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#4 - Comment deleted 11/29/2014 on Chu Fact +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on 5 Years of Funnyjunk +1
#11 - jtblip (11/28/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#8 - memeticman (11/28/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#6 - How do you not understand that this kid is a troll. 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking +4
#137 - World Domination, are you crazy? World Domination in… 11/23/2014 on Choice game +1
#306 - I win. (Proof I didn't draw this.) 11/21/2014 on [Cancer] the Hedgehog +1
#149 - I never said it did. This is like saying that the fem… 11/21/2014 on But seriously guys, tone it... 0
#148 - Everybody has an extreme to express. People who think… 11/21/2014 on But seriously guys, tone it... 0
#47 - I think it's because being sexually oppressed for the greater …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on But seriously guys, tone it... 0
#72 - ninheldin (11/20/2014) [-]
But when they say we are just like everyone else and then do things like that they look like hypocrites
User avatar #148 - shameonapony (11/21/2014) [-]
Everybody has an extreme to express.

People who think that everybody is equal are people who don't understand how people work.

We are not even close to being normal, but that's okay.

Normal is really a useless term in application to people.

Even then, it's just expression, because a lot of these people have been repressed, be it by their parents, peers, schooling, religion, etc. etc.

I can agree that looks hypocritical, but that isn't the point of the parades and all that.
#61 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
except being gay doesnt mean being a fairy
User avatar #149 - shameonapony (11/21/2014) [-]
I never said it did.

This is like saying that the feminists in their Nazi parades about euthanizing men represent all women.

Gay men range everywhere from completely masculine to borderline fairy, just like pretty much every other rating of extremism.

Gamers range from casual cool guys who play minecraft on the xbox to the obnoxious neckbeards that just completed a 100% run of shovel knight on the oculous rift.
#128 - OMG SAME Are we twins? College student Thank… 11/20/2014 on your thanksgiving? 0
#155 - That's like saying that the French won us the war. Ev… 11/20/2014 on murica fuk yuh 0
#154 - The people that drove them and died when they caught fire or e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on murica fuk yuh 0
#165 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
it was because Ronson's slogan was "lights first time". the first m4 shermans used to do just that as they had petrol engines instead of diesels, as later variants.
#49 - All these Ameriplebs whining about inaccurate facts. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Americans... -8
User avatar #63 - dingdongpancakes (11/18/2014) [-]
Just a quick question, when you think of slavery in the US do you think of those massive plantations with hundreds of slaves all picking cotton? or do you think of the 99% of slave owners who had like, one slave and that slave was treated like a member of their family?
User avatar #57 - noblexfenrir (11/18/2014) [-]
"80-100 million..."
Specific examples of torture and the like I can agree were indefensible however this entire conflict had varying actions of violence from both sides (NA's even against other tribes.), it's not as easy to say "They owned their land and we took it" when this was a time period ( and how it still is effectively done today) that if you do not have the means to defend your territory then those who can will take it. This is how almost every tribe in that area operated as well, but we're the monsters because we had superior munitions? Yeah no, you don't get to practice a specific tactic and then get mad and pull the victim card when someone bigger and stronger does it to you.

"6 million deaths..."
I agree it's horrible they died and were put through what they were. However many people at the time did not view these slaves as human beings, while this is harsh it does give insight into their actions.

"Nothing justifies..."
No the people who were truly wronged in that whole ordeal were the Japanese Americans who had their rights blatantly violated from the government which was supposed to protect them, while being watched by citizens who had all the power to help them but refused to out of fear. You can say the US maybe started the escalation with sanctions and trade blocks, but at the end of the day, they initiated violence on a large scale, the first nuke is justified, the second was overkill but procedures differ during wartime.

"I may approve..."
As long as we can agree it happens yet is not the intent of attacks, then fine.

"9/11 was payback..."
"Not justifying killing civilians", you just said they deserved it. and while I have no problem admitting some of the actions of the US in the middle east aren't in the best nature, we have absolutely good reasons (in regards to our best interests) to be there on paper. The execution we can certainly argue is flawed.
#48 - Russia is not a communist state, it is a federation. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Americans... +1
User avatar #93 - iamkagji (11/18/2014) [-]
The sickle and hammer was created by Lenin as the symbol of communist ideals. Same with the red color scheme
User avatar #51 - furiousmarshmellow (11/18/2014) [-]
#46 - No they aren't. Are you stupid? 11/18/2014 on Americans... 0
#11 - Exactly what I was thinking! 11/18/2014 on Kinky time with Wii Fit... 0
#46 - Well he had lost everything, at least he got to go out with style. 11/15/2014 on Crossfit 0
#34 - Slaanesh in his most basic form is a hermaphrodite with the ex… 11/12/2014 on Rev up those punchlines 0
#2 - >Not serving Slaanesh -Get to have both male and f…  [+] (35 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Rev up those punchlines +46
#72 - qun (11/19/2014) [-]
you forgot the everlasting pain that neshy likes to give out
>serving papa nurgle
-immunity from disease while lookin awesome
-sick ass zombie daemons for allies
-close connection to papa nurgle
-booming laughter with papa nurgle
-chained up eldar goddess bitch
-giving the emperor a stuffy nose every five seconds
User avatar #44 - wizardbaker (11/13/2014) [-]
Slaanesh is one of the worst chaos gods you could possibly worship

>Everything eventually becomes dull to you.
>You need to go to more and more extremes just to feel anything.
>Eventually go so fucking insane that you get eaten by Slaanesh and probably suffer forever.

