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#70 - fire? where? 08/20/2012 on Reading the waterbook -1
#69 - turn melons into lemonade 08/20/2012 on Reading the waterbook +2
#51 - now that's how you an hero 08/20/2012 on Stay calm +4
#30 - firefox encountered an unexpected problem with windows 08/19/2012 on Be Tha Flower +3
#29 - Picture 08/19/2012 on Be Tha Flower +6
#174 - Plus, the skill with which he handles that gun really messed w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on It fucks you up 0
User avatar #175 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
well he is Batman so that automatically makes him the best at everything forever so I imagine the writers were banking on that
personally i think they weren't really thinking about the character but more-so on the impact that Batman's "death" would have on the DCU
#197 - "and that's how I wasted my one wish..." 08/19/2012 on ONE wish (#2) 0
#172 - lol that's a terrible reference for that argument Batman d…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on It fucks you up +1
User avatar #173 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
dude i completely agree
i use it as a reference, not because of who actually wins the fight, but because it wasn't about winning but about sending a message
Batman is the only person who can beat the everloving shit out of Superman just to send a message
if he wanted to, he could have won that fight hands down, but he wasn't trying to win, which makes it all the more awesome
And i final crisis really threw me off because of Batman shooting Darkseid, it was too out of character for Batman to be using guns in the first place
User avatar #174 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
Plus, the skill with which he handles that gun really messed with me
When I read that, I was thinking, "why the hell is Batman so good with that gun?"
he must practice sharpshooting a lot for someone who doesn't like guns
User avatar #175 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
well he is Batman so that automatically makes him the best at everything forever so I imagine the writers were banking on that
personally i think they weren't really thinking about the character but more-so on the impact that Batman's "death" would have on the DCU
#78 - 10+15=25 she's good to go 08/18/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 598 +21
#77 - Comment deleted 08/18/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 598 0
#5 - looks like popeye 08/18/2012 on natural troll face 0
#68 - at least you flooded the world with useless, magic jerks that … 08/18/2012 on ONE wish (#2) +3
#57 - no, that doesn't work you have to wish for more genies  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2012 on ONE wish (#2) +9
User avatar #75 - mrgoodbunny (08/18/2012) [-]
No, you have to wish the rules of genie didn't exist.
User avatar #197 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
"and that's how I wasted my one wish..."
User avatar #63 - ScottP (08/18/2012) [-]
What if none of the genies are legally obligated to serve you?
User avatar #68 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
at least you flooded the world with useless, magic jerks that pledge loyalty to no man
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User avatar #65 - ScottP (08/18/2012) [-]
Ah, there we go
#56 - mark twain 08/18/2012 on ONE wish (#2) +13
#85 - but it won't be chuck will always be the show that ended w… 08/18/2012 on TV Show Seasons By Quality 0
#5 - ... 08/18/2012 on Traffic +7
#46 - summer's almost over you don't have long left 08/18/2012 on TV Show Seasons By Quality +1
#45 - the last two seasons went downhill and the ending filled me wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2012 on TV Show Seasons By Quality +1
User avatar #64 - CRONIK (08/18/2012) [-]
it could be extended so easily
User avatar #85 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
but it won't be
chuck will always be the show that ended with half the main cast getting military grade amnesia
#25 - wasn't dobby CGI? 08/18/2012 on Behind the scenes 0
#168 - oh **** , what was I thinking? I love that. It…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2012 on It fucks you up +1
User avatar #169 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
really does man
it's a batman comic as it should be
i also use it as a reference in the arguments of why batman would beat superman in a fight
User avatar #172 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
lol that's a terrible reference for that argument
Batman dies in that fight
batman's better than Superman because he loses that fight
Being the better hero isn't about being a god, it's about being awesome
Batman could win any fight, but he'd have to be less Batman and more Deathstroke
like when he just straight up shoots Darkseid. He draws a gun faster than the speed of light, cocks it, and shoots Darkseid before his eye lasers can reach him.
It was awesome, but it wasn't really in the spirit of Batman
User avatar #173 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
dude i completely agree
i use it as a reference, not because of who actually wins the fight, but because it wasn't about winning but about sending a message
Batman is the only person who can beat the everloving shit out of Superman just to send a message
if he wanted to, he could have won that fight hands down, but he wasn't trying to win, which makes it all the more awesome
And i final crisis really threw me off because of Batman shooting Darkseid, it was too out of character for Batman to be using guns in the first place
User avatar #174 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
Plus, the skill with which he handles that gun really messed with me
When I read that, I was thinking, "why the hell is Batman so good with that gun?"
he must practice sharpshooting a lot for someone who doesn't like guns
User avatar #175 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
well he is Batman so that automatically makes him the best at everything forever so I imagine the writers were banking on that
personally i think they weren't really thinking about the character but more-so on the impact that Batman's "death" would have on the DCU
#141 - they're animating the dark knight rises?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2012 on It fucks you up +1
User avatar #143 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
Dark Knight Returns dude
ya know, Frank Miller, one of the most influential batman comics every written, batman beats the shit out of superman
the good stuff
User avatar #168 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
oh shit, what was I thinking?
I love that. It's my second favorite Batman comic
Year One, then Dark Knight Returns
those two comics completely sum up everything Batman is.
User avatar #169 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
really does man
it's a batman comic as it should be
i also use it as a reference in the arguments of why batman would beat superman in a fight
User avatar #172 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
lol that's a terrible reference for that argument
Batman dies in that fight
batman's better than Superman because he loses that fight
Being the better hero isn't about being a god, it's about being awesome
Batman could win any fight, but he'd have to be less Batman and more Deathstroke
like when he just straight up shoots Darkseid. He draws a gun faster than the speed of light, cocks it, and shoots Darkseid before his eye lasers can reach him.
