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Gender: male
Age: 106
Facebook Profile: Patrick Kowalski (Deathly)
Steam Profile: deathlypirate
Consoles Owned: X-Box
Video Games Played: Most of them
X-box Gamertag: Deathly Pirate
Interests: Women, books, music, television, movies,
Date Signed Up:7/13/2009
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:Texas
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Comment Thumbs: 189 total,  251 ,  62
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 115 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:100
FJ Points:199

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#3028 - Thanks a lot, I didn't really have much detail to give you (so… 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#3025 - Newfag at a local gym here. I need some advice on what to actu…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#3027 - invisofloor has deleted their comment.
#3026 - invisofloor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3028 - sharkpat (07/04/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot, I didn't really have much detail to give you (sorry about that).
#1575 - Recently, I've been drifting from funnyjunk. I've been sick of…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... +19
#1758 - jemil (06/26/2012) [-]
In the middle of reading this, Now We Are Free from Gladiator stopped and the fellowship of the ring by Nic Raine started. I came epic.
#1729 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
tits or gtfo
#1675 - norwegiansnowman (06/26/2012) [-]
I love you too bro.
#1618 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
Sounds kinda gay
#19598 - You're the ********* of humanity because you seek… 06/14/2012 on Social Board 0
#19559 - Quit while you're behind; you should have brought up the video…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Social Board +2
User avatar #19560 - somepervert (06/14/2012) [-]
I'm the shitstain of humanity?
And what gives you the right to award that to me.
As i see it you are just a pretentious twit. You have no idea what to say, so whenever you see something you dont like you get all butthurt.
now, that is why no one likes Americans. Is because of people like you.
User avatar #19598 - sharkpat (06/14/2012) [-]
You're the shitstain of humanity because you seek attention and debate, regardless of those you may offend to achieve it. You say people dont like Americans because of me (I'm not American) and my inability to express my discontent. I don't get butthurt when I see things I don't like (I usually laugh at my own misfortune); I get butthurt when imbeciles like you seek attention at the loss of others with imbecilic comments.
#19544 - Yes. Wear longer shirts, and something bigger. There's no shap… 06/14/2012 on Social Board 0
#19543 - Scum of the Earth, you will never lose your virginity over a s… 06/14/2012 on Social Board -1
#19541 - You're why the internet sucks. Enough with the nationality deb…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Social Board +3
User avatar #19558 - somepervert (06/14/2012) [-]
besides, i'm not even american. if that is what you were thinking.
User avatar #19547 - somepervert (06/14/2012) [-]
and i hate you to, cunt.
User avatar #19546 - somepervert (06/14/2012) [-]
no, i was watching the "how to annoy people" videos on michinima and all of the british people were being stupid. if you watch them you will understand what i am talking about. and i said most, not all.
User avatar #19559 - sharkpat (06/14/2012) [-]
Quit while you're behind; you should have brought up the video but you didn't. You're a shitstain on humanity.
User avatar #19560 - somepervert (06/14/2012) [-]
I'm the shitstain of humanity?
And what gives you the right to award that to me.
As i see it you are just a pretentious twit. You have no idea what to say, so whenever you see something you dont like you get all butthurt.
now, that is why no one likes Americans. Is because of people like you.
User avatar #19598 - sharkpat (06/14/2012) [-]
You're the shitstain of humanity because you seek attention and debate, regardless of those you may offend to achieve it. You say people dont like Americans because of me (I'm not American) and my inability to express my discontent. I don't get butthurt when I see things I don't like (I usually laugh at my own misfortune); I get butthurt when imbeciles like you seek attention at the loss of others with imbecilic comments.
#1538 - Try workout with your own body weight and cardio exercises (ru… 06/14/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#115 - thanks 06/13/2012 on ARE YOU A BRONY?!? 0
#108 - What's the song named?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2012 on ARE YOU A BRONY?!? 0
User avatar #110 - hxhostile (06/13/2012) [-]
Bob marley dont worry be happy
#125 - Jesusberg (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm Bob Marley!?!?
User avatar #115 - sharkpat (06/13/2012) [-]
thanks
#1474 - Whatever you do don't be lifting if you want to be as big/tall…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #1532 - ratboii (06/14/2012) [-]
ok now lets go more indepth

