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|#104 - hand sanitizer isnt poisoned per se. There are many types of a… [+] (1 new reply)||05/26/2015 on 10 shots in 30 seconds||0|
|#101 - people pass out as a defense mechanism in the body when the bo…||05/26/2015 on 10 shots in 30 seconds||0|
|#98 - you never want to have it. unless you put benzene in it and ma… [+] (3 new replies)||05/26/2015 on 10 shots in 30 seconds||0|
#104 - shadowknife (05/26/2015) [-]
hand sanitizer isnt poisoned per se. There are many types of alcohol chemically speaking such as butanol ethanol and propanol to name a few simple ones and only ethanol is safe to drink as your body can for the most part safely metabolize it. there are other types in hand sanitizer that can kill. 100% alcohol or pure like i said can only be obtained by putting stabilizing compounds such as benzene in it and is usually only used in laboratory settings. i have tried 95% before and it was like vodka but with another 55% alcoholness the stuff was called Alcool and was bought from quebec
|#777 - but who cares if youre happy with it? [+] (5 new replies)||05/26/2015 on Fitness Success...||0|
#794 - ishouldplayzelda (05/26/2015) [-]
laziness and recognizing the futility of things. sure, you can build a business, but you're just going to die and one of your asshole kids is going to run it into the ground. you can get ripped and get a gf, but you know deep down that if you physically let yourself go and your personality (the actual substance of a person) isn't going to keep her interested because she only liked you for your appearance. what is the point? prove that there is a point.
#807 - ishouldplayzelda (05/26/2015) [-]
also following the law isn't black and white. jaywalkers are criminals by definition. where i live, riding your bike on the sidewalk is technically a crime. smoking weed is a crime. drinking a glass of wine before your 21st birthday is a crime.
let's see what else is a crime. rape, murder, theft, arson, scamming, child abuse, animal abuse, battery, etc.
but "obeying the law" is totally only a 2 sided coin.
#803 - ishouldplayzelda (05/26/2015) [-]
i don't like victimizing people and i don't want to go to jail/prison.
"do literally whatever you want"
"why are you in school?"
maybe it's what i want? maybe learning more about something i love, and someday getting payed a lot to do it sounds like a sweet deal?
i wish everyone loved welding and cycling as much as i do, but they don't.
working out just to improve your body is a hobby. building and maintaining a social life is a hobby. improving every facet of your life beyond the bare minimum is a hobby. you need to get over the fact that a lot of people don't care about your hobbies as much as you do.
|#46 - I understand as i had similar problems when i tried a while ag…||05/21/2015 on Kirby||0|
|#9 - pssst emulators [+] (3 new replies)||05/21/2015 on Kirby||+2|
#38 - Relinies (05/21/2015) [-]
I've tried playing Crystal Shards on emulators. In Project 64 1.6, 2.0, and 2.1, it experiences the same problem. The UI only updates between loading screens. Meaning if you take damage, you don't know how much you've taken unless you recall yourself. You don't know how many stars you've picked up, and you don't know how many lives you have to spare. And worst of all, you can't even change the UI type without changing the loading screen.
Oh, and you can't see the power you currently have.
All the gameplay works just fine, but the UI refuses to work.
|#53 - The Yew tree. every bit of it is toxic in exception to the fle… [+] (3 new replies)||05/20/2015 on It's a little horrifying||0|
|#77 - is generally cheaper [+] (1 new reply)||05/18/2015 on mfw playing GTA V||0|
|#75 - please explain to me how you can possibly **** up gravy… [+] (3 new replies)||05/17/2015 on Unhated Nations||-1|
#115 - Absolute Madman (05/17/2015) [-]
PEI is actually wicked for poutine. The island soil is very nutrient rich and we grow the best potatoes and have our own dairy farms (an incidentally some of the best magic mushrooms in the world grow in our cow patties), I love our milk and cheese. Best poutine I've ever had. We sell it with fresh lobster in that s*** too.
#80 - Absolute Madman (05/17/2015) [-]
Ive been to Quebec countless times, and had poutine. honestly its no better then in Vancouver were I live. Some people just don't know the right places to go to.
|#72 - "what are you talking about? I never went to the moon.&qu…||05/17/2015 on USA||-4|
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