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|#101 - Yeah I don't know man. I hope they'll return when I'm unbanned [+] (14 new replies)||01/04/2013 on cristianpopescu's profile||0|
|#98 - Hey bro~ [+] (17 new replies)||01/04/2013 on cristianpopescu's profile||0|
|#202 - Yeah, I quit around episode 9. This wasn't what I needed||01/04/2013 on markedone's profile||0|
|#200 - I got banned for allegedly posting **** in the SF… [+] (2 new replies)||01/04/2013 on markedone's profile||0|
|#198 - Hey bro [+] (4 new replies)||01/04/2013 on markedone's profile||0|
#200 - sheepyhead (01/04/2013) [-]
I got banned for allegedly posting NSFW in the SFW section. I have no idea what it is about, but some guy complained in the complaint section about this link: "funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo/Master+of+Romance/ttyjGgg/6#6"
Not sure if it was me, but ten days ban without a warning is too harsh.
|#29 - No.||01/04/2013 on True love||0|
|#11 - Because this post is old as tits.||01/04/2013 on Know the difference||+6|
|#28 - This is why I love metronome. One time, me and a friend did a …||01/04/2013 on Pokemon 18+||0|
|#1 - Hey bro [+] (20 new replies)||01/04/2013 on impaledsandwich's profile||0|
#8 - impaledsandwich (01/04/2013) [-]
I never knew that was even possible. How could our Dear and Sparkly Leader possibly get any worse?
Oh, I ran into Hanako on your status. I almost had a fun, insane conversation, but I'm still waiting on a reply. I'm also wondering whether or not to go full-throttle RP mode, because I've really been holding back. Of course, for my character to work I have to drag in aliens, an alternate universe, and shittons of tanks.
#12 - impaledsandwich (01/04/2013) [-]
I mean, those things are just the backstory. In normal conversation they almost certainly wouldn't come up, but to explain why he's/I'm here would require such a twisting of the world that... that... that I'd run out of metaphors. At least he's/I'm human, though, if a bit shell-shocked and lacerated. Fuck it, if you're interested I could give you a backstory to my backstory, but it would take a little while.
#16 - impaledsandwich (01/04/2013) [-]
You didn't say no. If it worked with Hanako...
So a few years ago my friend showed me a game/site called NationStates. You create a nation, do a survey to determine you beginning government type, and deal with national issues. The rest is all forums. Some of them are RPs, others are factbooks that describe the nation in ridiculous detail, and some are completely out-of-character nuthouses. Fun times. I then stuck to a group of a couple nations whose players were very good RPers, and over time I've developed my history and skills.
About 3 billion years ago on a gas giant called Garzah in some other galaxy, the first civilization developed. That's the Government-approved story, anyway, and so is the rest of this account. The natives called themselves Gelzeh, and were, in short, hydrogen-filled, six-tentacled predatory floating octopi. They finally got their shit together and united after only one war. Nevermind the fact that that war wiped out about half of the planet's population. Over the next few billion years, they got into space, explored, met aliens, and exterminated the ones they didn't like, conquering the rest. About 1.6 billion years ago, they controlled nearly all of the universe, and once their society-completely built on war-was at peace, it began to crumble immediately, and after only a few million years (think of the distance), the Garzian Empire was reduced to an arm of their galaxy. Some religious stuff happened, and then some wars to try to retake lost space, but they were still stuck in that one galaxy. About 2000 years ago, yet another war broke out, but it was so intense and hellish that not only was Garzah burned and hidden from the universe, but the galaxy itself was in tatters, with stars being used as enormous bombs. The Gelzeh, however, escaped, and used the very-risky time drive to get the hell out of there.
They ended up on a planet that we have yet to name, and apparently 2000 years in the future. The planet was in its medieval period, and the Gelzeh quickly crushed an island in the middle of an ocean. Once the human population was subdued, no one went in or out of there for over a millennium.
In the planet's 20th century, the new Garzian Empire finally interacted with the world, got involved with wars, etc., and got a reputation as uncivilized barbarians who are always eager to commit a war crime. In 1945, a human revolution broke out after more than a thousand years of oppression, and after only a few months the Gelzeh were driven off the planet and into space, and that's where I left them for now. The humans left there, meanwhile, had a lot of rebuilding to do, because the violence of a world war was concentrated into a few months and one small country. And then there were some wars again.
So that's basically the abridged version, and if you have any specific questions, feel free to ask. What do you think?
#20 - impaledsandwich (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes. So much yes.
At some point the Government commissions a team of scientists to create something better than hyperdrive, and ends up with interuniversal communication. I even have a lab to do it in, thanks to one of my favorite RPs. Anyway, it eventually gets to the public, and a young former soldier, 17-year-old Varan Niers, starts messing around with it. Oh, I forgot to mention that people 16 and over are effectively considered adults. War, cigarettes, porn, and everything.
|#16 - Brofist is an anagram of Bifrost :O [+] (1 new reply)||01/04/2013 on Has science gone too far?||+4|