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wee will trade
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User avatar #53 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them
#50 - WHY IS THERE NO PINKIE?!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on i love all of you 0
User avatar #51 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
no gif. of her
#52 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
you should probably kill yourself then
User avatar #53 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them
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User avatar #32 - gidmp (05/16/2013) [-]
I love you too stranger... no homo...(if you are a male)
#33 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
ALL THE HOMO
#48 - THEN EVERYTHING WORKS  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2013 on i love all of you +1
#49 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
more for you
#50 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
WHY IS THERE NO PINKIE?!
User avatar #51 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
no gif. of her
#52 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
you should probably kill yourself then
User avatar #53 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them
#1 - she should of worn havels armor  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Apples and Armor +2
#5 - sinery (05/16/2013) [-]
No, no Havel's.
Only love.
#6 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
YES!
i've been looking for more pony and darksouls crossovers
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#46 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
yes i am gif. for you
#48 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
THEN EVERYTHING WORKS
#49 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
more for you
#50 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
WHY IS THERE NO PINKIE?!
User avatar #51 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
no gif. of her
#52 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
you should probably kill yourself then
User avatar #53 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them
#47 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
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#44 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
ok you win king
#45 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
#46 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
yes i am gif. for you
#48 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
THEN EVERYTHING WORKS
#49 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
more for you
#50 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
WHY IS THERE NO PINKIE?!
User avatar #51 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
no gif. of her
#52 - shatsmepants (05/16/2013) [-]
you should probably kill yourself then
User avatar #53 - richardarob (05/16/2013) [-]
give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them
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#3488 - clockworkmage (18 hours ago) [-]
I have a hard time committing to spam.
I have a hard time committing to spam.
#3487 - clockworkmage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know you like it you sensual dog
I know you like it you sensual dog
#3485 - clockworkmage (18 hours ago) [-]
Hi there
Hi there
User avatar #3386 - iamkagji (05/17/2013) [-]
Would you like to join a private brony board?
#3387 to #3386 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
huh? there is a private ponythread?
User avatar #3389 to #3387 - iamkagji (05/17/2013) [-]
There is a couple, but the rest, while active, are rather... lackluster and have no standards. I met dashgamer and txsslg on a frongpage post a while back and we decided to form our own since we weren't happy with how things were going on Ponyville(the board we were part of previously). It's a little slow right now, but we only have 28 members. We host it on a profile pic for the host account, bronyhero.
#3390 to #3389 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
ahh...i thought you where talking about friendly (the only other ponythread i knew of)
but this does sound like fun! something to do when im bored and am on fj [small]which is just about everyday...[small
SURE ILL JOIN!
#3393 to #3390 - dashgamer has deleted their comment. [-]
#3391 to #3390 - iamkagji (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah. No, it's a private board, invite only. We are a very close knit group. Here are the rules. If you agree to them, dashgamer or txsslg will be along to speak with you. If they say you can join, you're in! there is next to no chance of you getting rejected, it's just a precaution against troublemakers.
#3392 to #3391 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
can do! i always lose at any arguement i start so...i dont start much problems
and ill be as friendly as can be!
skipped the others because debating and me dont get along well
#3489 to #3392 - N. Korean citizen (18 hours ago) [-]
>I always lose at any argument I start so...

Fucking

Yes
#3394 to #3392 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I akthept yer resignation.
I mean I find thith perthon to be permithible. Yeth, you may path.
#3480 to #3479 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
why? OOHHHH! did i do something silly?
#3481 to #3480 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
You tried to kill me, and that's silly. Anyway, I'm going to bed. For the future, let's talk in the Cider Barrel.
#3482 to #3481 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
night!
and k
we shall stick to the cider barrel!
#3465 to #3394 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Or I'll just make a new one!
#3466 to #3465 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
YES!
GENIUS!
do et filly
#3468 to #3467 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
good,good...this pleases lyra
you shall be sparred
#3469 to #3468 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
I shall be sparred? En garde!
#3470 to #3469 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
YOU BRING A TWIG TO THIS FIGHT?
HA!
#3472 to #3471 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
then prepare to die
PONKIE POE HAS INVADED YOUR WORLD
#3473 to #3472 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
I can't hear you, na na na na na na.
