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Date Signed Up:2/11/2012
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#32 - yeah i rescind this comment, this was before we learned about … 10 hours ago on alpha lesbian, omega dyke 0
#54 - this kills the youth vote 22 hours ago on Warning Tragic story... +4
#118 - wait, so whenever you jump you go splat, or just that you have… 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men 0
#77 - you're right. You won and i'm now 102% salt  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on U Fuckin' Know It Bitch +1
#78 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It's all good. Here's a naked picture to cheer you up. Might even hydrate you after all that salt.
#27 - jokes on you, none of this was real and you neither shot the k…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2016 on U Fuckin' Know It Bitch -3
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#30 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It was a hypothetical situation. We both know it ain't real. I just found ways around your pessimism. You got bamboozled. You dropped the ball. Eviscerated. Thrown out of the court. Feces have been dumped on your chest. You ate soup with chopsticks. Your debit card was rejected. You bought stock in shake weights. Your chocolate frosty turned vanilla.
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#77 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you're right. You won and i'm now 102% salt
#78 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It's all good. Here's a naked picture to cheer you up. Might even hydrate you after all that salt.
#4 - I think that this was one of the most important sentences of t… 07/22/2016 on resource problem +2
#21 - you've made a company off selling these useless things, imagin…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2016 on U Fuckin' Know It Bitch +6
#26 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
Bad publicity is good publicity. By the time anyone bothers to look into how I obtained them(which would be incredibly hard to correlate), I'm set for life. Judging by the picture, it's not America, the greatest country in the world, or any other country I'd care to visit. Any punishment I would be sentenced to would be in that country. I'd likely never set foot in that fecal dump so I'm legally free of all punishment. Whose to say I wasn't forced to shoot the kid? They don't know I chose to. They have no reason to look that far into it. It's my word against what look like pirates or terrorists so even if it came to light, I'd still be clear.

You sir, just got bamboozled at your own game.
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#37 - rumpelstilzchen (07/22/2016) [-]
Frodo should stop smoking that stuff from Gandalf
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#27 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
jokes on you, none of this was real and you neither shot the kid nor got the dollers
rekt
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#30 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It was a hypothetical situation. We both know it ain't real. I just found ways around your pessimism. You got bamboozled. You dropped the ball. Eviscerated. Thrown out of the court. Feces have been dumped on your chest. You ate soup with chopsticks. Your debit card was rejected. You bought stock in shake weights. Your chocolate frosty turned vanilla.
User avatar
#77 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you're right. You won and i'm now 102% salt
#78 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It's all good. Here's a naked picture to cheer you up. Might even hydrate you after all that salt.
#19 - Jokes on you, you've flooded the market with enough of them th…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2016 on U Fuckin' Know It Bitch +15
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#59 - badgoodass (07/22/2016) [-]
except you can sell it for scrap prices, which is still more than enough
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#20 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
But I still made a killing. I'm set for life and everyone has a few worthless things. After I sold them(or at least a good chunk), I don't give a fuck what they do with them. I don't care about their value either. I didn't pay a cent for them. If I sold each one for a dollar, I've made profit.

I likely couldn't sell them all though, but I still wouldn't be worried. If they are made of wood, sell it as fire wood. If it's made of metal, sell the scrap. If the market is flooded with them and they become worthless, then I do what I said above. If they suddenly become more valuable, I'm making even more.

I see no downside for me. You're move, bruh.
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#21 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you've made a company off selling these useless things, imagine the PR nightmare when people learn that you murdered a child to get them all?
#26 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
Bad publicity is good publicity. By the time anyone bothers to look into how I obtained them(which would be incredibly hard to correlate), I'm set for life. Judging by the picture, it's not America, the greatest country in the world, or any other country I'd care to visit. Any punishment I would be sentenced to would be in that country. I'd likely never set foot in that fecal dump so I'm legally free of all punishment. Whose to say I wasn't forced to shoot the kid? They don't know I chose to. They have no reason to look that far into it. It's my word against what look like pirates or terrorists so even if it came to light, I'd still be clear.

You sir, just got bamboozled at your own game.
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#37 - rumpelstilzchen (07/22/2016) [-]
Frodo should stop smoking that stuff from Gandalf
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#27 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
jokes on you, none of this was real and you neither shot the kid nor got the dollers
rekt
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#30 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It was a hypothetical situation. We both know it ain't real. I just found ways around your pessimism. You got bamboozled. You dropped the ball. Eviscerated. Thrown out of the court. Feces have been dumped on your chest. You ate soup with chopsticks. Your debit card was rejected. You bought stock in shake weights. Your chocolate frosty turned vanilla.
User avatar
#77 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you're right. You won and i'm now 102% salt
#78 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It's all good. Here's a naked picture to cheer you up. Might even hydrate you after all that salt.
#3 - i had to pause it a few times, it truly pained me watching ste… 07/22/2016 on This fucking episode +7
#15 - jokes on you guys, a doller is a tool used to turn common obje…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/22/2016 on U Fuckin' Know It Bitch +45
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#17 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
Jokes on you, you could in turn sell them.
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#19 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
Jokes on you, you've flooded the market with enough of them that every human being on earth could have 3, you sold them for almost no money and you still have to deal with billions of them
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#59 - badgoodass (07/22/2016) [-]
except you can sell it for scrap prices, which is still more than enough
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#20 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
But I still made a killing. I'm set for life and everyone has a few worthless things. After I sold them(or at least a good chunk), I don't give a fuck what they do with them. I don't care about their value either. I didn't pay a cent for them. If I sold each one for a dollar, I've made profit.

I likely couldn't sell them all though, but I still wouldn't be worried. If they are made of wood, sell it as fire wood. If it's made of metal, sell the scrap. If the market is flooded with them and they become worthless, then I do what I said above. If they suddenly become more valuable, I'm making even more.

I see no downside for me. You're move, bruh.
User avatar
#21 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you've made a company off selling these useless things, imagine the PR nightmare when people learn that you murdered a child to get them all?
#26 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
Bad publicity is good publicity. By the time anyone bothers to look into how I obtained them(which would be incredibly hard to correlate), I'm set for life. Judging by the picture, it's not America, the greatest country in the world, or any other country I'd care to visit. Any punishment I would be sentenced to would be in that country. I'd likely never set foot in that fecal dump so I'm legally free of all punishment. Whose to say I wasn't forced to shoot the kid? They don't know I chose to. They have no reason to look that far into it. It's my word against what look like pirates or terrorists so even if it came to light, I'd still be clear.

You sir, just got bamboozled at your own game.
User avatar
#37 - rumpelstilzchen (07/22/2016) [-]
Frodo should stop smoking that stuff from Gandalf
User avatar
#27 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
jokes on you, none of this was real and you neither shot the kid nor got the dollers
rekt
User avatar
#30 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It was a hypothetical situation. We both know it ain't real. I just found ways around your pessimism. You got bamboozled. You dropped the ball. Eviscerated. Thrown out of the court. Feces have been dumped on your chest. You ate soup with chopsticks. Your debit card was rejected. You bought stock in shake weights. Your chocolate frosty turned vanilla.
User avatar
#77 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you're right. You won and i'm now 102% salt
#78 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It's all good. Here's a naked picture to cheer you up. Might even hydrate you after all that salt.
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