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#28 - I would, I've never had a bad experience with them because the…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Hell is where... +67
User avatar #96 - thekinganon (08/11/2013) [-]
Unless you're not white.
#52 - Ken M (08/11/2013) [-]
You clearly didnt hear about the pregnant woman who was kicked in the stomach at a protest or the man who was killed at the g20 demonstration, and in london a high percentage of police ive seen are un helpful arseholes
User avatar #71 - defeats (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah... That pregnant woman was causing trouble and obstructing the police officers job. It was night, she was wearing a lot of clothes and he didn't kick her, he pushed her with his foot.
I hate it when I push somebody or something with my foot and someone says "don't kick that/him", it isn't a kick.
He didn't know she was pregnant, and she didn't act like a pregnant woman. If you are pregnant you shouldn't be out causing trouble.
User avatar #56 - shadesofbacon (08/11/2013) [-]
The fact that you can't even reach the magic number three for giving examples should prove that poor policing in the UK is rare
#34 - oreosboi (08/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough i spose, my bad, i guess i just assumed the worst seeing as im Irish

not that there's anything wrong with police or especially not with English people, just I'm used to being anti-British authority...sorry if i came off as prejudiced
#373 - The largest covenant battleship is 2 Km long (and that was a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy +3
#442 - artyommetro (08/11/2013) [-]
Ah well then i was shot down never been a fan of the Space marines I like the Imperial Guard a lot more.
#329 - >Millions Actually, there's only a million or so space … 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
#118 - I don't know anyone over here who hates america, apart from on…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/07/2013 on The greatest gift to the... +6
#131 - restfullwicked (08/07/2013) [-]
i hate america along with a few mates but we aint going to yell about it, i dont hate america more than i hate hot weather or hate people that make tea by putting the water in first. and im sure one at a time they are nice enough. though sometimes i do consider the space between canada and mexico to be open water. like when america made pizza a serving of vegetables in school.
User avatar #222 - sanguinesolitude (08/07/2013) [-]
well it does have vegetables in it. better than french fries.
#298 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
but it was based on the fact it has tomato on it so even if it was a good idea it would make it a fruit anyway.
User avatar #305 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
i mean tomato may technically be a fruit, but its pretty much a vegetable. Also fruits arent worse for you than vegetables and the requirement is for a serving of fruits or vegetables. Either way it works.
#314 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
im just saying that no other country would ever even be able to do that. you tried to do that in the UK and the proposal would be thrown at you and you would be laughed out of the house
User avatar #315 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
thats fair, and it isnt because we the people want that to be a vegetable, its because selling food to schools is big business and they have lobbies that allow them to do it.
#316 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
even so. i just think that america does its own thing, and while thats fine, it rarely does what is sensible. it seems like a ploy because the found out that kids weren't eating any fruits so they went "pizza has some stuff on it. pizza is a vegetable now. problem solved"
User avatar #317 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
We are run by corporations, so I think it realistically went more along the lines of "we cant sell enough pizza to kids because they are supposed to be eating vegetables, lets lobby to have pizza classified as a vegetable so we can sell it to the children"
#318 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
and that right there is my problem with america. in england, most of our laws are there to protect the customers. in the us it seems like you make laws to allow businesses to do whatever they like.
User avatar #319 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
yep and its getting worse. It has passed the point where the people have much say in anything, our politicians are bought and paid for by corporations and the entrance cost and unpleasant circumstances make it so the decent people avoid politics.
#320 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
no way to run a country. as i said, hate is a strong word, and i would never wish harm on anyone because of where they were born. but it can only end badly for everyone. america caused a global recession. other countries fucked up too and we were one of the worst but it started in the states. and it just pisses me off that the loudest and most fucking obnoxious americans act like the sun shines out the collective arsehole of the US. though i do understand that they are the minority, just so happens that the small group is the loudest.
User avatar #321 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
I hate the government here, but its gotten really bad and both parties are nearly identical, so nothing ever changes. The depressing thing is I have no idea what the solution is. I mean vote for the good guys in theory, but they both serve the same mysterious financial backers.