#3474 to #3473 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
that is good, pinkie has no wish for you to hear us!
that is good, pinkie has no wish for you to hear us!
#3475 to #3474 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Awww, that's cute.
#3476 to #3475 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
who are you calling cute? im the fool of cupcakes! i would kill you on the spot if i wanted to!
who are you calling cute? im the fool of cupcakes! i would kill you on the spot if i wanted to!
#3452 to #3451 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
There once were two princesses 7
Of the day and of the night.
Honored by their presence,
Their subjects gave them the right
To rule over the noble land of Equestria
Until the day when trouble descended from above.
The magic of love was what kept evil at bay,
And with all their might against the darkness they strained,
But too much was the stress of turning night to day.
And so ended our beloved rulers' reign.
The land became a dark place,
Ponies bedeviled by fear
As the enemy made haste
To consume all they held dear.
Benighted and harried, a kingdom desecrated
With honorable calm its princesses awaited.
From exile in Northern lands the godheads arrived
And naught but horror and tragedy they could find,
For to break their people, the Changelings had contrived.
Of war and fury they cried out to Ponykind.
User avatar #3453 to #3452 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
To follow them was the path
To break bonds of oppression.
Pony warriors fought with wrath
At the Changelings' transgressions.
And though they were driven by a noble righteousness,
The blood that was spilled that day sprang mostly from their lips.
Overwhelmed by their loss, the sun and moon aligned.
Fire consumed their foes as their tears of grief combined,
Tears for the brave ponies they led marching in line
To a death and defeat unwittingly consigned.
#3454 to #3453 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT WAS
BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME
#3456 to #3455 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
i must go now
my people need me
#3458 to #3457 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
now im back to bug you
User avatar #3459 to #3458 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/The+Mythos/BygqGOl/
Well, I posted this, and now my jimmies are severely rustled.
#3460 to #3459 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
but why are you jimmies rustled?
User avatar #3461 to #3460 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
There wasn't a single post in Ponytime all day, and literally the second after I posted that it's buried behind five other content posts. Horrible timing, and unbelievable rustling.
#3462 to #3461 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
well damn...*pat pat* at least the poem was good!
#3463 to #3462 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess. Bad timing, though.
#3464 to #3463 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
post it again tomorrow?
im sure some will appreciate it!
#3437 to #3394 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
oh nnononononno!
im sorry please dont cry! pleasepleaseplease!

#3438 to #3437 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
But, but, but...
#3439 to #3438 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
shhh *pat pat*
shhh *pat pat*
#3441 to #3440 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
good,good! nopony is crying today!
#3443 to #3442 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
you can show my feelings better then i can
#3445 to #3444 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
IT FEELS SOO DAMN GOOD I THINK I MAY JU-SNAKGJASAGBJA
IT FEELS SOO DAMN GOOD I THINK I MAY JU-SNAKGJASAGBJA
#3449 to #3448 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
good,good...all according to plan
good,good...all according to plan
#3423 to #3394 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
IT BEGINS
IT BEGINS
#3424 to #3423 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Accept that it be you or take a cutlass in yer gizzard!
#3425 to #3424 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE GREAT AND POWER GUMMY!?
#3426 to #3425 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Aye! 'Tis ye I choose to eviscerate and plunder!
#3427 to #3426 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
[blinks internally]
[blinks internally]
#3429 to #3428 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
AND THEN
PINKIE COMES IN AND FUCKS YOUR SHIT UP
THE END
#3430 to #3429 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Not if I can help it.
Which I can.
#3431 to #3430 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
THEN FACE ME!
THE FOOL OF CUPCAKES!
#3433 to #3432 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
&gt;implying you ever had cider   
silly dashie
>implying you ever had cider
silly dashie
#3409 to #3394 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
huh...well then!
atleast someone showed interest in you right?
#3410 to #3409 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I think he would have shown interest in anybody.
#3411 to #3410 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
bleehhh!    
Y U NO TAKE RANDOM LOVE?
bleehhh!
Y U NO TAKE RANDOM LOVE?
#3412 to #3411 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
If I were going to experiment in homosexuality, it would be with a man, not a broken, balding gnome.
Also, umm... I probably don't want to experiment anyway.
