The lovechild of TheOddOne and Weeman.

le toucan has garry'd

probably the hospital

Africa by Toto

Thank me when you've washed the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

It´s called Trial and error mate. Also true face just Shows up in troubled times. Hell i was together with that bitch 4 years and though she was perfect, once then i removed that pink tinted glasses i noticed that she was not always what i though she would be.

I though she was honest, came out she lied quit regulary and often builed up Drama.
I though she was an proud lioness, after 3 years i noticed, that that seemed to have melted away as i got Money.
I though she could actuelly lead a bit, in reality she had even harder times to Chose something THEN MYSELF. (which means something, i have an fucking hard time ordering for an damn Pizza alone)
I though her way of trusting and loyalty was remarble... until i noticed that the Girl seemingless did not know the difference between loyal and beeing able to trust.

In short Terms, everytime you break up with someone you get bit smarter and know then better what you want from an future Partner. Wounds heal, mind gets back on track and you can Focus then on what you actuelly want. Also it´s an good idea not to jump right back into Pound to fish for the right Person, rethink first an bit about all that.

We never dated That's good advice, maybe I'm just re-opening some old wounds. But I doubt anyone will come into my life anytime soon so I'll just better myself or something.

That's too bad. Do you think that having possibly forcing this person back in your life is a good idea in your opinion?

Forcing them? Hell no, that's unhealthy. I don't know what to think, I want them back in my life, because I think that I could put things back like they were. They're not a bad person in the sense they spit on babies and kicks puppies, I think we just have bad chemistry now. I think I just don't want to accept reality, accept that there is no way we could ever be like we were back then.

Did you guys break up because you no longer got along?

We never dated. But something changed in them, and they were no longer like what they were. They had something bad happen to them I know that, and ever since we never connected like we did.

That's too bad. Do you think that having possibly forcing this person back in your life is a good idea in your opinion?

Forcing them? Hell no, that's unhealthy. I don't know what to think, I want them back in my life, because I think that I could put things back like they were. They're not a bad person in the sense they spit on babies and kicks puppies, I think we just have bad chemistry now. I think I just don't want to accept reality, accept that there is no way we could ever be like we were back then.

Before I answer that, when you say "Why I can't just let them go, when I know they aren't the person I remember?" did you mean that in a negative way as in you're remembering the good times about a bad person?

I was remembering the times they weren't a bad person.

Did you guys break up because you no longer got along?

We never dated. But something changed in them, and they were no longer like what they were. They had something bad happen to them I know that, and ever since we never connected like we did.

That's too bad. Do you think that having possibly forcing this person back in your life is a good idea in your opinion?

Forcing them? Hell no, that's unhealthy. I don't know what to think, I want them back in my life, because I think that I could put things back like they were. They're not a bad person in the sense they spit on babies and kicks puppies, I think we just have bad chemistry now. I think I just don't want to accept reality, accept that there is no way we could ever be like we were back then.

Isn't that just giving up? Shouldn't I fight to bring that person back?

Before I answer that, when you say "Why I can't just let them go, when I know they aren't the person I remember?" did you mean that in a negative way as in you're remembering the good times about a bad person?

I was remembering the times they weren't a bad person.

Did you guys break up because you no longer got along?

We never dated. But something changed in them, and they were no longer like what they were. They had something bad happen to them I know that, and ever since we never connected like we did.

That's too bad. Do you think that having possibly forcing this person back in your life is a good idea in your opinion?

Forcing them? Hell no, that's unhealthy. I don't know what to think, I want them back in my life, because I think that I could put things back like they were. They're not a bad person in the sense they spit on babies and kicks puppies, I think we just have bad chemistry now. I think I just don't want to accept reality, accept that there is no way we could ever be like we were back then.

because you shouldn't forget good times. they may not be the same person now but they were back then. you only have to get those feelings go away, and keep the good memories. this is what makes relationships great. you learn so much with each individual it's crazy

Same crap with my ex, an can tell ya where it went wrong: Thinking that she is the love of your life.

She is not. She stoped caring when she called you that, i did that through an entire year with mine. Everytime arguments came up she would laugh at me if i asked her if she would ever help me, would go full wonkas if i did so much but "indirectly" insulted her somehow and pretty much started to rob of my Money.

The day i broke up with her was the most chillest day i head since roughly 3 years and i felt never bad afterwards. to be true, it felt like having an anchor removed from your ancle.

So don´t think about "how and where it went wrong", it did went wrong and she showed her true face, would you really like to be with someone who would Insult and manipulait you the Moment Problems arive? Na you don´t, you want someone who can stand with you through troubled times.

It´s called Trial and error mate. Also true face just Shows up in troubled times. Hell i was together with that bitch 4 years and though she was perfect, once then i removed that pink tinted glasses i noticed that she was not always what i though she would be.

