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shadowhorn

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: shadowhorn
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Hearthstone, DOTA 2, Dawngate, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft
Interests: reading, gaming, snowboarding, swimming, soccer, long walks on the beach
Date Signed Up:1/23/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Minnesota
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Highest Content Rank:#627
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latest user's comments

#51 - True that, but it's not like we're not utilizing and mining ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2015 on England 0
#52 - froggernaught (04/30/2015) [-]
True, but we already have freedom, so we don't use as much of our oil.
User avatar #53 - shadowhorn (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh, of course. I failed to take into account the freedom to oil ratio.
#54 - froggernaught (04/30/2015) [-]
That was your problem.
#49 - We have been and are currently extracting oil and gas from num…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2015 on England 0
#58 - anonmynous (04/30/2015) [-]
Not Alaska
User avatar #80 - shadowhorn (05/01/2015) [-]
The Alaska North Slope oil reservoir near Barrow is being mined by Shell as we speak. One of the biggest oil operations in the nation. The product is transported to Valdez by way of the Trans-Alaska pipeline, one of the biggest pipelines in the nation.
#50 - froggernaught (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm talking about how too many countries have too much oil and not enough freedom.
User avatar #51 - shadowhorn (04/30/2015) [-]
True that, but it's not like we're not utilizing and mining our reserves simultaneously to others'.
#52 - froggernaught (04/30/2015) [-]
True, but we already have freedom, so we don't use as much of our oil.
User avatar #53 - shadowhorn (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh, of course. I failed to take into account the freedom to oil ratio.
#54 - froggernaught (04/30/2015) [-]
That was your problem.
#83 - Case and point: Pederasty, an ancient Greek relationship betwe… 04/30/2015 on completion +2
#67 - I get this **** all the time. I'm 6'4'' and everyone ju… 04/30/2015 on Being tall 0
#15 - Because wearing a bikini for competitive swimming is absolutely silly. 04/29/2015 on she ugly +5
#23 - I too enjoy dr. pepper, but I don't think it's really comparab… 04/29/2015 on wow, ok, r00d +1
#43 - That's actually a 1 in a million roll. 04/29/2015 on We're a bit odd +17
#58 - One man gets attacked by one group of ignorant idiots- aut…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Chimpout 2015 +6
User avatar #72 - thechosentroll (04/29/2015) [-]
You mean like one cop shot one black guy and a riot broke out?
#68 - atomicjojo (04/29/2015) [-]
ONE?!?! where the hell have you gotten THAT idea from?!?! theres DOZENS of reported assaults in the Baltimore riots!!
#65 - Glitched (04/29/2015) [-]
group > one

More than one black person attacked this one white man....

That is a reality.
#200 - A Capricorn from the Year of the Tiger. 04/29/2015 on What if we cull the stupid +1
#79 - The worst part is that the idiots who destroyed stuff are the … 04/29/2015 on Other side of Baltimore. +1
#169 - The Nintendo cartridge one doesn't make sense to me. How can t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Huge UberFacts comp +1
#173 - willys (04/29/2015) [-]
No whoever wrote that fact is just full of shit.
User avatar #170 - Sewallman (04/29/2015) [-]
Check stickied comment,

Remembering from my days on an n64, blowing into still had a pretty bad success rate.
#71 - I can't stand little dogs like chihuahuas and terriers. They t… 04/29/2015 on And 100% accurate +1
#44 - the **** are you talking about 04/29/2015 on Add-a-Dad 0
#111 - Yeah, instead of fully assessing a situation and making a smar…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Baltimore -1
User avatar #113 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
They don't have the time to fully asses a situation. THEYRE FUCKING LIVES ARE ON THE LINE. you're a fucking retard for thinking that that's even an option, I will not stand here while my officers who protect law abiding citizens like me are left defenseless "CUZ THE GUN CUD BE FAKE" and end up getting shot because they couldn't shoot the gun man in time.

