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sherlockbatman

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#17 - Picture 12/27/2015 on Well that turned dark... +53
#110 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/27/2015 on Buzz Aldrin punches... +1
#24 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on fail/win dump 0
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#26 - lillpip (12/26/2015) [-]
Humpty Dumpty.
I know it's never said he's an egg, but he's been portrayed that way since the 1700's, dammit.
#23 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Comp +5
#9 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/26/2015 on Stereotype glasses +1
#63 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/26/2015 on Pastor gets wrecked on twitter 0
#15 - super simple stuff  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on fail/win dump +2
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#23 - lillpip (12/26/2015) [-]
also don't fall down if you're an egg because eggs are hard to put together
#24 - sherlockbatman (12/26/2015) [-]
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I've never read a story about an egg. which one are you talking about?
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#26 - lillpip (12/26/2015) [-]
Humpty Dumpty.
I know it's never said he's an egg, but he's been portrayed that way since the 1700's, dammit.
#10 - >" **** , it's the hot soldier boy" 12/26/2015 on A movie worth fighting for 0
#14 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/26/2015 on Anon makes a discovery +2
#37 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Badass +3
#69 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
This roll would've been 1000x better if you had rolled Biribiri instead but this is still strangely appropriate.
#60 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/26/2015 on Gamestop +3
#69 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/25/2015 on Black thocks +1
#67 - no, you're right. I ****** up that sentence alterna…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Black thocks 0
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#68 - Einsty (12/25/2015) [-]
Well, if you push it, you burn your fuel, that being food. Energy cannot be created.
#69 - sherlockbatman (12/25/2015) [-]
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by that logic, literally everything uses fuel because time forces us to burn energy to exist while the gas in my car slowly oxidizes and spoils
fucking reality, wasting all my fuel
shut off all this global warming, I don't have fuel to waste running the heater all day
stop entropy, I don't have the extra power to keep rendering things more complicated all the time.
#30 - Picture 12/25/2015 on Bilbo +12
#62 - Comment deleted 12/25/2015 on Black thocks 0
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Black thocks 0
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#64 - Einsty (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't think that's correct, the alternator is connected to the engine via a belt directly. When the engine turns, so does the alternator.

But even if it were so, in order to roll a car downhill, you have to get it uphill first. That consumes fuel, moreso than driving on a level surface. This additional energy is then stored as potential energy, thanks to the gravity field. So even then you need fuel.
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#67 - sherlockbatman (12/25/2015) [-]
no, you're right. I fucked up that sentence
alternators use gas, but they only strictly require movement to charge the battery.
also, it was implied that you'd either push the car up the hill or just already start at a higher elevation. "what goes up, must come down" only applies to things leaving the ground
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#68 - Einsty (12/25/2015) [-]
Well, if you push it, you burn your fuel, that being food. Energy cannot be created.
#69 - sherlockbatman (12/25/2015) [-]
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by that logic, literally everything uses fuel because time forces us to burn energy to exist while the gas in my car slowly oxidizes and spoils
fucking reality, wasting all my fuel
shut off all this global warming, I don't have fuel to waste running the heater all day
stop entropy, I don't have the extra power to keep rendering things more complicated all the time.
#100 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/25/2015 on Encountering two traitors... 0
#33 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Christmas +3
#34 - unbelievable (12/24/2015) [-]
#18 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/23/2015 on (untitled) +1
#137 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/23/2015 on Super facts 2 0
#53 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/22/2015 on Nickelodeon 0
#57 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Assorted Internets #49 0
#64 - sgtmajjohnson (12/22/2015) [-]
#23 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/22/2015 on when you get 10 in all your... +2
#72 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Dating in 2016 for men +3
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#73 - vortexrain (12/22/2015) [-]
I was being generous.
#71 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Top Snek +2
#74 - caette (12/22/2015) [-]
who is this faggot

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You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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