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#56 - It's actually moderately uncomfortable, but I'm talking about …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Abracadabra 0
#63 - nelliel (08/16/2014) [-]
than maybe you should sit on your head
#64 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
That'd be tough.
#53 - 1. The guy wanted the cop's attention to waste his time 2.…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Abracadabra 0
#61 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
cops have no obligation to protect american citizens
they also have the ability to ignore 911 calls and not respond (prank calls, false alarms)
and just because he carries out a higher responsibility doesn't mean you can't ask him for the time as long as you're not interrupting him

his position of authority shouldn't be belittled and is to be respected however
i don't understand why so many get aggressive as they do

bb out
User avatar #73 - leanonwut (08/16/2014) [-]
because most cops that get taken advantage of and dying were a result of them being nice and trusting of whoever they were dealing with
#62 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
He was interrupting him.
User avatar #66 - ljxjlos (08/16/2014) [-]
Fucking MC Chris.
#65 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
>as long as
i didn't say he wasn't
#10 - I think that breasts are attractive, but that's it. Otherwise …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Frustraighted +25
#24 - tranminh (08/16/2014) [-]
who doesn't think breasts are attractive, even straight girls do
#50 - You are so ******* ignorant that it causes me phy…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Abracadabra +1
#55 - nelliel (08/16/2014) [-]
is your chair not comfortable
#56 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
It's actually moderately uncomfortable, but I'm talking about a headache type of situation.
#63 - nelliel (08/16/2014) [-]
than maybe you should sit on your head
#64 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
That'd be tough.
User avatar #52 - kyoutu (08/16/2014) [-]
Do explain?
#53 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
1. The guy wanted the cop's attention to waste his time
2. The cop's time is more important than the civilian's
3. Cops exist to protect you, not tell you what fucking time it is
4. Saying that our taxes pay for officers donuts is like saying our taxes pay for teacher's donuts. It's their money, because being a cop is a job.
5. Cops deserve way more respect than they get for what they do, and pretending you are more important than them unless you are the president or a member of the armed forces makes you a faggot.
#61 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
cops have no obligation to protect american citizens
they also have the ability to ignore 911 calls and not respond (prank calls, false alarms)
and just because he carries out a higher responsibility doesn't mean you can't ask him for the time as long as you're not interrupting him

his position of authority shouldn't be belittled and is to be respected however
i don't understand why so many get aggressive as they do

bb out
User avatar #73 - leanonwut (08/16/2014) [-]
because most cops that get taken advantage of and dying were a result of them being nice and trusting of whoever they were dealing with
#62 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
He was interrupting him.
User avatar #66 - ljxjlos (08/16/2014) [-]
Fucking MC Chris.
#65 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
>as long as
i didn't say he wasn't
#79 - "Anker" 08/15/2014 on I am Groot +2
#70 - Well, I would have assumed it had something to do with Uncle T… 08/13/2014 on Anon is a police officer 0
#110 - Perhaps for warmups or to listen to music. It's typically a pe… 08/13/2014 on how you know he's pro 0
#108 - They usually do that. Sometimes they use the one arou…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2014 on how you know he's pro 0
User avatar #109 - directasshault (08/13/2014) [-]
So, they wear 2 pairs of headphones, because they have to use a certain type of headphone. So they let the other one hang their, while they arent gonna use it, because they have to use the other.

