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shameonapony

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Date Signed Up:7/03/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
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#5 - Is this your card? 08/29/2014 on Traffic Un-Jammer +12
#247 - I suck cock anyways 08/27/2014 on Please read description +1
#66 - If you think about it, as far as the player character knows, n… 08/26/2014 on Not rdy 4 freddie +1
#73 - Picture 08/25/2014 on just like america +1
#2 - There is a sniper directly beneath the second E in "See&q… 08/25/2014 on The Hills have eyes +2
#6 - Picture 08/24/2014 on Kyle +17
#64 - Looks a lot like BeamNG 08/21/2014 on PC Physics +2
#64 - That'd be tough. 08/16/2014 on Abracadabra +1
#62 - He was interrupting him.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Abracadabra +1
User avatar #66 - ljxjlos (08/16/2014) [-]
Fucking MC Chris.
#65 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
>as long as
i didn't say he wasn't
#56 - It's actually moderately uncomfortable, but I'm talking about …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Abracadabra 0
#63 - nelliel (08/16/2014) [-]
than maybe you should sit on your head
#64 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
That'd be tough.
#53 - 1. The guy wanted the cop's attention to waste his time 2.…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Abracadabra 0
#61 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
cops have no obligation to protect american citizens
they also have the ability to ignore 911 calls and not respond (prank calls, false alarms)
and just because he carries out a higher responsibility doesn't mean you can't ask him for the time as long as you're not interrupting him

his position of authority shouldn't be belittled and is to be respected however
i don't understand why so many get aggressive as they do

bb out
User avatar #73 - leanonwut (08/16/2014) [-]
because most cops that get taken advantage of and dying were a result of them being nice and trusting of whoever they were dealing with
#62 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
He was interrupting him.
User avatar #66 - ljxjlos (08/16/2014) [-]
Fucking MC Chris.
#65 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
>as long as
i didn't say he wasn't
#10 - I think that breasts are attractive, but that's it. Otherwise …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Frustraighted +25
#24 - tranminh (08/16/2014) [-]
who doesn't think breasts are attractive, even straight girls do
#50 - You are so ******* ignorant that it causes me physical pain.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Abracadabra +1
#55 - nelliel (08/16/2014) [-]
is your chair not comfortable
#56 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
It's actually moderately uncomfortable, but I'm talking about a headache type of situation.
#63 - nelliel (08/16/2014) [-]
than maybe you should sit on your head
#64 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
That'd be tough.
User avatar #52 - kyoutu (08/16/2014) [-]
Do explain?
#53 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
1. The guy wanted the cop's attention to waste his time
2. The cop's time is more important than the civilian's
3. Cops exist to protect you, not tell you what fucking time it is
4. Saying that our taxes pay for officers donuts is like saying our taxes pay for teacher's donuts. It's their money, because being a cop is a job.
5. Cops deserve way more respect than they get for what they do, and pretending you are more important than them unless you are the president or a member of the armed forces makes you a faggot.
#61 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
cops have no obligation to protect american citizens
they also have the ability to ignore 911 calls and not respond (prank calls, false alarms)
and just because he carries out a higher responsibility doesn't mean you can't ask him for the time as long as you're not interrupting him

his position of authority shouldn't be belittled and is to be respected however
i don't understand why so many get aggressive as they do

bb out
User avatar #73 - leanonwut (08/16/2014) [-]
because most cops that get taken advantage of and dying were a result of them being nice and trusting of whoever they were dealing with
#62 - shameonapony (08/16/2014) [-]
He was interrupting him.
User avatar #66 - ljxjlos (08/16/2014) [-]
Fucking MC Chris.
#65 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
>as long as
i didn't say he wasn't
#79 - "Anker" 08/15/2014 on I am Groot +2
#70 - Well, I would have assumed it had something to do with Uncle T… 08/13/2014 on Anon is a police officer 0
#110 - Perhaps for warmups or to listen to music. It's typically a pe… 08/13/2014 on how you know he's pro 0
#108 - They usually do that. Sometimes they use the one arou…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2014 on how you know he's pro 0
User avatar #109 - directasshault (08/13/2014) [-]
So, they wear 2 pairs of headphones, because they have to use a certain type of headphone. So they let the other one hang their, while they arent gonna use it, because they have to use the other.

