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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#8 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (39 new replies) 12/06/2015 on This Story -3
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#21 - Ricogator (12/06/2015) [-]
So this is where Neptulon ended up
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#36 - nurucio (12/06/2015) [-]
WTB the water raid that explains what happens to him that was supposed to come out with Firelands
It was scrapped because they realized how fucking terrible underwater combat is
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#9 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
Nigga if you have a tractor you're like 99% a farmer
a nigga with a tractor who ain't a farmer is in wrongful possession of farming equipment
#71 - nerdrage (12/06/2015) [-]
We have a tractor my dad bought it and this is his excact words on why "so i can dig holes"
#48 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
I have two tractors (ones a lawn mower) and I'm not a farmer.

I have 5 acres of land around my house and we need them to pull shit around or mow the lawn.

We have horses but we don't farm anything. They're pretty much just lawn ornaments that shit everywhere.

The tractor in the story could've easily been a lawn mower. And their batteries are very easily removed, just like a car battery. When I used to live in the US it was quite common seeing those tractors to mow their stupid little lawns in suburban households.
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#51 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
You are so a farmer
you just don't produce anything form a farm
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#52 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
It don't think actual farmers would appreciate that definition you made. The world literally means "to make ones living growing crops or raising lifestock" it kind of undermines what they do.

Also you're ignoring what I said about suburban homes having lawn tractors. I'm just saying the other dude is getting shit because you made an overstatement that somehow was made popular. I do agree however that it's natural to assume that the dude in the story is a farmer.

I'm not starting anything here, just speaking my mind in a respectful way.
#53 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
I dont think an actual farmer would give a flying shit-stained pig asshole what some twerp on the internet says about farmers mate

last I checked they're a hardy bunch, not prone to nancy-boy whining
#54 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
True dat, but nowadays it's a job just like any other. I just can't bring myself to say "I'm a farmer" if there were actual farmers present.
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#59 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
Well I mean
when they're present that's different

I'll happily type nigga this nigga that
put me in a room with a black guy and Im gonna watch my tongue a bit more carefully

It's pretty normal to be more concerned about what you say when those whom it concerns are there to hear it
#60 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, but sometimes funnyjunk feels like a room where everybody is watching what you say and ready to jump at your throat you say something even remotely wrong. We're only allowed to say jokes or popular opinions.

#61 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
I break those rules pretty often

red pinkies are nothing to be afraid of
mean comments are nothing to be afraid of

it's the internet
literally say whatever you want
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#62 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
But how else will I save my imaginary points for a funnyjunk store that will never happen?

How else will j get coloured text and horde them like a some kind of squirrel whore?

I'm glad to know you're actually a pretty down to earth guy/girl/princess


#68 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
suck dicks and eat ass like everyone else
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#69 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
But I'm not ready to be a Mod yet
#70 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
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#34 - yujisakaii (12/06/2015) [-]
my grandfather has 3 tractors and he uses them only for show
#31 - bakagaijin (12/06/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**What about a tractor salesman?
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#30 - Kannas (12/06/2015) [-]
Or you own land in the south, making you the perfect mark for something like this.
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#29 - sumerfag (12/06/2015) [-]
What about the tractors used for pulling out mud trucks that have been stuck?
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#20 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/06/2015) [-]
a nigga with a tractor is the most efficient slave of all time
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#25 - captainprincess (12/06/2015) [-]
well depending on what you need to get done
a white office drone is also the most efficient slave of all time, if what you need done is like, systems management an organization and stuff like that
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#28 - captchakid (12/06/2015) [-]
read: Useful things.
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#56 - tarabostes (12/06/2015) [-]
Read nigga read
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#42 - spacekraken (12/06/2015) [-]
Farming isn't a useful thing to do then I guess, have fun with starvation.
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#43 - captchakid (12/06/2015) [-]
It was a racist joke. Don't take it like a dick.
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#44 - spacekraken (12/06/2015) [-]
wat
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#19 - needsauceadmisblan (12/06/2015) [-]
grandfather used to own a farm or at least his brother did it failed of course too small. he has a few tractor when he moved to the suburbs he just found a storage unit form them and still has them uses them in parades their like model john deer tractors except large. family tradition is now when you turn 13 you ride with him and get a hat.
is it still wrongful possession of farming equipment?
#17 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
My grandfather had a tractor. Neither he nor his parents were farmers. He used it to mow his lawn and haul shit. I know another guy who collects tractors. Neither he nor his parents were farmers either. He just likes old tractors.
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#11 - fitemeirlbro (12/06/2015) [-]
My dad has a tractor he uses it to drag logs and cars stuck in the mud and stuff
#23 - godofhorizons (12/06/2015) [-]
he's the 1%
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#12 - nanako (12/06/2015) [-]
so he's a mud farmer
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#57 - tarabostes (12/06/2015) [-]
My grand-grand-pappy used to be a mud farmer , but then his mudcrops started failing...
#16 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
>mud farmer
#63 - bagman (12/06/2015) [-]
Member of anarcho-sydicalist commune*
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#13 - fitemeirlbro (12/06/2015) [-]
Not really he kills any thing he plants but he does keep chickens and goats
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#15 - beastllovefootball (12/06/2015) [-]
nigga thats a meat farmer. He grows animals
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#67 - fitemeirlbro (12/06/2015) [-]
No they are pets
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#72 - beastllovefootball (12/09/2015) [-]
then he grows friendship. tasty friendship
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#217 - fergin (12/05/2015) [-]
idk if you've gotten the memo yet but weed is still illegal in the united states.
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#182 - crutos (12/05/2015) [-]
Weed is illegal in most western countries
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#141 - skeletorexplains (12/05/2015) [-]
nah
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#109 - talldumbdork (12/04/2015) [-]
What a stupid question, what the hell is wrong with you? 437 licks
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#44 - fourfangedferret (12/03/2015) [-]
>diabesity

can we make this the official medical term for self inflicted diabetes?
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You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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