Then why have the second pair?
User avatar #114 - totallynotlegit (08/13/2014) [-]
sorry, the earbuds* and they're black and kinda hard to see. They're usually white tho
User avatar #113 - totallynotlegit (08/13/2014) [-]
soundproof headmuffs for drafting. See the headbuds he has?, the white ones. He's talking to his team by using them. When game starts he'll change to the other pair of headphones, the black one, and take off the headmuffs, the red one.
User avatar #110 - shameonapony (08/13/2014) [-]
Perhaps for warmups or to listen to music. It's typically a personal headset that they have around their neck, so they might be using it to talk to their team or were using it before they were given the SI ones
#77 - I'm an introvert, I love talking to my stylist 08/12/2014 on first step -1
#5 - People don't like talking to their stylist/barber? Ge…  [+] (52 new replies) 08/11/2014 on first step +121
User avatar #41 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
It's almost as if people are divided into introverts and extroverts.
User avatar #77 - shameonapony (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm an introvert, I love talking to my stylist
User avatar #43 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
just because you're an introvert doesn't mean you can't have a fucking chat with someone who's trying to be nice, that's just being a beta faggot.
User avatar #44 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
Actually that's exactly what it means.
User avatar #45 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
nope, an introvert is a person who is energized by being alone and whose energy is drained by being around other people. in other words they spend their time alone to recharge, that doesn't mean you can't be even the slightest bit social. you could be the most popular, well liked person ever who talks to everybody and still be an introvert. Alternatively you could be a shy, reclusive person and still be an extrovert. don't blame being an introvert for your lack of social skills.
User avatar #50 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
Introverts don't care about any type of social skills. You clearly understand introverts, so stop trying.
What Buzzfeed post are you getting your information from anyhoo?
User avatar #62 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
Dude you're just plain wrong, do some research, ask anyone who classifies as an introvert and actually knows what it means. I'm getting my information from both personal experience with introverts as well as literally any website ever that details what an introvert is, where are you getting your information from? because all i can think is you're completely socially inept and have fooled yourself into believing you're an introvert because it's easier to believe that than admit that you're socially awkward to fuck and no one want's to be around you. it's like those fat as fuck people who blame it on genetics, just pick a stupid fucking thing to blame your own shortcomings on so you don't have to put in any effort to better yourself.
User avatar #66 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm amazed how quickly you resort to ad hominem.
User avatar #71 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
hey i'm just saying what i legitimately think, i don't see how else you could come to that conclusion other than through blatant denial.
User avatar #72 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
Like I said, you clearly don't understand introverts. I might not understand extroverts, but I'm not trying to either.
User avatar #74 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
Just simply tell me where you got your information on what an introvert is, because i'm honest to god interested.
User avatar #76 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
have you actually read that? because it still proves you wrong. in your words "Introverts don't care about any type of social skills." As well as implying that introverts can not even have a simple chat with someone, and yet on the very same page you linked " he or she may enjoy interactions with close friends" and "do not fear social encounters like shy people do" yes introverts prefer to be alone but that doesn't mean they can't be social, and it certainly doesn't mean you can't just engage in small talk with someone.
#31 - junahi (08/11/2014) [-]
Every barber I have gone to there are magazines you can read to waste your time.
User avatar #29 - palinomana (08/11/2014) [-]
I just stare at their tits. They can't stop me.
User avatar #27 - misterfrog (08/11/2014) [-]
you could read something?
#26 - kristofe (08/11/2014) [-]
i feel like if the person is talking there not concentrating.
#24 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
I wear glasses, so I don't worry about what's going on in the mirror - can never see it anyway.
I hate making conversation with anyone, whether or not I know them. My boyfriend is the only exception.
I just really, really hate everyone.
#21 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't enjoy small talk, I find it pointless and boring most of the time. I rarely pay attention to the events that lend themselves to casual small talk, or find joy in remarking on observations. It's not a matter of being shy, awkward or anything like that, I simply do not enjoy it and avoid small talk whenever I can. People tend to prattle, and I find my own imagination more fulfilling than meaningless jabber.
User avatar #19 - trollchildxy (08/11/2014) [-]
For sure stare at the boobs, but i have my woman buzz me about once a month so it's a bit different i guess?
#18 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
It's pretty much expected that the internet is filled with people who are not comfortable meeting and talking to new people.

I don't have that problem, as i go to a barber that is operated by one person, which i've gradually got to know over 5 years while cutting my hair, so i don't have to talk to a stranger, but a friend. It's pretty much standard to just tell each other what happened the past months.

I'd suggest to anyone to just talk to your barber, especially when you go to the same one each time. They may have different employees, but most of them are nice and partially took to job to also be social with people (at least those i met).
User avatar #16 - europe (08/11/2014) [-]
There are always the akward bunch who don't want to talk
User avatar #17 - europe (08/11/2014) [-]
*awkward
#23 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
*British
#15 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
just kick back close your eyes and let them move your head however they want it. not hard.
User avatar #12 - venomousvalentine (08/11/2014) [-]
I usually just sit back in the chair and relax.
#14 - boomerpyro (08/11/2014) [-]
i usually sit there for 30 secs while i go back to being bald again
User avatar #35 - niggastolemyname (08/11/2014) [-]
You go to the barber for a bald haircut? Is that actually necessary?
#36 - boomerpyro (08/11/2014) [-]
shes better at it than i am, everything is completely even and she smooths out the edges around my scalp
#78 - souperior (08/13/2014) [-]
Why are people disliking you? That's a good reason.
#79 - souperior (08/13/2014) [-]
Are you fucking serious
This is what happens when you quickly google image a goddamn reaction picture because you don't have a suitable one
Goddamnit, this is why I suck
#9 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
I mean, I understand being antisocial and everything. I get it. But small talk is nice and it's not hard to show disinterest in conversation.
User avatar #47 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Pretty confusing to know what to talk about, though. I'm blunt and just say "do you like xxxx" but apparently that's wrong.
User avatar #51 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
People love to talk about themselves.