Then why have the second pair?
User avatar #114 - totallynotlegit (08/13/2014) [-]
sorry, the earbuds* and they're black and kinda hard to see. They're usually white tho
User avatar #113 - totallynotlegit (08/13/2014) [-]
soundproof headmuffs for drafting. See the headbuds he has?, the white ones. He's talking to his team by using them. When game starts he'll change to the other pair of headphones, the black one, and take off the headmuffs, the red one.
User avatar #110 - shameonapony (08/13/2014) [-]
Perhaps for warmups or to listen to music. It's typically a personal headset that they have around their neck, so they might be using it to talk to their team or were using it before they were given the SI ones
#77 - I'm an introvert, I love talking to my stylist 08/12/2014 on first step -1
#5 - People don't like talking to their stylist/barber? Ge…  [+] (52 new replies) 08/11/2014 on first step +121
User avatar #41 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
It's almost as if people are divided into introverts and extroverts.
User avatar #77 - shameonapony (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm an introvert, I love talking to my stylist
User avatar #43 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
just because you're an introvert doesn't mean you can't have a fucking chat with someone who's trying to be nice, that's just being a beta faggot.
User avatar #44 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
Actually that's exactly what it means.
User avatar #45 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
nope, an introvert is a person who is energized by being alone and whose energy is drained by being around other people. in other words they spend their time alone to recharge, that doesn't mean you can't be even the slightest bit social. you could be the most popular, well liked person ever who talks to everybody and still be an introvert. Alternatively you could be a shy, reclusive person and still be an extrovert. don't blame being an introvert for your lack of social skills.
User avatar #50 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
Introverts don't care about any type of social skills. You clearly understand introverts, so stop trying.
What Buzzfeed post are you getting your information from anyhoo?
User avatar #62 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
Dude you're just plain wrong, do some research, ask anyone who classifies as an introvert and actually knows what it means. I'm getting my information from both personal experience with introverts as well as literally any website ever that details what an introvert is, where are you getting your information from? because all i can think is you're completely socially inept and have fooled yourself into believing you're an introvert because it's easier to believe that than admit that you're socially awkward to fuck and no one want's to be around you. it's like those fat as fuck people who blame it on genetics, just pick a stupid fucking thing to blame your own shortcomings on so you don't have to put in any effort to better yourself.
User avatar #66 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm amazed how quickly you resort to ad hominem.
User avatar #71 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
hey i'm just saying what i legitimately think, i don't see how else you could come to that conclusion other than through blatant denial.
User avatar #72 - uzerc (08/11/2014) [-]
Like I said, you clearly don't understand introverts. I might not understand extroverts, but I'm not trying to either.
User avatar #74 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
Just simply tell me where you got your information on what an introvert is, because i'm honest to god interested.
User avatar #76 - thefogwoggler (08/11/2014) [-]
have you actually read that? because it still proves you wrong. in your words "Introverts don't care about any type of social skills." As well as implying that introverts can not even have a simple chat with someone, and yet on the very same page you linked " he or she may enjoy interactions with close friends" and "do not fear social encounters like shy people do" yes introverts prefer to be alone but that doesn't mean they can't be social, and it certainly doesn't mean you can't just engage in small talk with someone.
#31 - junahi (08/11/2014) [-]
Every barber I have gone to there are magazines you can read to waste your time.
User avatar #29 - palinomana (08/11/2014) [-]
I just stare at their tits. They can't stop me.
User avatar #27 - misterfrog (08/11/2014) [-]
you could read something?
#26 - kristofe (08/11/2014) [-]
i feel like if the person is talking there not concentrating.
#24 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
I wear glasses, so I don't worry about what's going on in the mirror - can never see it anyway.
I hate making conversation with anyone, whether or not I know them. My boyfriend is the only exception.
I just really, really hate everyone.
#21 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't enjoy small talk, I find it pointless and boring most of the time. I rarely pay attention to the events that lend themselves to casual small talk, or find joy in remarking on observations. It's not a matter of being shy, awkward or anything like that, I simply do not enjoy it and avoid small talk whenever I can. People tend to prattle, and I find my own imagination more fulfilling than meaningless jabber.
User avatar #19 - trollchildxy (08/11/2014) [-]
For sure stare at the boobs, but i have my woman buzz me about once a month so it's a bit different i guess?
#18 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
It's pretty much expected that the internet is filled with people who are not comfortable meeting and talking to new people.

I don't have that problem, as i go to a barber that is operated by one person, which i've gradually got to know over 5 years while cutting my hair, so i don't have to talk to a stranger, but a friend. It's pretty much standard to just tell each other what happened the past months.

I'd suggest to anyone to just talk to your barber, especially when you go to the same one each time. They may have different employees, but most of them are nice and partially took to job to also be social with people (at least those i met).
User avatar #16 - europe (08/11/2014) [-]
There are always the akward bunch who don't want to talk
User avatar #17 - europe (08/11/2014) [-]
*awkward
#23 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
*British
#15 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
just kick back close your eyes and let them move your head however they want it. not hard.
User avatar #12 - venomousvalentine (08/11/2014) [-]
I usually just sit back in the chair and relax.
#14 - boomerpyro (08/11/2014) [-]
i usually sit there for 30 secs while i go back to being bald again
User avatar #35 - niggastolemyname (08/11/2014) [-]
You go to the barber for a bald haircut? Is that actually necessary?
#36 - boomerpyro (08/11/2014) [-]
shes better at it than i am, everything is completely even and she smooths out the edges around my scalp
#78 - souperior (08/13/2014) [-]
Why are people disliking you? That's a good reason.
#79 - souperior (08/13/2014) [-]
Are you fucking serious
This is what happens when you quickly google image a goddamn reaction picture because you don't have a suitable one
Goddamnit, this is why I suck
#9 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
I mean, I understand being antisocial and everything. I get it. But small talk is nice and it's not hard to show disinterest in conversation.
User avatar #47 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Pretty confusing to know what to talk about, though. I'm blunt and just say "do you like xxxx" but apparently that's wrong.
User avatar #51 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
People love to talk about themselves.

