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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2013
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Canada
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#93 - **shadowm used "*roll 1, 99999-99999*"** **shadowm rolls 99,999** 11 hours ago on Quints -5
#128 - 11$/hour is minimum wage where I'm from (Ontario) and it's ver… 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... 0
#16 - Schools have dress codes because they are preparing you for th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on It doesn't make any sense +2
User avatar #18 - slapchoppin (12/19/2014) [-]
the kinds of girls who break the dress code don't end up in that kind of work
#54 - synthane (12/19/2014) [-]
So those kinds of girls don't even need to be in school, no?
#1199 - **shadowm used "*roll Pony*"** **shadowm rolls Blaze (Phana…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Fun roll types +1
User avatar #1201 - inyerfase (12/15/2014) [-]
fuck man you loose
#1196 - Comment deleted 12/15/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#6 - Ha-Ha Dix is probably the worst name a parent can bestow their…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Joshlol's favorite shirt 0
User avatar #7 - stuckinapool (12/07/2014) [-]
Isn't it a nickname from his grandmother or something?

Even so, it's a pretty shitty nickname

...nice going grandma
User avatar #8 - TardytheTurtle (12/07/2014) [-]
well his mom did a shitty job too, naming him Ha'Sean
#2 - Get bit by it, trust me I'm a Stan Lee 12/04/2014 on Africa's Finest 0
#79 - 1 out of every 8192 Pokemon are shiny, pokerus has a 1 in 21, … 12/04/2014 on sharing my lilttle joy 0
#2 - ...The majority of actual wedding rings are solid bands or hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Till death do we part +8
User avatar #4 - wealthy (12/01/2014) [-]
You called?
User avatar #3 - DeathOne (12/01/2014) [-]
The reason wedding rings are bland are as to symbolise the endless love between the couple.
#142 - Lion's heart, I shall become 13' and weigh 900 pounds and devo… 11/25/2014 on Shopkeep 0

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#12 - twistedwoodthing (02/27/2014) [-]
Well the face my avatar is making is saying "you stop that."
As for my actual picture face, I generally wind up looking either squinty "I see what you did there" or disturbed "Oh god did she just say hitler did nothing wrong?"

Also, I figured since we're doing bloody photos, here's me for the zombie walk.
#10 - settlwlvs has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
Stay strong, dear friend. Things will work out as long as you have to hang in there and do as much as you can. Best of wishes.
User avatar #8 - riathewolf (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh hun, I want to give you the biggest of hugs. I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. Have you tried petitioning the court or something along those lines? There's got to be SOMETHING you can do! If you do start a petition, I will sign it and get everyone I know to sign it too! I wish you the absolute best of luck in getting your little girl back!
User avatar #7 - InBlackandWhite (02/16/2013) [-]
I can't believe someone would do that. I'm so sorry bro
User avatar #6 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]
Dude... So sorry
User avatar #5 - scilla (02/16/2013) [-]
If you can find any activity of your ex and Jeff that would cause them to be deemed "unfit for parenting," contact child services and try to adopt her.
#4 - deathzor (02/16/2013) [-]
HEY THERE SHADOWM, DEATHZOR AGAIN

WELL BASICALLY I FEEL LIKE **** AFTER READING YOUR STORY AND I HAVE A MIX OF HATRED AND SADNESS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD RIGHT NOW

ALSO YOU READ THIS IN SHOENICE'S VOICE

HOPE THIS HELPS A LITTLE



THANKYAW
User avatar #3 - edmin ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
Can you tell me where Jeff lives?
User avatar #2 - Detroits Ayrab (02/16/2013) [-]
I may not know you, but god damn your story hit me hard. I hope everything works out for you. That story hit home..
**** that cunt, I would not wish that upon my worst enemy, let alone a loving father. I dont know why im getting so worked up about this, but **** man.
Again bro, i can not emphasize this enough, but seriously, i wish you the best of luck
User avatar #1 - lolowia (02/15/2013) [-]
that were just to many feels to let just pass...
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