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#54 - i know i have been scrolling fast enough to tell you to go … 09/05/2013 on Top text +3
#156 - execpt the world joel lives in is ****** up, the …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #157 - psykobear (09/05/2013) [-]
True, but the medications people take as they are older still exists and can be scavenged, no to mention that Joel is a badass who could easily kill any looters (Joel has proven this many times). While it is impossible that Bill and Zoey are Joel and Ellie, since in L4D the virus broke out very recently while Bill was in the hospital and Zoey was having dinner with her parents and, in The Last of Us, the outbreak happened while Ellie was a young child or even before she was born, I still believe that Joel could live to be as old as Bill and even older, given his capabilities.
#160 - shatt (09/05/2013) [-]
the outbreak happened a little bit before ellie was born, and while your argument makes sense, medication does have an expiration date
#16 - it was so obvious 09/04/2013 on wincest 0
#8 - THERES SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE, IT WAS PAIIIN  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Knock knock, who is there? +13
#9 - neocortex (09/04/2013) [-]
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WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
#58 - i would just charge a bitch with the bat 09/04/2013 on baseball, bitch +1
#27 - execpt joel is alread 50 or 60 something years old and in that…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #39 - psykobear (09/04/2013) [-]
How long have people not been living past 62?
#156 - shatt (09/05/2013) [-]
execpt the world joel lives in is fucked up, the techonology has crashed, nature will probably have taken over everything, a 62 year old would die quickly from looters
User avatar #157 - psykobear (09/05/2013) [-]
True, but the medications people take as they are older still exists and can be scavenged, no to mention that Joel is a badass who could easily kill any looters (Joel has proven this many times). While it is impossible that Bill and Zoey are Joel and Ellie, since in L4D the virus broke out very recently while Bill was in the hospital and Zoey was having dinner with her parents and, in The Last of Us, the outbreak happened while Ellie was a young child or even before she was born, I still believe that Joel could live to be as old as Bill and even older, given his capabilities.
#160 - shatt (09/05/2013) [-]
the outbreak happened a little bit before ellie was born, and while your argument makes sense, medication does have an expiration date
#37 - juffs (09/04/2013) [-]
50 + 12 = 62

If he's that much of a bad ass at 50, I have 0 doubts that 12 years would really make that massive of a difference.
#40 - truegents (09/04/2013) [-]
6 divided by 2 is 3