#234 - Absolute Madman (04/28/2015) [-]
Being trigger happy isn't the proper way to assess the situation either.
User avatar #116 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
Edit: Their*
#105 - So that includes shooting and KILLING unarmed people?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Baltimore +3
User avatar #107 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
None of the topics I'm discussing in this comment thread involve unarmed people. If you have a fake gun and the police are in question of whether it is fake or not, it is to be treated as a real gun until proven otherwise. Police don't have time to decipher if it's a real gun or a fake gun, if they did that with every single person, many more police would die.
User avatar #111 - shadowhorn (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, instead of fully assessing a situation and making a smart, peaceable decision, it makes far more sense to just blow someone's brains out, because the courts aren't going to do anything about it.
User avatar #113 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
They don't have the time to fully asses a situation. THEYRE FUCKING LIVES ARE ON THE LINE. you're a fucking retard for thinking that that's even an option, I will not stand here while my officers who protect law abiding citizens like me are left defenseless "CUZ THE GUN CUD BE FAKE" and end up getting shot because they couldn't shoot the gun man in time.

#234 - Absolute Madman (04/28/2015) [-]
Being trigger happy isn't the proper way to assess the situation either.
User avatar #116 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
Edit: Their*
#101 - No one's saying that every single cop is a racist son of a bit…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Baltimore +4
User avatar #103 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
"Hurr the system is fucked blame the system"


WHITE OR BLACK, IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH POLICE, PHYSICAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN TO MAKE YOU COMPLY.
User avatar #276 - raginhardon (04/28/2015) [-]
that still doesn't give them the authority to take your life away. this is what the whole fucking thing is about. they took another mans life, which is the total opposite of their job description. throw away all the underlying issues of race and discrimination. a man lost his life under the "protection" of the police. sure hes an ex con with a rap sheet, but he never did a crime that merits the death penalty. the cops have no reason for inflicting injuries on him, the cops have no reason to make someone need medical attention so bad that they slip into a coma, the cops have no reason to fracture someone elses' spinal cord and they definitely did not have a reason for him to end up dying from those injuries.

criminal or not, that mans morning just started on the day his life ended.
User avatar #277 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
They went by standard police procedure and he happened to die.
User avatar #284 - raginhardon (04/28/2015) [-]
is all that part of standard procedure too? the cops just admitted they gave him the rough ride treatment, is that standard procedure too?

what kind of standard procedure merits theses kinds of actions? how are they used to protect the people?

thinkprogress.org/justice/2015/04/25/3651245/freddie-gray/
User avatar #281 - raginhardon (04/28/2015) [-]
so how does a man who is able to walk, let alone run from the police end up with a spinal cord fracture? he was bound by his legs and tossed in the back of a van, he cant harm himself. the cops didnt buckle him up? is that enough to snap a spine? how bout when they denied him medical services or his inhaler when they knew he was asthmatic? how does somebody slip into a fatal coma within a 45 minute time frame, when they were last seen running and walking?
User avatar #105 - shadowhorn (04/28/2015) [-]
So that includes shooting and KILLING unarmed people?
User avatar #107 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
None of the topics I'm discussing in this comment thread involve unarmed people. If you have a fake gun and the police are in question of whether it is fake or not, it is to be treated as a real gun until proven otherwise. Police don't have time to decipher if it's a real gun or a fake gun, if they did that with every single person, many more police would die.
User avatar #111 - shadowhorn (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, instead of fully assessing a situation and making a smart, peaceable decision, it makes far more sense to just blow someone's brains out, because the courts aren't going to do anything about it.
User avatar #113 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
They don't have the time to fully asses a situation. THEYRE FUCKING LIVES ARE ON THE LINE. you're a fucking retard for thinking that that's even an option, I will not stand here while my officers who protect law abiding citizens like me are left defenseless "CUZ THE GUN CUD BE FAKE" and end up getting shot because they couldn't shoot the gun man in time.

#234 - Absolute Madman (04/28/2015) [-]
Being trigger happy isn't the proper way to assess the situation either.
User avatar #116 - trolljunkusa (04/28/2015) [-]
Edit: Their*
#140 - I don't think the disneyland one is all that special. I bet th… 04/28/2015 on Huge fact comp #10 0
#310 - Trust me, I agree 100 percent. Just the rest of America doesn't. 04/27/2015 on murica +1
#300 - But by that logic, don't you have to make all healthcare free?…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on murica +1
User avatar #307 - huntergriff (04/27/2015) [-]
health care in general should be free.
User avatar #310 - shadowhorn (04/27/2015) [-]
Trust me, I agree 100 percent. Just the rest of America doesn't.
#164 - "Check your fedora privilege" 04/27/2015 on Cringe #37 - Failures on... 0
#74 - Comment deleted 04/27/2015 on Huge fact comp #9 0
#194 - Sadly, masturbating sounds more entertaining to me than being social. 04/26/2015 on Saturday Night Plans? +1
#88 - Here in northern Minnesota it's still gusty and gross. It does… 04/25/2015 on Describe your perfect date 0
#137 - I don't think male and female circumcision are comparable.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2015 on As stubborn as a feminist +3
User avatar #188 - listerthepessimist (04/25/2015) [-]
disfiguring a child's genitals

