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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#14 - >mfw i didn't have a dad to read me books every night. … 09/22/2013 on Always gets to me +1
#41 - It's a little small. But, hope it works for you.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2013 on IOS7 +20
User avatar #417 - cutiepyro (09/22/2013) [-]
#103 - lukchy (09/22/2013) [-]
just uploaded this on my facebook
User avatar #54 - ctenop (09/22/2013) [-]
Is that your pick up line too?
#159 - dross (09/22/2013) [-]
#35 - All of my facebook friends have iPhones. Just cropped and post…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/22/2013 on IOS7 +21
User avatar #425 - neenshah (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #428 - shamusogrady (09/25/2013) [-]
No one replied. I don't think they're very solid friends.... Actually i don't have friends.
User avatar #429 - neenshah (09/25/2013) [-]
is k, i still lob u <4
User avatar #195 - niggastolemyname (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #127 - cyborgturtle (09/22/2013) [-]
Whoops, only now realized I wasn't logged in, please send
#126 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
Can you send me the picture please?. I can't crop for my life
User avatar #67 - darnhaz (09/22/2013) [-]
Post results.
User avatar #40 - iwishiwasfunny (09/22/2013) [-]
may i have that?
#41 - shamusogrady (09/22/2013) [-]
It's a little small. But, hope it works for you.
User avatar #417 - cutiepyro (09/22/2013) [-]
#103 - lukchy (09/22/2013) [-]
just uploaded this on my facebook
User avatar #54 - ctenop (09/22/2013) [-]
Is that your pick up line too?
#159 - dross (09/22/2013) [-]
#11 - NERCOLAS CERG 09/20/2013 on So I was trying to watch... +2
#180 - Horses are miles ahead in effort. You have to build fence for … 09/19/2013 on Pets! 0
#64 - If you buy a barrel of Jack they put it in bottles for you. Li… 09/18/2013 on A Whole Fucking Barrel of... 0
#23 - >hfw 09/17/2013 on "Honey, I want penguins at... 0
#27 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on Too far? -4
#140 - Word of advice. Sell of your used games on ebay or craigslist.… 09/08/2013 on Gamestop 0
#37 - Sorry to ruin the fun, but dogs can actually see in color.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/05/2013 on (untitled) +71
#69 - danzoshimura (09/05/2013) [-]
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Wait so if dogs have 2 and we have 3, what would happen if something had 4 or more?
#84 - amdyceth (09/05/2013) [-]
theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp meet the mantis shrimp
User avatar #85 - danzoshimura (09/05/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, 16? Now I'm jealous of those little assholes.
User avatar #91 - theangryme (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm also jealous of those cool raptorial appendages and their supercavitation capacities.

I would kill for something like that
User avatar #72 - darnhaz (09/05/2013) [-]
Parrots have 4 I believe.

Not sure how it works.
#50 - jamiemsm (09/05/2013) [-]
i had a friend when i was a kid who told me that we know they dont see as well as we do because of an experiment we did once. where we took an eye out of the dog and then replaced a human eye with the dog eye.

#42 - evanxzile (09/05/2013) [-]
I had no idea dogs live in an yellow-blue contrast world.
User avatar #39 - carlospina (09/05/2013) [-]
But not enough.
#132 - 9/11 is on a calendar. WAKE UP AMERICA!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Did you know? +31
User avatar #205 - greenstrongworld (09/02/2013) [-]
"a" calendar

Where can I get one without it?
#181 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Died in different ways +2
User avatar #200 - irishpunker (09/01/2013) [-]
It's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle gun pendant. "Just thinking of John, Jackie"
#144 - Sorry if i ruined it for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on good night.. +1
#433 - coolcalx (09/01/2013) [-]
#116 - Ford Flex : Ford Fairlane concept. 09/01/2013 on Gimme gimme!!! +2
#55 - It looks like he's giving us the thumbs up. I think he's gonna…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Damn Nature, You Scary +6
#70 - slipchron has deleted their comment.
#56 - coolponyboy (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - bopeepssheep (08/28/2013) [-]
#31 - I'm an atheist too, but not all of us are that great either. E… 08/27/2013 on Well when you put it like that -1
#11 - I hate that people say iPhone. I never say, "Oh, yeah. Yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Tidal +27
#60 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
I still have my Motorola Razr. Never gonna sell/give it away
#57 - saboteurvenom (08/27/2013) [-]
good marketing if you ask me
#50 - bronywhat (08/27/2013) [-]
Because that extra syllable is such a hassle.
#38 - dafalloutboii (08/27/2013) [-]
iphones are better than other phones. you don't call robert downey jr a guy, you call him robert downeyfucking junior
User avatar #66 - nogphille (08/29/2013) [-]
looking through all your comments makes me think you're either a bad troll or just a very, very stupid person.