#3413 to #3412 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
true,true...I OFFER TO YOU
HUGS!
#3414 to #3413 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
This is acceptable.
Also, I'm enjoying that you're using pictures I edited slightly.
#3415 to #3414 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
waitwaitwait
YOU edited these pics?
ARE YOU THE ONE I AM TO THANK FOR ALL THESE PINKIE VECTORS?!
if so THANKS
because i love these adorable pinkie vectors~
#3416 to #3415 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm the one doing the 20% cooler picture compilations, and I've been actively cropping stuff out for a while now.
#3417 to #3416 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
< THIS
THIS BECAUSE PINKIE
#3418 to #3417 - dashgamer (05/18/2013) [-]
"I friggin' love you, man."
#3419 to #3418 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
YES   
EXACTLY THAT
YES
EXACTLY THAT
#3421 to #3420 - shatsmepants (05/18/2013) [-]
you my good sir   
are awesome
you my good sir
are awesome
#3395 to #3394 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
AWWWW YEEEEAAAA!
now we poni
also dat lisp
#3397 to #3396 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
i didnt mean to....
i didnt mean to....
#3398 to #3397 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
It's all going to be OK. I don't have any more pictures in which I can pretend to have a handicap anyway.
#3399 to #3398 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
handicap?
i thought you where a rainbow twist
#3400 to #3399 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Well, you know... Pretending to have faults is the best way to make people overlook your genuine foibles. That's why I made the "incompetent DJ 4DM1N" picture, and why I umm... spent a week editing the Forever Alone face onto my flank. Actually, I don't really know why I did that last one.
#3401 to #3400 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
wait...wat
pics or it didnt happen
#3402 to #3401 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I don't have to show you anythi-darn it!
#3403 to #3402 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
AHAHAAHAHAH-errr i mean so your special talent is being alone?
#3404 to #3403 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Could you leave me alone about it?
#3405 to #3404 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
im sorry...i wont ask about it
but if you do feel alone i wouldnt mine bugging ya till you wherent alone!
#3406 to #3405 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4593168/I+am+in+the+Twilight+Zone/
This is the kind of stuff that happens when I go against my destiny.
#3407 to #3406 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
wut
WUT
no srsly wut
also am not meth butt pirate!
#3408 to #3407 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I umm... didn't go.
User avatar #3388 to #3387 - shatsmepants (05/17/2013) [-]
also im liking this guys stories! didnt read much...but i damn sure like what im reading!
#3365 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
that gif freaks me out somehow xD (couldnt reply there so had to post here)
#3366 to #3365 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
SO IT HAS BEEN DONE, MY PROPHECY HAS FINALLY COME
made someone laugh huehuehue
#3367 to #3366 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
yes you deffo made me laugh so even though you are a brony you are a cool brony and I will respect you!
#3368 to #3367 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
AWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAA
#3369 to #3368 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
dat fkin reaction pic
#3370 to #3369 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
FUCK YEA DAT PIC
fucking spidey and shit
#3371 to #3370 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
spodrman is gold too
#3372 to #3371 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
YES
GLORY TO THE SPIDERMAN MASTER RACE
#3376 to #3375 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
that vid is fucking awesome
#3379 to #3378 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
this will be a long night I think
#3380 to #3379 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
THEN LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
#3382 to #3381 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
ohstopityou.jpg
ohstopityou.jpg
#3384 to #3383 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
i must go now, my terrorist need me
i must go now, my terrorist need me
#3385 to #3384 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah lets put this on a hold I would like to go to bed soon enough aswell xD been on fj whole day/night fml
#3354 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
your profile is even more lonelier than mine
#3355 to #3354 - shatsmepants (05/14/2013) [-]
but you're the 3354th comment
#3358 to #3357 - fukyeahraptorr (05/14/2013) [-]
you are not lonely at all then DAMMIT I only got comments telling me I am a nigger
User avatar #3352 - darkage (05/11/2013) [-]
Uh…hey. I just got back from the hospital unit they kept me in. I threatened suicide and my parents called the cops. I just thought you wanted to know where I was since I kinda just disappeared. I was there for 7 days so I'm sorry I was gone.
#3353 to #3352 - shatsmepants (05/11/2013) [-]
DAFUQ MAN?!
DAFUQ MAN?!
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