"How long have you worked here?"
"About 5 years"
"Oh so you're pretty experienced, I bet you're doing what you love"
Conversation ensues.
User avatar #52 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
That's my first path that I usually follow. That's also my rule for women: They love when someone shows interest in them and isn't self-centered and obsessed. I'm shit with women though, it's a wonder I'm capable of talking in public, having social anxiety.
User avatar #53 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh me too I suck at talking to girls when I'm trying to get them. I can make friends normally, but I ain't no smooth nigga.
User avatar #54 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm not even smooth with regular people. I suck in public, because I get intimidated by EVERYBODY. It's why I spend so much time on the Internet, because it satisfies my desire for social interaction without dealing with society out in public.
User avatar #55 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Man I know that feeling. Psychologically unfortunately it's more healthy to interact in person, so I force myself to go out and interact with people...
User avatar #56 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I was good at socialising at Uni. You never went to them, they came to you. It was scary, but I always had friends to support me there.
User avatar #57 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh man good for you, too bad I go to community college and everyone is forty.
User avatar #58 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I haven't been at Oxford Uni for years. I have no serious IRL friends. I never really socialise outside, and my social life is just barren as fuck.
User avatar #59 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Oxford that's pretty cool what'd you study
User avatar #60 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Forensic Sciences. It sounds cool, but it's shit. I realised too late that I can't get any jobs in it.
User avatar #61 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Damn, so what do you do for money?
User avatar #63 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Studentship, recently finished. I couldn't manage my finances, so I was doing 2 min. wage jobs but now I can do 1 job and have some free time. Gonna focus on weight loss with my free time where I can.
User avatar #64 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Get super fit and become a male stripper.
User avatar #65 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
If only I had the physical confidence. I think my face is hideous, and it takes years to get properly muscularly fit. I'm sticking to losing weight, because I'm overweight. One step at a time, mate.
User avatar #67 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Get super fat and become a welfare.
User avatar #68 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I couldn't live with myself if I got like that.
User avatar #73 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Add me. captainrattrap.
User avatar #69 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Alright well do you play steam?
User avatar #70 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Uh-huh. Why?
#33 - Haha No 08/11/2014 on double standard 0
#29 - Probably because she's a psycho bitch who beats people to deat…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on double standard +20
#32 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
But that is after the fact. So she beats cheating ass holes. Which in society, should be considered an outstanding citizen.
#162 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
Violent reaction to a nonviolent action. Not justifiable in civilized society just because feelings are hurt. There is a big difference between what we want to do and what we should do, and what we should do is leave the cheater if it is too much to handle.
User avatar #151 - arnoldbusk (08/11/2014) [-]
I never got why people think it's such a horrible crime to cheat. Sure, it sucks, but people shit their pants way too hard over it.
User avatar #33 - shameonapony (08/11/2014) [-]
Haha

No
#170 - It's a ton of different songs Iggy Azalea - Fancy … 08/10/2014 on street performer kills it +1
#469 - Ctrl+Shift+Esc opens Task manager Ctrl+Shift+T opens the l… 08/10/2014 on What is one cool internet... +3
#71 - Kinda looks like Bailey Jay  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on I Seriously Believe This Guys +1
User avatar #117 - neverforgetthedick (08/07/2014) [-]
I think it is.
#319 - No. I think it's irresponsible to tell a women to through out …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -4
User avatar #345 - mistafishy (08/06/2014) [-]
...if it's "HER" child as you said, then why does the man have to be responsible for it in any way then? Isn't it irresponsible to force someone to care for a kid they did not intend to have, especially assuming that both partners didn't want the kid in the first place?
#316 - Implying a woman wants to give her child away.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -4
#320 - bodyrokr (08/06/2014) [-]
If she wants it she can keep it, but im not helping with it.
All i did was fuck some dum slut, not ask for a kid.
And if she wants it so bad wheres the problem its all hers.
#314 - But they never would have been able to if you didn't put yours…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -6
User avatar #322 - syntheticdoll (08/06/2014) [-]
"Well, he wouldn't have been able to stab you if you weren't walking at night so it's your falt, not someone's who decided to harm you."
User avatar #348 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
I can't comprehend the stupidity. I must be dreaming.
User avatar #332 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
"Well he wouldn't have been able to push you in front of a car if you weren't crossing the street to begin with"
"Well he wouldn't have been able to suffocate you if you didn't require oxygen to live"
"Well he wouldn't have been able to rob you if you weren't outside"
#309 - But you can't blame them for burns if you were the one putting…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -7
User avatar #312 - syntheticdoll (08/06/2014) [-]
Well they caused part of the danger that hurt you.
User avatar #314 - shameonapony (08/06/2014) [-]
But they never would have been able to if you didn't put yourself there.
User avatar #322 - syntheticdoll (08/06/2014) [-]
"Well, he wouldn't have been able to stab you if you weren't walking at night so it's your falt, not someone's who decided to harm you."
User avatar #348 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
I can't comprehend the stupidity. I must be dreaming.
User avatar #332 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
"Well he wouldn't have been able to push you in front of a car if you weren't crossing the street to begin with"
"Well he wouldn't have been able to suffocate you if you didn't require oxygen to live"
"Well he wouldn't have been able to rob you if you weren't outside"
#300 - Of course. Doesn't mean it isn't incredibly dangerous.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -9
User avatar #310 - mistafishy (08/06/2014) [-]
Okay, and we know that Humans like fun right? SO they'll pursue fun... If sex is fun, we want sex, so humans aren't going to stop having sex aside from procreation just because of a chance of pregnancy.

