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Date Signed Up:11/18/2013
Location:Oxford MA
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#1169996 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
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#11208632 - shadowtails (5 hours ago) [-]
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#1169952 - I havent gotten past S3  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
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#1169967 - phanact (6 hours ago) [-]
NERD watch more
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#1169953 - bronywiseman (7 hours ago) [-]
Oops, sorry.
#1169939 - You think I'm becoming addicted?  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#1169940 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Nah nigga I'm just saying like your body gets used to shit
Hell I feel weird without my aloe drinks
#1169938 - This ******* dragon Doesn't listen to a word I…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
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#1170019 - charliewaffles (4 hours ago) [-]
What game is this? Is it any good?
I've been looking for and mmorpg for while.
#1169944 - bronywiseman (7 hours ago) [-]
Reminds me of a certain other dragon...
When is Spike gonna get his own episode?
And not a "Spike figures out he's not completely useless, or a "Dragon ex machina" episode.
A real, genuine adventure with Spike as the hero.
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#1169952 - shadowtails (7 hours ago) [-]
I havent gotten past S3
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#1169967 - phanact (6 hours ago) [-]
NERD watch more
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#1169953 - bronywiseman (7 hours ago) [-]
Oops, sorry.
#1169936 - I can't sleep I was going to start drinking but for s…  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#1169937 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
That's probably why you can't sleep muh nigga
You been drinking so much that you bod be like "yo lemme get sum"
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#1169939 - shadowtails (7 hours ago) [-]
You think I'm becoming addicted?
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#1169940 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Nah nigga I'm just saying like your body gets used to shit
Hell I feel weird without my aloe drinks
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#1169934 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Neat

what're you still doing up
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#1169936 - shadowtails (7 hours ago) [-]
I can't sleep

I was going to start drinking but for some reason I just couldn't do it
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#1169937 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
That's probably why you can't sleep muh nigga
You been drinking so much that you bod be like "yo lemme get sum"
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#1169939 - shadowtails (7 hours ago) [-]
You think I'm becoming addicted?
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#1169940 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Nah nigga I'm just saying like your body gets used to shit
Hell I feel weird without my aloe drinks
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#4801 - shadowtails (01/07/2016) [-]
totallynatedrake

I misss youuuu
#4805 to #4804 - shadowtails (01/07/2016) [-]
Hows you and that glorious butt doing?
User avatar #4809 to #4808 - shadowtails (01/07/2016) [-]
I'll stay here with my whiskey
#4811 to #4810 - shadowtails (01/07/2016) [-]
I'll work you out.
User avatar #4799 - tehbestever (01/06/2016) [-]
nice
User avatar #4798 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
What's good dawg
#4796 to #4795 - shadowtails (01/04/2016) [-]
Your butt makes my day.
#4775 to #4774 - totallynatedrake (01/03/2016) [-]
call me cam

how are you doing?
#4776 to #4775 - shadowtails (01/03/2016) [-]
Okay Cam

Playing videogames.

How are you?
#4777 to #4776 - totallynatedrake (01/03/2016) [-]
what are you playing?

im doing good
#4778 to #4777 - shadowtails (01/03/2016) [-]
Final Fantasy 14

I wanna start planetside 2 but my little sister is playing GTAV next to me
#4779 to #4778 - totallynatedrake (01/03/2016) [-]
i might play
uh
i dont know really
#4782 to #4781 - shadowtails (01/03/2016) [-]
Just put your hands where I say.
#4785 to #4784 - totallynatedrake (01/03/2016) [-]
do you want a butt?
User avatar #4786 to #4785 - shadowtails (01/03/2016) [-]
I liek butts
#4787 to #4786 - totallynatedrake (01/03/2016) [-]
ill show you

if you want to see
#4792 to #4791 - shadowtails (01/04/2016) [-]
Holy **** you have a nice ass...
#4793 to #4792 - totallynatedrake (01/04/2016) [-]
thank you
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User avatar #4760 - nibblyone (12/29/2015) [-]
My mind is startinf to break...im scared
User avatar #4761 to #4760 - shadowtails (12/29/2015) [-]
My phone is dead...

Are you okay? Are you mad at me...?
User avatar #4762 to #4761 - nibblyone (12/29/2015) [-]

I caught my mom stealing money from me. Moved out that day but now im alone. I havent slept in days, any time i close my eyes i have terrible nightmares and wake up crying.

