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this cute girl i know for a month i fingered her pussy and about to bang here. then i remembered how HARAM it is and ran away.comment
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#1953 - EdwardNigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Ways.
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#1954 - shekelnator (1 hour ago) [-]
i bet the infidels told you....
#1950 - t. syrianassassin  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on EdwardNigma's profile 0
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#1951 - EdwardNigma (1 hour ago) [-]
I know.
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#1952 - shekelnator (1 hour ago) [-]
oh fug how?
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#1953 - EdwardNigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Ways.
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#1954 - shekelnator (1 hour ago) [-]
i bet the infidels told you....
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#1949 - EdwardNigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Not stoked.
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#1950 - shekelnator (1 hour ago) [-]
t. syrianassassin
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#1951 - EdwardNigma (1 hour ago) [-]
I know.
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#1952 - shekelnator (1 hour ago) [-]
oh fug how?
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#1953 - EdwardNigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Ways.
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i bet the infidels told you....
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User avatar #563 - shekelnator (01/11/2016) [-]
ahmedali and squortle da fug u guys doing here?
User avatar #564 to #563 - walhor (20 hours ago) [-]
squortle is another of konrads proxies
#559 - falloutvictim (01/10/2016) [-]
so omar omar
whats new in the land of kebabs and camels?
#561 to #560 - falloutvictim (01/11/2016) [-]
soooooo
any new infidels youre giving **** on the religion board?
User avatar #562 to #561 - shekelnator (01/11/2016) [-]
is busy in KC
#546 - joshlol (12/31/2015) [-]
your new gf
User avatar #547 to #546 - shekelnator (12/31/2015) [-]
who is she?
#550 to #548 - mrsdooliddle (01/01/2016) [-]
dont worry, shekel has had sex with men before
#543 - Zaxplab (12/31/2015) [-]
Gondola is representation of humankind's collective inner anguish.
User avatar #541 - walhor (12/31/2015) [-]
What'cha think of my new avatar?
User avatar #545 to #542 - walhor (12/31/2015) [-]
:'(
#529 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
Happy holidays dude
You probably don't celebrate any of the **** id say merry and happy to these few weeks


Just uhhhh be happy n stuff
Git gud
User avatar #522 - Zaxplab (12/23/2015) [-]
Dude now that we can block channels people we can block undertale and anime and the Salt Industry will finally be profitable.
#523 to #522 - shekelnator (12/23/2015) [-]
REALLY?!

THATS A THING!?

NO MORE ANIME!
NO MORE BRONY
NO MORE UNDERTALE
NO MORE WHATEVER I DONT LIKE

IS IN IN HEAVEN!!!!
User avatar #524 to #523 - Zaxplab (12/23/2015) [-]
I still haven't used it. I want to save it for some ******** nazi like bloodcuckulation
#525 to #524 - shekelnator (12/23/2015) [-]
tbh nazi post for the lulz
#520 - pickledcookie (12/23/2015) [-]
that moment shekel finds out he'll be forever alone

User avatar #521 to #520 - shekelnator (12/23/2015) [-]
jeee. i wonder who are you
User avatar #526 to #521 - walhor (12/24/2015) [-]
he's as nice as always

btw merry christmas Omar
User avatar #527 to #526 - shekelnator (12/24/2015) [-]
happy pagan holiday to you too infidel
#530 to #527 - dolandukky (12/27/2015) [-]
gotta love how walnut makes 99% of his comments as anon, so terrified of the big bad red thumbs, and only comments using his profile, on other peoples profiles where he cant get thumbed
User avatar #532 to #530 - walhor (12/27/2015) [-]
gotta love how kongo makes 100% of his replies/thumbs towards me on his proxies, so terrified of the big bad admin, and only comments with his proxies
User avatar #531 to #530 - shekelnator (12/27/2015) [-]
konrad thats you!?

***** where have you been?
#533 to #531 - chekkibrekki (12/28/2015) [-]
lurking,
why... you miss me?
dun go gay on me arab

User avatar #534 to #533 - shekelnator (12/28/2015) [-]
getting ban hammered as always?

