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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#7755
Comment Ranking:#796
Highest Content Rank:#1340
Highest Comment Rank:#286
Content Thumbs: 9942 total,  11755 ,  1813
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Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 19.6% (196/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:6
Content Views:308342
Times Content Favorited:282 times
Total Comments Made:2981
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latest user's comments

#17 - it's all yours, my friend 03/22/2015 on Green mario +7
#55 - it's not a virgin anymore 03/22/2015 on IT HURTS! +2
#24 - why is your character Macklemore? 03/22/2015 on Dat timing 0
#31 - >cookie he has a name, you ******* casual 03/22/2015 on Super Sesame Street Fighter... +8
#72 - they were comics with video game logic, then they made a movie… 03/22/2015 on How to Date Taylor Swift +1
#54 - >on cartoon network 03/22/2015 on This guys my hero +7
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Cheapest Home Theater +4
#79 - OtisMcWonderful (03/21/2015) [-]
lol
#9 - here, I'm not gonna finish this 03/21/2015 on sherlockbatman's profile 0
#71 - >no knowledge of custom contracts with convenient outs …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Cheapest Home Theater 0
User avatar #76 - OtisMcWonderful (03/21/2015) [-]
>skirting legally binding contracts to avoid paying what you owe

Wow.
#77 - sherlockbatman (03/21/2015) [-]
#79 - OtisMcWonderful (03/21/2015) [-]
lol
#12 - needs a banana for scale 03/20/2015 on Banana +1
#12 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Shady 0
#22 - thanks, jokexplain  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - jokexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
You're welcome?
#50 - >paying for phones confirmed pleb  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Cheapest Home Theater +1
User avatar #58 - OtisMcWonderful (03/20/2015) [-]
>having to get phones at a discount
>being locked in a contract for 2 years
>not having the freedom to choose your carrier

Confirmed poorfag.
User avatar #71 - sherlockbatman (03/21/2015) [-]
>no knowledge of custom contracts with convenient outs
the commonest of rabble
User avatar #76 - OtisMcWonderful (03/21/2015) [-]
>skirting legally binding contracts to avoid paying what you owe

Wow.
#77 - sherlockbatman (03/21/2015) [-]
#79 - OtisMcWonderful (03/21/2015) [-]
lol
#10 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Yet another comp of reposts +1
#16 - ...what?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on woodcraft +3
#43 - ignusim (03/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - didactus (03/20/2015) [-]
In his special Weapons of Self Destrucition there are some people late to his show he ushers them to sit down and a woman remarks "that's my old boss" to one of the people who were late, he picks up on it and says "That's your old boss?" "Did you fuck him?" I was paying homage to that joke, which I though was appropriate considering his name is incest and that he recognised the person in the picture as his dad.
#19 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Seems legit +24
#8 - wtf bird are you seeing?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Yet another comp of reposts 0
User avatar #9 - billzskillz (03/20/2015) [-]
Deer bird.
#10 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
#24 - very confused  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on "Clever title" +110
#32 - emperorwatergate (03/21/2015) [-]
The only one I understood was Black Female. Blackarachnia.
#51 - vexigen (03/21/2015) [-]
Beasties was the best!
#30 - heard you talkin' **** about my ancestors my great-…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Empire +2
#31 - sciper (03/20/2015) [-]
Not talking shit about the conquerors.
I am talking shit about the Austria's dinasty.
#65 - threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usuall…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... +2
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#51 - do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... +1
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#12 - DSD 03/20/2015 on Fucking slut 0
#49 - go ******* threaten someone at swordpoint right now. po…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... +1
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
Why? They've done nothing to me.

The point was that well, fuck. Gay flatmate refuses to stop getting up in your shit and probably won't care about the note you put up. Whatchagonnado?
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#54 - why do all foreigners have a russian accent? 03/20/2015 on Motorsports Around the World 0
#73 - Picture 03/20/2015 on sym bionic titan.... +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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