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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#1340
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#49 - wouldn't it be Mrs. Now Balls? 04/01/2015 on NSFW, make sure nobody's... 0
#48 - "It is face is cute!!"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Pokemon Humans +2
#62 - notchipples (04/01/2015) [-]
fixed
#47 - it's pronounced Cloyster 04/01/2015 on Pokemon Humans +2
#35 - invest in Google  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Tumbly shit +2
User avatar #36 - dafogman (04/01/2015) [-]
Yes, googs too. But FB?! FB?! Apple's stock just split last year and will again. I'm not an Apple homer (I have no Apple products other than Apple stock). But you can do a hell of a lot better than FB.
#76 - england has like 5 attractive people total they are not a … 04/01/2015 on Battle of The Cuntries 4 0
#42 - "Beam me up with the force, Harry" -Ichigo Kurosaki  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Steel wings +5
User avatar #44 - toxicsonicboom (04/01/2015) [-]
''Kolkolkol'' - Ash Ketchup
#37 - they're indian. I'm sure they'd love a giant, 6-armed warrior … 04/01/2015 on Steven Universe 0
#34 - >not noticing Guitaroo Man 04/01/2015 on Steven Universe confirmed... 0
#23 - post more stories 04/01/2015 on meme social network +3
#50 - Picture 04/01/2015 on Star wars +2
#17 - Plastic nee-san actually 04/01/2015 on Taylor Swift 0
#83 - Picture 04/01/2015 on Japanese Customs: Travel Guide +2
#14 - Lincoln died before the internet was invented you missed the joke  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Slavery -8
#15 - thewraithofmoocow (04/01/2015) [-]
I knew that the quote wasn't from Lincoln, I was just trying too hard to make a paradox joke.
#27 - ionlywhisper (04/01/2015) [-]
don't bother man. Many people in this site are like sheep; they just follow everyone else. If you have negative thumbs, well negative thumb it is. Positive? Positive it is.

We complain about feminists all the time. The 3rd wave feminism is a by-product of mob-psychology, yet we also follow the same detrimental rule.

Ironic, really.
#138 - thewraithofmoocow (04/01/2015) [-]
I completely agree with what you said, but I'm more surprised you actually used the word Ironic correctly.
#143 - ionlywhisper (04/01/2015) [-]
Good thing I actually went to English 12 classes.
#10 - Comment deleted 03/31/2015 on Just 1 take is enough! +1
#42 - do you...do you think that samurai bushido "everyone walk…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Japanese Customs: Travel Guide -5
User avatar #269 - koneella (04/01/2015) [-]
Every high born would wear a sword, only inside the houses they wasn't permitted to wear a sword (only a knife was appropriate). Farmers wasn't permitted to wear any sort of weapon, so they started to design hidden weapons and start to practice fighting with sticks (it was common that travelers used staves while they was walking).
Also Japanese never wear bows, even then they would practice Kyudo. Bows was only used in the military campaigns. Killing an opponent by shooting from afar would dishonor you, and you would loose everything you have rank/heritage etc.
The modern laws started to form in the Japan after 1800. My grandmasters teacher is said to kill more than 20 enemies, and he was a well known and appreciated person in Japan and China.
#73 - smartasshobo (04/01/2015) [-]
I take it you like bows eh?

Melee > Ranged all day everyday
#83 - sherlockbatman (04/01/2015) [-]
#25 - I thought it said Islam Salami thought that's how it con… 03/31/2015 on Set Phasers to Burn +5
#19 - >roots showing -2/10 03/31/2015 on Title +1
#30 - on the left hip, for the right hand? or on the right hip? …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Japanese Customs: Travel Guide 0
User avatar #265 - koneella (04/01/2015) [-]
it is held in left hip and where's multiple ways to pull the sword with both of hands. Or at back, for long travels etc.
But sword is always worn in right hand, there is/was no exception. If it was a normal two handed sword right hand was close to hand guard and left hand where the pommel would have been.
Also some higher ranked officers could have two swords on left hip and two knives in front of stomach in the belt.
Also if you are interested in martial arts, you could start Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu.
User avatar #41 - smartasshobo (03/31/2015) [-]
It was a bad thing to clash your sword with another man's while walking on the street, some would take offense and duel the fuck out of you. that's why the sheated sword was sheated on the off side, so you wouldn't hit anyone with it
User avatar #42 - sherlockbatman (03/31/2015) [-]
do you...do you think that samurai bushido "everyone walking with honor and swords" shit actually happened?
it didn't
what you're describing is bullshit japanese nobility made up to make themselves seem awesome. swords were never useful in japan, especially because katanas are weak garbage, but mostly because bows and arrows were 1000% better. drawing your sword ever was actually a hugely embarrassing bitch move that told everyone you couldn't handle a bow, so you had to resort to attacking people with your for-decoration-only sword.
people weren't even allowed to carry swords. it was basically how america treats guns now: cops and civis with permits only
animu lied to you
User avatar #269 - koneella (04/01/2015) [-]
Every high born would wear a sword, only inside the houses they wasn't permitted to wear a sword (only a knife was appropriate). Farmers wasn't permitted to wear any sort of weapon, so they started to design hidden weapons and start to practice fighting with sticks (it was common that travelers used staves while they was walking).
Also Japanese never wear bows, even then they would practice Kyudo. Bows was only used in the military campaigns. Killing an opponent by shooting from afar would dishonor you, and you would loose everything you have rank/heritage etc.
The modern laws started to form in the Japan after 1800. My grandmasters teacher is said to kill more than 20 enemies, and he was a well known and appreciated person in Japan and China.
#73 - smartasshobo (04/01/2015) [-]
I take it you like bows eh?

Melee > Ranged all day everyday
#83 - sherlockbatman (04/01/2015) [-]
#110 - "expertly dodging this roided out she-man's machete strik…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on My feminazi story re-upload -1
User avatar #127 - manofthebach (04/02/2015) [-]
I just wanted to let you know it's a travesty that your comment got red thumbs. This story is such fucking bullshit. Im tired of these "i met and defeated a feminazi stories" like nigga your like 15 and are too busy jacking it to go into the outside world to actually meet these people. Like im pretty sure the odds of meeting a radical feminist, while also being a funnyjunker is so low that it's just bullshit.
User avatar #128 - sherlockbatman (04/02/2015) [-]
thanks. I'm honestly surprised. when I posted this, most of the comments were about how bullshit the story was.
I guess they just didn't think my version was funny
User avatar #129 - manofthebach (04/02/2015) [-]
Well I thought it was hilarious my man
#35 - they were already there, living self-corralled in their own li… 03/31/2015 on its a conspiracy 0
#18 - her alien bird DNA started to take over  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Beauty +8
User avatar #23 - kerfufflemachtwo (04/01/2015) [-]
I blame it on the fact that her father is Jon Voight.

He is not a pretty man.
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Star wars +7
#47 - admiralslasher (04/01/2015) [-]
#50 - sherlockbatman (04/01/2015) [-]
#9 - it's 100% garbage all of it will give you cancer as ba… 03/31/2015 on Nothing -11
#10 - TL Note: keikaku means plan  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Taylor Swift +10
User avatar #14 - deescalation (04/01/2015) [-]
Actual Death Note reference, or Two Best Friends?
#17 - sherlockbatman (04/01/2015) [-]
Plastic nee-san actually
User avatar #12 - robogroovy (04/01/2015) [-]
This comment is pretty daijobu
#37 - Picture 03/31/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 13 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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