***** u fail troll
#535 to #534 - chekkibrekki (12/28/2015) [-]
no havent been banned... dont sit still long enough for it


what about you.... stone that woman to death for not marrying you?
#537 to #536 - falloutvictim (12/29/2015) [-]
what

a woman refuses you and you dont kill her

****** beta arab

how are you anyway achmed? bomb any americans lately
#539 to #538 - falloutvictim (12/30/2015) [-]
yeah just been laying low, but im here to terrorize you again

so hows my fave homo arab
**** any more men lately?
User avatar #540 to #539 - shekelnator (12/30/2015) [-]
eww no haram
#551 to #540 - mrsdooliddle (01/01/2016) [-]
haram didnt stop you those other two times

and we know you homo for your muslim friend schnizel
User avatar #552 to #551 - shekelnator (01/02/2016) [-]
ban hammered again
#554 to #552 - falloutvictim (01/06/2016) [-]
no still here

cant leave my homo arab bro without a straight western friend can i?
User avatar #555 to #554 - shekelnator (01/06/2016) [-]
***** come to krautchan
#556 to #555 - schnuzzel (01/08/2016) [-]
krautchan?

User avatar #557 to #556 - shekelnator (01/08/2016) [-]
yes krautchan /int/
#558 to #557 - schnuzzel (01/08/2016) [-]
idk wtf that is Mr Kebab
User avatar #553 to #552 - walhor (01/03/2016) [-]
Not that its any suprise anymore

its not like he ever learns
User avatar #528 to #527 - walhor (12/24/2015) [-]
Hehe, what else should I say?
User avatar #518 - Zaxplab (12/18/2015) [-]
I have something you might like.


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User avatar #519 to #518 - shekelnator (12/18/2015) [-]
he is fugged
User avatar #497 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
Do you have a Jewbook account?
User avatar #498 to #497 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
JIDF invaded my account and i locked it. dont want to log in there.
User avatar #499 to #498 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
Make a new one or I'll probably neverhear from you again
#500 to #499 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
ohyes shlomo. so the JIDF can invade me again.

plus why fagbook?
User avatar #501 to #500 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
Because I don't use any other form of communication aside from Skype
And skype is ************* and ****** my phone up.
If I'm gonna be the only reason you use it don't bother.
#502 to #501 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
you can always contact me on my email address ether than skype and faggotjunk. or come join KC and have serious discuss with buffed up gay israely judens on incest love and anti semite
User avatar #504 to #503 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
Krautchan
User avatar #506 to #504 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
I'll stick to your email
User avatar #510 to #506 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
y u dont like FJ?
User avatar #508 to #506 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
5 minutes i will delete the message
User avatar #511 to #508 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
I sent my contact to your email.
I'm done being on a site full of ********* ...its been ten years. Ten years of trolls and internet wars.
Time to move on one of many pieces of childhood I must leave
#512 to #511 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
i saw it
>not having the joy of ***********
<this
User avatar #514 to #512 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
Correction. *********** is only fun around irl friends
User avatar #513 to #512 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
I never found it fun. Its always been something to defend against for me. Before it was even called *********** .
A man can only put up with so much insanity before he himself becomes insane
#515 to #513 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
listen here shlomo.

*********** is only designed for trolling.

look at me. i ******** most of the time and pissed people more than Moses pissed of the pharaoh and his citizens.

“Trolling is a art.„
—Obvious troll

you gotta join the trolling circlejerk to be able to adapt on the modern internet and defeat ur anti semite enemies for the lulz

Over the years, cases of amateur failtrolls and users on the losing side of an argument have created a misconception about what trolling really is. Some interwebs users think that now yelling TROLO and UMAD will make them a successful troll. Many 13 year old boys have found the internet an excellent place to get on their soapbox and spout unsolicited opinions, which is the major cause of arguing on the internet. Trolling both sides, though entertaining, is a very easy form of trolling and thus is often used by newer, inexperienced trolls. As it's become commonplace, it's also become a common excuse for a user who loses an internet argument. To say that they never intended to win the argument the entire time is a justification for their inadequate argument skills.
Since then, the definition of trolling (through eliciting an argument) has devolved into anyone trying to elicit an argument altogether. Though this technically fits the definition of the troll, the intention behind arguing is what makes the difference. Remember: to be considered a troll, the user must have had the intention of trolling from the beginning. If there isn't some subtle hint of the intention to troll during the argument, the user is either a failtroll or a fail arguer.
Additionally, as stated before, many interwebs users only choose to argue as an excuse to spout their unwanted opinions. By failing, the troll has given that user an excellent excuse to do so; causing the troll to backfire and thus troll himself.

