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shelleykimallen

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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:6/14/2015
Location:Croydon
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Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:273
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Favorite Tags: Grand Theft Auto (4) | Cats (3) | Giovanna Plowman (3) | cat (2) | Cleverbot (2) | robert patterson (2) | You (2)
Just a gamer called shelley yes im a girl but don't give a shit, yes i make sandwiches and spend a lot the time playing xbox or in the kitchen.

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#18 - That dog is more happy than i will ever be in my entire life.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2015 on Siberian Husky gets an ice... +14
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#30 - areancoconut (06/14/2015) [-]
Unless you kill yourself!
#89 - As someone who uses the metric system, wtf is 67 ounces and 16 ounces,  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2015 on Coke Vs. Water 0
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#121 - danrmanalt (06/15/2015) [-]
dunno why they put 67 ounces, never seen it referred to as that, but that's roughly 2 liters. 16 ounces is a pint, or .473 liters
#98 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
It doesn't really matter about the ounces, one is 4 times larger than the other and cheaper.

As someone who uses both imperial and metric why do Europeans measure weight in kilograms, when kilograms measures mass?
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#93 - alfrebecht (06/14/2015) [-]
it probably would have taken you less time to type this into google.
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#92 - themajesticsnail (06/14/2015) [-]
An ounce is around... 28 grams, but no idea about fluid ounces. I'll assume a fluid ounce is the volume an ounce of water occupies.
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#94 - alfrebecht (06/14/2015) [-]
Right, a fluid ounce is volume, not weight.
about .03 liters.

You want to be really confused, the US sells 20 ounce small sodas, but 2 liter big ones. (that's what 67 ounces is)
#75 - Now the real question is, Does it have wifi? 06/14/2015 on I love it +3
#57 - Messi in 40 years be like. 06/14/2015 on (untitled) 0
#31 - Rockstar games be like. 06/14/2015 on Headshot 0
#6 - This is me when i get up but only my fat 03/10/2014 on This is the title 0
#16 - damn that body proportion is just ****** up. The neck  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on This Hits Home +1
#18 - buffalogriller (03/10/2014) [-]
and his legs.. and everything else too..
#67 - anon (03/11/2014) [-]
There is a lot of padding in the upper back/neck region placed in certain uniforms due to the enormous amount of weight shouldered by these men. There is nothing wrong with the leg, he is resting his elbow on the helmet that is resting on the leg.

Also, Mr. Armchair General, let's see you do better.
#80 - buffalogriller (03/11/2014) [-]
Just look at the Head/torso ratio.
#27 - I can't understand this post in anyway due me being british da…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on just thought about it the... +1
#48 - cyoar (03/10/2014) [-]
>mcdonalds cheeseburger
>not tasting like a soulles patty between 2 peices of cardboard bread
#46 - superperfectgal (03/10/2014) [-]
I want BN's back.
And not the shifty, round remakes.
I want the original, square, chocolate ones.
#45 - anon (03/10/2014) [-]
Fuck you for making me hungry with that picture.
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#38 - douevensax (03/10/2014) [-]
Why do you think we have so many fat people?
#3 - Lol good one, i Lol'd 03/08/2014 on Looks like he's RIGHT +1
#63 - For you admin for being an epic troll.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Check if your account was... +1
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#72 - PrinceZukosLover (03/08/2014) [-]
Random user is a troll: thumbs down
Admin is a troll: thumbs up

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#77 - doesthislookunsure (03/08/2014) [-]
Because he's the Admin.
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#79 - PrinceZukosLover (03/08/2014) [-]
And that really makes a difference?
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#81 - doesthislookunsure (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes
because he keeps the site alive, whilst not spamming unfunny shit
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#82 - PrinceZukosLover (03/08/2014) [-]
Whilst not spamming unfunny shit... sooo that doesnt include the six or seven text posts full of blatant bullshit right?
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#84 - doesthislookunsure (03/08/2014) [-]
You can disable them from the settings
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#83 - include (03/08/2014) [-]
I think it does.
#96 - PrinceZukosLover (03/08/2014) [-]
Look, here's the thing. My account is something like 3 or 4 years old, and I was on long before I made an account. I can assume you two were also on for a year or two (at least) before making accounts, though both of yours are less than a year old. A few years ago, 'admin' was the biggest piece of shit to the members of the site, and enjoyed playing games with us for his own enjoyment (when he pretended to be the director instead of admin or some shit, I don't remember the name he chose). Now, all of the sudden, with more users than ever before, he suddenly needs money because people wont advertise. Is this true? Possibly, but I doubt it. Anyway, moral of the story, admin has pulled shit in the past and I doubt this is any different, and people keep fucking following him like lost puppy dogs. Its annoying as fuck.