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Date Signed Up:3/21/2011
Last Login:6/12/2014
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Comment Ranking:#21848
Highest Comment Rank:#11063
Comment Thumbs: 179 total,  200 ,  21
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 113 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:60
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#1 - Well I hope that isnt what they say because if they do - where…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on you know what they say +3
#4 - devout feminist (12/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to sign up. It's opt out only.
#3 - When it happened to me I forced myself to get a new lease of l… 12/20/2013 on a heartfelt story +2
#28 - I was wondering how this all panned out the other day … 12/18/2013 on Why does it keep raining on... 0
#113 - Genius. 12/11/2013 on What's this? What's This? 0
#21 - I wonder why a high-framerate camera was pointed at a matress/…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/10/2013 on jump +2
User avatar #27 - neonnurse (12/10/2013) [-]
What's the point of slo-mo porn?
Other than possibly epic money shots
User avatar #32 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
It makes it easier to see the parental disappointment.
User avatar #37 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Stop making me not hate you dammit!
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Care to remind me why you hate me? A lot of people do and it's hard to keep track. I'm kinda hoping it's something I can fix.
User avatar #40 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Cuz of the whole furry/pedo thing. STOP MAKING ME SEE PEOPLE AS THE SUM OF THEIR ACTIONS, IDEALS AND BEHAVIORS RATHER THAN AS A SIMPLE STEREOTYPE GAWD
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Oh, that stuff. Um, sorry? I guess?
User avatar #42 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Good, you better be. You're a decent dude. You funny.
User avatar #43 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Yay, I'm decent!
Don't let the hating board catch you saying that.
User avatar #44 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Meh, hating board is...a strange place.
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Any more threads about me or Mr. Smoothbutt?
User avatar #46 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Eh you show up from time to time. Nothing really that huge any more.
User avatar #47 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Alright, cool.
#25 - tmgrskat (12/10/2013) [-]
>Implying that's a fucking high-framerate camera
#55 - "They get some of their information wrong occasionally, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Fox news thoughts on /b/ 0
User avatar #148 - twofreegerbils (11/26/2013) [-]
Obama mocked Fox news publicly.

Do you think that would have happened if Fox wasn't conservative?
#12 - Does it not describe a person who is being completely uncontro…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on It's over +21
#18 - explore (11/17/2013) [-]
#13 - ababad (11/17/2013) [-]
While I laugh at the humor of the comment, I feel alone in that I actually loved driving the bouncy lil' son of a bitch.
User avatar #14 - deviousdanish (11/17/2013) [-]
I like it too, even though I used the Hammerhead first.
User avatar #24 - ragingspacepanda (11/17/2013) [-]
Mako master race
#15 - Dont google snake bites. 11/11/2013 on Swag Fags +1
#4 - Is that a food thing? what would be the difference between pop…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Poprocks +3
User avatar #7 - electrozz (11/11/2013) [-]
The sugar content. With poprocks, it's basically shoving raw sugar in your vagina. The same issue happens for flavored condoms, but with poprocks it's almost a definite chance of getting infected. Never try anything with even a slight sugar content. Trust me, vaginal infections hurt and are a bitch to get rid of.
#9 - bellbottomshark (11/11/2013) [-]
That seems like quite an important thing to know.
User avatar #11 - dedaluminus (11/11/2013) [-]
Another important thing to know is that peeing immediately after sex reduces your chance of a urinary tract infection by about 70% (girls) or 20% (guys)
User avatar #44 - dabronydude (11/11/2013) [-]
well shit, learn something new everyday.
User avatar #24 - envinite (11/11/2013) [-]
Do peeing immediately after masturbation counts?
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #49 - thesovereigngrave (11/11/2013) [-]
Awesome, it's nice to know I've been doing something right for all those years.
User avatar #10 - electrozz (11/11/2013) [-]
It is.
User avatar #21 - samsaysbai (11/11/2013) [-]
Thank you electrozz if I have any questions about vaginas I'll be sure to contact you. seriously I'll probably need help in the future
#18 - Got ya bro. Less responsibility/hygiene issues  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2013 on they might even wake up... 0
User avatar #20 - sparkyfusion (11/10/2013) [-]
you can do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the hell you want ^^
#36 - devout feminist (11/10/2013) [-]
These are all things lonely single people tell themselves.
User avatar #37 - sparkyfusion (11/10/2013) [-]
I enjoy being alone because you're not relying on somebody else for your happiness, if it fucks up; you'll be upset. There's no point until you're actually looking to settle down because it'll all end in some form of pain. It's just a whole lot of drama tbh.
#103 - Yeah it was still cold as fuck though. 11/10/2013 on one of the rarerst pictures... 0
#46 - You guys should probably get together and find out if the whol… 11/07/2013 on Big Spoon +4
#16 - My god, I wasnt ready for that page. I'm in bits. 'Se… 10/16/2013 on Ravioli ravioli ravioli +1
#24 - Comment deleted 10/13/2013 on Hopping Fences 0
#17 - RIGHT, right fine i'm going. Sheesh. The internet is … 10/13/2013 on No excuses 0
#13 - Isn't 'Prince Charming' always a dick? In EVERY story??  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Prince Charminga 0
#106 - iceholder (10/06/2013) [-]
Depends on the country, and how society views 'prince charming' at the time.

