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shadowtails

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I want to be more well knowncomment
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Age: 23
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB0WIc2YI8iSPKq1m
Consoles Owned: Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Open World
X-box Gamertag: portshadow
Date Signed Up:11/18/2013
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Oxford MA
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latest user's comments

#715948 - Cuz OJ is life  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#715951 - blackquill (2 hours ago) [-]
but dont be chugging a full 2 liters. thats bad for you
#715933 - I drank a full 2 liter of orange juice I have hella a…  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #715941 - fluttermon (2 hours ago) [-]
you are weak


i used to drink 2-3 liter of orange juice a day for like two months
#715937 - blackquill (2 hours ago) [-]
but wai?
User avatar #715948 - shadowtails (2 hours ago) [-]
Cuz OJ is life
#715951 - blackquill (2 hours ago) [-]
but dont be chugging a full 2 liters. thats bad for you
#715935 - lunasshadow (2 hours ago) [-]
go brush your teeth now
#88 - omg its you 10 hours ago on Useful followers 0
#1154676 - ill redo it later 10 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1 - You underestimate the **** I've seen here 10 hours ago on how to enter deep web with... 0
#303 - Well. I like the song at least. 10 hours ago on Heard that you were talkin... 0
#714810 - It's my time to go to bed. Inkie will join me in doing so …  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #714830 - captaindubs (10 hours ago) [-]
nightthghtgght
User avatar #714817 - fluttermon (10 hours ago) [-]
noot
#714795 - Ahahahahahahahahahaha Ahem. 'Twas funny. 11 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#1154667 - nu 11 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#17 - Porn: The one stop shop for erection affection 11 hours ago on OC-I never get any work done 0

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#3181 - shadowtails (03/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by shadowtails
#3487 - yousaygoodbye (05/24/2015) [-]
Hi
Hi
#3488 to #3487 - shadowtails (05/24/2015) [-]
Hai Ther
Hai Ther
User avatar #3467 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
*glomps*
User avatar #3469 to #3468 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
OH my ******* god that made me laugh so hard I wheezed xD
User avatar #3470 to #3469 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
Yay! How are you feeling?
User avatar #3471 to #3470 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
Tired
I feel better today than yesterday by miles
User avatar #3472 to #3471 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
You had me really worried
User avatar #3473 to #3472 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm sorry =(

My doctor sent my number to Kaiser's Behavioral Health Specialist. They're supposed to call me to set up an appointment
User avatar #3474 to #3473 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
Alright...
User avatar #3475 to #3474 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
I love you <3

I'm going to be okay. I just need a bit more help and maybe a different prescription
User avatar #3476 to #3475 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
I love you tooo <33
User avatar #3477 to #3476 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
How's your day been??
User avatar #3478 to #3477 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
One of my good friends, and a fellow brony at work got fired today
User avatar #3479 to #3478 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
That ******* sucks =(
HR here has been calling people in left and right
User avatar #3480 to #3479 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
Calling them in why?
User avatar #3481 to #3480 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
Well the two who got fired for sleeping on the job kind of started a **** storm.
HR has been cracking down, they called some of the people next door in because a knife was locked up, they're requiring that management add new locks and cabinets to house chemicals and looking into ANYTHING that may be breaking rules
User avatar #3482 to #3481 - shadowtails (05/21/2015) [-]
Jesus, be careful man
User avatar #3483 to #3482 - nibblyone (05/21/2015) [-]
I know. It's part of the reason I'm so worried, I really don't want to lose my job but if my depression is affecting my ability to work I might qualify for SSI in the event that happens
User avatar #3456 - nibblyone (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3457 to #3456 - shadowtails (05/20/2015) [-]
You know you're not alone, right?
User avatar #3458 to #3457 - nibblyone (05/20/2015) [-]
I know. I think if it weren't for that I'd be gone already
User avatar #3459 to #3458 - shadowtails (05/20/2015) [-]
Don't say that.
User avatar #3460 to #3459 - nibblyone (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry.

I love you. You and Shana are the only ones I've told about this. I'm struggling not to let my coworker see that I'm crying.
User avatar #3461 to #3460 - shadowtails (05/20/2015) [-]
Its okay to cry. I'd be there with you if I could. In a heartbeat.

I can't lose you.
User avatar #3462 to #3461 - nibblyone (05/20/2015) [-]
I know you would <3

But I can't be like this at work. I work as a mental health counselor Chris. We all have mental health issues of some sort, but if it's seen as being too bad, I could lose my job.
User avatar #3463 to #3462 - shadowtails (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh.. okay. Just dont die..
User avatar #3464 to #3463 - nibblyone (05/20/2015) [-]
I won't. I couldn't leave you and Shana. But this feeling scares me so much. I hope my doctor gets back to me soon.