I though she was honest, came out she lied quit regulary and often builed up Drama.
I though she was an proud lioness, after 3 years i noticed, that that seemed to have melted away as i got Money.
I though she could actuelly lead a bit, in reality she had even harder times to Chose something THEN MYSELF. (which means something, i have an fucking hard time ordering for an damn Pizza alone)
I though her way of trusting and loyalty was remarble... until i noticed that the Girl seemingless did not know the difference between loyal and beeing able to trust.

In short Terms, everytime you break up with someone you get bit smarter and know then better what you want from an future Partner. Wounds heal, mind gets back on track and you can Focus then on what you actuelly want. Also it´s an good idea not to jump right back into Pound to fish for the right Person, rethink first an bit about all that.

We never dated That's good advice, maybe I'm just re-opening some old wounds. But I doubt anyone will come into my life anytime soon so I'll just better myself or something.

this has to be one of my more favorite things to come from 4chan

can i know the joke i ruined because see it, i do not

Okay so someone was supposed to say "Really?" and then I would say "sure is!"

are you sure?

Damn, you ruined the joke... That's okay I was expecting that

can i know the joke i ruined because see it, i do not

Okay so someone was supposed to say "Really?" and then I would say "sure is!"

ahhh the math captchas, quite an autist period

actually the entire items game imo

>Is completely right
>gets thumbed down by butthurt Europoor
We get it, Europeans hate facts.

considering most anti-vaxxers, Scientologists, and hyper bible thumpers are from America, I'd say we're the ones that hate facts

I am American though, so I get to experience some of this shit first hand, I'm just glad you seem reasonable, meanwhile I'll probably get a lot of reds because I dare insulted Trump and the rightwing

Yeah but at least most of our fact haters aren't voted into office.
Look at how many European politicians support taking on refugees that they can't afford.

I dunno, take a gander over at the bible belt sometime, look at Ben Carson and Trump sometime, and go look at fox news, where even if they aren't elected, they can spew bullshit and literal 100% fabrications and still be millionaires with people arguing they're somehow better than NBC because "at least they aren't democrats"

Nobody supports Carson, and while Trump has some stupid shit, he still has some good ideas and is probably going to be best for the Economy, out of the Candidates.

he's anti-vaxxer AND thinks global warming is some Chinese conspiracy to weaken us, he's a fucking driveling retard and would crash the economy LONG before even doing something baby boomers and bainwashed conservitards would claim is "fixing the economy"

No he's not, and no he doesn't.
Sounds like you're the brainwashed one here.
I don't like Trump, and while he's far from the lesser of two evils, he's an established businessman who actually knows US economics.

>Taking a constantly "hacked" twitter seriously
If it's on twitter I automatically assume it's 100% bullshit.

he's also ON RECORD said that he doesn't believe in climate change, "So I am not a believer, and I will, unless somebody can prove something to me, I believe there’s weather." face it, he's incompetent

shhh anon, grownups are talking here

Then it's a damned good thing the president doesn't have to believe in it, since Congress can pass shit whether he approves of it or not.

the problem is he's basically the man you would look at to see the kind of country we are, and think, would you want Donald "small loan of 1,000,000 dollars" Trump in ANY real political position

Better someone with a bent understanding of economics than someone with no understanding of economics.

I'd prefer, you know, a decent fucking human being than someone who's rich because he's a dirtbag

Well, sucks for you, since none of those are running for presidency.

mistafishy
He said he doesn't like being forced to cheat the system to stay in business, and wants to change the system so he can have an honest business without collapsing.

But I wouldn't want a president who'd still be wasting time on policy that won't pass just to push their right wing agenda. What are his "good policies?"

Mostly cutting tax loopholes for the rich, opening up relations with Russia to see if we can stop Cold-war level arming of the middle east (ie "moderate islamic groups" vs Bashar Al-Assad), penalize companies for sending jobs overseas, give incentive for keeping jobs and production within the US, fix up the budget, just off hand.

oohh....

That's good n' all, but 90% of the rest of his policy is still trash. Mexico wall, ban on Muslim immigration, smiting ISIS personally... like, nah I ain't about any of that.

Yeah but at least he could never actually act on his trash policies. The only ones he has the power to do are his good ones.

so he's trying to make what is now doing wrong legal...???

That could translate to making murder legal. just a comparison, but still...

No, he wants to make what he's doing now ILLEGAL, so others won't do it, so he doesn't have to do it.

oh yes, look how awful Sanders is...

That's another thing he has stated he does to keep competitive.
He's already said he plans on closing those loopholes, for himself and other businessmen.

That's a huge conflict of interest for him so it's not really a trustworthy statement in my book

Trump is also calling for higher taxes on the rich. He's even said he would have no problem paying the taxes if other rich people did too, since he needs to stay competitive.

considering there's no way he doesn't dodge taxes harder than most competitors, I feel that's just him lying through his teeth

Wanting to drive an economy further into the ground isn't considered a good trait.

ah yes, wanting higher taxes on the rich and less military spending is certainly gonna drive us into the ground

Americans tend to have an ego about themselves, and since the tiny europoor countries have inferiority complexes, they can't allow it.

He's not talking about the cat. He's talking about that chill ass dog that was already in the tub.