anyone who'd say an iphone is a superior phone would need to get their head examined.
you fell for the oldest trick in the book.. selling something at a higher price, making it seem better..

really man, you're a fucking dolt.

i'm jealous. really am. wish i could be as stupid and ignorant as you. life is better when you have the IQ of a peanut.
#21 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
I know people, including myself, who call their phones androids and Galaxies in this manner.
#17 - freakanator (08/27/2013) [-]
>at school
> teacher says no iphones, ipods or ipads
>next day everbody comes in with blackberry, samsung and nokia phones, old school mp3 and mp4's and tablets other than ipad
<-- teachers face when we found loop hole
User avatar #34 - igotyou (08/27/2013) [-]
lol even if I have that gif in my folders it still makes me laugh everytime. thumbs for you.
#138 - I felt even more when i thought of the fact of him becoming a … 08/23/2013 on late night feels from /b/ +1
#189 - I don't think it's fair to take guns away from the responsible… 08/23/2013 on Extremist 0
#169 - I hate to be unfunny, but oddly enough some people do grow up …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on Just maybe... +1
User avatar #173 - snowshark (08/23/2013) [-]
I'd argue that those are very common fascinations amongst men and it is subconsciously beamed into you through the culture in which we live these days. That said I think this is a touchy subject and this may not be the time or the place for it.

Still, you make a valid point and there is evidence to support the nature > nurture theory as there is the other way round.
#62 - Cass was my favorite companion. She was like a hotter version … 08/20/2013 on Best fallout quote ever! +2
#25 - What if the statue comes to life and plays fetch with the dog … 08/17/2013 on C'mon Man, Throw The Damn... +1
#13 - I think we all needed that.. 08/17/2013 on High +2
#39 - You're right! I really don't need these unpaid medical bills t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Money could solve at least... -1
#60 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
He didn't say you didn't need money. He just said it's not the most important thing.
#22 - And you just ****** everything up.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Fact Is... 0
#25 - jakeattack (08/07/2013) [-]
i still dont understand that one
User avatar #57 - iridium (08/07/2013) [-]
First of all, it's improperly done statistics.

Second of all, its grammar is rather poorly done. "Ancestors" implies that they're long dead.

It's hard to really explain, but it's one of those things that just doesn't really make sense.
#165 - jakeattack (08/08/2013) [-]
Interesting. So it's irrelevant essentially
User avatar #166 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
It's a matter of specifics. Just because you specifically had a small chance of being born to your parents, It doesn't mean that most of the events regarding ancestors would not have led to the birth of a human being. It also gets into this kind of whole "destiny" thing, and that doesn't really equate to mathematics very well.

Essentially, yes. It's irrelevant. Nobody should feel special just because they were born.
#167 - jakeattack (08/10/2013) [-]
I see I think, like each ancestor born passed down DNA, which each time was selected from millions of other sperm and eggs, which could have led to a different path, so each random selection of egg and sperm in each parent had only a small chance of being me. Had another egg been selected or another sperm made it, in ANY of the generations in my family tree, it would have led to a child with a different genetic makeup, and thus would not contain the conscious that I currently call "me". I started thinking this is where it gets crazy. I learned in ap bio the amount of crossing over leads to 64 million different combinations of genes within just ONE couple. So here's the crazy thing, as the tree goes up generations, the number of couples within that generation doubles. So in my parents it was 64mil, then that probability would be multiplied not by 64 million, but by 64 million^2 and then that resulting number be multiplied by 64million^4 then to the ^8 and so on. This essentially would come to a number so massive it would be almost pointless to even imagine it. Therefore it approaches Infinity
Infinite individuality. Woah, fucking woah
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