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Interests: Warhammer, mlp fim, fallout, the elder scrolls
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#135 - Physically perhaps (although arguably not), but definitely not…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on WHATS HER NAME PLEASE +2
User avatar #138 - PubLandlord (06/29/2013) [-]
Well not in todays society, because we bring children up slower and expect a lot less, the further back in time you go children had more responsibilities so matured mentally faster
User avatar #152 - alhemicar (06/29/2013) [-]
^both of you are right
#19 - Every ******* time, I swear he never had anything to say 06/28/2013 on Can it wait for a bit, +2
#34 - Alpha particles are highly ionising 06/28/2013 on The Cell 0
#235 - Euro pals unite! 06/27/2013 on Being American 0
#234 - Most of the civilised world has gun control pal 06/27/2013 on Being American 0
#42 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Perverted Confessions +1
#38 - It's even worse when she's your ex  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Perverted Confessions +1
#41 - acksl (06/26/2013) [-]
#42 - shadesofbacon (06/26/2013) [-]
#282 - I love how we all know their signs do nothing to sway our opin… 06/26/2013 on FCNBE 0
#355 - It reduces your feeling during sex/masturbation too apparently  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2013 on pretty obvious hole in the... +1
#361 - Hurderp (06/26/2013) [-]
I've never noticed, Sex is enjoyable and how is it more fun to please a guy Kaizel? Its just something sliding alongside whatevers being used for stimulation.
User avatar #359 - smokedmeatlog (06/26/2013) [-]
Thats just a myth. The head has majority of the nerves and circumcision doesn't go near there.
#369 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [-]
it exposes it, which makes it less sensitive over time. It's like getting callouses on your feet. But on your dick.
User avatar #381 - donaldducksdick (06/26/2013) [-]
Been circumcised for just over a year and a half, I haven't noticed a difference and sex and wanking is still bang on.
#69 - He himself said that half the time his lyrics had little or no… 06/25/2013 on Quick tailor +15
#8 - There's more to attraction than just being nice 06/25/2013 on Shit like this.. +1
#15 - Stay pleb faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Old But Gold +3
User avatar #16 - tynerd (06/25/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #32 - rheago (06/25/2013) [-]
This would have been funny a year ago
#13 - So don't do it, and stop acting like it effects you then?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Old But Gold +1
#14 - tynerd (06/25/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
#15 - shadesofbacon (06/25/2013) [-]
Stay pleb faggot
User avatar #16 - tynerd (06/25/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #32 - rheago (06/25/2013) [-]
This would have been funny a year ago
#55 - Lyrically it's not even that bad, if kurt kobain had written i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Quick tailor +18
#64 - thisusernamesux (06/25/2013) [-]
thing is, kurt kobain doesnt write crap like that !
User avatar #69 - shadesofbacon (06/25/2013) [-]
He himself said that half the time his lyrics had little or no meaning and that he just pulled them out of the air, preferring to focus on how the song sounded as opposed to its meaning
User avatar #63 - pappathethird (06/25/2013) [-]
I respectfully disagree
#33 - Dead space is old dude  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Dead Space 0
User avatar #38 - ProWig (06/24/2013) [-]
Yeah i understand that but i just hope they don't use the same font for futures ones lol
#159 - [citation needed] We're both just coming out with opinions…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #163 - AvatarAirBender (06/21/2013) [-]
Mk.
#142 - Yeah they should, but just because they haven't yet and decide…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #154 - AvatarAirBender (06/21/2013) [-]
For the most part, people who cut are basically people who think they have medical problems when really they just can't handle life and don't understand that people aren't nice.

If they have a medical problem they should not be cutting. They are called "medical problems" for a reason.
User avatar #159 - shadesofbacon (06/21/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
We're both just coming out with opinions man, so lets just agree to disagree.
User avatar #163 - AvatarAirBender (06/21/2013) [-]
Mk.
#135 - Some people have genuine medically verified mental problems th…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #138 - AvatarAirBender (06/21/2013) [-]
Then they should have genuine medically verified pills or help.
User avatar #142 - shadesofbacon (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah they should, but just because they haven't yet and decide to cut instead doesn't make them a pussy
User avatar #154 - AvatarAirBender (06/21/2013) [-]
For the most part, people who cut are basically people who think they have medical problems when really they just can't handle life and don't understand that people aren't nice.

If they have a medical problem they should not be cutting. They are called "medical problems" for a reason.
User avatar #159 - shadesofbacon (06/21/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
We're both just coming out with opinions man, so lets just agree to disagree.
User avatar #163 - AvatarAirBender (06/21/2013) [-]
Mk.
#46 - gears of war  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Badass Cleavers +2
User avatar #51 - kratosalza (06/21/2013) [-]
thanks, i never played gears before so i guess thats why the joke flew right by me
#17 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Science of the week #24 0
User avatar #39 - muchasmarcos (06/17/2013) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-smith/genetically-modified-soy_b_544575.html
one of few health advocates that isn't nuts or corrupt.
#45 - The reason steam games are cheaper is because microsoft/sony t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Sure mate... -1
#102 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2013) [-]
games are cheaper on pc because you dont need to licence them like on xbox or ps3.
User avatar #47 - MasterManiac (06/17/2013) [-]
The reason Steam games are cheaper is because there is no middle man. For Xbox or PS games, there needs to be a cut for the store that sells it, as well as for the developer. Also, since developers get no money from used game sales, the developers cut must be a lot bigger on Xbox or PS games compared to Steam games.
#62 - alexanderh (06/17/2013) [-]
Actually, that's plain wrong. Valve games don't have a middle man, but other steam games do. It's called steam. Valve takes a cut of everything sold on steam, no exceptions.
#352 - Well this page suggests he can, but I don't know 06/17/2013 on Interesting science stuff! 0
#348 - Are you implying that usain bolt can run at 27.7mph for longer…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Interesting science stuff! +1
User avatar #351 - ScottP (06/17/2013) [-]
Well I wasn't aware that he could run that fast...


...but it'd be nicer to run faster than sound
#379 - selfrazedzealot (06/18/2013) [-]
idk if your implying he runs the speed of sound but the speed of sound is 750 miles per hour...
User avatar #352 - shadesofbacon (06/17/2013) [-]
#23 - Well super smart could be argued to be a super power maybe?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on disappointed 0
#30 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2013) [-]
But he doesn't have super intelligence, he's above average. One of his enemies, brainiac, actually has super intelligence.
#1207 - Margate, england 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
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User avatar #22 - MaelRadec (09/04/2012) [-]
i came here to make friends and slap bitches... and i finished the slapping
User avatar #21 - MaelRadec (09/03/2012) [-]
*salutes* sir, please for give for my next action, sir... *slap* this is for being an inquisitor dick *slaps again* this is for CHAOS!!
User avatar #2 - derpyhuman (05/23/2012) [-]
according to notmadguy you're a faggot.
User avatar #3 to #2 - shadesofbacon (05/23/2012) [-]
i beg to differ
#1 - thundercloud (05/04/2012) [-]
HEY YOU i ******* love you
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