It was awesome, but it wasn't really in the spirit of Batman
User avatar #173 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
dude i completely agree
i use it as a reference, not because of who actually wins the fight, but because it wasn't about winning but about sending a message
Batman is the only person who can beat the everloving shit out of Superman just to send a message
if he wanted to, he could have won that fight hands down, but he wasn't trying to win, which makes it all the more awesome
And i final crisis really threw me off because of Batman shooting Darkseid, it was too out of character for Batman to be using guns in the first place
User avatar #174 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
Plus, the skill with which he handles that gun really messed with me
When I read that, I was thinking, "why the hell is Batman so good with that gun?"
he must practice sharpshooting a lot for someone who doesn't like guns
User avatar #175 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
well he is Batman so that automatically makes him the best at everything forever so I imagine the writers were banking on that
personally i think they weren't really thinking about the character but more-so on the impact that Batman's "death" would have on the DCU
#138 - Mark retired from voicing the Joker after Arkham City, so if w…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2012 on It fucks you up 0
User avatar #140 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
actually mark said he'd come back to do the killing joke, although it'll probably be a while before he does it, since DC is focusing on animating DKR at the moment
here's to hoping though
User avatar #141 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
they're animating the dark knight rises?
User avatar #143 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
Dark Knight Returns dude
ya know, Frank Miller, one of the most influential batman comics every written, batman beats the shit out of superman
the good stuff
User avatar #168 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
oh shit, what was I thinking?
I love that. It's my second favorite Batman comic
Year One, then Dark Knight Returns
those two comics completely sum up everything Batman is.
User avatar #169 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
really does man
it's a batman comic as it should be
i also use it as a reference in the arguments of why batman would beat superman in a fight
User avatar #172 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
lol that's a terrible reference for that argument
Batman dies in that fight
batman's better than Superman because he loses that fight
Being the better hero isn't about being a god, it's about being awesome
Batman could win any fight, but he'd have to be less Batman and more Deathstroke
like when he just straight up shoots Darkseid. He draws a gun faster than the speed of light, cocks it, and shoots Darkseid before his eye lasers can reach him.
It was awesome, but it wasn't really in the spirit of Batman
User avatar #173 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
dude i completely agree
i use it as a reference, not because of who actually wins the fight, but because it wasn't about winning but about sending a message
Batman is the only person who can beat the everloving shit out of Superman just to send a message
if he wanted to, he could have won that fight hands down, but he wasn't trying to win, which makes it all the more awesome
And i final crisis really threw me off because of Batman shooting Darkseid, it was too out of character for Batman to be using guns in the first place
User avatar #174 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
Plus, the skill with which he handles that gun really messed with me
When I read that, I was thinking, "why the hell is Batman so good with that gun?"
he must practice sharpshooting a lot for someone who doesn't like guns
User avatar #175 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
well he is Batman so that automatically makes him the best at everything forever so I imagine the writers were banking on that
personally i think they weren't really thinking about the character but more-so on the impact that Batman's "death" would have on the DCU
#134 - I didn't know Mark Hamill was a method actor 08/18/2012 on It fucks you up +12
#132 - not much to get, is there? still, interesting reference …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2012 on It fucks you up +4
#136 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
i thought it fitting, dispite mark never actually doing the monologue
by far one of my favorite joker stories
User avatar #138 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
Mark retired from voicing the Joker after Arkham City, so if we ever want to hear this speech, I think it'll have to be John DiMaggio
User avatar #140 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
actually mark said he'd come back to do the killing joke, although it'll probably be a while before he does it, since DC is focusing on animating DKR at the moment
here's to hoping though
User avatar #141 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
they're animating the dark knight rises?
User avatar #143 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
Dark Knight Returns dude
ya know, Frank Miller, one of the most influential batman comics every written, batman beats the shit out of superman
the good stuff
User avatar #168 - sherlockbatman (08/18/2012) [-]
oh shit, what was I thinking?
I love that. It's my second favorite Batman comic
Year One, then Dark Knight Returns
those two comics completely sum up everything Batman is.
User avatar #169 - thatmetalkid (08/18/2012) [-]
really does man
it's a batman comic as it should be
i also use it as a reference in the arguments of why batman would beat superman in a fight
User avatar #172 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
lol that's a terrible reference for that argument
Batman dies in that fight
batman's better than Superman because he loses that fight
Being the better hero isn't about being a god, it's about being awesome
Batman could win any fight, but he'd have to be less Batman and more Deathstroke
like when he just straight up shoots Darkseid. He draws a gun faster than the speed of light, cocks it, and shoots Darkseid before his eye lasers can reach him.
It was awesome, but it wasn't really in the spirit of Batman
User avatar #173 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
dude i completely agree
i use it as a reference, not because of who actually wins the fight, but because it wasn't about winning but about sending a message
Batman is the only person who can beat the everloving shit out of Superman just to send a message
if he wanted to, he could have won that fight hands down, but he wasn't trying to win, which makes it all the more awesome
And i final crisis really threw me off because of Batman shooting Darkseid, it was too out of character for Batman to be using guns in the first place
User avatar #174 - sherlockbatman (08/19/2012) [-]
Plus, the skill with which he handles that gun really messed with me
When I read that, I was thinking, "why the hell is Batman so good with that gun?"
he must practice sharpshooting a lot for someone who doesn't like guns
User avatar #175 - thatmetalkid (08/19/2012) [-]
well he is Batman so that automatically makes him the best at everything forever so I imagine the writers were banking on that
personally i think they weren't really thinking about the character but more-so on the impact that Batman's "death" would have on the DCU
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You've sent me flying into laughter.

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