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#21 - wut?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Meanwhile, in CoD 103 0
#22 - lildj has deleted their comment.
#23 - shatt (03/22/2013) [-]
the thing on that was just i read quick and that was just a fucking jumble of words when i read it
#24 - lildj has deleted their comment.
#25 - shatt (03/22/2013) [-]
makes sense, that was really long
#26 - lildj has deleted their comment.
#19 - hey guess what, he has **** to kill the god with,… 03/22/2013 on God of Door! 0
#539 - bug-grass type 03/22/2013 on Let's see some contradictions 0
#255 - that guy probably died 03/22/2013 on FUUC- 0
#253 - that looks really ******* awesome, but it must hurt a lot 03/22/2013 on FUUC- +1
#39 - thats just GOD, just anal all day 03/20/2013 on title +1
#16 - oh, that sounds kind of cool 03/20/2013 on Dewey 0
#1 - for the love of god stop posting videos 03/19/2013 on Truck Surfing Fail 0
#3 - i didnt mean it on killing people, just population control lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on no u 0
User avatar #4 - ruuna (03/19/2013) [-]
oh... then i agree...
#5 - Well why is it named The Boys from Brazil?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Dewey 0
User avatar #8 - aproudpatriot (03/20/2013) [-]
because it's run by a program of Nazi scientists who are based in Brazil
#16 - shatt (03/20/2013) [-]
oh, that sounds kind of cool
#1 - i kind of agree on the population control thing  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on no u 0
User avatar #2 - ruuna (03/19/2013) [-]
no need to kill anyone off... just sterilize the whole damn area... and just wait some years and the population is WAY down.
#3 - shatt (03/19/2013) [-]
i didnt mean it on killing people, just population control like no sex until shit dies down motherfuckers
User avatar #4 - ruuna (03/19/2013) [-]
oh... then i agree...
#2 - ???????????  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Dewey 0
User avatar #3 - moshthun (03/19/2013) [-]
Ira Levin, The Boys from Brazil. It is about a number of genetic clones of Hitler.
Search it up, it is a good book!
#5 - shatt (03/19/2013) [-]
Well why is it named The Boys from Brazil?
User avatar #8 - aproudpatriot (03/20/2013) [-]
because it's run by a program of Nazi scientists who are based in Brazil
#16 - shatt (03/20/2013) [-]
oh, that sounds kind of cool
#11 - thats not actually cyanide and happiness and they didnt patent… 03/19/2013 on people nowadays 0
#22 - maybe frankie grew up as ms foster grew up 03/18/2013 on Dangit Tumblr! +1
#38 - yea because thats very fast speed movement and you just like p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Anime vs Manga - naruto 0
User avatar #40 - megaton (03/18/2013) [-]
ok u have to admit that entire fight was incredibly fucked up. it was wobbly and deformed every time they moved. whether or not they were moving fast it was mostly uncalled for.
#107 - as i said, mind development 03/18/2013 on Can't Wait 0
#105 - my door will be locked  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Can't Wait 0
User avatar #106 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
God you're so stupid.
Think about this; they have thumbs, therefore what ever a human can do, a cat will learn to to. so they will be able to pick the lock.
#107 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
as i said, mind development
#102 - i could just get a dog or shut the door on them  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Can't Wait 0
User avatar #104 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Ninja cat > dog
Cats with thumbs > doors
You really haven't thought this through.
#105 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
my door will be locked
User avatar #106 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
God you're so stupid.
Think about this; they have thumbs, therefore what ever a human can do, a cat will learn to to. so they will be able to pick the lock.
#107 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
as i said, mind development
#100 - you do know we kind of have knives, guns,bombs, and yarn  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Can't Wait 0
User avatar #101 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Have you seen Puss in Boots?
Shit, they're all god damn ninjas.
You'll be the first to go seeing as you underestimate them so much.
#102 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
i could just get a dog or shut the door on them
User avatar #104 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Ninja cat > dog
Cats with thumbs > doors
You really haven't thought this through.
#105 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
my door will be locked
User avatar #106 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
God you're so stupid.