When I say lift I mean like bench press. Is doing stuff with dumb bells ok? I'm currently using 10kg dumb bells, is that ok?

idk how tall I am but I'm in between 160 and 170 centimetres. My weight shifts from 73 to 78 kg depending if I eat shit that week or not and also if I train or not. atm I'm 77kg

Tips
#1553 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
That means you are overweight, therefore work out. Just loose weight, being fat will stunt your growth A LOT more than being active. Just eat 1.5 grams pr kilo of your bodyweight and run+lift you will se wonders. Fervor signing out
User avatar #1538 - sharkpat (06/14/2012) [-]
Try workout with your own body weight and cardio exercises (running, swimming, hiking). I would generally stay away from weights and use my own body until I stopped growing.
#3033 - Remember; she will only continue to hurt others as well as her… 06/13/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#3032 - Yes, you're already on the right path. Though most people may …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #3033 - sharkpat (06/13/2012) [-]
Remember; she will only continue to hurt others as well as herself. I speak from experience when I say you must crush her for the sake of the greater good. To show mercy is to harbor evil. Man is a monstrous beast, and he must be tamed.
#3030 - Everyone wants to kill someone, some people just dont know it … 06/13/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#216 - Follow Ivademon's argument. 06/06/2012 on Microsoft at E3 0
#196 - Who cares? As long as people can experience the game the way t… 06/06/2012 on Microsoft at E3 -3
#192 - They're all games you can play on xbox though (Omit Watch Dogs).  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Microsoft at E3 0
User avatar #193 - lvademon (06/06/2012) [-]
but i would count games like ac 3 into ubisoft
User avatar #196 - sharkpat (06/06/2012) [-]
Who cares? As long as people can experience the game the way they want to everything's fine.
#190 - Either way, Microsoft will still probably be involved in one w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Microsoft at E3 0
User avatar #207 - drdres (06/06/2012) [-]
You still can't give Mircosoft credit for Watch Dogs, AC, Dead Space, Splinter Cell or Tomb Raider, they've had nothing to do with them at all.
User avatar #216 - sharkpat (06/06/2012) [-]
Follow Ivademon's argument.
#179 - Except for Halo, Splinter Cell, Watch Dogs, Dead Space, Assass…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Microsoft at E3 +13
User avatar #191 - lvademon (06/06/2012) [-]
those are other companies besides microsoft.
User avatar #192 - sharkpat (06/06/2012) [-]
They're all games you can play on xbox though (Omit Watch Dogs).
User avatar #193 - lvademon (06/06/2012) [-]
but i would count games like ac 3 into ubisoft
User avatar #196 - sharkpat (06/06/2012) [-]
Who cares? As long as people can experience the game the way they want to everything's fine.
#187 - kartoodles (06/06/2012) [-]
Watch Dogs wasn't announced for a specific platform. My guess is that it will be next-gen. Or on PC.
User avatar #203 - kazumamikura (06/06/2012) [-]
watch dogs is for pc ps3 xbox and wii u
User avatar #190 - sharkpat (06/06/2012) [-]
Either way, Microsoft will still probably be involved in one way or the other
User avatar #207 - drdres (06/06/2012) [-]
You still can't give Mircosoft credit for Watch Dogs, AC, Dead Space, Splinter Cell or Tomb Raider, they've had nothing to do with them at all.
User avatar #216 - sharkpat (06/06/2012) [-]
Follow Ivademon's argument.
#6377 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2012 on Social Board +1
#6388 - invasor (05/13/2012) [-]
pairat pls
#110 - What am i supposed to see? 05/04/2012 on When you see it +1
#85 - This pleases me 05/02/2012 on GTA 0
#32 - When you realize he liked his own comment  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on GTA +7
#47 - gorden (05/02/2012) [-]
its says in the description that he just saw it. he didnt write anything of that
#85 - sharkpat (05/02/2012) [-]
This pleases me
#3849 - Comment deleted 04/29/2012 on roll em 0
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