"How long have you worked here?"
"About 5 years"
"Oh so you're pretty experienced, I bet you're doing what you love"
Conversation ensues.
User avatar #52 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
That's my first path that I usually follow. That's also my rule for women: They love when someone shows interest in them and isn't self-centered and obsessed. I'm shit with women though, it's a wonder I'm capable of talking in public, having social anxiety.
User avatar #53 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh me too I suck at talking to girls when I'm trying to get them. I can make friends normally, but I ain't no smooth nigga.
User avatar #54 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm not even smooth with regular people. I suck in public, because I get intimidated by EVERYBODY. It's why I spend so much time on the Internet, because it satisfies my desire for social interaction without dealing with society out in public.
User avatar #55 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Man I know that feeling. Psychologically unfortunately it's more healthy to interact in person, so I force myself to go out and interact with people...
User avatar #56 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I was good at socialising at Uni. You never went to them, they came to you. It was scary, but I always had friends to support me there.
User avatar #57 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh man good for you, too bad I go to community college and everyone is forty.
User avatar #58 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I haven't been at Oxford Uni for years. I have no serious IRL friends. I never really socialise outside, and my social life is just barren as fuck.
User avatar #59 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Oxford that's pretty cool what'd you study
User avatar #60 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Forensic Sciences. It sounds cool, but it's shit. I realised too late that I can't get any jobs in it.
User avatar #61 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Damn, so what do you do for money?
User avatar #63 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Studentship, recently finished. I couldn't manage my finances, so I was doing 2 min. wage jobs but now I can do 1 job and have some free time. Gonna focus on weight loss with my free time where I can.
User avatar #64 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Get super fit and become a male stripper.
User avatar #65 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
If only I had the physical confidence. I think my face is hideous, and it takes years to get properly muscularly fit. I'm sticking to losing weight, because I'm overweight. One step at a time, mate.
User avatar #67 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Get super fat and become a welfare.
User avatar #68 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
I couldn't live with myself if I got like that.
User avatar #73 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Add me. captainrattrap.
User avatar #69 - captainrattrap (08/11/2014) [-]
Alright well do you play steam?
User avatar #70 - sciencexplain (08/11/2014) [-]
Uh-huh. Why?
#33 - Haha No 08/11/2014 on double standard 0
#29 - Probably because she's a psycho bitch who beats people to deat…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on double standard +20
#32 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
But that is after the fact. So she beats cheating ass holes. Which in society, should be considered an outstanding citizen.
#162 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
Violent reaction to a nonviolent action. Not justifiable in civilized society just because feelings are hurt. There is a big difference between what we want to do and what we should do, and what we should do is leave the cheater if it is too much to handle.
User avatar #151 - arnoldbusk (08/11/2014) [-]
I never got why people think it's such a horrible crime to cheat. Sure, it sucks, but people shit their pants way too hard over it.
User avatar #33 - shameonapony (08/11/2014) [-]
Haha

No
#170 - It's a ton of different songs Iggy Azalea - Fancy … 08/10/2014 on street performer kills it +1
#469 - Ctrl+Shift+Esc opens Task manager Ctrl+Shift+T opens the l… 08/10/2014 on What is one cool internet... +3
#71 - Kinda looks like Bailey Jay  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on I Seriously Believe This Guys +1
User avatar #117 - neverforgetthedick (08/07/2014) [-]
I think it is.
#319 - No. I think it's irresponsible to tell a women to through out …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen -4
User avatar #345 - mistafishy (08/06/2014) [-]
...if it's "HER" child as you said, then why does the man have to be responsible for it in any way then? Isn't it irresponsible to force someone to care for a kid they did not intend to have, especially assuming that both partners didn't want the kid in the first place?

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User avatar #626 - murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #624 - kattr (01/20/2015) [-]
**** you you stupid ******* faggot
User avatar #625 to #624 - shameonapony (01/20/2015) [-]
Hahaha
User avatar #623 - creamNscream (12/30/2014) [-]
Derping through my friends list and i see this cutie pop up in my face.

Long time no see.
#622 - hateandwhiskey (11/15/2014) [-]
you're dying






you're dying
#621 - hateandwhiskey (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #607 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
I haven't seen you in a LOOOOONG time
User avatar #609 to #608 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #611 to #610 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
sorry
#606 - harryboom (12/25/2012) [-]
hey shinigami-sama merry excaliburmas
User avatar #605 - dandelionterror (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry early Christmas pony! c:
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#599 to #598 - shameonapony (12/14/2012) [-]
Meh, I just come here for the frontpage every now and then, glad I left this place, it sucked.
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#601 to #600 - shameonapony (12/14/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk pony thread, hofcourse
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#603 to #602 - shameonapony (12/14/2012) [-]
Nop, lost interest.
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