If you gotta pick a chaos god, choose Nurgle, Tzeentch, or Malice
User avatar #57 - theiceknight (11/13/2014) [-]
I did not know who this malice god is thank you for hinting at his meer existance
User avatar #43 - treetickler (11/13/2014) [-]
there will be drugs right?
#41 - gingebro (11/13/2014) [-]
Slaanesh you say?
#29 - nikster (11/12/2014) [-]
>Not Being Tau

-Amazing Tech Suits and Guns
-try to at least talk to enemies before pulverizing them in a beautiful surge of Plasma
-The Good Guys
-Kick Ass RailGun
-Fuck Close Combat, I'm not a filthy piece of shit Ork
-Kroot to do heavy lifting
-The Greater Good Cares for everyone
-Even if your not Tau, your accepted
-Air caste bitches are sexy as fuck
-We're the Future assholes
#59 - lapsushominum (11/13/2014) [-]
-Amazing Tech armor and guns
-No need for talk; your fate has been forseen
-The good guys If anyone in WH40K can be called that, it's Eldar or Tau
-Kick Ass shuriken guns and prism cannon
-Close combat with grave
-Technology does the heavy lifting
-Well if you're not an enemy you're safe for now
-Well... You got me there, everyone else isn't nearly as important
-Howling Banshees
-We're the past and future
User avatar #71 - yesilift (11/15/2014) [-]
eldar suck
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#21 - asasqw (11/12/2014) [-]
>Not serving the Emperor

-Soul is your own
-Largest faction
-Not being burned as a heretic or xeno
-Possibility to become a space marine
-Possibility to become Emperor's daughter
-Can join guardsmen whenever the fuck you feel like
-Not being burned as a heretic or xeno
-Mind not filled with xeno lies or taken over my deamons
-Once the Emperor reincarnates all other factions are fucked anyhow
User avatar #25 - zekeon (11/12/2014) [-]
>Serving the Emperor
-being on the losing doomed side
-leader is a mummy
-other leaders are lost or dead
-two don't even exist anymore
-not getting to fuck hot xeno bitches

Yeah no.
User avatar #61 - dadukesta (11/13/2014) [-]
>Perks of being an Imperial
-Space tier normal life
-Go to bars like any normal person in greatest cities ever created
-Massive military parades
-Fuck imperial bitches
-Have hundreds of sons to fuel Guardsman might
-Go on 40kFunnyjunk.com and laugh at posts about mutantism (40k feminism equivalent)
-Go to 40k FJ NSFW to look at hot and naughty Imperial on Eldar action
-Kill heretics on the side for the Emperor
-Police praise me for killing heretics
-Live peaceful success lifespan of 130 without ever being attacked by massive xeno/daemon/traitor invasions
-Praise the Emperor
#35 - bothemastaofall (11/12/2014) [-]
Because he deserves it. He has led us to glorious frontiers and magnificent conquests.
I would pledge my soul 1,000 times and die 1,000 deaths each time for all he has sacrificed.
When he returns, the Universe will burn with his radiance, and the warp will be ours alone.
#22 - bigmanblue (11/12/2014) [-]
first off
no you cant become a space marine
your born a space marine or your not
there is no become one
your soul your own? hah the emporer owns you and you know it
#32 - arandomanon (11/12/2014) [-]
"born a space marine". Do you think space marines have kids or something? And who would bear their kids? Some special kind of women? She-space marines?

The soul part is true though. Your soul is the Emperor's, he only lends it to you for a limited time.
User avatar #26 - azinfriit (11/12/2014) [-]
Any human warrior deemed worthy by a chapter CAN become a space marine.
User avatar #24 - zekeon (11/12/2014) [-]
Incorrect, there are plenty of hopefuls that train to become space marines, and if they're accepted they go through the process of being genetically altered and injected with geneseed.