INTRODUCING contraception. If both partners are not willing to have a child and use contraceptives that fail, don't you think it's irresponsible for one of them to force the resulting child on the other?
User avatar #319 - shameonapony (08/06/2014) [-]
No. I think it's irresponsible to tell a women to through out her child.
User avatar #345 - mistafishy (08/06/2014) [-]
...if it's "HER" child as you said, then why does the man have to be responsible for it in any way then? Isn't it irresponsible to force someone to care for a kid they did not intend to have, especially assuming that both partners didn't want the kid in the first place?
#297 - But you still chose to dick her. Again, it's your fault.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -4
User avatar #299 - captainprincess (08/06/2014) [-]
not*
#286 - No. As a matter of fact they aren't. If you want to g…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -9
User avatar #515 - asheskirata (08/06/2014) [-]
Sir, you're an idiot and don't deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of humanity. Please don't breed.
#364 - lolkeklol (08/06/2014) [-]
Paraphrase:1. Women are fire.
2. FIre is hot. if you light your girlfriend on fire shes double hot and can't have kids.
3.???
4. Profit
#351 - bluemagebrilly (08/06/2014) [-]
While I cannot speak from experience with sex itself, I know a few female friends who would probably treat you like you are a five year old for saying such ignorant things.

Women also enjoy sex. A friend in High School was constantly stating that she loved her boyfriend's size, and never about 'we're going to have so many kids.' Don't get me wrong, it was annoying and no one ever asked her about it. And let's not even glance at lesbians, right? The ones who have sex purely because it feels good.

They're not machines, shame. Women are just as likely to go for sex 'because it feels good' just as men are. The only real difference is the equipment and how they feel afterwards, but that varies based on the person rather than the gender.
User avatar #339 - arreatface (08/06/2014) [-]
> Women have sex because of what sex is for.
> Men have sex because it feels good.

That my friend is one of the most retarded statements that I ever read.
please do humanity a favor, dont dare spawn fucking brats ever a day.
User avatar #340 - arreatface (08/06/2014) [-]
*most retarded statement i've ever read
#280 - No, that's different because I don't need you to bungie jump. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -7
User avatar #330 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
>No, that's different because I don't need you to bungie jump.

Explain how. The situation is the exact same in both scenarios.
And you need someone else to do bungee jumping. You can't just go and jump of a bridge without someone supervising you and making sure everything functions correctly.

Man consents to sex under the condition that they use a condom.
Woman pokes a hole in the condom without telling the man, thus voiding the precautions they both agreed to take. The man was still under the impression that the condom was intact, which it was not. Had the women told him, we would not have 'taken the risk'.

>knowing something could go wrong and he could wind up with a kid

The probability of an intact condom to fail is what? 1%?
The probability of a broken condom to fail is what? 100%?

Now another question for you, let's say the roles are reversed.
Man wants a kid, women does not.
Man pokes a hole in the condom without telling her first.
Is it now her fault that she ended up pregnant?
#276 - Again, you guys miss the point. The risk evaporates t… 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -3
#269 - They wanted to have sex. They took the risk. Played w…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -9
User avatar #389 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2014) [-]
They wanted sex, not children. That's perfectly fair.
#374 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
A kid is not a punishment for daring to have sex and people need to stop treating it as such.