I want to hold onto you and cry
User avatar #3465 to #3464 - shadowtails (05/20/2015) [-]
I want to as wel...
User avatar #3466 to #3465 - nibblyone (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm going to log off.
I'll text you. *holds tight*
#3452 - joshlol (05/19/2015) [-]
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#3450 - inkie (05/18/2015) [-]
am i allowed to kill myself yet?
User avatar #3453 to #3450 - joshlol (05/19/2015) [-]
no

we're only here for a very small amount of trips around the sun, before making a permanent visit into the soil to which we once played out our days on
User avatar #3451 to #3450 - shadowtails (05/19/2015) [-]
No. Never.
#3454 to #3451 - inkie (05/19/2015) [-]
i'm sorry i keep asking
User avatar #3455 to #3454 - shadowtails (05/19/2015) [-]
It's okay. What's wrong?
User avatar #3433 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
please no this is so bright and cute it burns my eyes
#3435 to #3434 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
i like it
#3437 to #3436 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
you realize thats boku no pico right
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User avatar #3438 to #3437 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah

And I've never watched it

and you didn't post anything bannable

So I have no quarrel with it
User avatar #3440 to #3438 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
i forgot you were a mod lol but i just got done ******* with admin so i guess im near unbannable anyways
User avatar #3441 to #3440 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
I saw that

You should post it as content
User avatar #3442 to #3441 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
hmm i might even though it depicts me as more retarded than ever
User avatar #3443 to #3442 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
Not really, from those screenshots you took
#3445 to #3443 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
so i hear you like mlp
#3446 to #3445 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
Here comes the hate..
#3447 to #3446 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
why would i hate
User avatar #3448 to #3447 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
Oh

yay

I have to go to work now though
buh bye~
User avatar #3444 to #3443 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
true
#3431 - nibblyone (05/17/2015) [-]
Git hugged
User avatar #3424 to #3423 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
You alright sweetie?
User avatar #3425 to #3424 - inkie (05/17/2015) [-]
just.. work couldn't have really been worse
User avatar #3426 to #3425 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #3427 to #3426 - inkie (05/17/2015) [-]
my rather incompetent fry cook was made manager for the day since our normal manager wasn't there

so he thought being a manager meant being a dick to everyone and telling them what to do... so I had to do all the cleaning myself in that entire stand
User avatar #3428 to #3427 - shadowtails (05/17/2015) [-]
Well thats unfair

But it's only for a day, at least.
User avatar #3429 to #3428 - inkie (05/17/2015) [-]
and it was probably my last day there until next fall too
User avatar #3415 - cherrycream (05/16/2015) [-]
Much ponies and much pink. Also i swear i saw clop when i was scrolling
User avatar #3416 to #3415 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
Maybe

I don't judge other people so I don't care if they judge me.
User avatar #3418 to #3416 - cherrycream (05/16/2015) [-]
i honestly cant tell if youre a dude or one of those types of internet girls
#3419 to #3418 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
I'm a guy, don't worry

Just a really weird guy. I have to sleep now.
User avatar #3420 to #3419 - cherrycream (05/16/2015) [-]
Add me on skype!!!! ill probably forget to use this website Dovahkiin S117
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
Done

Goodnight
User avatar #3417 to #3416 - cherrycream (05/16/2015) [-]
Lol i wasnt judging. i was just mentioning how pink it was
#3405 to #3404 - inkie (05/16/2015) [-]
had to work..
#3406 to #3405 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
Its okay. I'm just glad you're here.
#3408 to #3407 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
I ever tell you just how much I love you?
#3409 to #3408 - inkie (05/16/2015) [-]
all the time..   
   
also.. is something off, honey?
all the time..

also.. is something off, honey?
#3410 to #3409 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
... It's... not important. I just... really love you.
#3411 to #3410 - inkie (05/16/2015) [-]
ok sweetheart..
#3412 to #3411 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
And you're mine, till death do us part... right?
User avatar #3414 to #3413 - shadowtails (05/16/2015) [-]
Can we talk in skype?
#3402 - inkie (05/15/2015) [-]
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#3401 to #3400 - shadowtails (05/14/2015) [-]
Hey beautiful. How are you?
User avatar #3398 - shadowtails (05/14/2015) [-]
Zombienurse

I can't comment on your profile

Just wanted to make sure everything was okay, you know... with your mom. How are you holding up?
User avatar #3399 to #3398 - zombienurse ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
She's at home at least, and responding

Thanks for caring, I appreciate it very much
#3394 - inkie (05/14/2015) [-]
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#3396 to #3395 - inkie (05/14/2015) [-]
i'm really really tired..
#3397 to #3396 - shadowtails (05/14/2015) [-]
**shadowtails pats the spot in bed next to him** C'mere
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User avatar #3392 to #3391 - shadowtails (05/14/2015) [-]
Wassup home dawg
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#3387 - thebluspyeatspie (05/13/2015) [-]
Bam.
Daily reminder I exist.
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