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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#515 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 10/03/2015 on Bless America 0
#192 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2015 on How long will we take it? -2
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#251 - homosexualpirate (10/03/2015) [-]
Literally
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#254 - sherlockbatman (10/03/2015) [-]
I wasn't literally playing anything. you can't literally lose at an imaginary game
#243 - mahusername (10/03/2015) [-]
literally
#65 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 10/03/2015 on Thighs -1
#140 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/03/2015 on How long will we take it? -1
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#153 - homosexualpirate (10/03/2015) [-]
You literally just did
#192 - sherlockbatman (10/03/2015) [-]
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#251 - homosexualpirate (10/03/2015) [-]
Literally
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#254 - sherlockbatman (10/03/2015) [-]
I wasn't literally playing anything. you can't literally lose at an imaginary game
#243 - mahusername (10/03/2015) [-]
literally
#35 - there is no standard size for deciding if a satellite is a moo… 10/02/2015 on Venus 0
#34 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 10/02/2015 on Venus 0
#32 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Venus +1
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#33 - ninesundev (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, but his definition sucked at that point. ATM we are wondering about Saturns rings.
#79 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Aussies confusing... 0
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#133 - Rei (10/02/2015) [-]
a thong = underwear
tongs = the flip flops
#98 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Oh How Could You Say No To... 0
#117 - ilikepatatas (10/02/2015) [-]
no but, unconsensual killing
#42 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 10/02/2015 on scienced 0
#40 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on scienced 0
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#41 - egosumproxi (10/02/2015) [-]
The vote was something like 80-90% against, but they still fluoridated the water.
#2 - for research 10/02/2015 on Only for research.... 0
#33 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 10/01/2015 on Mars 0
#18 - every last bit  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on kinky 0
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#44 - cantexplain (10/01/2015) [-]
I particular enjoyed how superman was a push over in this one
#21 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 10/01/2015 on Launching a tire +1
#3 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on When 'kiss my ass' is literal. +2
#5 - hektoroftroy (09/30/2015) [-]
i clicked that image way more times than i'd care to admit
#57 - dude, you don't need to convince anyone. literally no one beli… 09/30/2015 on Get skrek faggot +1
#12 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 09/30/2015 on He Ain't Right 0
#45 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 09/30/2015 on I love this game +4
#69 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 09/30/2015 on Gardevoir Cump +2
#64 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 09/30/2015 on It's Okay to be Gay 0
#63 - Picture 09/30/2015 on It's Okay to be Gay 0
#40 - cuntism, indeed also, that anon was right. check his…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on Desert 0
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#51 - cuntism (09/30/2015) [-]
I know he was right, I never debated that
#41 - "Oh, boo hoo" 09/30/2015 on Don't be a deutsch +5
#173 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on Fuck this gay earth 0
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#297 - elcreepo (09/30/2015) [-]
I never said the judicial system didn't fuck up in punishing her or that it's not unfair.

I said that at the very least employers ARE gonna peek into her past and there's no way in fucking hell she'd ever get a teaching job again. This isn't a maybe- when you go to get a job as a teacher or to get your teaching certificate they make you pass a background check. If you have anything like this in your past- nope, not gonna happen.

Nobody in the business world ares about how hot you are beyond just retail. A serious job, colleges- all will look at her background, see this and possibly not even notice her.

Is it a bum wrap that she doesn't have charges filed against her? Yes. Would it be preferable? Sure. It'd be absolutely wonderful if she was also forced to register as a sex offender.. but they look at age differences here too. If the kid was 16 and she 21, they can stretch it so she doesn't have to register. A man would have to register, you're right.

But at the very fucking least you can contend to the fact that this is going to follow her for the rest of her life, she will never be a teacher again, she will likely never work with children again.

The stigma will also follow her since her face was plastered onto the news... she'd have to move towns, maybe even move states.

Did she get enough of a punishment? No. Is bitching about it instead of looking for the positive gonna help? Nope.

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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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