I can't see the difference
User avatar #171 - titsmccracken (04/25/2015) [-]
I'm just sick of repeating myself. I'm pretty sure mutilating any child's genitals without anesthesia is comparable. The point is one is seen a heinous and the other is common practice.
User avatar #166 - undeadmaus (04/25/2015) [-]
They're not the same but that is no reason to justify male circumcision. There is no justification for it other than phimosis.
#163 - xcoreyx (04/25/2015) [-]
Well of course they're comparable. They may not be the exact same thing, but they both involve cutting off part of one's genitals. They are comparable at the least, if not very similar.
#161 - titsmccracken Comment deleted by shadowhorn
#151 - feddafella (04/25/2015) [-]
I'm interested on learning more about your opinion on this.
User avatar #150 - tombombadil (04/25/2015) [-]
They really aren't, but don't let 4chan catch you saying that shit. They're foreskin crusaders.
#79 - Comment deleted 04/25/2015 on for Fucks sake 0

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User avatar #33 - davidavidson (03/31/2015) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #34 to #33 - shadowhorn (03/31/2015) [-]
ouch man
User avatar #30 - wesleyhathaway (01/18/2015) [-]
this man likes it in the ass
User avatar #31 to #30 - shadowhorn (01/18/2015) [-]
I won't deny it
User avatar #32 to #31 - wesleyhathaway (01/18/2015) [-]
that's ****** randy
User avatar #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
This is a pretty comfy shade of Red
User avatar #28 to #27 - shadowhorn (01/08/2015) [-]
isn't it, though? it reminds me of the womb.
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
LOL
#22 - icangetyoumad (01/06/2015) [-]
>inviting me to be your friend
just kidding

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User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
How else do you expect me to creep on your profile when you have private mode on
User avatar #15 - wesleyhathaway (01/06/2015) [-]
hello darkness my old friend
User avatar #16 to #15 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
ive come to talk to you again
User avatar #17 to #16 - wesleyhathaway (01/06/2015) [-]
because a vision softlyyyyy creeping
User avatar #18 to #17 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
left its seeds while i waaaaas sleeping
User avatar #19 to #18 - wesleyhathaway (01/06/2015) [-]
and the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains
User avatar #20 to #19 - shadowhorn (01/06/2015) [-]
within the sound of silence.
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User avatar #12 - largilloquent (06/26/2014) [-]
ranked 3's you say?
User avatar #14 to #12 - shadowhorn (06/27/2014) [-]
would you be interested? my summoner name is Zilen. im gold 4.
User avatar #13 to #12 - shadowhorn (06/27/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #10 - twi (06/25/2013) [-]
did you send that because some anon told you to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - shadowhorn (06/26/2013) [-]
i did indeed.
User avatar #9 - pandacub (08/18/2012) [-]
Dude I've got a single Stalin. how can I trade that
User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (04/23/2012) [-]
Awkward...
User avatar #2 to #2 - shadowhorn (05/16/2012) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #3 to #3 - ariusbrightwing (05/16/2012) [-]
Your name is Shadowhorn. I am the aspect of light.
User avatar #4 to #4 - shadowhorn (05/16/2012) [-]
mmm. seems we are polar opposites.
User avatar #5 to #5 - ariusbrightwing (05/16/2012) [-]
Aye. :V *Shoots little bolt of light* Durp.
User avatar #6 to #6 - shadowhorn (05/17/2012) [-]
*Envelops bolt in wave of darkness*
User avatar #7 to #7 - ariusbrightwing (05/17/2012) [-]
*Lets out a bird-ish guffaw* How cute. OvO
User avatar #8 to #8 - shadowhorn (05/17/2012) [-]
lol :D
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