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#221 - Point to note: when Grint was asked why he didn't turn the ess… 04/20/2013 on Harry Potter Facts Part 2 +7
#687 - **shazain rolls 7,579,594** 04/07/2013 on Im so lucky 0
#686 - **shazain rolls 6,491** who will i get married to?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Im so lucky 0
#687 - shazain (04/07/2013) [-]
**shazain rolls 7,579,594**
#183 - Raw Wood 04/07/2013 on some OC 0
#48 - No friction makes it more fluid. Hence, you have less control over it. 03/13/2013 on AWESOMESAUCE +2
#45 - Very impractical. Although hand is being held up by magnetism,…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on AWESOMESAUCE +2
#47 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
Having no friction would allow the mouse to move more precisely than with a desk. you can still allow your weight to fall on the mouse, and that's what makes it so impervious to prosecution. You can move your hand freely and precisely without many mistakes, as opposed to the misclicking that can happen when you have a desk that has too much friction with the mouse.
#48 - shazain (03/13/2013) [-]
No friction makes it more fluid. Hence, you have less control over it.
#55 - Fine, Op confirmed, but if he hadn't, there is no way you coul…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Green Text Worthwhile Read -2
#56 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
I've done fabulous self-representing thus far (2 for 2 isn't bad), but that's neither here nor there. While you present yet another logical fallacy, Mr. Lawyer, I'll take my leave and allow you to wallow in the cesspool of your stupidity.
User avatar #109 - scilla (03/12/2013) [-]
Here's a 3rd point, he wouldn't still refer to her as 'she' if he found out that she was not really a 'she'.
#60 - jazzytheferret (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh my...I hope no one gets hurt here.
#52 - You are so incredibly pathetic at analysing data. Point me to …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Green Text Worthwhile Read -3
#54 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
"clearly says". . .

Wait, so are people like you the reason that movies need to spell out the plot in big capital letters, having characters state and re-state the obvious in the fear that the audience might forget what's going on because it's not clearly stated throughout the film?

Because, before just now, I thought that was a byproduct of bad writing. I didn't realize there were people so dense that they would angrily demand a clear statement of intent from the writer due to a personal inability to interpret and deduce. I am really, truly sorry for your disability.

P.S. - The OP already confirmed it was a faux pas.
#55 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Fine, Op confirmed, but if he hadn't, there is no way you could've proven it. Do the world a favor and never become a lawyer. Because in the court of law, we don't rely on "implications." You need fucking hard solid facts.
#56 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
I've done fabulous self-representing thus far (2 for 2 isn't bad), but that's neither here nor there. While you present yet another logical fallacy, Mr. Lawyer, I'll take my leave and allow you to wallow in the cesspool of your stupidity.
User avatar #109 - scilla (03/12/2013) [-]
Here's a 3rd point, he wouldn't still refer to her as 'she' if he found out that she was not really a 'she'.
#60 - jazzytheferret (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh my...I hope no one gets hurt here.
#48 - Neither does it imply anywhere that she did not in fact have a penis.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Green Text Worthwhile Read -3
#51 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
Are you seriously trying to debate this?

If you want to have fantasies about fucking a shemale from McDonalds, that's your gig. But don't try to insist that because you lack basic reading comprehension skills, then your fantasies must be imposed upon reality.
#52 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
You are so incredibly pathetic at analysing data. Point me to one place in the whole text is clearly says she was a female without a dick. How can you firmly say that the anon is not into shemales? Do you know him personally? No. You're just basing it off of probability, that he probably isn't into shemales. But you're a fucktard who can't admit to what evidence shows and doesn't.
#54 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
"clearly says". . .

Wait, so are people like you the reason that movies need to spell out the plot in big capital letters, having characters state and re-state the obvious in the fear that the audience might forget what's going on because it's not clearly stated throughout the film?

Because, before just now, I thought that was a byproduct of bad writing. I didn't realize there were people so dense that they would angrily demand a clear statement of intent from the writer due to a personal inability to interpret and deduce. I am really, truly sorry for your disability.

P.S. - The OP already confirmed it was a faux pas.
#55 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Fine, Op confirmed, but if he hadn't, there is no way you could've proven it. Do the world a favor and never become a lawyer. Because in the court of law, we don't rely on "implications." You need fucking hard solid facts.
#56 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
I've done fabulous self-representing thus far (2 for 2 isn't bad), but that's neither here nor there. While you present yet another logical fallacy, Mr. Lawyer, I'll take my leave and allow you to wallow in the cesspool of your stupidity.
User avatar #109 - scilla (03/12/2013) [-]
Here's a 3rd point, he wouldn't still refer to her as 'she' if he found out that she was not really a 'she'.
#60 - jazzytheferret (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh my...I hope no one gets hurt here.
#43 - Nevermind, now I realize you were answering my question. But h…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Green Text Worthwhile Read -4
#45 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
The person who said it was faux pas was 'Scilla', not me.
Since he posted the content, let's assume he knows what he is talking about.

