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A weeks worth of...
- yet we are ready for reposts...
- yfw you tie up the dean and pull out a knife
Nah, I did something even better. For the plagiarism I got an in school suspension, which basically means they put you in a small room by yourself with nothing but a desk, chair, your work for the day and whatever you brought in your backpack (and there was a teacher on the other side to make sure none of the kids left their rooms and in case we started having a heart attack or something). Since I was really smart (I wouldn't say genius, but I was learning way faster than fucking everyone else was), I finished all my work with like three hours to spare. Fortunately, thanks to my mom's habit of collecting and rolling change, I had a roll of pennies on me. The door to the room was one of those cheap ones that are hollow, so they made a lot of noise if you hit them.
So, I took out a penny and flicked it against the door. Made a really loud noise. Picked it up, flicked it again. Kept doing this until the teacher outside came into the room, took the penny, and told me to stop doing that shit before leaving again. So, naturally, I took out another penny, and resumed flicking. I almost ended up with a second suspension for doing that XD
Best part was when she had to give me back all the pennies she took and I put them back into the roll, which was only half gone by the end of the day. The look on her face was priceless when she saw the roll.
- girl's penis riding into my ass?
- you were just yappin all that good **** just a bit ago *****! …
- **shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #203 …
Nothing to do here
The relevence of that roll is out of scale
He's a faggot
He's not a faggot, he's the mother of all betas. Life so fail he takes it out on kids.
Big difference, chap.
- or you can stand right next to them and piss while making load…
only guys will under stand
- fake and repost
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