Think about this; they have thumbs, therefore what ever a human can do, a cat will learn to to. so they will be able to pick the lock.
#107 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
as i said, mind development
#97 - no i dont own a cat, but i have seen cats and they just bat …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Can't Wait 0
User avatar #99 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Then you don't know what cats are capable of.
If they had opposeable thumbs they're kill us the first chance they get.
Or they spare our lives because they know that we feed them and clean up their shit box.
But they're on to us. It's only a matter of time
#100 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
you do know we kind of have knives, guns,bombs, and yarn
User avatar #101 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Have you seen Puss in Boots?
Shit, they're all god damn ninjas.
You'll be the first to go seeing as you underestimate them so much.
#102 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
i could just get a dog or shut the door on them
User avatar #104 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Ninja cat > dog
Cats with thumbs > doors
You really haven't thought this through.
#105 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
my door will be locked
User avatar #106 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
God you're so stupid.
Think about this; they have thumbs, therefore what ever a human can do, a cat will learn to to. so they will be able to pick the lock.
#107 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
as i said, mind development
#89 - yes you could put it that way  [+] (10 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Can't Wait +5
User avatar #94 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
You obviously don't own a cat.
#97 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
no i dont own a cat, but i have seen cats and they just bat shit around
User avatar #99 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Then you don't know what cats are capable of.
If they had opposeable thumbs they're kill us the first chance they get.
Or they spare our lives because they know that we feed them and clean up their shit box.
But they're on to us. It's only a matter of time
#100 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
you do know we kind of have knives, guns,bombs, and yarn
User avatar #101 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Have you seen Puss in Boots?
Shit, they're all god damn ninjas.
You'll be the first to go seeing as you underestimate them so much.
#102 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
i could just get a dog or shut the door on them
User avatar #104 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Ninja cat > dog
Cats with thumbs > doors
You really haven't thought this through.
#105 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
my door will be locked
User avatar #106 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
God you're so stupid.
Think about this; they have thumbs, therefore what ever a human can do, a cat will learn to to. so they will be able to pick the lock.
#107 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
as i said, mind development
#73 - yea but it will probably take a few centuries maybe milleniums…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Can't Wait +4
#88 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
Are you implying cats are too stupid to pick things up?
#89 - shatt (03/17/2013) [-]
yes you could put it that way
User avatar #94 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
You obviously don't own a cat.
#97 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
no i dont own a cat, but i have seen cats and they just bat shit around
User avatar #99 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Then you don't know what cats are capable of.
If they had opposeable thumbs they're kill us the first chance they get.
Or they spare our lives because they know that we feed them and clean up their shit box.
But they're on to us. It's only a matter of time
#100 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
you do know we kind of have knives, guns,bombs, and yarn
User avatar #101 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Have you seen Puss in Boots?
Shit, they're all god damn ninjas.
You'll be the first to go seeing as you underestimate them so much.
#102 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
i could just get a dog or shut the door on them
User avatar #104 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
Ninja cat > dog
Cats with thumbs > doors
You really haven't thought this through.
#105 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
my door will be locked
User avatar #106 - therealjc (03/18/2013) [-]
God you're so stupid.
Think about this; they have thumbs, therefore what ever a human can do, a cat will learn to to. so they will be able to pick the lock.
#107 - shatt (03/18/2013) [-]
as i said, mind development
#20 - gimme proof  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Fairy Tail +2
User avatar #107 - daftiduck (03/17/2013) [-]
It was confirmed in 2011 and has been rumored to be coming in spring.
I'm only passing on what I've heard.
Also this...

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/HOTD+2013/beXnGor/
#32 - boltmatt (03/16/2013) [-]
www (.) dreadcentral (.) com /news /54215/high-school-dead-announces-upcoming-season-2
#55 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
You're a goaddamn idiot for believing that article...
#19 - High school of the dead, so much of dat plot  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Fairy Tail +2
User avatar #48 - rhiaanor (03/17/2013) [-]
isnt that hentai....
User avatar #90 - killerliquid (03/17/2013) [-]
Borderline hentai.
#85 - oh, i didnt see, that dad is a troll 03/16/2013 on Parenting 0

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