What's the point of slo-mo porn?
Other than possibly epic money shots

It makes it easier to see the parental disappointment.

Stop making me not hate you dammit!

Care to remind me why you hate me? A lot of people do and it's hard to keep track. I'm kinda hoping it's something I can fix.

Cuz of the whole furry/pedo thing. STOP MAKING ME SEE PEOPLE AS THE SUM OF THEIR ACTIONS, IDEALS AND BEHAVIORS RATHER THAN AS A SIMPLE STEREOTYPE GAWD

Oh, that stuff. Um, sorry? I guess?

Good, you better be. You're a decent dude. You funny.

Yay, I'm decent!
Don't let the hating board catch you saying that.

Meh, hating board is...a strange place.

Any more threads about me or Mr. Smoothbutt?

Eh you show up from time to time. Nothing really that huge any more.

Alright, cool.

>Implying that's a fucking high-framerate camera

Obama mocked Fox news publicly.

Do you think that would have happened if Fox wasn't conservative?

While I laugh at the humor of the comment, I feel alone in that I actually loved driving the bouncy lil' son of a bitch.

I like it too, even though I used the Hammerhead first.

Mako master race

The sugar content. With poprocks, it's basically shoving raw sugar in your vagina. The same issue happens for flavored condoms, but with poprocks it's almost a definite chance of getting infected. Never try anything with even a slight sugar content. Trust me, vaginal infections hurt and are a bitch to get rid of.

That seems like quite an important thing to know.

Another important thing to know is that peeing immediately after sex reduces your chance of a urinary tract infection by about 70% (girls) or 20% (guys)

well shit, learn something new everyday.

Do peeing immediately after masturbation counts?

Yes.

Awesome, it's nice to know I've been doing something right for all those years.

It is.

Thank you electrozz if I have any questions about vaginas I'll be sure to contact you. seriously I'll probably need help in the future

you can do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the hell you want ^^

I enjoy being alone because you're not relying on somebody else for your happiness, if it fucks up; you'll be upset. There's no point until you're actually looking to settle down because it'll all end in some form of pain. It's just a whole lot of drama tbh.