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Date Signed Up:6/04/2013
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#111 - It ended up looking a little small when I made 300x100, sorry 1 hour ago on need some banners m8s 0
#185 - He doesn't like a game you like so he's a failure? Kill yourse…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on borderlands 2 0
User avatar #200 - marinepenguin (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it.
#184 - Underrated? I's overrated as **** . 12 hours ago on borderlands 2 0
#396 - Atleast it's not 4chan, as majkee said, post numbers are too s…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on FJ is becoming relevant 0
#409 - dailyrant (20 hours ago) [-]
it's 8chan
#385 - That's not 4Chan, that's kimjonginathong, aka an imageboard ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on FJ is becoming relevant 0
#392 - dailyrant (20 hours ago) [-]
no its not lol
User avatar #396 - sharklazers (20 hours ago) [-]
Atleast it's not 4chan, as majkee said, post numbers are too small. I'm still practically sure it's kimjonginathong because syrian assasin.
#409 - dailyrant (20 hours ago) [-]
it's 8chan
#394 - majkee (20 hours ago) [-]
Its not 4chan, post numbers too small.
#400 - widar (20 hours ago) [-]
I think it's 8chan or some other 4chan refugee site.
#13 - but they are synchronized you blind ******** 09/18/2014 on Double Penetration -3
#48 - desperate betas like those who roam r9k and funnyjunk are aple… 09/18/2014 on A Real Monster-Girl +1
#91 - >ever using cracked as a source Kill yourself 09/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - citation needeed  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #91 - sharklazers (09/18/2014) [-]
>ever using cracked as a source

Kill yourself
#20 - why not this one 09/17/2014 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #65 - altairibnlaahad (07/29/2014) [-]
So for some reason, that dude blocked me, I don't know what he's doing

Anyway, don't worry, I didn't fall for the bait.
User avatar #59 - divergence (07/27/2014) [-]
So like, I did your mom.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sharklazers (07/27/2014) [-]
So like, I did your DAD! Owned!
User avatar #61 to #60 - divergence (07/27/2014) [-]
Of course you did, I'm just a fgt who likes to kiss girls.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sharklazers (07/27/2014) [-]
Then kiss me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sharklazers (07/27/2014) [-]
AWWW YEEEAAA
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Couldn't reply to your last comment, ran out of room.
And I've seen videos of chicks and dudes taking it from horses, and they're just fine.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
I don't think I could be just fine after one
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, you could hold the camera while I try out a horse cock.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
Where do we get a horse
User avatar #23 to #22 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Horse farm. Or settle for a horse dildo from BadDragon.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
"Hey Rancher Bill can we have a horse so it can anally devastate Danny here while I film him?"
User avatar #25 to #24 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
So, horse dildo?
User avatar #26 to #25 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Bad Dragon dildos are really expensive, and I don't want that showing up on my bank statement
User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
outlastgaming is getting a kickstarter, #toysforrobot.
Or #toysforfjfags
User avatar #41 to #27 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, its an interesting project. Not sure how reasonable it is. There are certainly ways to raise the money, and I'm sure BadDragon would work with us on that. May not get on its feet for a while.
I'm thinking something like "Pick out one under 70 dollars, and put in mailing address."
Then there is the problem of how to get enough donations where we can have 10-20 people all picking out various toys.
Maybe have it be an all year fund raising thing, and then by the end of the year we give out store credit to multiple sites in the order of people who have contributed the most. I don't know, but if people are willing to attempt to make it happen then I would be willing to help.
User avatar #42 to #41 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, looks like I'll be paying for mine myself, cuz the one I want is $200.
User avatar #43 to #42 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
I don't know, I'm just thinking out loud here. You want Chance the Stallion Flared right? What size if I might ask.
User avatar #44 to #43 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Extra Large.
User avatar #45 to #44 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
.... that thing is huge.
User avatar #46 to #45 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
I know, I need someone to tie me down and force it into me.
User avatar #47 to #46 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
Be careful. Ruptured prostrates kill people.
Plus isn't there a point where its not fun anymore? I enjoy the occasional finger or marker, but I think anything larger than a human dick wouldn't be that fun.
User avatar #49 to #47 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, for some reason I like it when it starts to hurt back there.
User avatar #52 to #49 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
Interesting, that will definitely do that.
I'd buy one just to have something to hit robbers with other than the cliche baseball bat.
User avatar #54 to #52 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Buy a full-sized Saints Row the Third Penetrator.
User avatar #55 to #54 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
On my bucket list.
User avatar #58 to #55 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
Most annoying thing on this website.
User avatar #57 to #55 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
Damn, reply limit.
User avatar #56 to #55 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
I just need a bucket for my bucket list.
User avatar #29 to #27 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
what do you anally masturbate with? I don't assume you're allowed to buy dildoes
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Really, anything phallic. Hairbrush handle, mini baseball bat in a condom, that kinda stuff.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
Mini baseball bat? What the hell? How big is it?
User avatar #32 to #31 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
It was one of those collector things you buy at the gift shop at baseball games. Like, a bit over a foot long total, about an inch in diameter at the part I used.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
You put the full foot inside you?