Better question though; why do I (or anyone) need to prove it? The text itself implies it was a slip up on OP's part, not that she actually has a penis. If you're assuming otherwise, then you're inserting your own fantasies into the work, which is perfectly fine; it's whatever makes you happy, I guess.
#48 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Neither does it imply anywhere that she did not in fact have a penis.
#51 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
Are you seriously trying to debate this?

If you want to have fantasies about fucking a shemale from McDonalds, that's your gig. But don't try to insist that because you lack basic reading comprehension skills, then your fantasies must be imposed upon reality.
#52 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
You are so incredibly pathetic at analysing data. Point me to one place in the whole text is clearly says she was a female without a dick. How can you firmly say that the anon is not into shemales? Do you know him personally? No. You're just basing it off of probability, that he probably isn't into shemales. But you're a fucktard who can't admit to what evidence shows and doesn't.
#54 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
"clearly says". . .

Wait, so are people like you the reason that movies need to spell out the plot in big capital letters, having characters state and re-state the obvious in the fear that the audience might forget what's going on because it's not clearly stated throughout the film?

Because, before just now, I thought that was a byproduct of bad writing. I didn't realize there were people so dense that they would angrily demand a clear statement of intent from the writer due to a personal inability to interpret and deduce. I am really, truly sorry for your disability.

P.S. - The OP already confirmed it was a faux pas.
#55 - shazain (03/12/2013) [-]
Fine, Op confirmed, but if he hadn't, there is no way you could've proven it. Do the world a favor and never become a lawyer. Because in the court of law, we don't rely on "implications." You need fucking hard solid facts.
#56 - meowthre (03/12/2013) [-]
I've done fabulous self-representing thus far (2 for 2 isn't bad), but that's neither here nor there. While you present yet another logical fallacy, Mr. Lawyer, I'll take my leave and allow you to wallow in the cesspool of your stupidity.
User avatar #109 - scilla (03/12/2013) [-]
Here's a 3rd point, he wouldn't still refer to her as 'she' if he found out that she was not really a 'she'.
#60 - jazzytheferret (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh my...I hope no one gets hurt here.

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#34 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
#189 - shazain ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
You're an insensitive asshole for posting that picture of a pig.

