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#105 - I thought that picture looked a little familiar 08/11/2012 on Schoolyard economics +1
#75 - Probably didn't feel much when his brain was blown away. I'm n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Gore Comp 2 +1
User avatar #76 - rokkarokkaali (08/07/2012) [-]
I mean, does it hurt when your head is chopped in half? Or does the excruciating pain just make you black out and die?
#71 - Gore ruined any death situation for me.. I used to think every…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Gore Comp 2 +3
User avatar #73 - rokkarokkaali (08/07/2012) [-]
All I see now is sadness. Why would someone be thrown off a cliff? How did the man who lost his head feel when his damn brain was blown away. Gore is more sad than the animals in the kennel commercial.
User avatar #75 - shamusogrady (08/07/2012) [-]
Probably didn't feel much when his brain was blown away. I'm not a doctor, but i'm pretty sure you die when that happens.
User avatar #76 - rokkarokkaali (08/07/2012) [-]
I mean, does it hurt when your head is chopped in half? Or does the excruciating pain just make you black out and die?
#316 - And the glitchiness is exactly why i love it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Good Guy Todd +1
#395 - Ken M (08/07/2012) [-]

You like something because it doesn't work the way it's supposed to?

Do you also prefer your cars to come without brakes? Your keyboards without notes?

You are bad and should feel bad about it
#33 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Catch me ridin dirty! +43
#64 - yeahhhbuddy (08/07/2012) [-]
Fucking bad ass
#51 - kaboomz (08/07/2012) [-]
#6 - Comment deleted 08/05/2012 on Playing with bombs +1
#63 - He turned into Jonah Hill. 08/05/2012 on Take Control Of Your... -1
#28 - Still not as bad as seaweed touching your feet. 07/29/2012 on Haha have a nice summer ^^ 0
#103 - I had one and then i put it in the microwave..... It never wor… 07/23/2012 on Remember? -2
#43 - Picture 07/21/2012 on Hunting +4
#195 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Science and religion -5
#222 - Ken M (07/09/2012) [-]
You ever wonder why everything in the universe has a logical explanation? why we exist? Who everything physical on this planet has a purpose? why life exists? science has given us incredible knowledge about many essential things that we rely on but at the same time it cant explain why everything is the way it is meaning that there is no logical explanation to the reason why everything exists and is the way it is. Take for example lets look at how life begins to exist.....lets take say empty dirt lies on the ground on a lifeless earth......give it millions and millions of years do you think life will begin to appear on it?.....the answer is NO.......after millions and millions of years Dirt is just that DIRT.....but dirt has some of the same elements inside it as do many living things so how exactly is it that im full of life when dirt which is made of the same elements as other living things but why am I alive yet the dirt is still DIRT....there is no special element inside me to make me animate im just a bunch of atoms of carbon, nitrogen, and other elements which are also found in dirt, rock, air, and water.....i like science and it does give a logical explanation to almost all questions in the universe EXCEPT THE UNIVERSAL QUESTION.....why does everything have such a perfect order.....my theory is that something or SOMEONE put all of those things into order to work the way they do otherwise there is no meaning to our existence whatsoever.
#259 - Ken M (07/09/2012) [-]
This is one of the more interesting responses I've had to this type of argument. To start with I think you're right in saying that science doesn't know why the laws of physics developed as they did, but science knows it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop. That doesn't mean you can fill in the blanks9which are constantly being investigated0 with whatever appeals to you. Although, fair enough you made some smart points. We know little about what shapes a universes rules(or even if there are any others) but i, personally whould hypothescise that a universe could never develop with conflicting laws of physics, otherwise it couldn't exist, so any universe, intelligently designed or not, i would suppose(again, this is complicated stuff and i emphasise this is a guess)is bound to have 'harmonious' governing laws. Onto your point about dirt. It's true that the constituent parts of humans can be found in soil, the difference is structure, a hammer and a combine harvester both have alot of iron. Humans are highly advanced beings who are maintained and formed by countless chains of chemicals. And life doesn't start in dirt, it starts in water, a much more accomodating medium for life. I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but it would be much easier for highly primitive life to form where amino acids are floating about and can meet, though for a more detailed explanation, if we've discovered one yet, you'd need to talk to someone more educated. Yes you and dirt are compositionally similar, but not structurally and basic life originates in the sea.
#132 - Some years later and i realize that looks like a giant anus. 06/24/2012 on Under 21 on the weekends +4
#87 - He also voiced Cave Johnson in Portal 2. I still never look at… 05/07/2012 on You'll shat bricks +4
#11 - 0 Likes = 0 ***** given. 04/30/2012 on fucking facebook... 0
#9 - guys, i think OP may actually deliver this time. 04/30/2012 on title +1
#31 - It's not a bad song if it's the version done by Weaving the fate 04/21/2012 on This number one hit is shit -2
#39 - I used to do this and make my monthly $400 of car and insuranc… 04/15/2012 on $20 0
#38 - On the last image, i could only think of the Survival of the I… 03/22/2012 on U mad? 0
#19 - Almost the same thing happens when my parents ask me to get so… 03/16/2012 on my precious +2
#16 - I'll be honest, and i don't really know how to put this for yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2012 on Nutella +5
#30 - bitchimflawless (03/06/2012) [-]
Bro if I knew you I would buy you the biggest jar of nutella I can fucking find
#26 - Ken M (03/06/2012) [-]
#17 - iwanttousenumbers (03/06/2012) [-]
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#18 - Diet water! makes you even more dehydrated! 02/18/2012 on Subway sober, high +3
#76 - I'm 6'5, in good shape, and above average looks.. but talk…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Scumbag DNA comp +5
User avatar #88 - cynthain (02/17/2012) [-]
I'm a good looking girl, nice body, people tell me I'm funny and they like my odd personality.
but I'm 5'1 and I am moody as fuck :/
User avatar #132 - xshadeeisafag (02/17/2012) [-]
better to be a short girl than a short guy
User avatar #138 - cynthain (02/17/2012) [-]
but at 5'1, I'm tiny compared to everyone else my age.
I'm almost 19, and when I go out to buy alcohol I get looks like I'm 14.
User avatar #139 - xshadeeisafag (02/17/2012) [-]
I'm 15 and I'm only 5'6", fucking sucks
User avatar #141 - cynthain (02/17/2012) [-]
You'll grow still :)
User avatar #146 - xshadeeisafag (02/17/2012) [-]
Heh yeah, I guess.. But seriously, my mom's 5'1" also, being a short girl isn't that bad :P
#915 - **shamusogrady rolls 50,710** 02/14/2012 on 4Chan... 0
#29 - .... date rape  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2012 on sup +10
#34 - spacetequila (02/13/2012) [-]
Ahhh, ruphenol. My own special brew.
#26 - Picture 02/12/2012 on No Dog! +5


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