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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
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Content Ranking:#6656
Comment Ranking:#257
Highest Content Rank:#1340
Highest Comment Rank:#255
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#23 - Picture 04/07/2015 on King Midas and Medusa +1
#129 - I'm a man and I just did it. it's not even hard. my legs are s…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Gaming positions +5
User avatar #177 - bronybox (04/07/2015) [-]
Exactly, but it's not comfortable and hard to do if you can at all do it. You have to force your leg into the position, you can't just do it. Kind of link people can't just bend their fingers the opposite direction, but you can always push on it to force the joint.
User avatar #160 - cormy (04/07/2015) [-]
I don't even have to strategically do anything, just force really fucking hard because my calve muscle is in the way and I actually leg day.
User avatar #176 - bronybox (04/07/2015) [-]
Right... You have to force it hard. Women just do it, it's entirely comfortable and a natural position for them.
User avatar #236 - cormy (04/07/2015) [-]
I have to force it because of my muscles, not because of my bone structure. If I didn't keep myself in shape, it wouldn't be hard.
I can cross my legs just fine, I only have to force to get my foot behind my leg as seen in the picture, which is an extremely retarded position even for women.
User avatar #250 - bronybox (04/07/2015) [-]
It's basically just a variation of parallel legs, and it is by no means retarded, it's perfectly normal and natural. You think it's because of your muscles, but if you had a wider hip, you could still do it.
User avatar #255 - cormy (04/08/2015) [-]
That really really doesn't make any sense, wider hips would mean a larger distance between your pelvic joints, which would mean a larger distance between your legs, which would mean a larger distance to cross to cross your legs WHICH WOULD MEAN A LARGER CROSSING ANGLE WHICH WOULD MEAN IT WOULD BE HARDER TO DOUBLE BACK WITH YOUR FOOT.
Seriously, this is all up to muscle girth. Larger thighs and calves makes this far harder than it should be for me.
Wider hips are not an advantage.
User avatar #164 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
bits as in genitals
#127 - it's the bow and the fat  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Kid Shaming +1
User avatar #139 - izdubar (04/07/2015) [-]
Well no shit, shelockbatman

You're right doe, those pseudo-quirky accessories that are often a red flag. Also fat.
#147 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/07/2015 on Guy infects himself with... +2
#198 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Old people +1
#197 - did you give up your seat?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Old people 0
#201 - aceboy (04/07/2015) [-]
Like hell I did.
That made her even angrier and so she just stood there, next to me, complaining for like 15 minutes for being an asshole to the elderly for not giving her the seat. Even the adults around started to bitch at her for not shutting the fuck up.


Good times.
#565 - nazi sympathizers are nazis in my book I don't care how re… 04/07/2015 on Indiana 0
#41 - 'Cause this is Thiller! 04/06/2015 on Internet Famous +3
#40 - Comment deleted 04/06/2015 on Internet Famous 0
#63 - Picture 04/06/2015 on things are different in anime +2
#62 - isqeq? 04/06/2015 on things are different in anime +1
#19 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Bunny Magic Trick +6
#89 - I thought this was where it was going at first 04/06/2015 on Feels 0
#59 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Assorted Internets #24 0
User avatar #62 - theplanetearth (04/06/2015) [-]
...Baday.
#67 - Picture 04/06/2015 on cool as god +1
#48 - Eren had to ******* coach her into before she would mov…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Lego batman +1
User avatar #49 - mirukawa (04/06/2015) [-]
I know.
I've read the manga and seen the anime mayne.
#316 - are you a themed account or actually a nazi?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Indiana 0
User avatar #418 - azumeow (04/06/2015) [-]
>Hammer and sickle
>Nazi
>sherlockbatman

Not sure if making joke or not....
User avatar #565 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
nazi sympathizers are nazis in my book
I don't care how red they are
User avatar #334 - Greevon (04/06/2015) [-]
Well, typically the soviets were doing their fair share of nazi bashing, albeit in a far more literal sense.

So he's just a /pol/ faggot.
#37 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Onward, my noble steed! 0
#105 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Easter news flash! 0
#117 - does this guy think pepe is pronounced peep ? is he prono… 04/06/2015 on Anon makes a new meme +2
#47 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Do you know this feel? 0
#31 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/05/2015 on daily dump +1
#33 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Harvey Birdman +8
#50 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Dancers take a stand... +8
#44 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Monks draw pictures +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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