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shamusogrady

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#151 - I hit my deer at 60mph. It flew clear over the car and landed …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on BEAR 0
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#153 - brokentrucker (05/26/2016) [-]
Fuck me. Mine was covered, because I already pay out the ass for being under 27 (FUCK THEM FOR UPPING THAT AGE WHEN I WAS A YEAR AWAY) and I live in a fuckhole of a place, and the additional covereage was like...pennies compared to teh overall monthly. But when I realized I could repair the lamp and wing mirror from a hit and run a month before, for half the price of a single deductible for either, I was like "fuck that noise."

The thing is, I used to live in a really rural area, like 80% trees in most areas but soon as I moved up north is when I hit a fuckin deer.
#5 - LIFT ON DUSTY DON  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on /fit/izen uses a rusty barbell +22
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#22 - infinityflame (05/26/2016) [-]
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
#140 - I felt bad until I remember that two of these ******* ran out …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on BEAR +1
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#154 - darkangeloffire (05/26/2016) [-]
My grandparents were at a standstill due to a train on the tracks and a dear nailed the front and skidded over the front and died on the other side of the road.
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#149 - brokentrucker (05/26/2016) [-]
The first and only deer I "hit" I had effectively missed. Rather than leaping over, jumping around, or stopping, it ran full tilt into the side of my car, smashed the front left headlamp to shit, forcing me to order a new one. Shit was not cheap. Like 80 bucks.

It also either knocked itself out or snapped its neck on impact, because it flopped the fuck over. I know it died because, after I've taken a moment to realize I'm not fucking dead, and as I'm going to drag it off the fucking road, another car runs it the fuck over and drags it back the way I came a bit, then a semi-truck has a go at it, dragging it more and tossing the corpse off the other side of the road.
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#151 - shamusogrady (05/26/2016) [-]
I hit my deer at 60mph. It flew clear over the car and landed in the ditch. Good thing it was dead, because I would've chased it down and snapped its neck. It caused over $800 worth of damage to my car not covered by my insurance.
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#153 - brokentrucker (05/26/2016) [-]
Fuck me. Mine was covered, because I already pay out the ass for being under 27 (FUCK THEM FOR UPPING THAT AGE WHEN I WAS A YEAR AWAY) and I live in a fuckhole of a place, and the additional covereage was like...pennies compared to teh overall monthly. But when I realized I could repair the lamp and wing mirror from a hit and run a month before, for half the price of a single deductible for either, I was like "fuck that noise."

The thing is, I used to live in a really rural area, like 80% trees in most areas but soon as I moved up north is when I hit a fuckin deer.
#28 - I don't believe in an afterlife. You're not rewarded with some… 05/24/2016 on Glass Half Full 0
#13 - You make small talk if you're an asshole and can't stand being…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2016 on Anon goes outside 0
#23 - revelent (05/23/2016) [-]
Or maybe non-autistic people go straight for the weather when there's not much else to talk about as a conversation starter, since it's something that affects everyone's lives (aka, something everyone can relate to) and, as a result, it's usually fairly easy to go from it to a more concrete and substantial topic.
#14 - allthehomo (05/23/2016) [-]
Sometimes it's awkward standing in silence with a stranger. It's polite to make small talk. It usually it turns into an interesting conversation, if the atmosphere is right.
I'm a massive fucking shut-in and even I enjoy that shit occasionally. Not all the time because it's draining, but it's nice every once in a while.

Maybe if you got your head out of your ass, people would actually want to talk to you, and you might feel differently. Nigga don't be a rude bitch.
#15 - He just beat the jew at his own game. Dealerships **** people …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on Anon is the ultimate jew +91
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#17 - nachobeldavid (05/23/2016) [-]
Carhop is the worst. Its for people with money problems, and they'll fuck you the hardest.

I got my best deal at a large name dealership, dude was understanding. Sold me a 5-speed 98 cavalier for 2000$, sticker price was 3500. But I also had 1600$ to put down on it.
#40 - He did steroids to get like that. That being said, he still ha… 05/22/2016 on AWNAHLD 0
#28 - I hope they remaster this some day. For the Grove.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on A staggering 1.27 MB +1
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#29 - hornyfurry (05/22/2016) [-]
holy hell yes, i would love to go back to the game with modern gta graphics, same weapons and everything but more eastereggs maybe? and if they don't add any new things like map size related they could add so much to it, like fan theory stuff? or anything like that
#31 - It goes with the cinematic element like the borders. The video… 05/21/2016 on Skyrim 0
#29 - Are you talking about the dof  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Skyrim 0
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#30 - creamgravy (05/21/2016) [-]
Yeah, i like dof in some situations like super up close on npc faces, but thats way, way too much.
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#31 - shamusogrady (05/21/2016) [-]
It goes with the cinematic element like the borders. The video is compressed, though. It doesnt look that bad in game.