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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Content Ranking:#6822
Comment Ranking:#341
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latest user's comments

#91 - if that's your biggest mistake, your life sounds like it's going great  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on He doesn't like you, he... +4
User avatar #167 - sexymobile (03/31/2015) [-]
it's really not, but if I had made that flip on the Torino I wouldn't be in the financial situation I am now
#8 - Comment deleted 03/31/2015 on a stack on titan 0
#8 - Picture 03/31/2015 on what makes america American 0
#3 - BAC 100.00% 03/31/2015 on Jesus the Designated Driver 0
#13 - "We hamsters have seen what you Humans can do. We look up… 03/31/2015 on pet hamster +22
#27 - >9/11 was an inside job 3/10 did everyone laugh at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Snackbar 0
User avatar #61 - FlashMaster (03/31/2015) [-]
Yep
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on He doesn't like you, he... -1
User avatar #77 - donatelo (03/31/2015) [-]
wtf does that have to do with anime? why are anime fags so into turning people into weebs when they are not?
#36 - lock and load 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +1
#12 - has everyone been pronouncing it EL-MAO or LA-MAO ?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2015 on One meme to dank them all +7
User avatar #60 - extooso (03/31/2015) [-]
ei lemau
or
eeh lol
User avatar #34 - pocketstooheavy (03/31/2015) [-]
Yes.

You forgot the comma.
User avatar #29 - zomitlu (03/31/2015) [-]
I've always said L-M-A-O

Have i been wrong this whole time?
#58 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
Nah you're actually doing it right. I'm an expert in this subject as Dr. LMAO PhD

Don't let the haters squash your dreams.
#26 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
It's usually debated for the ayy lmao meme. For the meme you never say laughing my ass off or L-M-A-O. I think if you legit say just lmao then you say laughing my ass off unless you're reading it to someone.
User avatar #13 - Chizypuff (03/31/2015) [-]
I pronounce it lamao. I only hear el m a o when somebody is impersonating a white girl in middle school
#49 - he didn't have to cosplay, the character is based on him, even… 03/31/2015 on He doesn't like you, he... +20
#14 - wiping has the same purpose, no matter where you **** : … 03/31/2015 on Where's my SHIT? +4
#32 - I was complaining that these racial slurs aren't specific enou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on The N word vs Cracker +1
User avatar #33 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
Ooohhhh!!! Shit, now I follow you.. Yeah, its such a broad term.. Like "Americunt". Is an america. Person. Each set should have its OWN specific slur
#9 - ...he didn't wipe  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Where's my SHIT? +8
#24 - IamSofaKingdom (03/31/2015) [-]
With what? that desert straw that masquerades as grass? Sometimes you got to shit and there just ain't nothing to wipe with.

Take your dirty underwear home and wash it when you can, or throw it away.
User avatar #13 - commanderbunbun (03/31/2015) [-]
he's shitting outside. wiping is a nonissue
User avatar #14 - sherlockbatman (03/31/2015) [-]
wiping has the same purpose, no matter where you shit: to get the shit of your ass and keep it off your clothes
he's gonna have skid marks on everything
#10 - wouldn't it fire out at compounded speed? y'know, the way …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Science, bitch +3
User avatar #13 - frenulum (03/30/2015) [-]
just kidding, you're probably right, im not a big fan of velocity shit
User avatar #12 - frenulum (03/30/2015) [-]
no, it would stay inside the cannon, trust me.
#9 - (60mph) + (-60mph) = 0mph  [+] (7 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Science, bitch +39
User avatar #59 - DJstar (03/31/2015) [-]
ok so if you were to shoot a cannonball that goes 60mph while driving the same direction going 60mph, would you roughly 120mph cannonball?
User avatar #66 - dragemit (03/31/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #68 - lolme (03/31/2015) [-]
But the more important question is, how fast does air have to move to stop a bullet? Is it even possible to stop a bullet with air directed towards the front?