half life 3 confirmed

joel is the herald of a new beginning
#3 - why use motherflipping when you already said **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on Mega check this 0
User avatar #4 - liquidfury (09/03/2013) [-]
because you gotta sound convincing.
#25 - barney is the main character for me even though ted is the act…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on Dame it 0
User avatar #26 - zaiopeperse (09/03/2013) [-]
I see :3
#22 - dude im getting protected by barney stinson and chased by joel…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Dame it 0
User avatar #23 - zaiopeperse (09/03/2013) [-]
Barney's the main character? I thought Ted was?
#25 - shatt (09/03/2013) [-]
barney is the main character for me even though ted is the actual main character.
User avatar #26 - zaiopeperse (09/03/2013) [-]
I see :3
#59 - copy paste out of even the pictures 09/01/2013 on Urban Legends +1
#7 - some adapt some evolve 09/01/2013 on IRREFUTABLE! 0
#7 - its so obvious, so easy to say 09/01/2013 on Grammar Powers... ACTIVATE! 0
#4 - what the hell are you trying to say? 09/01/2013 on A thing I learned about FJ 0
#74 - well i can feel it... 08/30/2013 on Mind Games 0
#35 - sobremesa is also a word from brazillian portuguese and just p… 08/30/2013 on 11 Untranslatable Words... 0
#44 - but you can "feel" the thumping, thats what the noise is  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Mind Games +1
User avatar #73 - chaosnazo (08/30/2013) [-]
No
Not feeling it
#74 - shatt (08/30/2013) [-]
well i can feel it...
#17 - you still have the infection? sucks to be you 08/30/2013 on American cheese 0
#84 - for someone who doesnt know why it speeds up, its probably two… 08/30/2013 on nnneeaoowww 0
#17 - i think the parents were selfish by not telling him and the da…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2013 on That feel bro 0
User avatar #162 - ICEDgrunge (08/30/2013) [-]
His wife. Was dying. The woman a man dedicates his life for, in this case quite literally, was going to die and the situation was close to being out of his hands entirely. The man deserved a fucking drink, to have his mind taken off of it. I completely understand the selfishness of not telling the son about what was happening, I agree with you, but the father deserves to have a drink in the face of such an awful future.
User avatar #42 - myrtille (08/30/2013) [-]
he didn't waste it on beer, smokes, and gambling. the son just thought he did. he was a dr as in a professor, not a medical doctor.
the son was confused and thought his dad made a lot more money, hid it for shitty shit, but instead was saving what little he could.
#80 - aceonfire (08/30/2013) [-]
"nothing but the sound of laughter and the smell of smoke/booze in the whole house"
The gambling part may not exist, but he did buy smokes and booze at the very least. Plus, if he had avoided buying all that stuff for the kid, he could have gone without a few vices and saved a bit more than what he already had for the treatment. I'd think that, even on a shitty $30,000 a year salary he could save a good 1000 a year, and considering that the story starts at age 7, he'd have the money for treatment when the kid was 17 at the latest.
#51 - reycall (08/30/2013) [-]
even if he didn't, they still robed the kid of a dame childhood with out even telling him why.
#19 - he didnt get dubs first 08/29/2013 on Reward for Dubs -> You get... 0
#1 - i would have not said sorry, the least the mother *****…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2013 on That feel bro +23
#81 - fuckyallniggas (08/30/2013) [-]
Your a little shit, shatt
User avatar #45 - propanex (08/30/2013) [-]
Did you even read the end?
User avatar #13 - majormoron (08/29/2013) [-]
Wait what?
#17 - shatt (08/30/2013) [-]
i think the parents were selfish by not telling him and the dad was a dickhead for wasting money on beer smokes and gambling
User avatar #162 - ICEDgrunge (08/30/2013) [-]
His wife. Was dying. The woman a man dedicates his life for, in this case quite literally, was going to die and the situation was close to being out of his hands entirely. The man deserved a fucking drink, to have his mind taken off of it. I completely understand the selfishness of not telling the son about what was happening, I agree with you, but the father deserves to have a drink in the face of such an awful future.
User avatar #42 - myrtille (08/30/2013) [-]
he didn't waste it on beer, smokes, and gambling. the son just thought he did. he was a dr as in a professor, not a medical doctor.
the son was confused and thought his dad made a lot more money, hid it for shitty shit, but instead was saving what little he could.
#80 - aceonfire (08/30/2013) [-]
"nothing but the sound of laughter and the smell of smoke/booze in the whole house"
The gambling part may not exist, but he did buy smokes and booze at the very least. Plus, if he had avoided buying all that stuff for the kid, he could have gone without a few vices and saved a bit more than what he already had for the treatment. I'd think that, even on a shitty $30,000 a year salary he could save a good 1000 a year, and considering that the story starts at age 7, he'd have the money for treatment when the kid was 17 at the latest.
#51 - reycall (08/30/2013) [-]
even if he didn't, they still robed the kid of a dame childhood with out even telling him why.
#81 - just so everyone knows, it might be a visual glitch but you ca… 08/29/2013 on Would you rather? 0
#229 - goddammit if the story ended with a hanako troll ending, i had… 08/28/2013 on Worth The Read +4
#300 - its already legal for medical purposes in some places they jus… 08/28/2013 on :) -1
#49 - 5-2=3 half life 3 confirmed 08/28/2013 on Moses and his fifteen... +1

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