Learn yer shit, m8.
#45 - ironsoul (11/13/2014) [-]
Geneseed is a pretty fancy name for Space Marine semen.
User avatar #46 - zekeon (11/13/2014) [-]
#47 - ironsoul (11/13/2014) [-]
It should be.
User avatar #20 - dvdfaust (11/12/2014) [-]
Man, don't talk about Grandpa Nurgle that way. He just wants everyone to be happy and warm and just like him. He just wants that happiness to spread, like a warm, enveloping tumor.
#17 - lapsushominum (11/12/2014) [-]
>Not being eldar

-Technology of ages
-Being put in a spirit stone so you don't get tormented after death
-Stylish Taste the rainbow
-Psychic power
-One of our gods laughs at yours and never faces consequences
-Rebuild civilization or die trying And even if we all die the created Eldar god of death will be able to kill Slaanesh
#5 - granodd (11/12/2014) [-]
>Not server Khorne

-glorious slaughter
-more slaughter
-kickass immunity to psychic bullshittery
-neat cereal bowls
-kickass slogan
-fastest fuckers in the galaxy red ones go fasta
#33 - drsparta (11/12/2014) [-]
#4 - captainprincess (11/12/2014) [-]

How anyone doesn't want to serve with every fiber of their being and then some is beyond any rational thinker
It is literally a ticket to a living paradise, cultivated to your every personal taste and want
User avatar #19 - asasqw (11/12/2014) [-]
It ends up the other way around. She warps you to her liking and makes it harder and harder for you to get off so you need to do more and more twisted acts to cum
User avatar #62 - captainprincess (11/13/2014) [-]

it's only fear as calls it 'warped'
get some stones man explore yourself
User avatar #11 - crazylance (11/12/2014) [-]
Well aside from the fact that you will probably get killed eventually and that you're doomed to torture if you die and you also have to win alot of battles in order to please the god you're serving and if you die on the way to become that sex/blood god then well, woop-a-doo, yer dead. You're also pretty much condemned, I'm also sure that those who would serve you once you turn into a giant badass would also want to kill you to have a chance to be giant badasses.
User avatar #63 - captainprincess (11/13/2014) [-]
You're dead anyway
None of us are immortal

But fuck tryna go out with a smile on your face eh
User avatar #65 - crazylance (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, if you look at it that way, sure, I don't mind being some Slannesh fuck-god.
User avatar #66 - captainprincess (11/13/2014) [-]
Just as the prince of excess intended
User avatar #67 - crazylance (11/13/2014) [-]
I guess. I mean, some humans turn heretic for that daemonette pus-saaaay.
That's kind of the point of Chaos I believe, exploiting the desires of humans
and turn them into heretics which are basically slaves/workers for *insert Chaos God name here*
User avatar #68 - captainprincess (11/13/2014) [-]
That you think us slaves is truly telling
The Imperium made entirely of the utterly free

It's quite strange you know? How slaves often look at everyone else and, rather than wish or try for freedom, prefer to convince themselves that it is only they who are not slaves
User avatar #69 - crazylance (11/13/2014) [-]
The reason I used the word "slave" is because that's what I assume the Chaos Gods to look at their little heretics as. I mean, look at Khorne, he doesn't give a damn whose blood is spilled so long as blood is spilled. Same goes for Tzeench, if he needs to sacrifice a few dozen heretics so his plans can go smoothly, off to their deaths they go.

But then again, don't take my word for it, I was never pro-Chaos and never really considered playing as a Chaos commander, I have no idea how the Heretic-God interaction really goes about.
User avatar #70 - captainprincess (11/13/2014) [-]
Khorne is kind of a bad example when talking to the Slaaneshi
Khorne's followers don't tend to flock to him for his praise, they tend to do it because they like his style and they like killing and destroying

And if they do it well enough he makes them more awesome at it

And yeah, Tzeentch is a massive backstabbing quadruple-crossing meganerd
If you should want to follow him and his example, you've gotta be prepared to play your own game of plans and betrayals too

So ofcourse the slave would make such an assumption
Slaves rarely know any better
#3 - He talks about the old robots though, how does that make sense…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on The new FNAF in a nutshell +7
#6 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
it is a prequel, that's kinda the ending spoiler, this is during the "bite of 87." to appease the parents they deactivated the new models, but rebuilt and reused the old. It's kinda meant to be a mindfuck
#392 - Good for that guy. 11/10/2014 on Man destroys women in subway 0
#181 - Looks dope 11/06/2014 on Shocking effects of self harm 0
#26 - It's kind of a poorly made fake, the motion blur when she 'goe…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Cheerleader +8
User avatar #33 - chism (11/05/2014) [-]
no it's an old video, its real though
User avatar #36 - demofox (11/05/2014) [-]
It isn't. A german show called "Galileo" disproved it and talked with the people in that video, they even recreated that video.
User avatar #71 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/05/2014) [-]
you mean she hit her head twice?
#100 - demofox (11/06/2014) [-]
If the video is fake, and she didn't even touch the "hoop", how can she hit her head?
#101 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/06/2014) [-]
I misread that as "proved" instead of "disproved".
#41 - mathmanchris (11/05/2014) [-]
#43 - Well, if you think about it The Satsuma Rebellion was… 11/05/2014 on Female samurai warrior 0
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