I thought of this randomly a few hours ago (I do that sometimes, come up with random shit.) and tried to google it to no avail.
User avatar #69 - dragemit (03/31/2015) [-]
It's theoretically possible for the air to be moving so fast the collision causes a nuclear explosion.

Bullets are very aerodynamic, but definitely affected by wind, especially from the side.
User avatar #70 - lolme (03/31/2015) [-]
But if you blow at it from the side, you won't stop it, only change it's course. So is it possible that we could create a wind gust with current technology that's strong enough to actually stop a bullet in say, 10 meters? Where is mythbusters when you need them. Perhaps I should make a film that features this event to attract their attention.

Thanks for the fact, though. I wasn't aware of that.
#63 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
I think you'd roughly a broken car.
#17 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
Half life 3 confirmed
#24 - what about it?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/30/2015 on The N word vs Cracker 0
User avatar #31 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
I don't mean anything bad by it.
#34 - ohemgeezus (03/30/2015) [-]
>apologizing for being racist on the internet

no, just no
User avatar #35 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
I.. I know.. I can't be an asshole tho
#36 - ohemgeezus (03/30/2015) [-]
yes you can, you're on the internet
User avatar #41 - srhkid (03/31/2015) [-]
In the internet, no one knows your an asshole or nice guy.
#32 - sherlockbatman (03/30/2015) [-]
I was complaining that these racial slurs aren't specific enough.
Spic is so general. how would I know if you were talking about Mexicans, Brazilians, or Spaniards? there are too man options. pick a uniquely Mexican slur. maybe call him a gardener, ask for his green card, or order a taco
User avatar #33 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
Ooohhhh!!! Shit, now I follow you.. Yeah, its such a broad term.. Like "Americunt". Is an america. Person. Each set should have its OWN specific slur
#16 - Picture 03/30/2015 on How? +20
#22 - it's "Spic" no K also, I hate that it refers…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/30/2015 on The N word vs Cracker 0
User avatar #23 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
Did you see my spolier?
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (03/30/2015) [-]
what about it?
User avatar #31 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
I don't mean anything bad by it.
#34 - ohemgeezus (03/30/2015) [-]
>apologizing for being racist on the internet

no, just no
User avatar #35 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
I.. I know.. I can't be an asshole tho
#36 - ohemgeezus (03/30/2015) [-]
yes you can, you're on the internet
User avatar #41 - srhkid (03/31/2015) [-]
In the internet, no one knows your an asshole or nice guy.
#32 - sherlockbatman (03/30/2015) [-]
I was complaining that these racial slurs aren't specific enough.
Spic is so general. how would I know if you were talking about Mexicans, Brazilians, or Spaniards? there are too man options. pick a uniquely Mexican slur. maybe call him a gardener, ask for his green card, or order a taco
User avatar #33 - srhkid (03/30/2015) [-]
Ooohhhh!!! Shit, now I follow you.. Yeah, its such a broad term.. Like "Americunt". Is an america. Person. Each set should have its OWN specific slur
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Fucking knitters +64
#22 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
Like you're one to talk.
I bet you shower without any clothes on, you sick fuck.
#113 - her parents probably made her keep the accent up or maybe …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Battle of The Cuntries 3 0
User avatar #115 - namnori (03/30/2015) [-]
Fair point... or maybe the story is bullshit
#4 - Picture 03/30/2015 on hover +3
#9 - >supposed to be superman's movie he knows he loses in t… 03/30/2015 on Evil Genius 0
#37 - I guess it doesn't matter since there are so many versions. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on The Joker +4
User avatar #59 - thenotsobaldeagle (03/30/2015) [-]
um.... wut. That sounds amazingly terrifying
#80 - RipperMan (03/30/2015) [-]
Sounds about right
User avatar #97 - thenotsobaldeagle (03/31/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT
User avatar #98 - thenotsobaldeagle (03/31/2015) [-]
IT'S REAL
#10 - that's the wrong side of the butt 03/30/2015 on BLAK WIDO +1
#6 - that eye was premade and added into the sand 03/30/2015 on Sandcastles 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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