Mastery over trolling methods is not what makes a master troll, but rather the implementation of these methods. A good parallel would be comparing cooks to chefs. A master troll creates and implements his or her own recipes, and begins as a career troll, giving priority to the rigorous study, practice, and combining of the areas of properly executed logical fallacies, social science, drama-generating techniques, and the identification and appreciation of other trolls.
A good tip to remember when trolling is to make people rage without actually giving away too much. Think of it as standing on a line, but not crossing it. Make your arguments/responses/questions seem logical and reasonable yet almost extremist. Tyyp1NG liek a ******** and using 1337 can help when trolling a Grammar Nazi or other retards, if you don't overdo it.
Admitting to trolling will also nullify your status as a troll, making you a failtroll. The troll is by and large a silent hero in the shadows and lives by this honor; he is Anonymous. There can be some liberties made towards close acquaintances of the troll who may already know his intentions.
User avatar #516 to #515 - unforgivenfive (12/17/2015) [-]
Nice copy pasta.
I've experienced both sides. There are no longer any lulz in trolling or *********** for me.
I like being real.
Have fun with your ****** board chabibi I will keep in touch
User avatar #517 to #516 - shekelnator (12/17/2015) [-]
bu *but**
#477 - profssortwntyight (12/15/2015) [-]
I love your filter
User avatar #478 to #477 - shekelnator (12/15/2015) [-]
filter?
#479 to #478 - profssortwntyight (12/15/2015) [-]
On your avatar. To show how much you support russia
User avatar #480 to #479 - shekelnator (12/15/2015) [-]
ah ty
#481 to #480 - profssortwntyight (12/15/2015) [-]
You're welcome dear
User avatar #472 - republicofserbia (12/07/2015) [-]
Hey man do you know where your friend iexs is from?
User avatar #473 to #472 - shekelnator (12/07/2015) [-]
sweden i guess
#470 - shekelnator (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello KC

this is syrianassassin
User avatar #493 to #470 - Zaxplab (12/16/2015) [-]
Dude Omar is in your name twice?
User avatar #494 to #493 - shekelnator (12/16/2015) [-]
Omar: Me
Mohammad: Dad
Omar: Grandpa
Adnan: Gandpa dad
User avatar #495 to #494 - Zaxplab (12/16/2015) [-]
I don't get it. Will your son's name be something like ______ Omar Mohammad Omar?
User avatar #496 to #495 - shekelnator (12/16/2015) [-]
i will name my son Muhammad and he will name his son Omar.

it is family tradition thing. glorifying the names of out father.

the thing is i wont name my son. it is my aunts who will
#468 - Zaxplab (12/04/2015) [-]
Have you found the Spurdo Village yet?
User avatar #469 to #468 - shekelnator (12/04/2015) [-]
yes

i god fugged for going to the fug shob
User avatar #467 - turtletroll (12/03/2015) [-]
Found you faggot
User avatar #463 - shekelnator (12/01/2015) [-]
ianosity what are you doing in here?

nothing to watch! except some ********* and shameful memorys
#464 to #463 - ianosity (12/01/2015) [-]
IVE BEEN SPOTTED
User avatar #459 - alfonshister (11/29/2015) [-]
Your content was deleted?

And i see, you also play Undertale. Psyche.
User avatar #460 to #459 - shekelnator (11/29/2015) [-]
i deleted it because it wasnt D E S I G N A T E D enough,

i finished all the endings for undertale
User avatar #461 to #460 - alfonshister (11/29/2015) [-]
sick.

I don't think i would like to go for genocide, and i' not even jewish.


And you really went and tried all possible boss-combinations out?
User avatar #462 to #461 - shekelnator (11/29/2015) [-]
yup.

for genocide it wasnt much deal except for Sans.
in natural i kill normal mobs and spare the bosses.
for the true pacifist. ya know... just dont attack anyone
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