..i thought you were ignoring me...saw youve been on fj and skype said you were logged in but you didnt answer skype messages, texts or calls...i feel like im dying
User avatar #4763 to #4762 - shadowtails (12/29/2015) [-]
Where are you right now?
User avatar #4765 to #4763 - nibblyone (12/29/2015) [-]
They let me have the guest room for two weeks. Grandpa says "I need my ******* space" so i dont reallybleave the room
User avatar #4766 to #4765 - shadowtails (12/29/2015) [-]
... I don't have a lot of time today.. I'm leaving with my sister soon to pick up her friend...
I wish I could help...
User avatar #4767 to #4766 - nibblyone (12/29/2015) [-]
I want to die
User avatar #4768 to #4767 - shadowtails (12/29/2015) [-]
Don't. That's the worst thing you could do. I'd miss you.
User avatar #4769 to #4768 - nibblyone (12/29/2015) [-]
I love you chris
User avatar #4770 to #4769 - shadowtails (12/29/2015) [-]
I love you, Nibs.
User avatar #4764 to #4763 - nibblyone (12/29/2015) [-]
Grandparents
Being here i can really see that my grandpa hasn't got long left
User avatar #4755 - snohball (12/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #4756 to #4755 - shadowtails (12/27/2015) [-]


Hey snoh. How are you holding up?
User avatar #4757 to #4756 - snohball (12/27/2015) [-]
Good thank you. I got a life guarding job which I start in the new year.

Why I'm here is to ask how you are...?~

User avatar #4758 to #4757 - shadowtails (12/27/2015) [-]
I'm okay. in New York with my family right now
User avatar #4759 to #4758 - snohball (12/27/2015) [-]
Good <3

I hope you're having a wonderful time.
User avatar #4752 - garymotherfingoak (12/23/2015) [-]
bish i see you online
#4749 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Good to see you back, glad you didn't off yourself because of that pathetic whore of she-who-should-not-be-named.
#4753 to #4749 - garymotherfingoak (12/23/2015) [-]
You'd think rectal injuries would have healed after 2 months
User avatar #4751 to #4749 - shadowtails (12/21/2015) [-]
And she's not a whore. She has the freedom and right to be happy.
User avatar #4750 to #4749 - shadowtails (12/21/2015) [-]
If it's okay I'd rather not talk about any of that. I'm purposely staying off all boards. I only come on FJ to mod, and thats it.
#4741 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
GIF
Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you
User avatar #4740 - joshlol (12/12/2015) [-]
IM CONCERNED ABOUT U
User avatar #4744 to #4743 - totallynatedrake (12/19/2015) [-]
i miss you
User avatar #4746 to #4744 - shadowtails (12/19/2015) [-]
I'll be on more from now on. I think. I just refuse to talk to anyone but a select few people.
User avatar #4748 to #4747 - shadowtails (12/19/2015) [-]
You're one of the few I will talk to, yes.
#4734 - totallynatedrake (12/05/2015) [-]
where Are you
User avatar #4735 to #4734 - garymotherfingoak (12/06/2015) [-]
he's takin a break
User avatar #4729 - joshlol (12/02/2015) [-]
**joshlol pokes you**
#4728 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
You are in everyone's thoughts. Keep your chin up. We care about you.
User avatar #4682 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #4711 to #4682 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Stuff I don't want to talk about.
User avatar #4715 to #4711 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
You're gonna have to sooner or later. You may think you're making the pain go away, but you're just leaving it all on us instead. You clearly don't understand the weight you're going to be putting on us. Why do you want us to suffer just so you can feel better?
User avatar #4716 to #4715 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
It's better this way, Chris. Trust me.
User avatar #4718 to #4716 - totallynatedrake (11/19/2015) [-]
why are you doing this?
this will not solve one goddamn thing
User avatar #4719 to #4718 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
You don't know. I can't live like this.
User avatar #4721 to #4719 - totallynatedrake (11/19/2015) [-]
don't you this
can't you see the people trying to help you?
you are not alone
User avatar #4722 to #4721 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
I didnt. I tried last night. So I'm not. I'm just forced to live like this.

