttndatass (08/28/2012) [-]
He's not a faggot, he's the mother of all betas. Life so fail he takes it out on kids.

Big difference, chap.
#17 - or you can stand right next to them and piss while making load… 08/28/2012 on only guys will under stand 0
#21 - fake and repost 08/28/2012 on O.O +8
#10 - **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #32273… 08/28/2012 on Goddammit, Facebook -1
#3 - **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #63 a… 08/28/2012 on Post Modern 0
#2 - Picture 08/28/2012 on The Problem With Coffee 0
#16 - **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #65254…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on tale of a hero -2
User avatar #18 - warmbuns (08/28/2012) [-]
The only girl that comes to mind due to that pic is Jennifer Aniston
#13 - **shfiftyfive rolls 13** nope just dubs 08/28/2012 on Suspicious Shih Tzu -5
#15 - **shfiftyfive rolls 59** dubs and i fap to furries  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on bitch in heat -5
#31 - calsamurai (08/28/2012) [-]
Implying that this content is related to Furries.
#20 - then that shit explodes on your sal-ADS 08/28/2012 on Technology so advanced +2
#4 - Picture 08/28/2012 on Scary Movie +4
#28 - this guy protects my virginity 08/28/2012 on Den Leader Dan +2
#5 - Picture 08/28/2012 on Call MTV 0
#111 - for second i had some sympathy, then i realized youre a piece … 08/28/2012 on Last Week of Chemotherapy +4
#17 - just made this guys, OC 08/28/2012 on FunnyJunk +11
#21 - i came... 08/28/2012 on How to Cross the Road in... 0
#9 - Picture 08/28/2012 on Art +1
#7 - Picture 08/28/2012 on zebra +4
#7 - his dinner 08/28/2012 on Happens every night +10
#10 - Picture 08/28/2012 on Advert geniuses +1
#22 - he can just get in from the passenger door, then before leavin…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on Parking Justice +66
User avatar #115 - bosskiss (08/28/2012) [-]
unless there is another hero who can fits his car on the other side
#4 - what i drink  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2012 on water +6
User avatar #5 - weinerdick (08/28/2012) [-]
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WHAT YOU SAY?!
User avatar #12 - rjake (08/28/2012) [-]
shfifty five.... shfifty five....
#7 - luxors (08/28/2012) [-]
Du-du-du Du-du-du
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#59 - walkingdisaster (01/09/2013) [-]
That picture of Mario was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
User avatar #61 to #59 - shfiftyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
Quite
User avatar #60 to #59 - shfiftyfive (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, an idea I've had for write some time
User avatar #62 to #60 - walkingdisaster (01/10/2013) [-]
This is max by the way
#58 - shfiftyfive (12/04/2012) [-]
<<<<< JAZZ
#57 - shfiftyfive (12/04/2012) [-]
<<<<<< JAZZ
#56 - deadpoolxxx (11/20/2012) [-]
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#53 - deadpoolxxx (11/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #53 - shfiftyfive (11/18/2012) [-]
I saw that coming actually lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - deadpoolxxx (11/19/2012) [-]
you lie!
User avatar #51 to #50 - shfiftyfive (10/28/2012) [-]
wut?
#49 - deadpoolxxx (10/19/2012) [-]
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#47 - deadpoolxxx (10/16/2012) [-]
accept my friend request pls
User avatar #37 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I made a new account, deleted the old. I now can't post comment pics on content or profiles wtf
User avatar #38 to #37 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
evan?
User avatar #39 to #38 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
hello sal, I wanna play a game
User avatar #40 to #39 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
the fuck?
User avatar #41 to #40 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
I decided to start over in le land of funnyjunk, don't le judge me
#42 to #41 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
Im going to judge you up and down. westy too
User avatar #43 to #42 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
my other profile is gone. gone like pie on a fat mans plate at thanksgiving
User avatar #44 to #43 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #45 to #44 - deadpoolxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #46 to #45 - shfiftyfive (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, yolo
#34 - haiyalll **User deleted account** (09/29/2012) [-]
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#33 - shfiftyfive (08/22/2012) [-]
<<<<<LOOK HERE!!!!!!!
#32 - haiyalll **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]
this is how you will get off work
this is how you will get off work
#30 - haiyalll **User deleted account** (08/14/2012) [-]
#27 - blartonfairweather ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
How ya doin', mate?
How ya doin', mate?
#28 to #27 - shfiftyfive (07/17/2012) [-]
pretty good i'd say
pretty good i'd say
#29 to #28 - blartonfairweather ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Well that is pretty good!
User avatar #26 - partygirlrawr (06/20/2012) [-]
Its PartyGirlRawr

Lol
User avatar #25 - shfiftyfive (06/12/2012) [-]
**shfiftyfive rolls dildos**
User avatar #24 - shfiftyfive (06/12/2012) [-]
*roll me dildos*
#21 - haiyalll **User deleted account** (05/17/2012) [-]
Twin towers, I...
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