You demand taking down picture of a pig, while you post content calling other people fags what is in other meaning homosexual, dont you find that noone finds it funny when you call someone fag and it hurts peoples feelings like the pig hurts yours.
so am i the stupid one or you are destined to rule the earth?
I got one more question
If the islam is region of peace, why they make people join it in front of gun/guns?
#36 to #34 - shazain (09/14/2012) [-]
I wish you didn't post this as anon so you could see my reply.
#37 to #36 - anonymous (09/15/2012) [-]
i can follow up to your profile as anon with no problem.
i'm not from wester part of world (read europe or USA), so i have no idea whats going on there.
And place where i live fag is more often used to say people that they like same gender as they are... (you might get locked up while you call yourself homosexua, so often there is used relative words)
i dont see you holding gun in your hand, but according to that logic, 1 islam represeter does it, all are to blame. The same thing with the movie what came out in usa, it was only one mentaly challange persons work and yet your region blames whole country.
In cambodia intsidents where muslims make people quit their religion and make them beliving in allah is quite often happening, but the media dont care about it, it is never shown i national places. There are several farmers who have had been killed because they sayed no.
#38 to #37 - shazain (09/15/2012) [-]
SO just because one Muslim does it, all are to blame?
#39 to #38 - anonymous (09/15/2012) [-]
if you havent seen pictures there are like 200-300 in one place shooting, and burning a flag.
One mentally challange group makes a horrible movie and all americans are to blame?
same thing different perspectiv.
I dont blame them for dooing this (burning flag and standing what you belive in) but... to irritate bigger nation like this is just wrong. You could make a group of layers and stuff and go to court and make them ban the movie and make those lunatics go to mental hospital, but now when there are some americans dead, noone will consider it as an option. There are sevreal people over the world who have been given or charged guilty like this.
#41 to #39 - shazain (09/15/2012) [-]
Read this comment, so you know that real Muslims like me exist who show the true Islam by condemning such attacks and feel very sad and disgusted by these attacks. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4094304/christains+and+muslims/458#458
#40 to #39 - shazain (09/15/2012) [-]
Exactly my point. Us educated Muslims want to do it in a humane way by protesting like civilized humans, taking them to court, etc. And there are **** TONS of people like that. But answer this question. If you're a newscaster, would you film the 100 people protesting like civilized human beings or would you film the 25 people burning the flags and stuff? Of course, you'd film the burning flag, because that's way more interesting and that's all that's going to be shown everywhere on the news. No one's going to give a **** about the 100 peaceful Muslims protesting in a civilized manner wanting to take the film to court. Everyone's going to see the burning flag on TV and people are going to assume that all Muslims are like this and there are no Muslims peacefully protesting because if there were, the news would've showed them. Do you see my point?
#35 to #34 - shazain (09/14/2012) [-]
If you weren't as ignorant enough, no one uses the term fag with the connotation of homosexuality. It's like saying "that's so gay." It means lame, it has nothing to do with homosexuality. Also, did you know fags is the term used for cigarettes in the UK? I'm sure your ignorant ass didn't know that. No one even thinks of associating the word with homosexuality anymore. The two connotations it holds in the world, lame and cigarettes. Only real red necks who in the south use it with the connotation of homosexuality hence making it a derogatory term because of the WAY THEY USE it. Do you see me holding a gun in my hand killing someone? Tell honestly, how much have have you even ever read about Islam from CREDIBLE sources. Nothing. Extremists exist everywhere. What's happening in Islam right now happened with Chrisitanity during the crusades. If you actually meet a normal educated middle class Muslim like me, we're bound to show you a peaceful and fun time. It's just that the extremists dominate the media that no one is able to experience how peaceful Islam actually is. No one ******* joins it for guns. Those people who do are only Muslims by name. Nothing more.
#23 - aleissaksa (08/30/2012) [-]
Hello, human person :)
Hello, human person :)
#24 to #23 - shazain (08/30/2012) [-]
Hello to you too!
User avatar #25 to #24 - aleissaksa (08/30/2012) [-]
Where u from?
#26 to #25 - shazain (08/30/2012) [-]
Take a guess
User avatar #27 to #26 - aleissaksa (08/30/2012) [-]
Guessing from an arabic country? I'm from Saudi
#28 to #27 - shazain (08/30/2012) [-]
Haha, close! Pakistan. How'd you figure?
User avatar #29 to #28 - aleissaksa (08/30/2012) [-]
no idea i jjust did lol
#30 to #29 - shazain (08/30/2012) [-]
Just out of curiosity, how come you sent me a friend request?
User avatar #31 to #30 - aleissaksa (08/30/2012) [-]
saw your comment on the prophet's lego toy. i was really offended n when i saw ur comment i thought cool a muslim on fj dont see that too much so i added
#32 to #31 - shazain (08/30/2012) [-]
Ahhh. Glad we found each other! =D
User avatar #33 to #32 - aleissaksa (08/30/2012) [-]
yup :D
#9 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
Hello there person I do not know.
Hello there person I do not know.
#10 to #9 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
Uhh, hi to you too
User avatar #11 to #10 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
How are you doing?
#12 to #11 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
I am very good, thank you. How are you on this fine day?
User avatar #13 to #12 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
Been up all day on 4chan, and just making random pictures. Most of them with the beatles.
Weird night for me.
#14 to #13 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
Ahh, of course. You must be in the U.S, so it's night time for you there.
#15 to #14 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
Morning time for me 5:43 am.
Also a picture I did, I just made it randomly.
#16 to #15 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
I'm assuming you're either in the midwest or the east coast.
User avatar #17 to #16 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
Texas.
Very hot here.
#18 to #17 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
Of course. I do not mean to be rude, but for what purpose have you started this random argument at this arbitrary hour. I am amused.
User avatar #19 to #18 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
Just looking for people to talk to.
Try to stay awake.
#20 to #19 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
A marvellous idea.
#21 to #20 - randomrachel (07/22/2012) [-]
Yes very.
Well I will be on my way mate.
Talk to you later if I could find you again.
#22 to #21 - shazain (07/22/2012) [-]
A pleasure it was.
User avatar #7 - DarkestLink (09/14/2011) [-]
I rolled a random user and I got you.
#8 to #7 - shazain (09/15/2011) [-]
Well then you are a baws.
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#3 - anonymous (07/25/2011) [-]
you are a tool
#5 to #3 - shazain (07/25/2011) [-]
You could at least show yourself.
#4 to #3 - shazain (07/25/2011) [-]
For reposting/stealing, etc? Thanks. At least you took out the time to stalk me. xD
User avatar #1 - trentrentz (05/30/2011) [-]
Hey! I thumbed up your content. Mind thumbing this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2173186/Science/
#2 to #1 - shazain (05/30/2011) [-]
thumbed up, bro.
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