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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#86 - Comment deleted 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
#155 - Picture 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +6
#154 - Picture 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" 0
#150 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +13
#208 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Yep, and in the comics they make a HUGE point about Batman's moral code when it comes to inaction. If he doesn't do anything to stop it when he has the power to, he considers that just as bad as murder, in Under the Red Hood he even saves Joker when Red Hood has him at gunpoint.
#185 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Man, no one questions how bullshit that "but I don't have to save you!" scene was. Fuck off batman, you just killed that guy. This is on the level of doing anal so you "stay a virgin" you disingenuous faggot.
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#232 - timoyr (01/07/2016) [-]
He also blew up to brakes of the train. No matter where you are, I'm prettu sure he that counts at murder.
Also, killed:
-A bunch of assassins and the fake Ra's Al Ghul rather than kill a murderer (who probably died too).
-Harvey Dent/Two-Face by pushing him out of a building.
-Miranda Tate/Talia Al Ghul and the truck driver by remote controlling the batwing to shoot at the truck.

Pretty good for a guy who claims to have a no-kill code (This is why the movie version of Avengers don't have them. It maked things too complicated).
#212 - hikakiller (01/07/2016) [-]
If batman's moral compass is so strong, I'm pretty sure it's facing the wrong direction. If you have the chance to save someone, not doing it is 100% killing them, even if indirectly. With that logic, he could have paid someone to kill him, etc. Silly directors/whoever interprets the script
#90 - Comment deleted 01/06/2016 on Kissass Facts 3 0
#51 - uwotm8 01/06/2016 on Fin is showing off on cruise +3
#65 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 01/05/2016 on OC makers be like -3
#63 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on OC makers be like 0
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#90 - echsa (01/06/2016) [-]
i need the name of this oc, it's an awesome parody
#2 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Loyalty- A first draft 0
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#3 - emmyemerald (01/06/2016) [-]
Thanks for the review. I had a 2200 word limit on this, so it is just meant to be a short story. I'm not sure what you mean about the plothole? Do you meant hat we never find out who poisoned the king? A lot of my point was that she never finds that out because none of it matters as long as the King is safe.
It's a fantasy environment, so that's why the horse is smart, but do you think it would work better if Ursa put the ink in the saddlebag? Does that seem less far fetched?
#45 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on HELP THEM 0
#46 - Lolinator (01/05/2016) [-]
>"far be it from me to judge the religious traditions of Islam."

dear god my sides.

I concede that you do have a strong point.
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#47 - Lolinator (01/05/2016) [-]
I didn't expect you to know I was from the UK, but I did expect you to assume I might not be American.
#42 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on HELP THEM 0
#43 - Lolinator (01/04/2016) [-]
really? for dating other 16-18 year olds? who are all over the legal age of consent (16)?
nah, fool.
#44 - Lolinator (01/04/2016) [-]
you made an assumption. it betrayed you.
don't worry, if you knew how big we think your heads are, they'd probably explode.
#45 - sherlockbatman (01/05/2016) [-]
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>"I have to date high school girls"
>named Lolinator
>British
>I was wrong to assume
you're right, I had no idea you were from the UK, that changes everything.
Far be it from me to judge the religious traditions of Islam
#46 - Lolinator (01/05/2016) [-]
>"far be it from me to judge the religious traditions of Islam."

dear god my sides.

I concede that you do have a strong point.
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#47 - Lolinator (01/05/2016) [-]
I didn't expect you to know I was from the UK, but I did expect you to assume I might not be American.
#33 - "that's not a knife..." 01/04/2016 on The obvious question 0
#74 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Progress!...lol +3
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#77 - claddata (01/03/2016) [-]
Relevant roll Not that I'm disagreeing with you.
#22 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/31/2015 on welp im out +3
#90 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Anons life is over +17
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#92 - wdparsell (12/31/2015) [-]
Reading that sentence in her voice makes all the difference.
#21 - Saul Spiderman: Attorney at Law  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Dropbox Comp Part Deux +9
#23 - payseht (12/31/2015) [-]
You can send in the next client, MJ
#100 - Picture 12/31/2015 on liar +6
#13 - Picture 12/30/2015 on a day in the life +56
#58 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 12/30/2015 on Black science man 0
#17 - >no dicks on HBO 12/30/2015 on (untitled) +12
#2 - Go, Johnny. Go go go!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on If people were like laptops +174
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#14 - aguycalledlee (12/31/2015) [-]
Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode I love that song.
#4 - nibbero (12/31/2015) [-]
#7 - ******* gotta fix that dent  [+] (14 new replies) 12/29/2015 on cant unsee +47
#24 - adplum (12/29/2015) [-]
but..how??
#23 - radiohazard (12/29/2015) [-]
#22 - electronicbacon (12/29/2015) [-]
#21 - wizardspoon (12/29/2015) [-]
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK
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#17 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
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#14 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
this is pretty sad the look on his face is like "sure, whatever". He probably gets asked to do it all the time and how would you feel if you had to go through life with that giant dentin your head?
#13 - elguso (12/29/2015) [-]
is it meant to do thatt
#12 - teFlyingNinja (12/29/2015) [-]
#10 - peetobear (12/29/2015) [-]
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#11 - peetobear (12/29/2015) [-]
WHERES THE LIVE LEAK LOGO
SO I CAN PREPARE MYSELF
#9 - checkemninja (12/29/2015) [-]
#69 - ITT 12/28/2015 on Funnyjunk, kid-friendly... +10
#12 - Picture 12/28/2015 on how you know these niggas? +2
#11 - that won't be an issue... 12/28/2015 on Unexpected Guests +17

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#9 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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