...

It's official, a gay guy can take more than me
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
No, the whole thing was over a foot, I only fit about 8 inches.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
Still more than me, any more than 6 inches starts becoming too much
User avatar #36 to #35 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, butts are deeper than vaginas.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
never tried taking it in the butt
User avatar #38 to #37 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
It hurts like a bitch the first time. No matter what.
Use lots of lube.
User avatar #51 to #38 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
What if you were raped by a smelly black guy with a 16 inch cock who has a knife to your throat while you do it? Would you still enjoy that? Doubt it
User avatar #53 to #51 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, the smelly part would be off-putting, I don't care about the color, and the knife seems a little excessive.
User avatar #48 to #38 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
My biggest fear is being raped by a ****** with a 7inch or more penis
User avatar #50 to #48 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not a ****** and I'd rather be the one getting raped, so you're safe with me.
User avatar #39 to #38 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
Never said I intended on trying
User avatar #40 to #39 - heartlessrobot (07/26/2014) [-]
I thought you said you wanted to try it.
Ah well, my favorite type of anal with a girl is when they have a 14 inch horsecock strap on.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sharklazers (07/26/2014) [-]
Lmao
User avatar #15 - heartlessrobot (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey, what happened? I was at the park! I waited from 8:15 to 9:00, but you never showed. Did I do something wrong?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sharklazers (07/25/2014) [-]
The cop cars scared me off. I went back home. I don't think it's a very good idea.
User avatar #17 to #16 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
Hey, it's fine. I guess it'll just have to wait until I turn 18, then the cops can't do **** . Unless you don't think us meeting is a good idea in general.
#18 to #17 - deviousdanish (07/26/2014) [-]
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE OR HOW I GOT HERE, HONESTLY.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE OR HOW I GOT HERE, HONESTLY.
#14 - sharklasers (07/23/2014) [-]
copying my name eh you twelvie cunt a scooter **** ? eat a dick!
User avatar #13 - stormietheraver (07/23/2014) [-]
ellos, i got a bunch of traps if you wanna see them, feel free to add me ^_^
#11 - heartlessrobot (07/23/2014) [-]
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This, without the rope around the penis.
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/22/2014) [-]
whats up, sorry about yeasterday had some stuff I had to do in a hurry
#5 - alekksandar (07/05/2014) [-]
too much lasers.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sharklazers (07/05/2014) [-]
who are you *****
User avatar #7 to #6 - alekksandar (07/05/2014) [-]
I am the man that you murdered.

It is okay. I forgive you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sharklazers (07/05/2014) [-]
I don't get it

Whatchu talkin bout
User avatar #9 to #8 - alekksandar (07/05/2014) [-]
sorry, I don't talk to *******
User avatar #2 - orrihaa (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #3 to #2 - sharklazers (06/23/2014) [-]
lick my fat cock
User avatar #12 to #3 - heartlessrobot (07/23/2014) [-]
Can I lick your fat cock?
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