Its a good country, but money has been a corrosive influence in politics.
#322 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
first thing is to find the lies. they are easy. start from the beginning, the founding fathers left england because they thought were were too liberal when it came to the bibles law. the whole religious freedom is a load of bollocks.
after that you have 2 choices. you can find the like minded people and remind the government that the people are their bosses and if they dont start making changes you will find someone who does. the other option is to get directly involved in politics. its bullshit that anyone can become the president but there is a fair amount that people can do.
User avatar #323 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
the lies are obvious, but there is no repercussion for being caught in a lie. We only have two viable parties, and they are 95% the same. sure they disagree on the little things like gay marriage and aborition, but their policy decisions are nearly identitcal. The corporations that own our media are the same that buy the elections.
#324 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
like i said. if you find like minded people (because im fairly sure that there are alot of them) and start demanding change, one of two things will happen, either the government tries to pander and save face by actually doing something, or you prove that america is actually a corrupt dictatorship and the whole nation along with the rest of the world knows it. the main problem is that people dont know how much power they actually have. im not saying grab the molotovs and start burning, but a show of numbers with one motive is more than enough.
User avatar #325 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
sounds great in theory, in practice the media has so divided the two parties there is no common ground, even though nearly all policy is identical.
#326 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
i know its possible to force change. america has done it before. UK too for that matter. there is a lot that can be done by those with the will to see it through.
User avatar #327 - sanguinesolitude (08/08/2013) [-]
short of bloodshed and widespread marching I dont see anything happening anytime soon. As long as media keeps democrats and republicans fighting eachother we dont have time to work together to purge the evil from the system.

I do feel there is a change coming eventually, but it will probably take another 10 years of gridlock before we get fed up with the system enough to do something.

+1ed for good conversation
#328 - restfullwicked (08/08/2013) [-]
thank you kindly stranger. i know it must be hard. but at least there is someone that is willing to admit that america has problem rather than thumb people into submission for saying america may need improvement.
#49 - We are your gods, monkeigh  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Religion +2
#74 - acemcgunner (08/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - konradkurze (08/06/2013) [-]
You Dark Eldar are just pawns of slaanesh, or as you call her, "she who thirsts"
#90 - Don't be a bitch. 08/04/2013 on Don't be a bitch. -1
#7 - Then he was never a bro 08/03/2013 on The logic IS sound +1
#12 - It's illegal in the UK, just incase anybody doesn't know 08/03/2013 on Carnival Phantasm is brilliant 0
#10 - It's not just any reaction picture, it's the most rage inducin… 08/01/2013 on BURN 0
#14 - I totally agree, but as most of funnyjunkers don't understand … 08/01/2013 on Everything's Okay -5
#12 - Did you never get the rifleman perk?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on 95% assassination 0
#14 - sillyfellow (08/01/2013) [-]
well i few times used weapons perks so i don't remember, you can easily beat any level of fallout by using contundent and hand-to-hand if you bring em up to 100.
#119 - **shadesofbacon rolls 264** 08/01/2013 on Not like I wanted to hit... 0
#43 - It's an old joke repeated in poland ball comics 07/29/2013 on European pole dancing +3
#57 - Israel was only created due to ww2 though?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Gandhi’s letter to Adolf... 0
User avatar #76 - Patchworkpudding (07/29/2013) [-]
yeah but what if the country still formed without Germany kicking off WW2?
User avatar #89 - thatoneiranianguy (07/29/2013) [-]
Not likely.

Hitler is basically the sole reason the Zionist movement was successful in forming Israel.

~ Haavara Agreement. Look it up.
~ Hitler continued to work with outside Jewish radical forces such as the Lehi in order to create a state of Israel via pushing the British out of Palestine. (Keep in mind Hitler didn't care about the Jews outside of Germany, he only wanted to create a German state.)
~ German persecution of Jewry and Bolshevism lead the rest of the world to feel sorry for the Jews and give them sympathy in the UN.

