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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#6694
Comment Ranking:#310
Highest Content Rank:#1340
Highest Comment Rank:#286
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latest user's comments

#9 - it's 100% garbage all of it will give you cancer as ba… 03/31/2015 on Nothing -11
#10 - TL Note: keikaku means plan  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Taylor Swift +10
User avatar #14 - deescalation (04/01/2015) [-]
Actual Death Note reference, or Two Best Friends?
#17 - sherlockbatman (04/01/2015) [-]
Plastic nee-san actually
User avatar #12 - robogroovy (04/01/2015) [-]
This comment is pretty daijobu
#37 - Picture 03/31/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 13 0
#31 - imagine if all the Mormons just decided that Utah was going to…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on its a conspiracy +1
#34 - fefe (03/31/2015) [-]
"they decided" aka the UN decided and then enforced it. Acting like the Jews suddenly just invaded Palestine and took it over is laughable.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (03/31/2015) [-]
they were already there, living self-corralled in their own little community, when they had the UN declare them a sovereign state. The UN didn't just point to some random land in Palestine and say, "OK, this belongs to the Jews now."
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Chaika Souls 0
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#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Don't Waste Cups +1
#10 - icekingg (03/31/2015) [-]
Superman is Illuminati confirmed. I don't know why this image exists. I did not make it, but it's perfect.
#15 - drugs are a hell of a drug 03/31/2015 on Ex girlfriends +21
#8 - Picture 03/31/2015 on Life is too short for this... 0
#25 - looks like cervantes' younger brother 03/31/2015 on Really nice booty 0
#10 - Picture 03/31/2015 on Jew or Nazi robot +60
#1097 - huh, I never thought about it before... 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username 0
#11 - Picture 03/31/2015 on I +2
#91 - if that's your biggest mistake, your life sounds like it's going great  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on He doesn't like you, he... +4
User avatar #167 - sexymobile (03/31/2015) [-]
it's really not, but if I had made that flip on the Torino I wouldn't be in the financial situation I am now
#8 - Comment deleted 03/31/2015 on a stack on titan 0
#8 - Picture 03/31/2015 on what makes america American 0
#3 - BAC 100.00% 03/31/2015 on Jesus the Designated Driver 0
#13 - "We hamsters have seen what you Humans can do. We look up… 03/31/2015 on pet hamster +22
#27 - >9/11 was an inside job 3/10 did everyone laugh at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Snackbar 0
User avatar #61 - FlashMaster (03/31/2015) [-]
Yep
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on He doesn't like you, he... -1
User avatar #77 - donatelo (03/31/2015) [-]
wtf does that have to do with anime? why are anime fags so into turning people into weebs when they are not?
#36 - lock and load 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +1
#12 - has everyone been pronouncing it EL-MAO or LA-MAO ?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2015 on One meme to dank them all +7
User avatar #60 - extooso (03/31/2015) [-]
ei lemau
or
eeh lol
User avatar #34 - pocketstooheavy (03/31/2015) [-]
Yes.

You forgot the comma.
User avatar #29 - zomitlu (03/31/2015) [-]
I've always said L-M-A-O

Have i been wrong this whole time?
#58 - fefe (03/31/2015) [-]
Nah you're actually doing it right. I'm an expert in this subject as Dr. LMAO PhD

Don't let the haters squash your dreams.
#26 - fefe (03/31/2015) [-]
It's usually debated for the ayy lmao meme. For the meme you never say laughing my ass off or L-M-A-O. I think if you legit say just lmao then you say laughing my ass off unless you're reading it to someone.
User avatar #13 - Chizypuff (03/31/2015) [-]
I pronounce it lamao. I only hear el m a o when somebody is impersonating a white girl in middle school
#49 - he didn't have to cosplay, the character is based on him, even… 03/31/2015 on He doesn't like you, he... +20
#14 - wiping has the same purpose, no matter where you **** : … 03/31/2015 on Where's my SHIT? +4
#32 - I was complaining that these racial slurs aren't specific enou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on The N word vs Cracker +1
User avatar #33 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
Ooohhhh!!! Shit, now I follow you.. Yeah, its such a broad term.. Like "Americunt". Is an america. Person. Each set should have its OWN specific slur
#9 - ...he didn't wipe  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Where's my SHIT? +8
#24 - IamSofaKingdom (03/31/2015) [-]
With what? that desert straw that masquerades as grass? Sometimes you got to shit and there just ain't nothing to wipe with.

Take your dirty underwear home and wash it when you can, or throw it away.
User avatar #13 - commanderbunbun (03/31/2015) [-]
he's shitting outside. wiping is a nonissue
User avatar #14 - sherlockbatman (03/31/2015) [-]
wiping has the same purpose, no matter where you shit: to get the shit of your ass and keep it off your clothes
he's gonna have skid marks on everything
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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