There is nothing wrong with fucking as much as you want - we have ways of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.
User avatar #308 - syntheticdoll (08/06/2014) [-]
You can play with fire but if someone blows it into your face with a dodorant firestorm it's still a fucking asshole move.
User avatar #309 - shameonapony (08/06/2014) [-]
But you can't blame them for burns if you were the one putting yourself in danger.
User avatar #312 - syntheticdoll (08/06/2014) [-]
Well they caused part of the danger that hurt you.
User avatar #314 - shameonapony (08/06/2014) [-]
But they never would have been able to if you didn't put yourself there.
User avatar #322 - syntheticdoll (08/06/2014) [-]
"Well, he wouldn't have been able to stab you if you weren't walking at night so it's your falt, not someone's who decided to harm you."
User avatar #348 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
I can't comprehend the stupidity. I must be dreaming.
User avatar #332 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
"Well he wouldn't have been able to push you in front of a car if you weren't crossing the street to begin with"
"Well he wouldn't have been able to suffocate you if you didn't require oxygen to live"
"Well he wouldn't have been able to rob you if you weren't outside"
User avatar #274 - asheskirata (08/06/2014) [-]
So wait a minute, the women who caused the fire to burn the men are not at fault, but the men are? That's fucking ingenious bro, glad you have this logical way of looking at it.
#286 - shameonapony (08/06/2014) [-]
No. As a matter of fact they aren't.

If you want to go ahead and assume I'm the anti-christ because I think men have the mental capacity to think about what they are doing, that's okay.

But at least pretend to understand what I'm saying.

You. Do. Not. Have. To. Have. Sex.

Boom.

Is your mind blown yet?

If you try to fuck someone, you are almost guaranteed a child. Women typically have sex to have children.

Women have sex because of what sex is for. Men have sex because it feels good.

Men wouldn't get burned if they never fucked the fire.
User avatar #515 - asheskirata (08/06/2014) [-]
Sir, you're an idiot and don't deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of humanity. Please don't breed.
#364 - lolkeklol (08/06/2014) [-]
Paraphrase:1. Women are fire.
2. FIre is hot. if you light your girlfriend on fire shes double hot and can't have kids.
3.???
4. Profit
#351 - bluemagebrilly (08/06/2014) [-]
While I cannot speak from experience with sex itself, I know a few female friends who would probably treat you like you are a five year old for saying such ignorant things.

Women also enjoy sex. A friend in High School was constantly stating that she loved her boyfriend's size, and never about 'we're going to have so many kids.' Don't get me wrong, it was annoying and no one ever asked her about it. And let's not even glance at lesbians, right? The ones who have sex purely because it feels good.

They're not machines, shame. Women are just as likely to go for sex 'because it feels good' just as men are. The only real difference is the equipment and how they feel afterwards, but that varies based on the person rather than the gender.
User avatar #339 - arreatface (08/06/2014) [-]
> Women have sex because of what sex is for.
> Men have sex because it feels good.

That my friend is one of the most retarded statements that I ever read.
please do humanity a favor, dont dare spawn fucking brats ever a day.
User avatar #340 - arreatface (08/06/2014) [-]
*most retarded statement i've ever read
User avatar #273 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
>their friends are at fault, not the women that poked holes in their condoms and stopped taking birth control

So, by that logic, if you go bungee jumping, and I cut your rope without telling you, and you die, it's your fault because "you took the risk"?
User avatar #280 - shameonapony (08/06/2014) [-]
No, that's different because I don't need you to bungie jump.

Takes two to tango, my friend.

The woman wanted a kid. The man slept with her for fun, knowing something could go wrong and he could wind up with a kid.

He wound up with a kid.

Man's fault. Shouldn't have taken the risk.

It's not the woman's fault because she had sex for the sole purpose of what sex is intended to do.
User avatar #330 - infernis (08/06/2014) [-]
>No, that's different because I don't need you to bungie jump.

Explain how. The situation is the exact same in both scenarios.
And you need someone else to do bungee jumping. You can't just go and jump of a bridge without someone supervising you and making sure everything functions correctly.

Man consents to sex under the condition that they use a condom.
Woman pokes a hole in the condom without telling the man, thus voiding the precautions they both agreed to take. The man was still under the impression that the condom was intact, which it was not. Had the women told him, we would not have 'taken the risk'.

>knowing something could go wrong and he could wind up with a kid

The probability of an intact condom to fail is what? 1%?
The probability of a broken condom to fail is what? 100%?

Now another question for you, let's say the roles are reversed.
Man wants a kid, women does not.
Man pokes a hole in the condom without telling her first.
Is it now her fault that she ended up pregnant?
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