Bingo, Israel created. Without that, chances of Israel's existence is highly unlikely.
User avatar #90 - Patchworkpudding (07/30/2013) [-]
well thanks for the history lesson, i have not delved that deep into Israels history to fully understand it seems. Props for the knowledge though its entertaining to hazard a guess as to what could have happened since the spark that ignited WW1 happened in Austria Hungary with the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand, its interesting to wonder if that trend continued...
User avatar #92 - thatoneiranianguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Keep in mind the book is just a theory though, not to be described as fact. It doesn't even reflect my opinion of the event, it just helped establish a firmer one.
User avatar #91 - thatoneiranianguy (07/30/2013) [-]
If you are at all interested in WW1 I recommend reading this book:


July 1914 Countdown to War by Sean McMeekin.

It's basically a theory that states France and Russia are mostly to blame for the start of the war. I'm more inclined to believe it than the theory of the war was started entirely on the behalf of miscalculation or the "German/Austria-Hungary" started the war type idea that has been most portrayed throughout our school systems.

It's a good book and it's very skeptical of how forefront we are with how we view this event in history.
User avatar #93 - Patchworkpudding (07/30/2013) [-]
Good to know thanks kind internet person!
#64 - babys first troll  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on too convenient 0
#70 - Ken M (08/01/2013) [-]
He's right, though.

Can you really say that you gave two shits about the dragons? Not even the fucking game gave two shits about the dragons. The plot was so poorly handled.

Also, late reply because fuck you.
#7 - Clearly you never bothered playing oblivion  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2013 on too convenient +17
#55 - trollolololgabe (07/28/2013) [-]
hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii! I liked that game...
User avatar #50 - brackgrapple (07/28/2013) [-]
Jesus christ the Merunes razor quest for oblivion was just to long
#41 - jazzyietheferret (07/28/2013) [-]
Don't forget dragon age 2.
#36 - Ken M (07/28/2013) [-]
ok oblivion has crappy dungeons but at least it had a good story line unlike skyrim
User avatar #64 - shadesofbacon (07/28/2013) [-]
babys first troll
#70 - Ken M (08/01/2013) [-]
He's right, though.

Can you really say that you gave two shits about the dragons? Not even the fucking game gave two shits about the dragons. The plot was so poorly handled.

Also, late reply because fuck you.
User avatar #9 - thatguycrow (07/27/2013) [-]
Sorry mate but Ayleid Ruins> Caves full of zombies any day
User avatar #27 - RequieminMortis (07/28/2013) [-]
And Dwemer ruins > Ayleid ruins. I'll take subterranean factories full of steam-powered death machines, Lovecraftian insects and a bunch of Smeagol clones, some of which open into a gigantic cavern full of glowing mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, over stone mazes populated with the same monsters as literally every other dungeon in the game any day of the week.
#171 - It only sucks if you make it suck 07/27/2013 on Great Expectations +5
#10 - >raised to be what he wishes to be by non judmental parenti… 07/24/2013 on inb4 homophobic racist +4
#124 - Breaking bad, never interacting with Jesse. All I'd be doing i… 07/22/2013 on Would you? 0
#76 - >singlehandedly Clearly somebody's never heard of stresemann 07/22/2013 on Hitler Doesn't Give a Fuck 0
#52 - It's not really surprising, we all have our secrets 07/21/2013 on Arthur Conan Doyle -1
#170 - Zimmerman was some asthmatic community watch guy, no athelete …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Simmer 0
User avatar #173 - demandsgayversion (07/20/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I concede my point. And to be fair, if I was listening to the soccer moms, I would be asking for Zimmerman's head.
#109 - >Gamma particles Dude, gamma radiation is a wave.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Snake haired bitch 0
#143 - tranminh (07/13/2013) [-]
gamma rays are waves, but alpha beta and gamma particles do indeed exist and they are related to radioactivity
#151 - The porn is the best part guys, honestly. Fluttershy is s… 07/12/2013 on How /mlp/ see themselves +3
#8 - Some chicks send x's as a sign of affection 07/08/2013 on Protection +3


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according to notmadguy you're a faggot.
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