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sharkbaitbitch

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Gender: male
Age: 32
Date Signed Up:2/11/2010
Last Login:7/02/2016
Location:Tennessee
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6973 total,  7809 ,  836
Comment Thumbs: 1333 total,  1778 ,  445
Content Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:202707
Times Content Favorited:837 times
Total Comments Made:590
FJ Points:8364
Favorite Tags: fail (3) | Part (3) | Awesome (2) | fuckin (2)

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latest user's comments

#109 - If you tilt your screen up there's a bunch of stuff around the… 03/15/2012 on where.. +3
#450 - **sharkbaitbitch rolls 540** 03/13/2012 on Pretty Epic 0
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2012 on What's going on here. +5
#57 - sixangrychimps (03/13/2012) [-]
#130 - Cool. 03/13/2012 on Mini things +1
#121 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2012 on Mini things +6
#128 - bulbakip (03/13/2012) [-]
I see what you did thar..

and i love this movie
#130 - sharkbaitbitch (03/13/2012) [-]
Cool.
#141 - This guy knows what your talkin about. 03/13/2012 on Oh God Why +7
#273 - Well I doubt these homeschooled zombies would come anywhere ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Oh religion, you so silly! 3 +1
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#308 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
yeah they would avoid this site like they avoid blood.
#382 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
Yeh. We Jehovahs Witnesses wouldn't come anywhere near this site. Don't you know the internet is from the devil? smh. Riiiight.
#251 - I know what you mean. Those homeschooled zombies that would gi…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Oh religion, you so silly! 3 +1
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#267 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
I was homeschoooled for the last few few years of highschool not by choice. Which is another reason why I have no friends. Zombie Im going to have to remember that term for the future.
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#273 - sharkbaitbitch (03/12/2012) [-]
Well I doubt these homeschooled zombies would come anywhere near this site let alone the internet.
User avatar
#308 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
yeah they would avoid this site like they avoid blood.
#382 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
Yeh. We Jehovahs Witnesses wouldn't come anywhere near this site. Don't you know the internet is from the devil? smh. Riiiight.
#230 - Where are you from? Here in Tennessee most of these country pe…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Oh religion, you so silly! 3 +1
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#232 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
Tombstone AZ A tiny little congergation of 47. im was the only person besides my parents under 50. Anyone that was in the other congergations nearby that was my age was beyond brainwashed. I mean they couldnt talk about anything but god.
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#251 - sharkbaitbitch (03/12/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. Those homeschooled zombies that would give this fearful confused look if you even told a fart joke.
User avatar
#267 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
I was homeschoooled for the last few few years of highschool not by choice. Which is another reason why I have no friends. Zombie Im going to have to remember that term for the future.
User avatar
#273 - sharkbaitbitch (03/12/2012) [-]
Well I doubt these homeschooled zombies would come anywhere near this site let alone the internet.
User avatar
#308 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
yeah they would avoid this site like they avoid blood.
#382 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
Yeh. We Jehovahs Witnesses wouldn't come anywhere near this site. Don't you know the internet is from the devil? smh. Riiiight.
#217 - I'm an ex myself.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Oh religion, you so silly! 3 +1
#222 - wedal has deleted their comment.
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#230 - sharkbaitbitch (03/12/2012) [-]
Where are you from? Here in Tennessee most of these country people have the good ole boys club that transcended religion so if you didn't believe what they did you'd always here snide remarks or they wouldn't include you in what they were doing. They did it to the black people in our congregation whenever they could. We could never get away with having different beliefs. God forbid you be original. I never talked at an assembly but I gave a shitload of talks. My favorite thing besides sitting in the back and falling asleep was handling the microphone.
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#232 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
Tombstone AZ A tiny little congergation of 47. im was the only person besides my parents under 50. Anyone that was in the other congergations nearby that was my age was beyond brainwashed. I mean they couldnt talk about anything but god.
User avatar
#251 - sharkbaitbitch (03/12/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. Those homeschooled zombies that would give this fearful confused look if you even told a fart joke.
User avatar
#267 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
I was homeschoooled for the last few few years of highschool not by choice. Which is another reason why I have no friends. Zombie Im going to have to remember that term for the future.
User avatar
#273 - sharkbaitbitch (03/12/2012) [-]
Well I doubt these homeschooled zombies would come anywhere near this site let alone the internet.
User avatar
#308 - wedal (03/12/2012) [-]
yeah they would avoid this site like they avoid blood.
#382 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
Yeh. We Jehovahs Witnesses wouldn't come anywhere near this site. Don't you know the internet is from the devil? smh. Riiiight.

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