First non-dick Prince Charming people that come to mind are the Princes from Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty.
#9 - Pretty sure Russia and their Soyuz craft are doing all the shu… 10/03/2013 on Government Shutdown. 0
#14 - "In case you cant give up your silly accents and move to …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Silly Americans 0
User avatar #36 - tehsymbolpi (09/19/2013) [-]
Good source for many tv shows and movies.
#18 - bswanson (09/19/2013) [-]
A true patriot
User avatar #15 - nervaaurelius (09/19/2013) [-]
might be able to see it on hulu
#11 - How do I watch Colbert from England? The guy is bang on the mo…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Silly Americans +1
#52 - andrewandrewandrew (09/19/2013) [-]
There's a chrome extension to change your viewing region for websites like that (hulu, comedy central, nbc, fox, etc) called Hola Unblocker.
#40 - HarvietheDinkle (09/19/2013) [-]
"The guy is bang on the money everytime i see his little snippets"

#23 - teranin (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - Loppytaffy (09/19/2013) [-]
Internet.
#13 - bswanson (09/19/2013) [-]
I believe it told you outfront. Something along the lines of "Come back when you aren't a bunch of monarchial foreigners."
#14 - shakermaker (09/19/2013) [-]
"In case you cant give up your silly accents and move to America, go to comedycentral.co.uk"

Brilliant.

BUT it seems to be lying to me, there's nothing there. The daily show is though
User avatar #36 - tehsymbolpi (09/19/2013) [-]
Good source for many tv shows and movies.
#18 - bswanson (09/19/2013) [-]
A true patriot
User avatar #15 - nervaaurelius (09/19/2013) [-]
might be able to see it on hulu
#12 - There was a stage between the original pad and the Dualshock, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Started from the bottom. +3
#18 - pentol (09/15/2013) [-]
that looks like the comphiest PS controller. the DS4 looks good too, at least for manhands.
i think the x360 controller is the best overall console controller, and expect it to stay the best until the release of revised xbone/ps4 controllers in 4-5 years
KB+M is better than any console controller
#179 - Adding to the praise, top work. Are there any more home-brew P… 09/07/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... 0
#4 - From the look of your clothing it looks like you visited in July. 09/01/2013 on So I went to London... 0
#21 - Nonsense, it wasn't an Empire.. It was the 1700's Cricket worl… 08/28/2013 on The british empire +3
#38 - Who the fuck has taken the time to Photoshop Morrissey into br… 08/28/2013 on The real difference. +2
#8 - Is this how it feels to be a girl and read all the "WE LI…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Alpha feels +46
User avatar #107 - vicsix (08/22/2013) [-]
Mostly females post that shit.
#97 - nandaaz (08/22/2013) [-]
The problem is: It's extremely hard to stay at the thin line between fat and skinny as a girl... so you barely see any normal ones
#31 - devout feminist (08/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, but when I see a freakin skeleton, I aint gonna fuck it until I kill it and get some exp with loot first.
#133 - jajathezombie (08/22/2013) [-]
#65 - devout feminist (08/22/2013) [-]
have fun plowing fat chicks
User avatar #29 - atoma (08/22/2013) [-]
shall just let them starve themselves and let evolution progress then?
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