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shamusogrady

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:7/27/2016
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#41 - Forgot to login 05/30/2016 on Mods are asleep, post Gabe 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2016 on Snake bro best bro -1
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#17 - sirfiiddlesticks (05/29/2016) [-]
Snakes don't always open their mouths when they strike. My ball python boops me with his snoot when he strikes at me if he's pissy
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#16 - novus (05/29/2016) [-]
It struck the spider that was at his feet ya dumb
#24 - anon (05/29/2016) [-]
That's never implied though, so why are you calling him dumb
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#29 - novus (05/29/2016) [-]
"strikes at me and misses" that's the thing, it didn't miss.
#43 - Thats a ******* wifi adapter  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2016 on Anon on game consoles +9
#52 - themilkshakiest (05/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, mb didn't look at the picture before I dragged it in. But the text still stands, just ignore the picture part.
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#58 - amazerin (05/30/2016) [-]
much better
#22 - Skip to 1:08. This ***** my jam. 05/28/2016 on My fave webms comp, Pt 33 0
#14 - Picture 05/28/2016 on thats right +200
#91 - If you smoke weed, have a handle on life and you're able to fu… 05/28/2016 on /pol/itician votes for Bernie +2
#108 - Picture 05/27/2016 on Human Shishkabab +3
#151 - I hit my deer at 60mph. It flew clear over the car and landed …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on BEAR 0
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#153 - brokentrucker (05/26/2016) [-]
Fuck me. Mine was covered, because I already pay out the ass for being under 27 (FUCK THEM FOR UPPING THAT AGE WHEN I WAS A YEAR AWAY) and I live in a fuckhole of a place, and the additional covereage was like...pennies compared to teh overall monthly. But when I realized I could repair the lamp and wing mirror from a hit and run a month before, for half the price of a single deductible for either, I was like "fuck that noise."

The thing is, I used to live in a really rural area, like 80% trees in most areas but soon as I moved up north is when I hit a fuckin deer.
#5 - LIFT ON DUSTY DON  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on /fit/izen uses a rusty barbell +22
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#22 - infinityflame (05/26/2016) [-]
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
#140 - I felt bad until I remember that two of these ******* ran out …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on BEAR +1
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#154 - darkangeloffire (05/26/2016) [-]
My grandparents were at a standstill due to a train on the tracks and a dear nailed the front and skidded over the front and died on the other side of the road.
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#149 - brokentrucker (05/26/2016) [-]
The first and only deer I "hit" I had effectively missed. Rather than leaping over, jumping around, or stopping, it ran full tilt into the side of my car, smashed the front left headlamp to shit, forcing me to order a new one. Shit was not cheap. Like 80 bucks.

It also either knocked itself out or snapped its neck on impact, because it flopped the fuck over. I know it died because, after I've taken a moment to realize I'm not fucking dead, and as I'm going to drag it off the fucking road, another car runs it the fuck over and drags it back the way I came a bit, then a semi-truck has a go at it, dragging it more and tossing the corpse off the other side of the road.
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#151 - shamusogrady (05/26/2016) [-]
I hit my deer at 60mph. It flew clear over the car and landed in the ditch. Good thing it was dead, because I would've chased it down and snapped its neck. It caused over $800 worth of damage to my car not covered by my insurance.
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#153 - brokentrucker (05/26/2016) [-]
Fuck me. Mine was covered, because I already pay out the ass for being under 27 (FUCK THEM FOR UPPING THAT AGE WHEN I WAS A YEAR AWAY) and I live in a fuckhole of a place, and the additional covereage was like...pennies compared to teh overall monthly. But when I realized I could repair the lamp and wing mirror from a hit and run a month before, for half the price of a single deductible for either, I was like "fuck that noise."

The thing is, I used to live in a really rural area, like 80% trees in most areas but soon as I moved up north is when I hit a fuckin deer.