And it isn't my job.
User avatar #4723 to #4722 - totallynatedrake (11/19/2015) [-]
please don't harm yourself for the love of god do not
User avatar #4724 to #4723 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm not happy about it, but I'm not killing myself.
User avatar #4725 to #4724 - totallynatedrake (11/19/2015) [-]
i wish i could give you a hug
User avatar #4726 to #4725 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
I could use one.
#4720 to #4719 - totallynatedrake (11/19/2015) [-]
it's your job isn't it
User avatar #4717 to #4716 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
Better for you, maybe.
User avatar #4683 to #4682 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
You don't need to be.
User avatar #4707 to #4683 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
>>4705,

It's hard to think of you as a friend. Not trying to be mean, but it's hard.
#4709 to #4707 - inkie (11/19/2015) [-]
i'd rather you be alive and well and not be friends.. than us being friends and you dying by your own hand prematurely
User avatar #4710 to #4709 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
"Friends" is a bad word right now.
#4712 to #4710 - inkie (11/19/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you were thinking when you thought this was a good idea.. why did you honestly think we'd be happy? Would you be happy if I said that "I think I'd be happy if I was on meth"?
User avatar #4713 to #4712 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Course I wouldn't like it and I'd try to wean you away from it. But ultimately I can't control your actions.
User avatar #4714 to #4713 - inkie (11/19/2015) [-]
I ******* swear, if I was there right now, I'd take you to the hospital against your own will and have you thrown on Suicide Watch

I swear to god if you actually do anything..
#4730 to #4714 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
You're a ******* bitch

The only reason youd do that is so you don't have e that guilt on your conscience but you deserve that guilt
#4731 to #4730 - inkie (12/03/2015) [-]
GIF
what makes you say that? it doesn't matter if he's alive or not, he guilt will be there regardless
#4732 to #4731 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Because what you did is unforgivable. You're lucky no one is out to find you and kill you fur treating someone like that
#4733 to #4732 - inkie (12/03/2015) [-]
You don't think I know that?
User avatar #4708 to #4707 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
... inkie
User avatar #4684 to #4683 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
No. I'm sorry I can't make everything better for you.
I'm sorry that I can't find the right things to say.
I'm sorry that you don't know me well enough for what I say to have any impact.
I wish I'd known you better. I wish I could be there for you. I really want to.
#4685 to #4684 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
... It's... it's fine. Really. You're a good person, and I can feel that. It's okay.
User avatar #4686 to #4685 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
What are you doing now?
User avatar #4687 to #4686 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Sitting at my chair, posting alot. Not really much.
User avatar #4688 to #4687 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
Do you still want to talk?
User avatar #4689 to #4688 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
If you want to
User avatar #4690 to #4689 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
If I wasn't so awkward today.
User avatar #4691 to #4690 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
How are you awkward?
User avatar #4692 to #4691 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
Because I know all of this is a ploy, and I really don't know what to think of it.
User avatar #4693 to #4692 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
A ploy?
User avatar #4694 to #4693 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
You're pretending that everything's alright.
#4695 to #4694 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Oh

I mean

It's whatever
User avatar #4696 to #4695 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
You don't just say something like that and then pretend everything's fine, dude
It's not just "whatever"
User avatar #4697 to #4696 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Everything is fine though

I'm not like
sad or anything

I'm actually happy
#4699 to #4697 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
now i see why people think suicide is selfish..
User avatar #4700 to #4699 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
... I don't get that..
#4704 to #4700 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
you aren't thinking of anyone.. i'd like to kill myself now but because i have people to support me, i won't because they love and care about me

you are only thinking about yourself and are so hellbent on being dead, thinking that we'd all be happy for your decision

we aren't that cold, we aren't that sadistic to be happy for you for killing yourself

what the **** Chris? like.. really? what the ******* hell? I've never been this upset before because I never had someone be this bull-headed
User avatar #4701 to #4698 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Cause I get to not be the way I am anymore. I get to be free.
User avatar #4702 to #4701 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
I honestly don't understand..
You can't just do that. You can't just leave us behind like that. Why can't you think about us?
User avatar #4703 to #4702 - shadowtails (11/19/2015) [-]
Is it so wrong to want to not be in pain...?
User avatar #4706 to #4703 - chrisarino (11/19/2015) [-]
What's got you in so much pain that makes you think you can just end it like a coward?
#4705 to #4703 - inkie (11/19/2015) [-]
THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE US! THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR! WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER IN HARD TIMES! DON'T THINK YOU HAVE NOBODY, ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE ARE A FEW REALLY GOOD FRIENDS! AND **** YOU FOR NOT LISTENING TO ANYONE WHO IS TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE! SERIOUSLY, LISTEN TO US!
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